I have special survival skills

Chapter 131 Chapter 131
Seeing that Han Wenjun continued to show weakness, and Lu Sen did not continue to take Joe, he glanced around furtively and said, "Boss Han, why do you think we are in such a hurry to go to the toilet, and your throat is inexplicably uncomfortable, is it true? Are those 'sly' making trouble?"

Han Wenjun thinks so too.

Otherwise how can this phenomenon be explained?
After all, since entering the alien space, he hasn't drunk a drop of water, so there's no reason why he can't hold back his urine while being thirsty.

unless you have diabetes.

Holding the safety talisman tightly in their hands, the two finally turned into the men's toilet. Afraid of accidents, although Lu Sen and Han Wenjun didn't deal with each other, they didn't dare to stay too far away, standing next to each other in front of the urinal.

They were about to unzip the zipper when Lu Sen suddenly remembered something and asked uncertainly, "Boss Han, did you ever go to the bathroom in your dreams when you were young?"

Han Wenjun thought for a while: "I did."

Lu Sen: "And then?"

Han Wenjun: "Basically wet the bed."

Lu Sen struggled: "Then? Should I hold it in?"

Han Wenjun: "The question is whether you can hold it back?"

Lu Sen said with a mournful face: "It seems impossible, my bladder is about to explode."

Han Wenjun was already releasing the water. Hearing the boos, Lu Sen couldn't bear it any longer. He cursed inwardly, and loosened the buckle of his trousers.

There was a wall in front of the urinal, and the wall was pasted with white tiles. Normally, the tiles would not reflect light under dim light. However, when Lu Sen looked up, he saw two figures.

This situation is almost exactly the same as the previous encounter at the elevator door.

Lu Sen suddenly became nervous, and the urge to urinate that he couldn't hold back was scared away. He held up the talisman paper in his hand, and said to himself: "Back, back, back."

However, the two figures on the tiled wall were still getting clearer and clearer. Lu Sen's scalp was cold, and cold sweat began to break out all over his body.

"Boss Han, haven't you finished peeing yet?" He called out.

Han Wenjun remained silent.

Lu Sen was a little flustered, and asked again: "Are you alright?"

Han Wenjun remained motionless, as if he hadn't heard Lu Sen's call at all. .

Lu Sen didn't dare to look directly, so he could only look out of the corner of his eye, and saw Han Wenjun who was stiff at the side, he seemed to be out of breath, and he felt his blood was frozen.

Don't panic, I have the talisman paper drawn by Brother Su, I will be fine, he murmured in his heart, trying to suppress the idea of ​​leaving Han Wenjun and running away, forcing himself to turn his head and look at the people beside him.

Then, I saw a plastic model who looked almost the same as Han Wenjun...

Just when Lu Sen was terrified, the window on the front left turned automatically without wind, as if an invisible hand had pushed the window aside, and a cool dark wind blew in from outside the house, lightly, and flew past Lu Sen's neck.

Lu Sen got goosebumps all over his body. He followed the sound and saw a figure lying by the window in a strange posture.

"It"'s hands and feet were clasped around the window like a spider, and its whole body was squeezed into the window hole, crawling in.

A big gold chain was hung on that thick neck, and it swayed along with the body of "it".

Lu Sen thought it looked familiar, and he realized in the next second that Han Wenjun was wearing this big gold chain. .

He glanced at the plastic model beside him, and then at the figure by the window, wondering what should he do?
Just as he was hesitating, the grotesque figure turned around suddenly, and the head of "it" twisted like a convulsion, and the whole head collapsed on the right shoulder. The two huge eyes were like two black holes, bottomless.

what the hell!

Lu Sen almost exploded on the spot.

He was frightened crazy, and seeing that strange-looking person running towards him, he subconsciously threw the talisman in his hand.

After throwing it, he realized that he had thrown Baoping's amulet as a weapon, and Lu Sen was stunned.

"dying."

"dying."

"dying."

He muttered to himself, looking helplessly at the talisman floating in the air.

I thought I was going to die, but I didn't know that the talisman floated in the air for a while, and suddenly it turned into an arrow, and it went straight into the body of the strange figure.

Lu Sen heard the clear and crisp sound of jade shattering, the sound of "jingle bells and palm nuts" echoed in the empty toilet, which was quite pleasant to hear.

Just as he was in a daze, footsteps came from behind.

