The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 37 Chu Yang's Different Thoughts
Chapter 37 Chu Yang's Different Thoughts
"Humph, I am the Son of Heaven, how could I listen to the arrangement of a mortal, the reincarnation of the bullshit god monkey, and the rumors to confuse the crowd, she is just my Guanyin servant girl, forget it, I will choose a show once I return to the palace." Li Er hated his eldest grandson Wu Don't take a look.
"Your Majesty, what if he is really a monkey? The method just now is amazing." Cheng Yaojin said abruptly.
Snapped!
Li Er slapped the table fiercely.
"Cheng Yaojin, if you are afraid, stay here, hum!"
"Your Majesty, I don't mean that."
"You three, stand over there for me, it's annoying to watch!"
The most speechless was Gao Shilian, who didn't say anything and was also implicated.
At this moment, Chu Yang returned to the villa and called his eldest grandson Wugou into her bedroom.
"Madam, don't be afraid!" Chu Yang gently closed the door.
"Chu Yang, just now I was afraid that if you electrocuted him to death, the children would hate you in the future." Changsun Wugou tried her best to explain, she thought this excuse was good.
Chu Yang hugged his eldest grandson Wugou and said gently: "Wugou, it's really okay to have panda eyes in your heart. After all, you also have children, and with so many years of feelings, I can understand."
"Thank you, Chu Yang! Give me more time." Changsun Wugou said seriously with his arms around Chu Yang's back.
"Madam, don't feel pressured, take your time. In fact, I hope you will strongly resist me, and you must show the feeling when I robbed you for the first time."
"Ah?" Changsun Wugou was a little confused, it seemed that something was wrong.
"That is, you have to show that you are a queen and I am a bandit, and then..." Chu Yang was a little anxious, why couldn't he understand.
In the end, Chu Yang was so anxious that he leaned closer to his eldest grandson Wugou's ear, and explained clearly with an easy-to-understand scenario simulation.
After the two played for a while.
"Chu... Xianggong, let's have your first night with Sister Qiuyun!" Changsun Wugou said with blurred eyes.
"No, I don't match her strength." Chu Yang refused decisively.
Are you kidding me, level 99 vs. level 0, is that interesting?
"By the way, madam, do you have any plans?" Chu Yang let go of his elder grandson Wugou and sat down on the chair, patted his thigh, motioning her to come and sit down.
After the eldest grandson Wugou sat down with a slightly red face, he looked at Chu Yang inexplicably: "What do you mean, I don't understand what you mean."
"There are more and more people in the cottage, but there are not many people who can use it. There are many things that can't be done." Chu Yang is a little sad, because the bandits are too weak, and they don't look like people who can do big things.
"If you're bored at home, I'll arrange a job for you."
"But I don't know anything about the village. Will it cause you trouble?"
"It's okay, I'll teach you when the time comes." Chu Yang kissed the eldest grandson Wugou's forehead and said, "Go downstairs first, I still have some things to do in the study."
"En!" Changsun Wugou nodded
The two kissed and parted.
Chu Yang came to the study and sat down. He wanted to ask why the 'Niupi System' had no dungeon missions. He felt that he was still not strong enough to beat a few masters. He didn't want to be tied into a hedgehog again.
"Hello, is the system here?"
"Why is there no dungeon mission, I want to become stronger!"
Ding!
System: "Congratulations to the host for awakening the 'heart of becoming stronger'; all functions of 'Niupi Supermarket' are enabled; virtual reality transactions are enabled; Niupi Network is enabled; personal ten cubic storage space is enabled;"
At this time, Chu Yang's Niubi system desktop already had supermarkets, hospitals, virtual reality transactions, Internet, and four apps.
"What does virtual reality trading mean?"
System: "The host can recharge the coins with gold and silver, and the coins can also be exchanged for gold and silver. In reality, any goods can be sold in supermarkets. The exchange rate is, 1 tael of gold = 3 coins, 1 tael of silver = 3 coins, the exchange rate Times change, trade carefully."
Hearing what the system said, Chu Yang found it interesting. When he chatted with people, one sentence was worth 1 coin, and 1 words was worth [-] tael of gold. He could support himself by bragging every day.Still a bachelor.
How could Chu Yang, who had awakened his 'heart of becoming stronger', have such a salty fish mentality.
The 'Niubi System' is very good, but its purpose is to create a good character. If Chu Yang becomes a salted fish, then this Niu Pi System will be a failure, a disgrace to the system world.
Chu Yang wandered around the Niupi Supermarket in the study. The Niupi Supermarket is a real Niupi. As long as you have money and the level of the Niupi system is high enough, you can buy anything.
