Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 534 Taking a Bath as Your Birthday Present

Helpless, he could only let Wu Zizhong spoil the imperial study.

"By the way, Lao Ying, just now I seem to have heard someone say that if I come back, will you kowtow to me?"

Ok?
The first emperor suddenly jumped up.

"Cough, you heard wrong."

"Really? You mean I have a problem with my ears?"

The first emperor knew that this guy was looking for trouble.

"No, take your shower, hurry up."

"Wash a hammer."

Wu Zizhong felt uncomfortable.

"I can't reach my back, come and help me rub my back."

"boom--."

Emperor Shi Huang slapped the table and stood up.

"Rub your uncle, I am the emperor, how can I give you a bath?"

Wu Zizhong was astonished, and retorted.

"Well, I won't wash it anymore, just stick to you like this."

"Am he?"

Shi Huang's eyes were red with anger.

"Come here, ask two servant girls to help Lang Zhongling take a bath."

"Hold on."

Wu Zizhong interrupted, and Shi Huang held back on the spot.

"What are you going to do?"

Wu Zizhong stood up naked.

"I'm still a virgin, just call the servant girl over like this, where do you want my face to be?"

Well, the 21st century complex.

The first emperor was also surprised.

"Yeah, it's still so small, it really doesn't fit."

Seeing that the first emperor's eyes were touching Wu Zizhong's dignity, Wu Zizhong squatted down on the spot.

"You old rascal."

"Cut, I'm not serious? Do you think you have it? I don't?"

As he spoke, he stood up helplessly and rolled up his sleeves.

"Hey, Lao Ying, what are you doing?"

Wu Zizhong panicked.

Emperor Shi Huang said:
"Don't you want me to give you a bath? I'm here."

The first emperor was also depressed and flustered, what a bad luck to have such a son.

"Come on, use a little force, behind your back, you haven't eaten the fuck."

"Bastard, what do you mean?"

As a result, in the imperial study room, these two guys became busy.

To be honest, Emperor Shihuang didn't know how to take a bath, and he was served by maids on weekdays.

Wu Zizhong was very helpless and taught him hand in hand.

As a result, the original scrubbing turned into a discussion about life.

"Hey, Lao Ying, what are you doing? That's my dignity, don't touch it."

"Shit, is such a small thing called dignity? It's useless except peeing."

me he.
Well, I'm still young, wait.

Outside the imperial study room, Wang Li heard it clearly.

"Puff——, hahaha, I laughed so hard."

"This is the price of punishing me, hahaha."

Listening to the voice in the room, Wang Li couldn't help laughing.

However, in the room.

Wu Zizhong and Shi Huang were both stunned at the same time.

"Someone?"

Afterwards, the two laughed, Wang Li was going to be in trouble.

"Ahem, let me tell you, Your Majesty, is the marriage between Wang Li and the Princess too late?"

The First Emperor was very cooperative and said:

"Ahem, from my point of view, it might as well be tonight, after all, my princess can't wait long ago."

"That's right, that guy is really unbearable."

The two started talking, and Wang Li outside felt that something was wrong.

How did it get all the way to him?

And from this posture, this princess seems to be very ugly.

"Your Majesty, why don't you just release the medicine tonight, make Wang Li faint, and let the princess torture you casually?"

"That's a good idea."

Help.

Wang Li didn't dare to listen anymore, turned around and ran away, these two guys are not human.

Shi Huangdi and Wu Zizhong looked at each other and smiled, feeling comfortable.

"Okay, son of a bitch, I'll wash it for you."

"Oh, pretty fast."

Then, the first emperor took out a new dress.

"Change it."

Wu Zizhong was not polite either.

"By the way, Lao Ying, why are you so polite today?"

The First Emperor snorted.

"You think I am willing, who the hell let you be my son?"

"I don't love you, who loves you?"

[I'll go, what you said, it seems that I have no father or mother. 】

[But my mother is really dead, but I still have a father. 】

Hearing his heartfelt voice, Shi Huangdi was also puzzled, Wu Zhiluo is your father, and so am I.

