The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 20 The eldest grandson Wuji can't scold the parrot

The eldest grandson Wugou knew about Chu Yang's little Jiujiu. This bad guy was very wretched.

"What's wrong with me, hugging like this, wouldn't it be better to feed the princess?" Chu Yang looked at the second daughter, but he was secretly laughing, so he didn't let her go, what can the two little girls do to me.

"Mr. Chu, if you don't let me go, I'll crash into your house!" Qiu Yun looked at death as if she were at home.

To force death is Chu Yang's weakness, this weakness was told by Changsun Wugou to Qiu Yun, and she tried it repeatedly.
Of course, this was for the woman Chu Yang liked.

"Okay, grandson Fei, you come to hello!" Chu Yang looked helpless, and then looked at Qiu Yun seriously: "Qiu Yun, this is our home! You can't say, 'your home' anymore."

Qiu Yun felt sweet when she heard Chu Yang's special emphasis on 'our home', but her eldest grandson Wugou felt a little bit more sad.

The eldest grandson Wugou was naturally willing to serve the Crown Princess for dinner. The Crown Princess treated her so well, but now she is in this state, she will naturally have to make up for it, one is gratitude, and the other is guilt.

Chu Yang saw that he had nothing to take advantage of, so he went out and wandered around. For summer, he usually only wore a pair of shorts. Everyone in Mingyue Village knew that some married women made fun of him, but he didn't care.

At this time, he came to Mingyue Pavilion in Dayuanba, which is the government affairs center of Mingyue Village.

"Zhao Quan!" Chu Yang shouted.

At this time, a hunchbacked middle-aged man came to him: "What's wrong with the village master?"

"Did the book statistics of the big business we did last time come out?"

"No, the list of items has been calculated, but the value has not yet been estimated."

"As soon as possible, our cottage needs to be vigorously developed, and the mountain on the opposite side needs to be developed, which requires a lot of manpower. I also plan to find a wife for you, all of which will cost money."

"I know, village master, don't worry." Zhao Quan immediately beamed with joy when he heard Chu Yang's words.

"Go to work!" Chu Yang nodded, "By the way, how is my parrot?"

"very good!"

"Okay, get busy!"

I haven't come to chat with 'Little Parrot' for half a month. Chu Yang really misses her. 'Little Parrot' is a female parrot.

As soon as he went to the corridor on the second floor, he saw the 'little parrot', and suddenly a voice that made him angry reached his ears.

Little Parrot: "Smelly rascal, stinky rascal, you still know to come and see me!"

"Do you want to scold me? Believe it or not, I ate stewed pig's trotters with parrots today."

Little Parrot: "Fuck off your sister, you just want to eat her!"

"Looks like I'm going to find you a male parrot, let it peck your head and kill you!"

The little parrot flew to Chu Yang's back: "I'll peck you to death right now, peck you to death!"

Chu Yang was fighting with the parrot when a loud voice sounded in the distance.

"Villager"

"Here!" Chu Yang responded with a loud voice.

Mangwazi ran over naively.

"Village Master, no... there are officers and soldiers coming from the bottom of the mountain." He swallowed the word 'good' abruptly.

"Officers and soldiers? It's fucking endless. Let's go. I want to see. It's that idiot who has no eyes! How dare you come." Chu Yang was a little impatient, and gave these people a face.

At this time, Changsun Wuji was riding a horse, standing outside the gate of the Shanzhai City, with his head held high, his face full of doubts.

so high! !

Is this a cottage? ?

He surrounded the mountain for a few days, trying to catch a cottager to ask about the situation, but no one came down the mountain, and he also sent people up the mountain to inquire, but there was no news, and finally couldn't help it, and attacked by force.

This Chu Yang and a group of bandits came to the top of the city gate, looked at the people below, and there were a few familiar ones, that is, the generals from last time.

He was about to speak, but was preempted by a voice.

"Who is coming down from the city, don't hurry up and kneel down!"

When Changsun Wuji under the city heard this, his eyes were gloomy, this thief is too rampant.

Chu Yang looked at the people on the left and right: "Who is talking?"

The bandit next to him pointed behind him.

As soon as he touched it with his hand, he touched the little parrot.

The little parrot doesn't like being touched, and immediately cursed: "You're sick, you son of a bitch, scratching your itch, isn't it, stupid thing!"

Chu Yang was stunned by the scolding, and he hadn't seen him for half a month. Who did Little Parry learn from?

When Changsun Wuji heard the scolding, he was furious, his eyes turned into knives.

How dare you call him a son of a bitch!
Then he opened his mouth and cursed back at Chu Yang: "Nizi, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning when you scold your father like that?"

"My father is your grandfather. Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning when you talk to me like this?"

Changsun Wuji: "Little bastard, you are dead, bring your bow and arrow."

"The little bastard is also your father."

"Go to hell, you bastard." Changsun Wuji shot an arrow at Chu Yang angrily.

Chu Yang grabbed the arrow. He wanted to laugh, but he held back. He wanted to watch more performances. The bandit next to him didn't laugh when he saw the village master, and he didn't dare to laugh.

"The son of a dog is still impatient!"

Changsun Wuji: "You are a beast, a dog and a beast"

Parrot: "You are my son, anyway you are my son"

Changsun Wuji: "I am your father, I am your father"

puff!

Finally, Chu Yang and the bandits couldn't bear it any longer. They supported the city wall and laughed loudly.

Then he reached behind his hand and grabbed the parrot out from behind.

Parrot: "Oh, I hate it, don't hold me down."

"Ah, parrot!" Changsun Wuji took a closer look and couldn't help being stunned.

Emotions scolded a parrot for two quarters of an hour, and if it spread, the world would laugh at it.

He always thought it was Chu Yang.

Suddenly feel the qi and blood go up.

puff!
A mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"My lord, my lord, are you right?" The general next to him supported him, and shouted anxiously. The main general was about to die of anger before the fight started.

"Pass... the general's order, and the Rocketeer is ready." Changsun Wuji said weakly.

"Prepare Nima, take a knife from me"

With a loud roar, Chu Yang jumped down from the tower like a god descending from the tower with his big knife in his hand, and slashed at Changsun Wuji.

"go to hell!"

Clang!
The general and the soldiers next to him raised their spears together and protected Changsun Wuji below.

Chu Yang then flipped the blade and swept out. A large group of soldiers were overturned to the ground. He charged again and kicked the spear on the ground. The spear flew out and knocked down a large group of soldiers.

At this moment, Chu Yang was majestic and majestic, like a lion shaking the sky, overwhelming all directions, all the soldiers were terrified, and the general who fell on the ground had fear in his eyes and his teeth were trembling.

Only Changsun Wuji still has a bit of courage.

"Who are you? This thief will not kill anyone who is unknown!" Chu Yang swung his knife and turned to Changsun Wuji's neck.

"Fuck Nima, kill if you want, I'm not afraid of death." Changsun Wuji was still very stubborn.

"Huh? You have a sharp mouth!"

Chu Yang walked up to Changsun Wuji with an angry face.

Snapped!
He slapped him hard across the face.

In an instant, Changsun Wuji was slapped by Chu Yang so that his mouth and eyes were crooked, blood wrapped around his teeth flew out of his mouth, and landed beside the general in the distance, causing him to crawl backwards in shock.

"Dog, you're going to die!" Changsun Wuji lost his voice in an instant, and couldn't hear clearly at all.

　The dung beetle yawns - a stinky mouth

　　
　
(End of this chapter)