Datang: I was overheard by the Empress
Chapter 118 Your acting is a little fake!
Chapter 118 Your acting is a little fake!
This time, it was not a young man who fell in the snow, but an old man. There were two carbon baskets lying beside the old man, and there was still some carbon residue in the carbon baskets.
It seems that this old man should have gone to the city to sell charcoal, and when he returned home after selling the charcoal, he was frozen and collapsed on the side of the road.
This kind of situation was actually very common in ancient times, so it is best for ordinary people not to go out in winter, because they might be frozen to death on the road!
Of course, this does not mean that it is safe at home, after all, even at home, there are people who are frozen to death!
"Old man, old man wake up!"
Di Pingan pushed the old charcoal seller twice, and the old charcoal seller woke up slowly,
Looking at Di Ping'an in front of him, the old charcoal seller seemed a little dazed, but he recovered quickly: "Thank you for saving my life, my lord!"
Di Ping'an smiled and returned: "You're welcome, you're welcome, where does the old man live? Do you want to take you home?"
Looking at the old charcoal seller in front of him, Di Ping'an's smile remained unchanged, but he tightened the rolling pin hidden in his sleeve,
"Don't dare to bother the young master, the young master can save the little old man's life, the young old man is already very grateful, how dare you ask the young master to send you off?"
The old charcoal seller said with gratitude in no time!
"It's okay, I have a car anyway!"
Di Pingan said with a smile, then he was taken aback suddenly, and pointed his right hand at the back of the old charcoal seller:
"Old man, there is something behind you!"
"Huh? What..."
The old charcoal seller Han was also taken aback for a moment, then turned around and looked back,
However, the moment the old man turned his head,
Di Pingan rang like a bell with lightning speed!
Quickly, he took out the rolling pin from his sleeve, and with all his strength, he threw the rolling pin directly at the calf of the old charcoal seller in front of him!
click!
There was still an extremely crisp sound. The old charcoal seller had just turned around, and then he felt a sharp pain in his right leg, his whole body was unstable, and he fell into the snow again!
"what!"
Then came a piercing pain, and the old charcoal seller couldn't help but yelled!
"Young master... um!"
The little rabbit Susu was shivering from the cold in the carriage, and suddenly heard a scream outside the carriage, and couldn't help sticking out her head to look outside.
But before he could see what was outside, Di Ping'an pressed his head and pushed him back!
"It's okay, the old man's leg seems to be broken too, I'll fix it for him, don't come out if it's okay!"
Di Pingan pushed the little rabbit Susu back into the carriage, and then looked at the old charcoal seller who fell in front of him!
"Young master, why do you..."
The old charcoal seller had a leg knocked off by Di Ping'an, and he was holding his knocked-off leg and crying wildly at the moment,
"Pretend, you continue to pretend to me, I don't believe I can still make a mistake this time!"
Di Ping'an weighed the rolling pin with his right hand, and looked at the other three limbs of the old charcoal seller with malicious eyes!
"What exactly do you want to do?"
This old charcoal seller is really a bit crazy at the moment. He lost a leg for no reason, how can he not be angry!
"Say, who sent you here? I am waiting for the rabbit to lead the snake out of the hole today. After waiting for such a long time, you finally took the bait. I can still admit my mistake!"
Di Pingan suddenly sneered and knocked off one of the old charcoal seller's legs,
Di Ping'an is not afraid that this guy will run away, it's snowing, he broke a leg, where is he going?
"My son, what exactly do you want to do? The little old man never offended you, why did you knock off my leg for no reason?"
The old charcoal seller still wailed and said, "It's absolutely uncomfortable to have a leg knocked off abruptly!"
"You don't know me, but I know you. Disguise is not just about changing your face!"
Di Ping'an is not in a hurry now, he is weighing the rolling pin in his hand, if the old charcoal seller moves a little bit, his legs will be broken at worst, unless this guy can climb with two hands, otherwise, today will definitely Can't run!
"What disguise technique, my lord, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all!" The charcoal seller is still insisting on sophistry!
"I don't understand, okay, I'll let you understand it today!"
Di Ping'an reached out his hand to take out a small dagger from his leg, and touched the old charcoal seller's throat directly, then groped the old charcoal seller's face with his left hand, and quickly found the skin on the back of the old charcoal seller's neck. A human skin mask was torn off from it!
After this human skin mask was removed, what appeared in front of Di Pingan was a man in his 30s, with a common face and an ordinary face. He was thrown in the crowd, and no one would turn his head to look at it. That kind!
