Pirates of the Heavens

Chapter 23
Please, the members of the Pirates took a long time to clean up because of what happened to Li Xiaoyao last night before going to bed.

Except for Tang Seng who went to bed early, he slept until dawn.

After eating, a group of people chatted in the sun on the deck.

Miao Miao parked the boat at sea because there was no wind and waves recently, and then came to the deck to chat.

Originally, the sea was very boring, so Lin Ji just turned a blind eye and let them get together to fart and chat.

As long as there are no side missions, the pirate group basically has nothing to do.

"Let me give you a brain teaser?" Stark suddenly came up with a proposal.

"Okay, Meow! Meow is an expert in brain teasers!"

"The poor monk also likes this brain teaser!"

Only Sauron scratched his head, not knowing what a brain teaser was.

"This, is it a brain teaser?"

Xiaodangjia explained to Sauron: "Brain teasers are intellectual quizzes that cannot be answered with normal thinking."

"Ah..." Sauron understood, "I'm not very good at this."

"It's okay." The little master comforted Sauron, "It's just a game."

"Cough cough." Stark coughed for a while, "Please listen to the question!"

"Who does the dung beetle dislike the most?"

Sauron thought for a while, then frowned, and said in a low voice, "This question is a bit difficult!"

Miaomiao was the first to answer: "People who don't like to snatch their dung balls, meow!"

"Soga!" Sauron clapped his hands, "That's true!"

"Wrong!" Stark directly gave Miao Miao a typo, "It's a pity that I didn't get the answer right."

Tang Seng clasped his hands together: "Amitabha!"

"Wrong! Why do dung beetles hate him?"

Tang Seng couldn't help but smile: "Amitabha Buddha is just the mantra of the poor monk, not the answer that the poor monk said."

"Oh." Stark also felt strange, how could the dung beetle be connected with a Buddhist saint like Amitabha. "Then what is your answer?"

"People who don't shit!" Tang Seng gave his answer.

Sauron's eyes widened: "Hey! It seems that this answer is more correct! If you don't shit, don't you give them dung balls?"

"Wrong! Have you answered yet?"

"Is this wrong?" Sauron was dumbfounded, "Then what would be the correct answer?"

The rest of the people were also lost in thought, and there was no answer for a long time.

Stark gave the correct answer: "It's the people who fart! Because they only give dung beetles to smell, not to eat."

"It seems to make more sense!" Sauron suddenly realized after hearing the explanation, "If you don't give me food, compared with people who only give me smell, the latter is indeed more annoying."

"Stark, don't you have any other equipment? Meow, you must answer one question right!"

"Then, please listen to the question!"

"Why doesn't mommy feed the little brother for months?" Stark offered a second brain teaser.

"Because mom doesn't like my little brother, Meow!" Meow rushed to answer.

"Damn it! It was preempted by it." Sauron regretted why he didn't say this answer first.

"wrong!"

"Nani?" Sauron was shocked, "This is not the correct answer?"

"I don't learn well at such a young age, my little brother is the next..." Tong Xiangyu didn't know when he came over, and when he heard this question, he smiled shyly.

"Hey! Where are you going, I am a serious question! There are still a lot of underage people here!" Stark quickly stopped Tong Xiangyu from speaking pornographically.

"What? Why didn't you let her finish?" Zoro listened in a foggy manner, obviously not understanding.

The little master also tried to answer: "Because the mother's cooking is too bad, the little brother ran out to eat!"

"wrong!"

"Benefactor Shi, please come up with the answer quickly. The poor monk really wants to know whether the little brother was starved to death by his mother in the end. The poor monk can read the Sutra of Rebirth for him."

Stark was laughed stupidly by this group of people: "The answer is that the little brother was born and can only be breastfed!"

"You told me not to open the forehead, but you opened it yourself?" Tong Xiangyu quit.

"What's wrong with me?" Stark defended himself.

"Okay, next question."

"There is a cannibal who eats human flesh every day. They are not allowed to eat meat on the day of sacrifice, so what do they eat?"

Hearing this question, Tang Seng was in awe.

"Amitabha, there was a Buddha who cut meat to feed the eagle. Let Sanzang come today. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, cannibals are also people. Although they eat human flesh, they are not uneducable. Let them sacrifice on that day. Eat the poor monk!"

Tang Seng closed his eyes and whispered a few Buddhist names.

"Master! This is the master!" Tong Xiangyu was moved by Tang Seng's spirit of self-sacrifice and saving others, and his eyes turned red immediately.

"Damn, I'm so touched!" Sauron's eyes were also red.

"Although you are all moved now, this answer is still wrong."

"What meow? Is this wrong? Then this group of cannibals are really going to starve to death meow? They are so pitiful meow!"

The little master frowned, and suddenly thought of something.

"They used special cooking techniques to make vegetarian meat so they could eat it!"

Thinking about it from his own professional perspective, Xiaodangjia felt that this was the only correct answer.

"That's right! Just like a chicken, you can eat it as a vegetarian." Tong Xiangyu also thinks this answer is perfect.

Not far away, Artoria heard Suji and ran over.

"Vegetarian chicken? I want to eat it too? Where is it?"

"Wrong!" Stark was helpless. He felt that there were no normal people on this ship, and this question could not be answered correctly.

"Then what's the answer meow?"

"It's a vegetable!"

"So that's it. Vegetative people are also vegetarian, right?" Sauron nodded, thinking that vegetative people were similar to tree people in his imagination.

"next question!"

"There is an old sow in our family, with a black background and white flowers. She got up in the morning and opened the gate and ran forward at a speed of 80 miles per hour. She crashed into a tree and died!"

"Excuse me, how did this pig die?"

"Wait a minute, meow!" Miaomiao questioned, "You didn't raise pigs at all!"

Stark resisted the urge to get mad, and forced himself to show a friendly smile: "Pretend I have a pig, pretend."

According to the routine of the previous answer, Sauron found that the question could not be answered according to common sense.

Thinking of this, Sauron felt that he should have mastered the routine of answering this kind of question.

So Sauron replied confidently: "Because pigs are short-sighted!"

Stark was speechless.

"The pig is not short-sighted, has no disease, and is a healthy pig!"

Tang Seng asked: "That's very good, how did the pig kill it?"

"Are you asking me, or am I asking you?"

Stark felt that if he continued to play with them, he would be stupid to death sooner or later.

No one came up with an answer.

Stark had no choice but to expose the answer: "Because pigs don't know how to make quick turns!"

"Oh!" Sauron suddenly realized, "I see."

Miaomiao also nodded: "I don't make sharp turns, so I will be hit by a tree to death when I turn."

Lingji couldn't stand it anymore, and covered his eyes. Unexpectedly, this group of people hadn't heard that Stark was beating around the bush and scolding them.

In another corner where no one was paying attention, Li Xiaoyao's eyes suddenly lit up.

As described in Stark's question, he rushed towards an orange tree planted on the deck at a speed of 80 miles.

He thought to himself: You can't make a sharp turn, you can't make a sharp turn, and you can be killed.

"Boom", Li Xiaoyao knocked down the tree and fell into the cabin.

"What's the matter with Li Xiaoyao?" Xiaodangjia reacted for the first time.

Stark covered his eyes and complained: "It seems that the pig hit the tree, and you hit the pig! You got rear-ended!"

(End of this chapter)