It was clearly in the toilet, but Lu Sen smelled ambergris...

Then, Qin Yaozu's voice sounded: "You guys can really do it!"

When he spoke, his tone was not good, but Lu Sen was so excited that tears filled his eyes.

"Brother, Brother Su, you are finally here."

He watched Qin Yaozu pat the plastic model on the shoulder, then picked up the strange figure and put it into a bottle. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, he found two hands on his shoulders.

"Grass..." Lu Sen cursed, trying to twist his body to break free from the restraints, when he heard a voice shush behind him, saying, "Don't panic, there are dirty things attached to your body, I'll fix it for you." Lose."

"what?!"

"I... have... dirty things on my body?" Lu Sen asked incoherently.

"En." Qin Hao replied with a word, and then let go of his hand.

Lu Sen was terrified, and when he looked down, he saw something floating down from his shoulder. The thing fell to the ground, and it made the sound of broken porcelain when it fell to the ground.

"Master Qin, what is this? What is it? When did I get fucked?" Lu Sen's voice trembled.

"It should be not long ago." Qin Hao replied casually.

Lu Sen's mentality immediately collapsed. He stretched out his hand to touch his shoulder. When he touched it, his fingers were trembling: "I said that there must be something 'sly' causing me to go to the toilet. I didn't expect that I would return the talisman with the talisman paper. .”

"If you didn't take the talisman paper, you would have died long ago." Qin Yaozu added lightly.

Lu Sen was shocked: "It's not a big deal. Fortunately, there is a talisman drawn by Brother Su. I just wanted to thank you."

Qin Hao was not surprised when he heard that, after all, Su Bai had already told the truth when he came here to save people.

However, for him to copy his own talisman in such a short period of time, and it also has an offensive nature, he is really talented.

"Brother Su, what's going on? I really don't want to leave the wine shop, but I want to pee, and my bladder is about to explode. I couldn't bear it, so I went to the bathroom with Boss Han." Lu Sen asked with a mournful face. .

"Well, this is all the influence of 'cunning'. You and Han Wenjun are relatively timid, so that's why it happened." After Qin Yaozu finished speaking, he carried Lu Sen to the washbasin, and turned on the faucet, "Wash and wake up."

Lu Sen was thawed by the icy water, and the little trash was shocked and completely calmed down.

After a while, he pointed to the plastic model and asked in a low voice, "Well, where is Boss Han? What should he do?"

Qin Yaozu looked helpless: "What can I do, I can only carry him back to the shop first, and he will come back to life after we break the game."

Lu Sen originally thought he was extremely unlucky, but after seeing Han Wenjun turned into a plastic model, he felt that his luck seemed to be good.

"That's really too bad." Lu Sen sighed.

After he finished speaking, he suddenly asked again: "Wait, Brother Su, you just used a bottle to put that weird-looking person in it, what the hell is that?"

"The 'sly' clone that controls this alien space has already been killed by Junior Brother Su's talisman."

This time, it was Qin Hao who answered Lu Sen's question.

Qin Yaozu didn't want to waste any more time, he raised his chin towards the door, signaling to leave the toilet quickly, don't waste time in this kind of place.

Lu Sen ran to the door in small steps, very well-behaved.

Qin Yaozu and Qin Hao were one behind the other, Lu Sen was escorted back to the wine shop by them like a sandwich biscuit in the middle.

So when he entered, the group of people hiding behind the shop immediately surrounded him.

"Hey, Boss Lu, you really have face, the two masters will escort you together."

"Wait, why did I see you, where is Boss Han?"

Lu Sen put the plastic model in his hand on the ground, and said with guilt on his face, "Sorry, I didn't take good care of Boss Han, so he has become like this now."

Niu Dali: "...?"

Duan Liping: "...?"

other people:"……?"

After a long while, everyone shouted in unison: "It's so good, why did it become a plastic model?"

Being questioned by so many people, Lu Sen instantly felt as if he had nothing to be thankful for being a survivor. He murmured, "I don't know either."

Niu Dali was the first to react. He quickly took the iodine and band-aid left over, and asked, "What's wrong? What happened? Didn't you take the talisman?"

Lu Sen said sullenly: "I took it, mine is useful, but Boss Han didn't know why, he wasn't protected."

"This is strange. If the talisman paper is useless, then you will definitely become a plastic model, but if the talisman paper is useful, Boss Han should be able to live too? What's going on?" Niu Dali was puzzled.

