Chapter 93 Was beaten again by the first emperor
Wu Zizhong rode on a fast horse and headed directly towards Xianyang Palace.
In the imperial study room, Emperor Shi Huang was reviewing memorials.
Suddenly heard the voice:
[Bastard, damn Wang Jian, what the hell is playing with me. 】
【Zu Long, where did he die?Come out quickly, the young master is being bullied. 】
puff--.
Emperor Shi Huang squirted out a mouthful of tea.
You bastard, I'm not dead yet.
The first emperor was so angry that he slapped the table with a slap:
"Lang Zhongling, get out here."
Outside the imperial study room, Wu Zizhong was taken aback.
[Zulong?Isn't he amazing, he knew I was coming before I even spoke?It really is an emperor through the ages. 】
Emperor Shi Huang, who was originally very angry, heard this voice.
The anger dissipated in an instant.
The next moment, the door opened.
"Your Majesty, you are always well. I've come to see you."
The first emperor feigned anger:
"not good."
"Not good? It's that bastard who provoked you, tell me, I'm going to clean him up."
When Emperor Shihuang heard it, he immediately found it interesting.
"That's right, that bastard you're talking about is my Lang Zhongling."
"I was reviewing official documents, but a bastard came in, do you think I am angry?"
Forehead.
"Your Majesty, you read it wrong. It wasn't a bastard who came in, it was me, Lang Zhongling."
"I know, aren't you a bastard?"
【Where did I offend you?Open your mouth like a bastard. 】
[Wang Jian scolded me like that, and you scolded me like that, why?You two wear a pair of pants? 】
The first emperor almost ran away, you two are only wearing a pair of trousers.
"What's the matter, tell me quickly, I'm very busy, and I still have so many official documents."
Wu Zizhong looked at it, it was quite a lot.
[Why is the official document so complicated?You are Zulong, you can't solve this shit? 】
The first emperor was so angry that he wanted to rub Wu Zizhong on the ground.
You say this is a big deal?That's good, come here.
"Lang Zhongling, I'm very uncomfortable, you can handle these official documents."
"Ah? Me? I don't know a few big characters, how about you?"
[It's strange, there's something wrong, could it be that Zulong is in trouble? 】
[If you beg for help, you must have the attitude of begging for help. 】
Shi Huang is so angry that he is about to vomit blood, do I need to ask you?You are my Lang Zhongling.
"Lang Zhongling, this month, I taught you how to read, have you returned all of it to me?"
"Not coming yet?"
The first emperor slapped the table, and Wu Zizhong jumped.
I had no choice but to walk over.
【Hmph, if you want to be lazy, just say so. Do you need to find such an excuse?Zulong, I look down on you. 】
Shi Huang blew his beard and stared.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you.
"Sit down and let's get started."
Afterwards, Emperor Shihuang sat on the other side and looked at Erlang's legs, drinking tea and eating pastries.
This made Wu Zizhong very uncomfortable, this is Li Yunlong's version.
[Daqin has gone through wars, food is in short supply, I will go, this is still a problem. 】
After hearing the voice of his heart, the first emperor smiled triumphantly.
Xiao Mian, aren't you supernatural? If you solve this problem, I will give you three kowtows.
Shi Huang thought very well in his heart, but the next moment he directly slapped him in the face.
[But fortunately, the young master has just obtained [-] catties of potatoes, so after this calculation, he can plant [-] acres of land. 】
[It only takes three months, and each mu of land can harvest five thousand catties. Calculated in this way, one hundred mu of land can harvest 50 catties. 】
[And it can also be used for three seasons a year, that is 150 million catties. 】
The potatoes produced by the system are high-quality products, and they cannot be rounded according to common sense.
"Bangdang."
After hearing the voice of his heart, Emperor Shi Huang couldn't sit still and fell down on the spot.
This is so ridiculous. Also, what is a potato?I should be able to eat it.
For a moment, Shi Huang felt his face was hot and crackling.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
"No, it's fine."
Emperor Shi Huang tried his best to calm down his excitement and came before Wu Zizhong.
"Lang Zhongling, Daqin is in short supply of food, how to deal with it?"
"Your Majesty, I can't handle it. I'm not a fairy."
Let me go, Lang Zhongling, you are not mean enough, thanks to the way I treat you, you are actually duplicity, you obviously have a way.
[I'm going to fuck him, is it possible that I told him that I have potatoes? 】
Listening to the voice of the heart, the first emperor was full of passion.
Why don't you tell me directly, hurry up, hurry up.
The first emperor was so anxious that he almost roared out.
If it wasn't for keeping secrets and being able to hear the heart, I'm afraid the first emperor would have started robbing long ago.
