The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 24 Don't, You're a Pervert

"Is there anyone who is courageous, who wants to be rich, who wants to be a beautiful woman, who wants to eat Mingyue Village food every day?" Chu Yang nodded and asked loudly again.

As soon as everyone heard the food, they became energetic.

If you can't even eat enough, you tell him that women are useful.

"me me me"

"I"

This time, there were dozens more. Cao Shen smiled wryly and led the soldiers like this. It was a fucking failure, and he mourned for his failure for a second.

"Me, and me," he yelled loudly.

Several generals and some soldiers nearby looked at General Cao in surprise.

Cao Shen blushed a little.

Is it wrong to pursue a good life?

At this moment, Chu Yang looked at General Cao Can with admiration, and said, "Okay, brothers, please follow me into the village."

Chu Yang brought dozens of people into the stockade, and everyone was shocked. In the early morning, the Mingyue Lake was covered with thin clouds, fluttering with the wind, and the cranes flew leisurely in the clouds.

In such a fairyland, there was no need for Chu Yang to say much. Everyone was amazed in their hearts and showed yearning on their faces.

Chu Yang brought these people to the small auditorium, and lined up his eldest grandson Wuji. His plan was to call a wave of soldiers to attend classes every day.

At the beginning, dozens of people listened to it, but later on, they all came to listen. Although they all came to listen, they may not all join Mingyue Village. After all, some are iron-headed, and some think they are smart.

Chu Yang divided the 2000 soldiers into ten batches, and each batch listened for a day, and [-] people attended the lectures at Dayuanba together.

For ten days in a row, Chu Yang was very busy. When he got home, he didn't molested a few beauties. At one point, the beauties thought he had changed his sex.

During this period, the news that Chu Yang was the reincarnation of the god monkey spread like wildfire.This made everyone believe it.

This afternoon, after Chu Yang had finished lecturing to the last group of people in the small auditorium.

Received a system upgrade message.

The first two times were upgraded directly in the mind, and this time it was displayed on a virtual panel in front of Chu Yang.

In the center of the entire display panel was the word Niupi. Chu Yang stretched out his hand and poked it, and the screen entered the desktop of the Niupi system.

At this time, voice and text broadcasts appeared on the panel.

Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, the system has been upgraded to level 3, and you are already on the road to becoming a master.

Niupi Supermarket and Niupi Hospital will open for you, shopping and buying Niupi, safe and secure.

This system upgrade changes as follows:

The bragging assessment is changed to once a month, and the monthly bragging time is adjusted to 250 hours, and the host bragging object is no longer subject to any restrictions.

Every time the host speaks a sentence, he can get 1 blow coin, which can be used for supermarket shopping and hospital consumption.

This upgrade reward: a set of invulnerable armor, 1 coins.

This system is intended to create high-end and top Jedi Tiantong's outstanding outstanding characters. The host must complete the assessment every month. "

There are a lot of things in the system upgrade this time, and Chu Yang was a little confused for a while. After careful research, isn't this similar to installing an app on a mobile phone?

Now there are only two items on the desktop, Niupi Supermarket and Niupi Hospital.

He clicked on the 'Niupai Supermarket' and took a quick look. Isn't this just online shopping? He didn't see any Niupi supermarkets, and the products were just like modern non-staple food stores, and the variety was not rich at all.

On the contrary, the hospital is still a bit awesome, and you can buy a lot of services, but it is expensive and you can't afford it at all.

At this time, in the study on the second floor of the villa.

Two beauties are reading a book with relish.

"Sister, this is really big!" Qiu Yun was surprised, her mouth opened round.

"It's still big, there are even bigger ones!" Changsun Wugou said flatly.

"Really, where is it? Let me see." Qiu Yun spoke eagerly.

Chu Yang who had just arrived outside the door was taken aback.

"You guys are too much! Actually looking at something."

Chu Yang walked behind the two girls and angrily reprimanded them.

Then he said seriously: "Ma'am, I am so disappointed that you are looking at such a book. Do you know that I can dedicate myself to art..."