"Tell me, what's going on here? You, an old man who sells charcoal, don't want to sell charcoal, and you have to put on makeup yourself!"
Di Ping'an shook the human skin mask in his hand, and said a little bit awkwardly!
In fact, he can now be ashamed. The last time he let that fake Li Yuanfang run away, Di Ping'an regretted it a bit. In fact, that fake Li Yuanfang's martial arts is not very high.
It's just that he knew the disguise technique, first turned into Li Yuanfang, and then turned into him Di Ping'an, which caught them off guard.
When it comes to martial arts, no matter whether it is Di Ping'an or Li Yuanfang, they can beat that master of disguise!
But now, the trick to lure the snake out of the hole has been successful, and even knocked off one of the opponent's legs. Although it was a bit of an accidental injury, it was a small problem, not worth mentioning!
"You... who are you?"
The old charcoal seller Han was stunned for a moment, as if he couldn't believe it at all!
Why is it that Xu Qi'an is more proficient in knocking the sap stick and uncovering the mask?
"It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that your play today is a bit fake. You said it's not good for you to pretend to be someone, so you have to pretend to be an old charcoal seller!"
Di Pingan suddenly looked pitifully at this mediocre master of disguise in front of him, if it weren't for the fact that the old charcoal seller he dressed up today showed too many flaws, Di Pingan really didn't dare to sap just now!
After all, it seems that I have knocked the wrong one just now!
"Is the play a bit fake?"
The old man who sold carbon was taken aback for a moment, he didn't understand what Di Ping'an said!
"It's very simple. You are busy painting your face, but look at your hands. Are these hands the hands of a 60-year-old charcoal seller? The nails are clean, without any dirt, not even folds of skin." , How could such hands belong to an old charcoal seller?"
"And the clothes you are wearing. Although you try your best to portray the poverty and coldness of the old charcoal seller, your clothes also have no trace of carbon marks. How about an old man who makes a living by selling charcoal all year round? , how could the clothes be so clean?"
"Furthermore, look at what you are doing with so much charcoal slag in your charcoal basket. You are here to sell charcoal. If you don't pack up the charcoal, who will buy it? What are you doing with all these charcoal slag?"
(End of this chapter)
This time, it was not a young man who fell in the snow, but an old man. There were two carbon baskets lying beside the old man, and there was still some carbon residue in the carbon baskets.
It seems that this old man should have gone to the city to sell charcoal, and when he returned home after selling the charcoal, he was frozen and collapsed on the side of the road.
This kind of situation was actually very common in ancient times, so it is best for ordinary people not to go out in winter, because they might be frozen to death on the road!
Of course, this does not mean that it is safe at home, after all, even at home, there are people who are frozen to death!
"Old man, old man wake up!"
Di Pingan pushed the old charcoal seller twice, and the old charcoal seller woke up slowly,
Looking at Di Ping'an in front of him, the old charcoal seller seemed a little dazed, but he recovered quickly: "Thank you for saving my life, my lord!"
Di Ping'an smiled and returned: "You're welcome, you're welcome, where does the old man live? Do you want to take you home?"
Looking at the old charcoal seller in front of him, Di Ping'an's smile remained unchanged, but he tightened the rolling pin hidden in his sleeve,
"Don't dare to bother the young master, the young master can save the little old man's life, the young old man is already very grateful, how dare you ask the young master to send you off?"
The old charcoal seller said with gratitude in no time!
"It's okay, I have a car anyway!"
Di Pingan said with a smile, then he was taken aback suddenly, and pointed his right hand at the back of the old charcoal seller:
"Old man, there is something behind you!"
"Huh? What..."
The old charcoal seller Han was also taken aback for a moment, then turned around and looked back,
However, the moment the old man turned his head,
Di Pingan rang like a bell with lightning speed!
Quickly, he took out the rolling pin from his sleeve, and with all his strength, he threw the rolling pin directly at the calf of the old charcoal seller in front of him!
click!
There was still an extremely crisp sound. The old charcoal seller had just turned around, and then he felt a sharp pain in his right leg, his whole body was unstable, and he fell into the snow again!
"what!"
Then came a piercing pain, and the old charcoal seller couldn't help but yelled!
"Young master... um!"
The little rabbit Susu was shivering from the cold in the carriage, and suddenly heard a scream outside the carriage, and couldn't help sticking out her head to look outside.