"Lang Zhongling, are you really helpless? Even if you conjure food, I will believe it."
Ancestor, I beg you, hurry up and say it, I have already reminded him of this, what are you going to do?
The first emperor was about to kneel.
Wu Zizhong looked at Shi Huangdi holding back, and asked worriedly.
"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you, do you want to go to the toilet? Hurry up, don't hold back, it's uncomfortable."
[He didn’t read the almanac when he went out today. He went to Wang Jian’s house and met Wang Jian going to the toilet. When he came here, Emperor Shi Huang had to go to the toilet. It’s unlucky. 】
The first emperor is so angry, is this because he is in a hurry to go to the toilet?Isn't he.
Emperor Shihuang is about to eat people, why don't you tell me quickly.
"Lang Zhongling, I didn't panic, you must have a solution, right? Say it quickly, say it quickly."
Wu Zizhong was a little embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, then, don't worry, why don't you go to the bathroom first, and we'll talk after we're done?"
I'm talking about your mother's egg.
"Don't worry, we'll go after we finish talking."
Bah, no, I have no intention of going to the toilet.
"Really? Then I said it."
"Okay, tell me now."
The First Emperor is really looking forward to it.
"Your Majesty, I see that you are panicking. Otherwise, you should go to the toilet first. It will be very troublesome for your body to be suffocated."
"Damn it."
Finally, Emperor Shi Huang swears.
"Lang Zhongling, I'm going to beat you today."
As he said that, Emperor Shihuang grabbed Wu Zizhong, raised his ass and started beating him.
"Ah, my ass, Qin Shihuang, are you crazy, oh-."
"I tell you to tell, let you tell, I didn't go to the toilet, so tell you quickly."
With a burst of crackling hammers, Shi Huangdi hit really hard.
Wu Zizhong burst into tears from the pain.
[My god, damn Zulong, you spank my ass again, what the hell am I looking for. 】
You bastard, this is what happens when you tantalize your appetite.
The First Emperor slapped the table and shouted sharply:
"Quickly talk about the solution. If you don't tell me, I will continue to beat you."
As he said that, the first emperor was about to start again, and Wu Zizhong was terrified.
"I said, I said."
[Ouch, torture is a trick. 】
"Your Majesty, I do have a solution."
(End of this chapter)
Wu Zizhong rode on a fast horse and headed directly towards Xianyang Palace.
In the imperial study room, Emperor Shi Huang was reviewing memorials.
Suddenly heard the voice:
[Bastard, damn Wang Jian, what the hell is playing with me. 】
【Zu Long, where did he die?Come out quickly, the young master is being bullied. 】
puff--.
Emperor Shi Huang squirted out a mouthful of tea.
You bastard, I'm not dead yet.
The first emperor was so angry that he slapped the table with a slap:
"Lang Zhongling, get out here."
Outside the imperial study room, Wu Zizhong was taken aback.
[Zulong?Isn't he amazing, he knew I was coming before I even spoke?It really is an emperor through the ages. 】
Emperor Shi Huang, who was originally very angry, heard this voice.
The anger dissipated in an instant.
The next moment, the door opened.
"Your Majesty, you are always well. I've come to see you."
The first emperor feigned anger:
"not good."
"Not good? It's that bastard who provoked you, tell me, I'm going to clean him up."
When Emperor Shihuang heard it, he immediately found it interesting.
"That's right, that bastard you're talking about is my Lang Zhongling."
"I was reviewing official documents, but a bastard came in, do you think I am angry?"
Forehead.
"Your Majesty, you read it wrong. It wasn't a bastard who came in, it was me, Lang Zhongling."
"I know, aren't you a bastard?"
【Where did I offend you?Open your mouth like a bastard. 】
[Wang Jian scolded me like that, and you scolded me like that, why?You two wear a pair of pants? 】
The first emperor almost ran away, you two are only wearing a pair of trousers.
"What's the matter, tell me quickly, I'm very busy, and I still have so many official documents."
Wu Zizhong looked at it, it was quite a lot.
[Why is the official document so complicated?You are Zulong, you can't solve this shit? 】
The first emperor was so angry that he wanted to rub Wu Zizhong on the ground.
You say this is a big deal?That's good, come here.
"Lang Zhongling, I'm very uncomfortable, you can handle these official documents."
"Ah? Me? I don't know a few big characters, how about you?"
[It's strange, there's something wrong, could it be that Zulong is in trouble? 】
[If you beg for help, you must have the attitude of begging for help. 】
Shi Huang is so angry that he is about to vomit blood, do I need to ask you?You are my Lang Zhongling.