"By the way, it will be your birthday in two months. I know you won't care what I give you."

"This time taking a bath is your gift."

After the words fell, Wu Zizhong jumped up on the spot.

"Damn it, I'm always winning you bastard to plot against me."

"Hmph, I plotted against you, why? Are you coming to bite me?"

Damn grass.

Wu Zizhong took it.

[No wonder, Lao Tzu is saying that Lao Ying is so easy to talk, feelings are waiting for Lao Tzu here. 】

[You can do it, this time I admit it, don't give me a chance. 】

Hearing his heartfelt voice, Emperor Shihuang trembled with fright.

It is really difficult to serve.

After Wu Zizhong was cleaned up, his face was radiant again.

Only then did Emperor Shi Huang see it pleasing to the eye.

"Yes, this is my good son."

"Haha, that's right, Yushulin looks like Pan'an. Ten thousand words are omitted."

Emperor Shihuang's ears were callused when he heard it.

"Okay, shut up."

After ordering someone to clean up the imperial study, he said:
"By the way, what tricks have you done at the border in the past six months?"

"Huh? You don't know?"

This surprised Wu Zizhong instead, such a big move, you, the emperor, don't know?Are you cheating on ghosts?
"Should I know? You won't write a battle report after winning a battle."

The first emperor got angry when he mentioned this.

"Hey, all the people in Xianyang know about it, and I'm the last one to know about it. Do you have the nerve?"

"Ah? Cough cough, what, I forgot, forgot, hehe."

Wu Zizhong wiped off his sweat, it was indeed his mistake.

"Okay, let's talk about it, what happened."

Wu Zizhong said with a wicked smile:

"Your Majesty, don't worry, from now on, the Xiongnu will not affect Daqin, but they will have to worry about themselves."

As soon as these words came out, the first emperor's eyes lit up.

"Yo? Hurry up and tell me, hurry up and tell me clearly from the beginning."

Afterwards, Wu Zizhong began to explain.

The first emperor was a little frightened at first.

This guy put down the rebellion all by himself.

Not only that, but wiped out 10 Xiongnu troops.

That's all, and later they were wiped out with Zha Model Hard Steel.

Hearing that, the first emperor's blood was boiling.

But the farther to the back, the first emperor's face became darker and darker.

"Ahem, Lang Zhongling, you are shameless, if you get that thing out, would the Huns dare to fight?"

"You're clearly bullying people."

But Wu Zizhong said with a serious face:

"Why do you call it bullying? If they have the ability, they will do it."

"What's the matter? You don't want to? That's fine, tomorrow, I'll let someone blow that thing up."

"Don't, grandpa."

Emperor Shihuang was in a hurry and immediately stopped him. This guy did what he said.

"Keep that stuff, keep it."

The First Emperor felt his sweat.

"In this way, the northern side of Great Qin is considered stable."

At the same time, the first emperor also mourned for the Huns.

You old Shanyu doesn't support him sooner or later, but you want to support this bastard when he is at the border.

Didn't you stick out your head and take the initiative to be knifed?

What kind of person Wu Zizhong was, the first emperor knew best.

"Ahem, so you are planning to use the model to completely control the Xiongnu?"

"Of course, Your Majesty, the Xiongnu grassland is fertile."

Speaking of this, Wu Zizhong said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, you don't know yet, I have already robbed a lot of cattle, sheep and horses from the Xiongnu, and now they are raising them in Xianbei Mountain."

shit.

The first emperor was shocked.

"You are treating the Huns as your back garden."

The first emperor didn't dare to think about it anymore. The Daqin soldiers on the border have not been thoroughly trained yet, once the training is completed.

So what hope do the Huns have?He could only become Wu Zizhong's slave.

"Your Majesty, this metaphor is very appropriate. You can also go and see it when the time comes."

"That's a must, I must go and see."

(End of this chapter)