But before he could see what was outside, Di Ping'an pressed his head and pushed him back!
"It's okay, the old man's leg seems to be broken too, I'll fix it for him, don't come out if it's okay!"
Di Pingan pushed the little rabbit Susu back into the carriage, and then looked at the old charcoal seller who fell in front of him!
"Young master, why do you..."
The old charcoal seller had a leg knocked off by Di Ping'an, and he was holding his knocked-off leg and crying wildly at the moment,
"Pretend, you continue to pretend to me, I don't believe I can still make a mistake this time!"
Di Ping'an weighed the rolling pin with his right hand, and looked at the other three limbs of the old charcoal seller with malicious eyes!
"What exactly do you want to do?"
This old charcoal seller is really a bit crazy at the moment. He lost a leg for no reason, how can he not be angry!
"Say, who sent you here? I am waiting for the rabbit to lead the snake out of the hole today. After waiting for such a long time, you finally took the bait. I can still admit my mistake!"
Di Pingan suddenly sneered and knocked off one of the old charcoal seller's legs,
Di Ping'an is not afraid that this guy will run away, it's snowing, he broke a leg, where is he going?
"My son, what exactly do you want to do? The little old man never offended you, why did you knock off my leg for no reason?"
The old charcoal seller still wailed and said, "It's absolutely uncomfortable to have a leg knocked off abruptly!"
"You don't know me, but I know you. Disguise is not just about changing your face!"
Di Ping'an is not in a hurry now, he is weighing the rolling pin in his hand, if the old charcoal seller moves a little bit, his legs will be broken at worst, unless this guy can climb with two hands, otherwise, today will definitely Can't run!
"What disguise technique, my lord, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all!" The charcoal seller is still insisting on sophistry!
"I don't understand, okay, I'll let you understand it today!"
Di Ping'an reached out his hand to take out a small dagger from his leg, and touched the old charcoal seller's throat directly, then groped the old charcoal seller's face with his left hand, and quickly found the skin on the back of the old charcoal seller's neck. A human skin mask was torn off from it!
After this human skin mask was removed, what appeared in front of Di Pingan was a man in his 30s, with a common face and an ordinary face. He was thrown in the crowd, and no one would turn his head to look at it. That kind!
"Tell me, what's going on here? You, an old man who sells charcoal, don't want to sell charcoal, and you have to put on makeup yourself!"
Di Ping'an shook the human skin mask in his hand, and said a little bit awkwardly!
In fact, he can now be ashamed. The last time he let that fake Li Yuanfang run away, Di Ping'an regretted it a bit. In fact, that fake Li Yuanfang's martial arts is not very high.
It's just that he knew the disguise technique, first turned into Li Yuanfang, and then turned into him Di Ping'an, which caught them off guard.
When it comes to martial arts, no matter whether it is Di Ping'an or Li Yuanfang, they can beat that master of disguise!
But now, the trick to lure the snake out of the hole has been successful, and even knocked off one of the opponent's legs. Although it was a bit of an accidental injury, it was a small problem, not worth mentioning!
"You... who are you?"
The old charcoal seller Han was stunned for a moment, as if he couldn't believe it at all!
Why is it that Xu Qi'an is more proficient in knocking the sap stick and uncovering the mask?
"It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that your play today is a bit fake. You said it's not good for you to pretend to be someone, so you have to pretend to be an old charcoal seller!"
Di Pingan suddenly looked pitifully at this mediocre master of disguise in front of him, if it weren't for the fact that the old charcoal seller he dressed up today showed too many flaws, Di Pingan really didn't dare to sap just now!
After all, it seems that I have knocked the wrong one just now!
"Is the play a bit fake?"
The old man who sold carbon was taken aback for a moment, he didn't understand what Di Ping'an said!
"It's very simple. You are busy painting your face, but look at your hands. Are these hands the hands of a 60-year-old charcoal seller? The nails are clean, without any dirt, not even folds of skin." , How could such hands belong to an old charcoal seller?"
"And the clothes you are wearing. Although you try your best to portray the poverty and coldness of the old charcoal seller, your clothes also have no trace of carbon marks. How about an old man who makes a living by selling charcoal all year round? , how could the clothes be so clean?"
"Furthermore, look at what you are doing with so much charcoal slag in your charcoal basket. You are here to sell charcoal. If you don't pack up the charcoal, who will buy it? What are you doing with all these charcoal slag?"
(End of this chapter)
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