The daily life of the bandits in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 18 Uncle, what did you see

Chu Yang was very satisfied with everyone's performance, and read aloud:
"Mingyue Fairy Mountain, this is the land of the gods. 3000 years ago, it lasted for Yao, pebbles turned into monkeys, watched the moon day and night, the gods received art, and then transformed into monkeys. , Communicate with heaven and earth, to bless the country’s destiny, thousands of years ago, it lasted for Zhou, the god monkey came back to the world, the Taoist ancestor passed on the aspirations, Mingyue Zongcheng, preached the four directions, and it has lasted until now, the monkey god has not yet emerged, or has come back to the world.”

After everyone heard him finish reading, they kept echoing in their minds:

Until now, the god monkey has not come out, or has come back to the world.

The god monkey has not yet appeared, or has come back to the world.

not……?
Isn't the Chu village master in front of him the reincarnation of the monkey god?
The monkey god appears every 1000 years, isn't this just another 1000 years?

Gao Shilian and the other three were also very surprised when they heard it. If he is not the reincarnation of the monkey god, how can he explain that the current Mingyue Village is like a fairyland.

The most surprising thing among them was Changsun Wugou. She lived in the Chuyang villa, and there were strange things there that she had never heard of, which made her think that she was in another world.

Is he really the reincarnation of the monkey god?No, no!How could a fairy be so lustful?

Zheng Bing and others were also shocked. When Chu Yang rescued them that day, he felt extraordinary, especially the big black horse, which was extremely spiritual and extraordinary.

What Chu Yang wanted was this effect. After adding this layer of mysterious aura, it would be an achievement to match with himself. When the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission spreads, it would not be easy to make some money at that time.

"Master Chu, can you show me this book?" Gao Shilian believed in it, but still wanted to confirm it.

"Take it and have a look, soak up the fairy spirit!" Chu Yang said openly.

Gao Shilian took the book that Chu Yang handed over and opened it hastily.

I was stunned for an instant!
what the hell? ?
Chu Yang gave Gao Shilian an evil look, and said with a smile: "Everyone should read this book through each other. It is imbued with the supernatural power of the monkey, and it can test the character of each of us. Only character Only noble people can see the words on it, otherwise they will only see other things, which may be women, or men, animals, birds, flowers and insects, mountains, rivers and rivers are all possible."

When Gao Shilian heard Chu Yang's words, his expression was very strange, because what he saw was a woman, who belonged to the art class, and hurriedly said to Cheng Yaojin next to him, "Master Cheng, take a look too!"

"Master Gao, what did you see?" Cheng Yaojin asked curiously.

"Look first, I'm telling you!" Gao Shilian evaded.

Cheng Yaojin flipped through a few pages, frowned and said, "Mountain, why is it a mountain!"

Gao Shilian looked at Cheng Yaojin intently, trying to see clues from his face, and thought to himself: What's the matter, what he saw was a mountain, and what I saw was a woman. Could it be that this book really has magic tricks?

"Master Gao, what did you see?" Cheng Yaojin looked at the dazed Gao Shilian and asked.

"Master Gao, what did you see?" asked again.

"Female... the beast on the journey, what I saw was a beast." Gao Shilian answered hastily, almost revealing his secret.

"Show me!" Changsun Wugou saw that the two were chatting passionately, and wanted to find out.

Cheng Yaojin put the book in front of her desk and spread it out.

The eldest grandson Wugou took a closer look, and she was also stunned, it was all colorful and green, but there was nothing, she felt dizzy, and then passed it on to the next person.

Chu Yang walked up to Changsun Wugou with a smile: "Madam, what did you see?"

"You liar, you don't have anything, you're all colorful." Changsun Wugou looked sullen.

"What did Lao Cheng see?" Chu Yang looked at his eldest grandson Wugou and raised his eyebrows, then asked Cheng Yaojin.

"Mountains, all mountains."

Only then did Chu Yang look at her and said, "Did you hear that, Lao Cheng has seen it."

The eldest grandson Wugou gave Cheng Yaojin a white look, and Cheng Yaojin shrank his neck.

"Uncle, what did you see?"

"Of course it's a beast!" Gao Shilian said with a blushing face.

"What beast?" Chu Yang broke the casserole and asked.

"What beast? Rabbit, right rabbit, white rabbit." Gao Shilian blushed, he thought he would not say that he saw a woman, otherwise his innocence would be ruined.

"But in this book, you can't see any of the twelve zodiac signs!"

Gao Shilian's face twitched instantly, as uncomfortable as eating Xiang, and cursed in his heart: Get out of Nima, don't worry about me.

Then said: "Oh, I may have misread it, it's a cat."

Chu Yang touched the bar and nodded, then walked to the back, ready to find out what other people saw.

Seeing Chu Yang walk away, Gao Shilian finally let go of his hanging heart. He didn't understand why he was nervous when facing Chu Yang.

This book is actually a visual test and visual illusion diagram, as anyone who has had a physical examination knows.Who would have imagined that this thing would have such a magical effect in Chu Yang's hands.

It's not that Changsun Wugou didn't see anything, what she saw was numbers, but she didn't recognize them, so she thought there was nothing.If you see numbers, it means your eyesight is normal.

What Cheng Yaojin and Gao Shilian looked at was an optical illusion map, and the images they saw were different with different visual emphasis.

Everyone was asking each other what they saw, and after confirming that someone was looking at the same picture as themselves but saw something different, they looked at Chu Yang with awe in their eyes.

At this time, everyone was very sure that Chu Yang, the village master of Chu Yang, was the reincarnation of the monkey god.Of course, Changsun Wugou was still hesitating. After all, she had never had close contact with Chu Yang, and she knew what Chu Yang was like.

Chu Yang is naturally looking for someone to brag about. One-to-one bragging for an hour is completely different from one-to-many bragging for an hour in system calculations. Naturally, one-to-many has more experience. As for how much more, it depends. number of people.

And people who listen to his bragging for the first time will gain more experience, and at the same time, he will add experience when he talks about new things.

Only Zheng Bing and his brothers were newcomers present, so Chu Yang purposely chatted with them and made up for them the previous lessons.

After a long time.

When everyone was almost done discussing, Chu Yang also returned to the podium, and said to the mang boy next to him, "Go, bring the night snack up."

After a while, Mang Wazi brought up supper, beer, happy water, and dozens of snacks. This time, the portions were quite large, and they were all rewarded by the system anyway, so it didn't matter.

Everyone was excited when they saw so many delicious foods. They knew that they must be very delicious without having to taste them. Just like the fruits that time, they couldn't stop eating.

Changsun Wugou had never seen these snacks before, and she ate a lot of each one, but after she ate a pack of Saolong Latiao, she couldn’t stop at all, paired with a very delicious iced drink, it was just the beginning of the hot summer. A must-have good product, the delicious nature of women is fully exposed in front of these snacks.

After this feast of snacks was over, Chu Yang started bragging and criticizing from multiple dimensions, covering basic necessities of life in heaven and earth.

Gradually dawn.

"Today's class is over here, students, go back and rest!" Chu Yang finally announced that get out of class was over.

Everyone was still in high spirits, but Chu Yang and Changsun Wugou were already exhausted, but Chu Yang still acted as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

Under the obsessive eyes of those group, he took his eldest grandson Wugou and disappeared from everyone's sight.

When the two returned to the villa, they fell asleep without noticing that they were on the same bed.

　The eagle burps -- the chicken eats too much

　　
　
(End of this chapter)