Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 180, Empress laughs!
There was a huge crowd of people at the gate of the Gongyuan, but only He Lanmin was within about ten feet, and no one was close at all. After all, He Lanmin vomited just now.

The people who vomited could not only see what He Lanminzhi had for breakfast, they could even see what they ate yesterday!
"Damn, this brother is strong, the family is mining, what are you eating these days?"

"Ginseng, velvet antler, shark's fin, bird's nest, good guy, I must have taken so many tonics, I spit them all out, what a pity!"

Those who know the goods carefully looked at it, and actually figured out what He Lanminzhi had eaten these days!
"It's a pity, what's the matter, you are a dog, why do you want to have another bite?"

Immediately, someone sneered abruptly, making everyone retch.
You are a dog, and you only eat what you vomit!
……

He vomited for a long time, and didn't know how many days of food he vomited out. Only then did He Lanmin resist the discomfort in his stomach. Looking at the huge pile of things he vomited out on the ground, He Lanmin was instantly furious. Exposed!

"Well, you Di Ping'an, you actually murdered me like this!"

He Lanminzhi was still a little retching at the moment, but more angry,

In order to prepare for the imperial examination this time, He Lanminzhi has been taking a lot of tonics these days,

Just to perform exceptionally well in this imperial examination, to directly win the No. [-] Scholar, and to give Di Pingan a hard blow.
But what I never expected was that after so many days of mending, Di Ping'an vomited all his cigarettes!

Those are century-old ginseng, velvet antler from Tianshan, shark's fin from Yellow Sea, and bird's nest from Kunlun. If it weren't for He Lanminzhi, whose father is a Korean public and concurrently in charge of the household department, I'm afraid there are no channels to get so many good things, and they are all in vain now!

"He Lan Minzhi, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. You don't pay attention to hygiene and defecate everywhere... Uh, no, you vomit everywhere, you have a reason!"

Di Pingan said eloquently for a moment, seeing He Lanmin approaching him a few steps, Di Pingan held his nose for a moment and backed away again and again, with a look of horror on his face:
"He Lanminzhi, don't come here, it smells so bad, why don't you go home and wash it first?"

The ancients dressed in silk and satin, and when they walked, they really looked like fairy spirits.

But He Lan Minzhi just vomited a while ago, and the sleeves and robes were naturally stained a lot, and it smells really good at the moment!

"Di Ping'an, you..."

Hearing what Di Ping'an said, He Lanmin became even more furious for a moment, but just when He Lanmin was about to lose his temper,
"Wang Wang!"

A few wild dogs came out of nowhere among the crowd!

These wild dogs knew at a glance that this winter was not going well. They were so hungry that they ran around among the crowd. Excited bark yelled!

Not much to say about dogs, under the watchful eyes of everyone, these wild dogs directly wrapped up the things that He Lanminzhi spit out!

"You beasts!"

He Lanmin became even more frantic for a moment, damn, this is still a shame!
If He Lan Minzhi is mentioned again in Chang'an in the future, I'm afraid it's not the son of the Korean government official, the son of the Minister of the Household Department, but the He Lan Minzhi who was directly vomited by a puff of cigarettes, and then the vomit was divided up by several wild dogs.

My thief, who can stand this title and prefix?

He Lanmin was suddenly furious, and wanted to fight, trying to drive these wild dogs away.

But these wild dogs managed to find a full meal, and the dog meal was quite delicious and resistant,

Seeing that He Lanmin was about to fight, these wild dogs suddenly showed fierce eyes, with indescribable vomit stained on their mouths, and barked wildly at He Lanmin's bark!
Wild dog: Although you vomited this thing, but it fell on the ground, it belonged to our dog!

"Mr. Helan, don't be afraid. Come on, fuck him. It's just a few wild dogs. How can you be afraid of them, Mr. Helan? Come on, if you can't do it, talk about it. If the dog bites you, you bite it too!"

Di Ping'an, who was at the side, saw that He Lanmin almost had sex with these dogs, so he cheered on for a while!
Cheng Qianzong, Yan Danqing and others next to him were speechless for a while: Brother, you are too hurt, He Lanminzhi is the son of the Minister of the Household Department of the noble son of the Korean government after all,

How could he fight with a dog in the street? Wouldn't it be insulting to the gentleman? If he really did it with the dog, then He Lanminzhi, a Jinshi, would not have to take the exam again. This shit is simply insulting to the gentleman!
"Di Ping'an, I'm not finished with you!"

At this moment, He Lanmin's face was flushed red, and she was going to take the exam today and get the first prize!

But being treated like this, He Lanmin's whole body collapsed!

"Say it as if you can finish with me!"

Di Ping'an muttered again, you are ready to kill me, and I am still here with you to force Lai Lai to be polite to you. Is your head flooded?

"My Nima..."

He Lan Minzhi was suffocated by Di Ping'an's words on the spot, even though his face was flushed with anger, he couldn't say anything.

His lips trembled for a long time, but he could only look at Di Ping'an angrily!

……

"Ha ha……"

Her Majesty the Empress on the third floor of the Tribute Court finally couldn't bear it anymore. Even though she had endured it for a long time before, she still couldn't hold it back.
On the third floor of the entire tribute courtyard, Her Majesty the Empress's extremely suppressed, but louder and louder laughter came from within a short time!
I really couldn't help it, especially when those wild dogs ran over to snatch food, Her Majesty the Empress broke the law on the spot, even though Xiuzu had almost scratched her boots before, she couldn't hold back after all!

Is this the comedy that brat Di Pingan often talks about?

I'm dying of laughter!
I would like to call you Di Pingan the king of comedy!

Yan Liben and Guo Qingshu, who had already been kicked out of the third floor of the Gong Yuan, were going downstairs at the moment, when they heard the laughter from Her Majesty the Empress directly on the third floor, and they immediately looked at each other:

"Qingshu, it seems that His Majesty is in a good mood today!" Yan Liben paused, and said nonchalantly,
Although today's Empress is a bit strange, but Empress is Empress, she is a taboo for Her Majesty, even Yan Liben has to cover up one or two for Empress!
"Extremely extreme, what Yan Xiangye said is good, His Majesty is indeed in a good mood today!"

Guo Qingshu also said with a smile at the moment, after all, although Guo Qingshu is the one who made the imperial examination this time!

But Yan Liben is the real chief examiner!

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