Datang: I was overheard by the Empress

Chapter 147 Give me an explanation!

Hearing Li Junxian's voice from outside the palace, Di Ping'an's heart immediately went to the bottom of the valley!
This tnd is definitely the queen's bedroom, that's right.
The commander of the forbidden army outside seems to be very familiar!
Di Ping'an shook his head vigorously, didn't he just have a drink with Cheng Qianzong and the others today?

Why are you still drinking so much?

Watching Her Majesty turn around, Di Pingan immediately started looking for clothes to wear. Ancient clothes are more troublesome to put on and take off. Fortunately, Di Pingan has already summed up a relatively simple way of dressing!

That is, don't wear the clothes as clothes, wear the clothes directly as skirts, tie all the straps on your body, and don't move at all.
Once the belt is untied when sleeping, it is like shedding the skin. The whole set of clothes will be shed, and then slipped in again when wearing it. Once the belt is tied, it is ready to wear!
So after finding his clothes at the foot of the bed, Di Ping'an quickly got dressed, and finally he didn't have to go naked anymore!

But then there is a very important question in front of Di Ping'an!
He meows!
How to solve this matter?

Logically speaking, trespassing on the imperial palace, sleeping in the empress's bed, and sleeping naked, this crime is definitely the rhythm of family destruction!
But what the empress said just now gave Di Ping'an great hope: if he doesn't find a reasonable explanation, send him to the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, and have a family reunion with his brother,

If this sentence is cut from the beginning to the end, then it can be considered one-sidedly:

Her Majesty's words mean: as long as you, Di Ping'an, can give a reasonable explanation for this matter today, then I will be able to forget the past!

[That's probably what it means, otherwise I wouldn't have given me a chance to explain it! 】

[But this matter is hard to explain, but even if it is hard to explain, it can only be explained by force! 】

……

"Oh, why are you still dreaming when you wake up?"

Di Ping'an put on his clothes, and immediately started to act, speaking in a dazed, yet clearly sleepy tone:

"However, this dream is a bit too real. Why does Di Ping'an, the empress whom I respect and admire the most, appear in my dream?"

"Your Majesty the Empress really deserves to be your Majesty the Empress. She is heroic, suave and suave, and she is undeniable. Just looking at her like this makes me, Di Ping'an, almost unable to bear the majesty of Your Majesty!"

"Oh, no, no, no, I can't continue watching. If I continue, my Di Ping'an's eyes will be blinded by His Majesty!"

At this moment, Di Pingan said in the most humble, shameful and shameless tone!

During the time he spoke, Di Pingan not only put on his clothes, but even his shoes!
Seeing Empress Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er not doing anything else,

Di Ping'an finally breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Di Ping'an couldn't tell whether it was real or a dream. After all, didn't he just drink two sips of wine?
Why did she sleep on the queen's dragon couch for no reason?
Framed, someone must have framed him!
But since the empress and Shangguan Wan'er didn't do anything else at this moment,
Then Di Ping'an didn't plan to get into it, after all, if he stayed any longer, it might really be the rhythm of the whole family's destruction!
[Forget it, sneak first, sneak first, 36 is the best strategy, and it’s better to sneak first. Besides, this matter can’t be regarded as my fault. It’s the first time that I, Di Ping’an, have been looked down on by people at such a young age. It’s cheap You two are gone! 】

Di Ping'an complained in his heart, thinking where would be the best way to start slipping away,
However, Her Majesty the Empress suddenly turned her head and looked at Di Pingan, who was about to slip away with the cat lying on her body,

The corner of Her Majesty's mouth could not help but smear a smile for a moment:

"Di Ping'an, this is the explanation you plan to give me!"

"Forehead!"

Di Pingan was stunned for a moment, and the idea of ​​sneaking away was turned off for a moment. After all, being looked at by the empress with such a piercing gaze, Di Pingan felt that he could not hold on!
"Well, dreaming, this must be a dreaming. How could Her Majesty, the empress whom I respect, admire, most graceful, and most peerless, appear in front of me like this? Brother, I'm having a nightmare again!"