At this time, Chu Yang was choosing a mobile phone in the supermarket, but the mobile phone had a black and white screen, and could only make calls and send text messages. There was also a small snake game, and the input method was stroke input.
In the end, he reluctantly spent 9 blowing coins to buy three, one for each of the three women, and he still has to choose the ring.
"Brother Chu, go downstairs for dinner." Qiu Yun walked into the study and came to Chu Yang shyly.
"Baby, come and sit!" Chu Yang pulled Qiu Yun onto his lap and sat down.
"Sister, it's time to eat, don't mess around!" Qiu Yun said with some fear.
"Why, that's how I am in your heart? I want to give you something." Chu Yang took out the phone, perfume, and Zhuyan Pill, and said, "Come on, eat it."
"What are these?" Qiu Yun looked at Chu Yang curiously.
Chu Yang stuffed Zhuyan Pill into Qiu Yun's red lips: "The one for you is Zhuyan Pill, which will keep you young forever and delay aging."
"This is perfume. Put it on your wrist and behind your ears. It's fragrant." Chu Yang put the perfume on Qiu Yun's wrist, and the scent of yellow horned orchid immediately spread across the room.
Qiu Yun sniffed her little nose: "It smells so good!"
"Still here." Chu Yang raised the mobile phone in his hand: "This is the mobile phone, you can explore slowly, and you can record your fingerprints in this position."
Qiu Yun still didn't understand, so Chu Yang gave her an instruction manual for her to read by herself.
After the two went downstairs, the eldest grandson Wugou was already serving the princess for dinner, she saw Qiu Yun blushing, and thought to herself, have you played again?
Now Changsun Wugou's thinking has become more and more flat, mainly because of reading Chu Yang's art books.
Chu Yang came to her and handed her the mobile phone and the manual as well. Some things still need to be explored by oneself to understand better.
"What is this?" Changsun Wugou looked at Chu Yang in a daze.
Chu Yang stroked her face: "You and Qiu Yun can explore together."
After he finished speaking, he hugged the princess in his arms, and also fed a Zhuyan Pill.
Chu Yang wiped his mouth for the princess: "Ma'am, you can stay at home this afternoon, I'm going to find Zhao Quan later."
"Go and do your work, Qiu Yun and I are playing with this thing!" Changsun Wugou raised the phone in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
"Humph, I am the Son of Heaven, how could I listen to the arrangement of a mortal, the reincarnation of the bullshit god monkey, and the rumors to confuse the crowd, she is just my Guanyin servant girl, forget it, I will choose a show once I return to the palace." Li Er hated his eldest grandson Wu Don't take a look.
"Your Majesty, what if he is really a monkey? The method just now is amazing." Cheng Yaojin said abruptly.
Snapped!
Li Er slapped the table fiercely.
"Cheng Yaojin, if you are afraid, stay here, hum!"
"Your Majesty, I don't mean that."
"You three, stand over there for me, it's annoying to watch!"
The most speechless was Gao Shilian, who didn't say anything and was also implicated.
At this moment, Chu Yang returned to the villa and called his eldest grandson Wugou into her bedroom.
"Madam, don't be afraid!" Chu Yang gently closed the door.
"Chu Yang, just now I was afraid that if you electrocuted him to death, the children would hate you in the future." Changsun Wugou tried her best to explain, she thought this excuse was good.
Chu Yang hugged his eldest grandson Wugou and said gently: "Wugou, it's really okay to have panda eyes in your heart. After all, you also have children, and with so many years of feelings, I can understand."
"Thank you, Chu Yang! Give me more time." Changsun Wugou said seriously with his arms around Chu Yang's back.
"Madam, don't feel pressured, take your time. In fact, I hope you will strongly resist me, and you must show the feeling when I robbed you for the first time."
"Ah?" Changsun Wugou was a little confused, it seemed that something was wrong.
"That is, you have to show that you are a queen and I am a bandit, and then..." Chu Yang was a little anxious, why couldn't he understand.
In the end, Chu Yang was so anxious that he leaned closer to his eldest grandson Wugou's ear, and explained clearly with an easy-to-understand scenario simulation.
After the two played for a while.
"Chu... Xianggong, let's have your first night with Sister Qiuyun!" Changsun Wugou said with blurred eyes.
"No, I don't match her strength." Chu Yang refused decisively.
Are you kidding me, level 99 vs. level 0, is that interesting?
"By the way, madam, do you have any plans?" Chu Yang let go of his elder grandson Wugou and sat down on the chair, patted his thigh, motioning her to come and sit down.
