Entertainment: I, Master of Surprise

Chapter 34 Why Didn't You Wait For Me?

After making jokes with the audience again, Qi Wan smiled, "Okay, our first story is over, and the next story is coming up, are you ready for your melon seed beer stools?"

"Tui! Old thief Qi! What kind of melon seed beer are you preparing? I just ate melon seeds. I heard your story, and now my melon seeds are stuck in my throat!"

"Alas! I sprayed beer all over the table, and now the keyboard is useless."

"Everyone, don't trust Mr. Qi! This man is a dog!"

"Teacher Qi is a real dog! I'm curious, where did he come up with so many scary stories?"

"Hey! Husband, it's too difficult for me. Isn't it good for you to rely on your face for food? Do you have to tell ghost stories?"

Rely on face to eat?

That is absolutely impossible!

No matter how bad he is, he still has a system, and he can still eat the old, so how could he be reduced to relying on his face for food?

Ignoring the barrage, Qi Wan first emphasized his exemption clause twice before starting today's second story, "Alright, our second story today is still about elevators."

"Zhang San works overtime at night..."

As soon as this sentence was finished, crying began to float across the barrage.

"Can you stop talking about overtime? I'm still shaking in the office, waiting for someone to rescue me!"

"I'm going to send Teacher Qi's story to my boss later. Working overtime is life-threatening!"

"Brother, I'm a security guard. Do you know how many people called me to pick them up tonight?"

……

The corner of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, he had just started a story, why did this group of people react so strongly?
"Hee hee! Host, that's because your story is so contagious! Come on, host! Maybe today's scare value will break the record!"

Qi Wan was very happy when he heard what the system said. Since the system said so, it means that the shock value provided to him by the story just now... is absolutely not bad!
Qi Wan, who was in a good mood, continued, "Zhang San's office is on the 27th floor. He took the elevator downstairs after working overtime. Just as he got in, Zhang San touched his pocket. Oops! Sorry, I didn't bring my phone!"

Immediately, before the eyes of the audience, a young man fumbled in his pocket to find his mobile phone in the elevator.

But soon, the audience seemed to see... the elevator stopped.

"Zhang San was planning to wait for the elevator to reach the first floor, and then go back to the 27th floor to get his mobile phone. As a result, the elevator stopped at 23!"

"Zhang San is still surprised. Is there someone who works overtime like him and doesn't get off work until so late?"

"It's a strange time!" Qi Wan strengthened his tone and paused.

Then he continued, "Suddenly a head came in from the elevator door! This head looked straight at Zhang San! Asked, why did you get off work so late?"

The audience was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a human head.

In the past, what they saw was a complete ghost, but now they saw only a human head? !

"Zhang San was also taken aback, and quickly pressed the button to close the elevator. When the elevator door slowly closed, Zhang San seemed to be able to hear the voice of the head outside the elevator. Why didn't you wait for me?"

Why don't you wait for me...

Qi Wan's voice seemed to come from a distance, and there was an echo, and the audience in the live broadcast room shivered.

Wait a minute!
There is only one head, who will wait for you?

Anyway, wait until you have a body before coming back? !

The audience was still terrified, but Qi Wan's voice came out again, "Zhang San quickly returned to the 27th floor and picked up his mobile phone. He once wondered if he had read it wrong just now. After all...how could his head fly? ?”

Hearing what Qi Wan said, the audience also had doubts, yes, how could the head fly?
Zhang San must have read it wrong, right?
"Thus, Zhang San bravely left the office."

"When he pressed the elevator, he saw that the elevator... came from the 23rd floor!"

Hearing that the elevator was coming up from the 23rd floor, the audience panicked. The head I met just now was on the 23rd floor. Now the elevator stops on the 23rd floor. Does that mean something?
Zhang San, do you want to be cold?
"Zhang San is also scared, but he is a gentleman after all, so he doesn't believe that he can really see ghosts!"

"But……"

"When the elevator door opened, Zhang San fainted from fright!"

Hearing that Zhang San fainted from fright, the audience was dumbfounded. Why did this happen without a process, and suddenly passed out?

Zhang San, what did you see?
"Because...as soon as the elevator door opened, it was that head just now! He came up again!"

"The first time he saw Zhang San, he asked Zhang San, why are you pressing the elevator again?"

why is it you again?
why is it you again……

In all fairness, the audience felt that if they encountered such a situation, they might not be as good as Zhang San.

Not to mention fainting from fright, peeing from fright is mild!

Suddenly, someone on the barrage asked a question.

"It is said that boy urine drives away evil spirits and wards off ghosts. Is it true?"

"...In front, I just want to know how old are you?"

"I reasonably suspect that the one in front who said that the boy peed is a poor single dog."

"Brother, it's hard for you, at such an age, you're still a child!"

"Should I go? I still have children in my early years? Rare species!"

"I have a wife, so I can't ward off evil spirits?"

"I heard that wearing red pants on the head can exorcise evil spirits, brother, you can try it."

"I'll go? Red underpants, so exciting?"

"Wow! Husband! I really saw a human head in front of me just now, and I was so scared to pee!"

"Teacher Qi's infectious power is not just bragging, you don't know anything about the strength of broadcasting big touch!"

"To be honest, Teacher Qi's story is already so scary, can we stop bringing our own sound effects?"

Qi Wan raised the corners of his mouth and smiled meanly, "No! I want everyone to see my strength! Don't worry, everyone, today's two stories have been told, and the next one is the last joke The story is not scary at all!"

Hearing Qi Wan say that his last one was a funny story, it wasn't scary at all, and it immediately aroused a lot of complaints from the audience.

"Bah! Isn't it scary?"

"The anchor actually said that his story is not scary?"

"tui!"

"Is it just me? Even the last humorous story is scary to me!"

"You're not alone. I was scared to pee yesterday by everyone's responsibility. I'm speechless."

"None of Teacher Qi's stories is not scary!"

"Everyone! Why am I looking forward to Teacher Qi's filming now?"

"No? The story is already so scary, if it is made into a movie, wouldn't it really scare people to death?"

(End of this chapter)