"Perhaps Boss Han's talisman paper was dirty?" Qin Hao was stunned for a moment, before expressing his thoughts. .

He paused and explained: "Although talismans can ward off evil spirits, filthy objects can easily destroy the spiritual power contained in talismans."

"Such as blood, urine, rice field and so on."

"Perhaps Boss Han didn't pay attention when he went to the toilet and dirty the talisman?"

At this time, Qin Yaozu walked to the plastic model, and pulled out a piece of yellow talisman paper from "it"'s left hand. The talisman paper was stained with some blood stains. The shape of the blood stains was like a plum blossom. It was not scary, and it was even a bit beautiful.

"Senior Brother Qin, I have a question that I haven't figured out. You just said that although talismans can ward off evil spirits, filthy objects can easily destroy the spiritual power contained in talismans, such as blood, urine, and rice fields. The problem is that we now Being in a different dimension, all the people coming in are spirit bodies, how could there be filthy things?" Qin Yaozu asked suspiciously.

Qin Hao explained: "Yes, but it's not absolute. I have seen the special situation of entering a different dimension. Well, it means that both the soul and [body] body have entered a different dimension. However, they are not a whole, but It is separated by 'cunning'."

Qin Yaozu was thoughtful when he heard it, and after a while, he looked at Lu Sen with the blood on the talisman and asked, "Did you meet anyone on the way to the bathroom?"

Lu Sen looked blank: "No!"

Qin Yaozu: "Think about it carefully."

Lu Sen was anxious to death: "No really, I walked side by side with Han Wenjun, and we didn't separate when we entered the bathroom. He couldn't bear it and turned on the water first. I didn't know what was going on at the time. After hesitating for a while, I realized that the tile wall seemed It turned into a mirror, and then I found that Han Wenjun had turned into a plastic mannequin, with a 'strange' shadow beside the window."

When it comes to 'strange', the shop owners who were originally standing scattered around crowded together.

It seems that there is a sense of security next to each other.

"When you wanted to leave the shop, who suggested you take this talisman? Or was it your own idea?" Qin Yaozu held the talisman and looked at Niu Dali for some reason, but what he asked was Lu Sen.

Lu Sen was at a loss: "Boss Niu suggested it. He said that if you run into trouble, you can use talisman paper to ward off one or two."

Qin Yaozu continued to ask: "Did you two go out during this time?"

Lu Sen turned his head and looked: "It seems that there are two people missing?"

At this time, Duan Liping interjected: "There are two missing. Not long after you left, they also said that they were urgent to urinate and must go out. Didn't you meet them?"

"No, maybe they went to the bathroom downstairs?" Lu Sen subconsciously said.

Qin Yaozu and Qin Hao looked at each other, and instantly understood what the other meant.

In the next second, Niu Dali, who was originally smiling, jumped up like a spring and lay face down on the ceiling.

When Lu Sen saw it, it was as if a basin of ice water had been poured over his head, and his body was cold from top to toe.

Duan Liping ran towards Qin Hao in horror, as if running to his side would save her life.

As for the others, they all came to their senses, jumped away from under Niu Dali, and scrambled to hide behind Qin Yaozu.

Niu Dali sucked up against the ceiling in a distorted posture, his black eyes staring at everyone without blinking.

He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the next second, those jet-black eyes seemed to be occupied by black holes, getting bigger and bigger, swallowing his entire face.

The exposed skin also rotted at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the flesh pieces drooped together, like a candle that was about to melt.

Suddenly, the entire space was filled with screams.

Some people even turned around and pulled the scroll door regardless of the two big guys in front of them, but no matter how hard they tried, the scroll door couldn't be lifted.

And the person standing behind him also wanted to escape, and when they rolled and bumped, several people fell to the ground in a ball.

Only Lu Sen stood beside Qin Yaozu like a quail, muttering something.

In his opinion, the spells taught by the old man must be useful, otherwise why would they go to the toilet together, Han Wenjun became a plastic model, but he was safe and sound!
As long as he firmly believes and hugs his golden thighs tightly, then he will definitely be able to escape this alien space alive.

The nobleman is Brother Su! !
definitely is! ! !

Everyone was in a mess, at this moment Qin Yaozu yelled: "What are you afraid of, I didn't see it and only dared to scare you, didn't you dare to do it?"

(End of this chapter)