"Lang Zhongling, this month, I taught you how to read, have you returned all of it to me?"
"Not coming yet?"
The first emperor slapped the table, and Wu Zizhong jumped.
I had no choice but to walk over.
【Hmph, if you want to be lazy, just say so. Do you need to find such an excuse?Zulong, I look down on you. 】
Shi Huang blew his beard and stared.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you.
"Sit down and let's get started."
Afterwards, Emperor Shihuang sat on the other side and looked at Erlang's legs, drinking tea and eating pastries.
This made Wu Zizhong very uncomfortable, this is Li Yunlong's version.
[Daqin has gone through wars, food is in short supply, I will go, this is still a problem. 】
After hearing the voice of his heart, the first emperor smiled triumphantly.
Xiao Mian, aren't you supernatural? If you solve this problem, I will give you three kowtows.
Shi Huang thought very well in his heart, but the next moment he directly slapped him in the face.
[But fortunately, the young master has just obtained [-] catties of potatoes, so after this calculation, he can plant [-] acres of land. 】
[It only takes three months, and each mu of land can harvest five thousand catties. Calculated in this way, one hundred mu of land can harvest 50 catties. 】
[And it can also be used for three seasons a year, that is 150 million catties. 】
The potatoes produced by the system are high-quality products, and they cannot be rounded according to common sense.
"Bangdang."
After hearing the voice of his heart, Emperor Shi Huang couldn't sit still and fell down on the spot.
This is so ridiculous. Also, what is a potato?I should be able to eat it.
For a moment, Shi Huang felt his face was hot and crackling.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?"
"No, it's fine."
Emperor Shi Huang tried his best to calm down his excitement and came before Wu Zizhong.
"Lang Zhongling, Daqin is in short supply of food, how to deal with it?"
"Your Majesty, I can't handle it. I'm not a fairy."
Let me go, Lang Zhongling, you are not mean enough, thanks to the way I treat you, you are actually duplicity, you obviously have a way.
[I'm going to fuck him, is it possible that I told him that I have potatoes? 】
Listening to the voice of the heart, the first emperor was full of passion.
Why don't you tell me directly, hurry up, hurry up.
The first emperor was so anxious that he almost roared out.
If it wasn't for keeping secrets and being able to hear the heart, I'm afraid the first emperor would have started robbing long ago.
"Lang Zhongling, are you really helpless? Even if you conjure food, I will believe it."
Ancestor, I beg you, hurry up and say it, I have already reminded him of this, what are you going to do?
The first emperor was about to kneel.
Wu Zizhong looked at Shi Huangdi holding back, and asked worriedly.
"Your Majesty, what's the matter with you, do you want to go to the toilet? Hurry up, don't hold back, it's uncomfortable."
[He didn’t read the almanac when he went out today. He went to Wang Jian’s house and met Wang Jian going to the toilet. When he came here, Emperor Shi Huang had to go to the toilet. It’s unlucky. 】
The first emperor is so angry, is this because he is in a hurry to go to the toilet?Isn't he.
Emperor Shihuang is about to eat people, why don't you tell me quickly.
"Lang Zhongling, I didn't panic, you must have a solution, right? Say it quickly, say it quickly."
Wu Zizhong was a little embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, then, don't worry, why don't you go to the bathroom first, and we'll talk after we're done?"
I'm talking about your mother's egg.
"Don't worry, we'll go after we finish talking."
Bah, no, I have no intention of going to the toilet.
"Really? Then I said it."
"Okay, tell me now."
The First Emperor is really looking forward to it.
"Your Majesty, I see that you are panicking. Otherwise, you should go to the toilet first. It will be very troublesome for your body to be suffocated."
"Damn it."
Finally, Emperor Shi Huang swears.
"Lang Zhongling, I'm going to beat you today."
As he said that, Emperor Shihuang grabbed Wu Zizhong, raised his ass and started beating him.
"Ah, my ass, Qin Shihuang, are you crazy, oh-."
"I tell you to tell, let you tell, I didn't go to the toilet, so tell you quickly."
With a burst of crackling hammers, Shi Huangdi hit really hard.
Wu Zizhong burst into tears from the pain.
[My god, damn Zulong, you spank my ass again, what the hell am I looking for. 】
You bastard, this is what happens when you tantalize your appetite.
The First Emperor slapped the table and shouted sharply:
"Quickly talk about the solution. If you don't tell me, I will continue to beat you."
As he said that, the first emperor was about to start again, and Wu Zizhong was terrified.
"I said, I said."
[Ouch, torture is a trick. 】
"Your Majesty, I do have a solution."
(End of this chapter)
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