"Is there any problem for us to read this kind of book?" Changsun Wugou lifted the cover of the book.

Chu Yang looked at it with a glance: "Giant prehistoric beast?"

'Prehistoric Behemoths' is an encyclopedia book about prehistoric animals, with rich and interesting categories.

"Is there a problem with this? Young Master Chu?" The eldest grandson Wugou was becoming more and more confident towards Chu Yang.

In the past, there were too many intrigues in the palace, and I had to go through my head several times for every sentence, which was very tiring.Now she herself has not noticed her change. After all, she has been together day and night for so long, and many things have happened. The main reason is that she feels that Chu Yang is good at everything except for being flirtatious, so she talks to Chu Yang a lot more casually. This feeling very good.

"No problem. Did I say that there is something wrong with reading this book? No!" Chu Yang quibbled.

"You..." Changsun Wugou was a little angry, he was a scoundrel, and then asked: "When did you come back?"

"Just now."

At that time, Chu Yang was shopping in Niupi Supermarket, thinking that there were still a few women in the family, so he bought a lot of food and clothing. Who would have thought that, as soon as he went up to the second floor, he heard these obscenities, and immediately decided to teach him a lesson. turn!
"Madam, do you have time now?" Chu Yang asked while hugging the two beauties.

"No time!" Changsun Wugou pulled Qiu Yun to get up and leave.

Chu Yang hurriedly pulled the two daughters back: "Don't worry! I bought you some good things."

After he finished speaking, he took out the hemostatic towel and placed it in front of the two of them.

"What is this?" Qiu Yun asked curiously.

Chu Yang looked at Qiu Yun and said, "I asked you something, and if you answered it, I'll tell you what it is."

"No, you're a pervert." Qiu Yun was a little afraid of Chu Yang, and kept asking those kinds of questions.

"Who is perverted, Changsun Fei, let me ask you, have you bled this month?" Chu Yang turned his head speechlessly and asked Changsun Wugou.

"What is bleeding?" Changsun Wugou looked confused, not knowing what he was asking.

"Just, you..." Chu Yang pointed at Changsun Wugou.

"Ah! You pervert." Changsun Wugou blushed and pinched Chu Yang's thigh.

ah!Chu Yang screamed, "Let go!"

"not loose"

"Look where you pinched!" Chu Yang endured the pain.

"Ah!" Changsun Wugou hastily withdrew his jade hand.

When she retracted her hand, she was bitten by the turtle, and her face was flushed.

If you don't let go, the turtle will not only bite your hand! !

"Sit down, let me tell you, this is very good for you, you use this every month."

Chu Yang took off the hemostatic towel while talking.The two women looked at each other coldly to see what he was going to do.

"Look. This is the thing that prevents side leakage and makes sleeping more comfortable."

“Especially this location, is it very comfortable”

Chu Yang pulled the hands of Changsun Wugou and Qiu Yun to stroke them.

The two women still didn't understand what Chu Yang was talking about.

"Look, just like this...clamp this!"

Chu Yang stretched out two fingers to perform a live simulation, and the faces of the two women turned red immediately.

How can there be such a person in this world? ?

"Pervert!" The two women scolded in a low voice at the same time.But Chu Yang's explanation made them curious.

"It's okay to touch. Put a small piece on during the day and a big piece at night. Imagine that this sticks on your body, which keeps you warm and breathable. It doesn't matter how you move when you sleep."

"You two ladies, you..." Chu Yang's meaning was obvious.

"Get lost, pervert." The two girls got up and ran out of the study room. When they reached the door, the eldest grandson Wugou ran over again, grabbed the hemostatic towel on the table and hurried out.

The second daughter hid in the bedroom and studied slowly.

At this moment, Chu Yang came to the princess' bedroom and saw her lying flat, feeling a little heartbroken.

He immediately spent five thousand coins at Niupi Hospital to purchase medical examination services.

Then he tapped the princess's forehead with one hand.

A light flashed.

Ding!
System: "Checking..."

　All-pervasive - exploit loopholes
　　
　
(End of this chapter)