Di Pingan continued to pretend to be stupid and said in a daze, he really didn't dare to admit this matter!
His brother is still in the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, waiting for him to take the No. [-] Scholar exam to save him.

If he also went in, then no one would stand up for the two brothers!

Looking at Di Ping'an's pitiful and aggrieved look,

Wu Zetian couldn't help laughing angrily at Di Ping'an's bitterness at this moment!

good boy,
It is clear that you broke into the palace privately,

slept in my bed,
Wet my quilt,
And dirty my longan,
Now put it in front of me and pretend to be pitiful to me, who are you pretending to see?

And isn't I the one you, Di Ping'an respect and admire the most?How did it become your nightmare instead?

"Okay, stop pretending, I don't know what you're thinking, brat!"

The female emperor suddenly couldn't help laughing and said:

"If you want to pretend to be stupid and get away with it, I can tell you clearly that this is impossible!"

Di Pingan continued to pretend to be stupid, anyway, no matter how the empress tricked him, Di Pingan had made up his mind a long time ago, absolutely not to speak, otherwise there would be no place to hide in this matter!

Seeing Di Ping'an pretending to be stupid, the woman laughed out of anger again!
Well, you brat, you think I can't do anything about you if you pretend to be stupid like this, don't you?

After sleeping on my bed and getting my quilt wet, you just want to pretend that nothing happened?

Will I be so cheap to you?

"Di Ping'an, I won't embarrass you. Also, you don't have to act in front of me. What's the matter with the punctuation marks? What's the matter with the cigarette hot pot? What's the matter with this tea? Did you tell me? You want to pretend to be a fool in front of me, that's impossible!"

Wu Zetian was also very angry at the moment, so she simply and blatantly deceived Di Ping'an!
Di Renjie never told Wu Zetian about punctuation marks, cigarettes, hot pot, and tea.

But what is the situation, Wu Zetian knows better than Di Renjie!

After all, who made this Empress able to hear Di Ping'an's heartfelt word for word? This is the empress' greatest asset!

【Oh my god, brother, you are too foolish, why did you even tell Wu Meiniang such a private matter? 】

【Okay, it seems like brother you have been fed a bit too much ecstasy soup! 】

Di Ping'an couldn't help complaining in his heart, and then said pitifully to Her Majesty the Empress in front of him:
"Your Majesty, Caomin is wronged. Caomin doesn't know what is going on. Why did he come here as soon as he woke up? Your Majesty, there must be someone who wants to frame Caomin. This person has ulterior motives and is bold and reckless. Your Majesty, please don't do it." Damn it!"

Di Pingan suddenly said in a heartbroken way!

...

Seeing Di Ping'an finally reply, Her Majesty couldn't help showing a smile on her face,

Brat, even if you are as cunning as a fox, but you want to escape from my grasp, let me tell you, it is impossible!

"Di Ping'an, needless to say, today you trespassed on the imperial palace and slept on the dragon's couch privately. With these two points, I can tear you apart!..."

Before Her Majesty the Empress finished her sentence, she was interrupted by Di Ping'an's cry of grievance!
"Your Majesty, the grassroots are wronged, the grassroots are wronged, the grassroots really don't know about this!"

Di Pingan said pitifully for a moment, and almost knelt down and hugged the empress' long legs, crying bitterly!

"...I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry?"

Wu Zetian suddenly had a black line on his head, this Di Ping'an must be a little timid,
I just wanted to scare him, look at this virtue, it is as terrible as what Li Yuanfang, Hu Jinghui and Li Junxian said!
"Di Ping'an, I have a problem here, as long as you can help me solve this problem, I will forgive your crime!"

"Otherwise, you and your brother will go to the prison of the Criminal Ministry as companions. Don't you miss your brother? This is just right, I will let the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs take care of the rest of your brother's life!"

The empress immediately said majesticly!

(Sorry, I fell down yesterday and only changed twice. Today, 7.19, the record of four changes!)

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