After the eldest grandson Wugou sat down with a slightly red face, he looked at Chu Yang inexplicably: "What do you mean, I don't understand what you mean."
"There are more and more people in the cottage, but there are not many people who can use it. There are many things that can't be done." Chu Yang is a little sad, because the bandits are too weak, and they don't look like people who can do big things.
"If you're bored at home, I'll arrange a job for you."
"But I don't know anything about the village. Will it cause you trouble?"
"It's okay, I'll teach you when the time comes." Chu Yang kissed the eldest grandson Wugou's forehead and said, "Go downstairs first, I still have some things to do in the study."
"En!" Changsun Wugou nodded
The two kissed and parted.
Chu Yang came to the study and sat down. He wanted to ask why the 'Niupi System' had no dungeon missions. He felt that he was still not strong enough to beat a few masters. He didn't want to be tied into a hedgehog again.
"Hello, is the system here?"
"Why is there no dungeon mission, I want to become stronger!"
Ding!
System: "Congratulations to the host for awakening the 'heart of becoming stronger'; all functions of 'Niupi Supermarket' are enabled; virtual reality transactions are enabled; Niupi Network is enabled; personal ten cubic storage space is enabled;"
At this time, Chu Yang's Niubi system desktop already had supermarkets, hospitals, virtual reality transactions, Internet, and four apps.
"What does virtual reality trading mean?"
System: "The host can recharge the coins with gold and silver, and the coins can also be exchanged for gold and silver. In reality, any goods can be sold in supermarkets. The exchange rate is, 1 tael of gold = 3 coins, 1 tael of silver = 3 coins, the exchange rate Times change, trade carefully."
Hearing what the system said, Chu Yang found it interesting. When he chatted with people, one sentence was worth 1 coin, and 1 words was worth [-] tael of gold. He could support himself by bragging every day.Still a bachelor.
How could Chu Yang, who had awakened his 'heart of becoming stronger', have such a salty fish mentality.
The 'Niubi System' is very good, but its purpose is to create a good character. If Chu Yang becomes a salted fish, then this Niu Pi System will be a failure, a disgrace to the system world.
Chu Yang wandered around the Niupi Supermarket in the study. The Niupi Supermarket is a real Niupi. As long as you have money and the level of the Niupi system is high enough, you can buy anything.
At this time, Chu Yang was choosing a mobile phone in the supermarket, but the mobile phone had a black and white screen, and could only make calls and send text messages. There was also a small snake game, and the input method was stroke input.
In the end, he reluctantly spent 9 blowing coins to buy three, one for each of the three women, and he still has to choose the ring.
"Brother Chu, go downstairs for dinner." Qiu Yun walked into the study and came to Chu Yang shyly.
"Baby, come and sit!" Chu Yang pulled Qiu Yun onto his lap and sat down.
"Sister, it's time to eat, don't mess around!" Qiu Yun said with some fear.
"Why, that's how I am in your heart? I want to give you something." Chu Yang took out the phone, perfume, and Zhuyan Pill, and said, "Come on, eat it."
"What are these?" Qiu Yun looked at Chu Yang curiously.
Chu Yang stuffed Zhuyan Pill into Qiu Yun's red lips: "The one for you is Zhuyan Pill, which will keep you young forever and delay aging."
"This is perfume. Put it on your wrist and behind your ears. It's fragrant." Chu Yang put the perfume on Qiu Yun's wrist, and the scent of yellow horned orchid immediately spread across the room.
Qiu Yun sniffed her little nose: "It smells so good!"
"Still here." Chu Yang raised the mobile phone in his hand: "This is the mobile phone, you can explore slowly, and you can record your fingerprints in this position."
Qiu Yun still didn't understand, so Chu Yang gave her an instruction manual for her to read by herself.
After the two went downstairs, the eldest grandson Wugou was already serving the princess for dinner, she saw Qiu Yun blushing, and thought to herself, have you played again?
Now Changsun Wugou's thinking has become more and more flat, mainly because of reading Chu Yang's art books.
Chu Yang came to her and handed her the mobile phone and the manual as well. Some things still need to be explored by oneself to understand better.
"What is this?" Changsun Wugou looked at Chu Yang in a daze.
Chu Yang stroked her face: "You and Qiu Yun can explore together."
After he finished speaking, he hugged the princess in his arms, and also fed a Zhuyan Pill.
Chu Yang wiped his mouth for the princess: "Ma'am, you can stay at home this afternoon, I'm going to find Zhao Quan later."
"Go and do your work, Qiu Yun and I are playing with this thing!" Changsun Wugou raised the phone in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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