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Chapter 33 Shouting Mai is the quintessence of China?
Qin Tianjun's 500 million signing fee is indeed not much.

But you, a naive guy who just became famous, how can you get Bilian, dare to say that your reward income in a few days is more than 500 million? !
Besides, you're not the only one who exploded. Didn't Qin Tianjun also sweep the entire Internet by relying on "Youth"?

"Yo~ brother is here."

Ignoring the content of the barrage sent by Qin Tianjun, Mercy pointed at the camera arrogantly and warned:

"As a brother, I will warn you for the first and last time: Take care of your dog, don't run into other people's houses! Lao Tzu's songs are only sung for the Buddhist army. Take yours with you!" You whoring dogs, hurry up and get out of here!"

Buddhist Army, which is also the nickname of Mercy's fans.

This is a group of [-]% sailors and [-]% brainless fans.

Usually under the leadership of the navy, the brainless fans would give gifts to Mercy as soon as they came to the top.

Qin Tianjun has never been able to understand why people continue to be fooled by such a naive and low-level method of cutting leeks.

It's like two anchors, quarreling on the Internet in a fake way, without any substantive content, they just keep urging fans to spend money to make themselves more popular than the opposite side, and then buy and sell three-no products with ridiculously poor quality.
But obviously, there are people who eat this trick.

As long as the anchor calls me big brother, I'm willing to harvest for him!
So many merciful fans, like mad dogs, began to rant about Qin Tianjun:

"Little soldier, crawl for the master!"

"What a younger brother, whoever gets angry with someone else, what's the difference between this and a dog?"

"Sima bastard, hurry up and get out! What kind of bastard is that singing, and it deserves to be compared with "Thunder"?"

"Tugou, are you sour? You have only been popular for two days, and then you were laid to the ground by our compassionate boss."

"Trash, Saby, it's nothing, bah!"

Seeing his fans exhaling fragrantly, Mercy not only didn't stop him, but instead laughed at the yin and yang who didn't think it was a big deal:
"I see some people say that it's wrong for our Buddhist army to swear at people. There's nothing wrong with that, and I agree. But are we swearing at people now? We're just swearing at a wild dog! Hahaha"

Qin Tianjun laughed angrily, posted the last barrage, and returned to his live broadcast room.

"Come to me and show you what a 'real dog' is."

After opening the link just sent by the fans, the live broadcast of Mercy immediately appeared on the webpage.

Qin Tianjun turned up his voice and played it quietly for the audience.

The compassion on the screen has not yet become popular with "Thunder".

As a small anchor, he is naturally going to be the one to gossip.

It just so happened that Qin Tianjun's "Youth" became popular, and Cixi wished she could sing Qin Tianjun's "Youth" in the live broadcast room all day long.

Some viewers were really tired of listening to it, and wanted to change the song for Mercy, and Mercy turned angry at those audiences, asking each other:
"Do you know how to appreciate it? Such a good song is simply the sound of nature. Although I can't sing the artistic conception of Ou Shen, but you can't even appreciate what I sing, so don't go to Ou Shen It's a disgrace there!"

After silence to prevent himself from disturbing the audience, Mercy licked Qin Tianjun for half an hour.

All kinds of kneeling and licking remarks made Qin Tianjun feel so disgusted that he wanted to vomit!Not to mention the passers-by and the audience, who can't stand the tone of compassion at all.

But Mercy didn't take it seriously, and said righteously:
"Many of you think that I'm taking advantage of Oshen's popularity. But that's not true, because when I brag about Oshen, I just say it from the bottom of my heart, admiring him, respecting him, and adoring him! I'll put this here , Ou Shen is my idol forever!"

It's okay to be a licking dog.

Who is not a dog licker these days, but the objects of licking are different.

But after you licked hard, you immediately changed your face and sprayed back, which is quite ugly.

But the most embarrassing thing was that Cixi felt that she was hot and bloated, so she immediately deleted all the videos of herself licking Qin Tianjun.

However, Mercy was still a step too late. The video of him licking Qin Tianjun was still downloaded by many people, and even a ghost video was made.

Seeing the barrage posted by her fans, Cixi rushed to Qin Tianjun's live broadcast room angrily.

Looking at the barrage of "*" signs all over the place, Qin Tianjun remained unmoved and did not speak, just letting Mercy scold him.

Desperate, he wished he could rush to Qin Tianjun's house, unplug Qin Tianjun's network cable, and then use the network cable to hang Qin Tianjun to death, and cursed for half an hour.

Maybe it's because I've typed too much on the keyboard, too hard, and the fingers of Mercy have already been in excruciating pain.

But just as Mercy was about to leave, Qin Tianjun saw that the rhythm of Mercy's barrage had slowed down, and immediately prodded:
"I have to say, the way this guy licks people is really tricky. People like me who don't like being licked can't help but give him a good review."

The anger that Mercy was about to extinguish seemed to be doused with gasoline, and he typed frantically and cursed:
"Drafting! A local dog who can only sing earthy songs, you are a Jill who rides on a horse, dare to fight with me? I am full of music, and I am better than you if I hum a few times!"

Qin Tianjun smiled and asked:

"My song is Tuhe, so what is your song? Oh, by the way, you are number one in the world, right?"

Mercy sent a barrage without hesitation and said:

"Of course! Shouting Mai is the quintessence of the country, do you understand, brother!"

"Pfft~ the quintessence of the country"

Qin Tianjun couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the audience:

"Everyone is blessed. Today, I will teach you how to sing the 'quintessence of the country' spoken by the God of Mercy."

Without even needing to pick up the guitar, Qin Tianjun casually found a fast-paced accompaniment, and then explained:

"Actually calling Mai is very simple, as long as you make good use of the three words 'you.me.he'. It's like this: you are shining moonlight in front of the bed, and it is suspected that there is frost on my ground. He looks at the bright moon when he raises his head, and he thinks when he bows his head. Hometown, hey, miss hometown!"

"Wonderful, Oh God!"

"Come here, give Xiu'er a seat."

"To be honest, I feel like I can make my debut."

"Don't tell me, this is the taste!"

"Compassion actually calls this thing the quintessence of the country? Pooh!"

The audience was shocked!

I thought Qin Tianjun was joking at first, but it seems that he used Qin Tianjun's method, just an ancient poem with "you, me, him", isn't this the same as shouting Mai?
If what Qin Tianjun said is wrong, then Mercy must be satirizing non-stop.

But Qin Tianjun's wave was too heartbreaking, causing his compassion and self-esteem to collapse, but he couldn't refute it.

Mercy, who was so outraged that she smashed the computer desk, typed angrily:
"Where are you playing monkeys on horseback? What kind of machine bully thing of yours is also worthy of being called Shout Mai, listen to Dad's "Thunder", can you learn from it? And you are low, you can't play it at all, Shout Mai this A high-end thing!"

"I can't play Shout Mai? Brother, just wait!"

Qin Tianjun smiled.

Originally, Qin Tianjun didn't want to show off this wave, but since the other party wanted to be beaten so much, then Qin Tianjun could only do what he wished, and let the sand sculpture understand what is called—the phenomenal Divine Comedy of Shouting Mai!
(End of this chapter)