Daqin's voice was stolen by Yingzheng at the beginning

Chapter 14 Your Majesty, Your Feet Smelly

Chapter 14 Your Majesty, Your Feet Smelly
This time, Wu Zizhong once again made up a story about cultivating immortals.

The first emperor was mesmerized when he heard it, and thought to himself:
"This kid can do it, but he can't. I have to get this kid's secret method of longevity."

The first emperor listened to Wu Zizhong's explanation, and he could live another 2000 years if he cultivated to Yuanying.

Wouldn't it be longer if it came to the Tribulation Transcendence period or the Mahayana period?
Wu Zizhong didn't know, just because he made it up, it turned out to be more determined for the first emperor to seek the path of eternal life.

In the end, no accident, Wu Zizhong vomited again.

The team was broken and had no choice but to stop.

Repeatedly like this, stop and go along the way, it is almost dark.

"Come on, how far have we walked?"

"Your Majesty, we, we have traveled less than half a day."

The first emperor was stunned.

"In one day, you only traveled less than fifty miles?"

Emperor Shihuang was very uncomfortable, but he had no choice but to rest.

"Damn Lang Zhongling, you caused me to delay so much time, no, I'll leave my dinner to you."

At night, the wind was cold and bleak, and after a simple meal, he began to fall asleep.

The first emperor was very warm in the carriage covered with a quilt.

The other followers were outside, but they were used to it.

But Wu Zizhong can't do it.

"It's so cold, what the hell is this, my god."

I was shaking all over, but I couldn't sleep.

"No, if this continues, I'll catch a cold, and I'll be finished by then."

At that time in Daqin, it could be said that the cold could not be cured, and it could only be resisted by the body.

"No, I can't die here, damn Shi Huangdi, how the hell are you sleeping comfortably, no, I want to go in too."

As he spoke, Wu Zizhong's trembling body came towards Shihuang's carriage.

"Stop, Lang Zhongling, His Majesty has rested, please don't disturb me."

"I don't know, get out of the way quickly, the young master wants to go in."

"No, if you disturb His Majesty's rest, be careful not to fall to the ground."

Seeing the other party showing his weapon, Wu Zizhong was stunned.

"Look, what's that?"

"Ah? Where?"

The attendant turned his head, and Wu Zizhong seized the opportunity to climb directly into the carriage.

"Wow, it's comfortable in the carriage."

Wu Zizhong was also not polite, and directly turned into Shi Huang's bed.

"Huh? What's going on? What?"

The first emperor was awakened, and when he lifted the quilt, he was out of breath.

"Lang Zhongling, what are you doing? You ran into my bed."

"Don't push me, I'm too cold, let me sleep for a while?"

The first emperor was confused, two men were in the same bed, who could bear it?
Even if there is that special feeling.

"Lang Zhongling, go out, you come in, where do I sleep?"

"Sleep together. If you're not used to it, you can go wherever you like. I won't go anyway."

What about me?

"Get up, get up for me, you are not my concubine, get up quickly, this is mine."

"I'm your grandson, you are my ancestor, okay, I'm going to die of cold, let me sleep for a while."

The first emperor was so angry that he wished he could slap Wu Zizhong to death.

"Your Majesty, atonement, Lang Zhongling, come out quickly, that is His Majesty's rest carriage."

Emperor Shi Huang was angry:

"How did you guard it? Such a big living person has come in, waste."

As soon as these words came out, the entourage immediately knelt down in fright:

"Your Majesty, I deserve ten thousand deaths for my crimes."

"roll--."

The first emperor was so angry, but Wu Zizhong was even more energetic.

"Go, move a little over there, make room for me, such a big carriage."

"Bastard, this is my carriage, under the couch, how can you allow others to snore?"

"It's okay, move it, hurry up."

As a result, the first emperor compromised.

"Lang Zhongling, you did it on purpose."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty is absolutely not."

[That's right, I did it on purpose, who the hell let you step on my hand, who the hell asked you to give me a problem?deserve it. 】

What about me, you can do it, you are amazing.

"Don't move, hurry up and rest, you have to hurry tomorrow."

The First Emperor panicked.

Outside, at this moment these followers could not sleep.

"Elder-in-law, what's going on? How can Your Majesty let a man enter his resting place?"

"Hush, talk too much, what if His Majesty likes it?"

My god, everyone got goosebumps when they heard it.

"Could it be that Your Majesty is as good as Long Yang?"

"Shut up, is it something we can discuss about His Majesty? Take a break now."

Although it was said so, everyone knew at this moment that Emperor Shi Huang had a hobby of Long Yang.

In this way, it will work, why Wu Zizhong offended the first emperor many times, but was not punished or beheaded.

"It turns out that His Majesty really fell in love with Wu Zizhong, ha ha."

In the early morning, the system's voice sounded in Wu Zizhong's mind on time.

"Ding——, congratulations to the host, the time has come, you can sign in."

"Sign in, I've been waiting for a long time."

"Ding——, congratulations to the host, you have successfully signed in in the wild, and you have obtained the Zhuge Liannu."

Throwing stuff, Zhuge Liannu?
Wu Zizhong was shocked, this thing was known as a sharp weapon in the Three Kingdoms period.

A continuous crossbow can fire several crossbow arrows in succession.

But it seems that the things that the system signs in are a little different.

"Zhuge Liannu: It can fire ten bolts continuously, with an effective range of 200 meters."

Looking at the large number of crossbow arrows in the system space, it must have been close to a hundred at least.

"Hey, in this way, if anyone dares to provoke me, just give him an arrow."

Wu Zizhong was feeling comfortable when suddenly Emperor Shi Huang kicked him over:
"It's late at night, I still don't sleep, it's so noisy."

"I see."

Wu Zizhong immediately put on the quilt.

[I'm going, Emperor Shihuang's feet smell so bad, I'm going to vomit. 】

What?The bastard actually said my feet stink?Hmph, then let me smell enough.

The First Emperor directly put his foot on Wu Zizhong's face.

"Damn it, it stinks."

Wu Zizhong began to struggle.

Seeing the shaking of the carriage, the followers outside were stunned.

"Could it be that His Majesty has already started to vent?"

Everyone guessed one by one.

Wu Zizhong in the carriage couldn't bear it.

Xun immediately ran out of the carriage and vomited it out.

But this scene was a little different in the eyes of the followers.

"So fast? And in the mouth? My god, His Majesty really likes this mouthful."

The entourage got goosebumps all over when they saw it.

But neither Shihuang nor Wu Zizhong knew about all this.

(End of this chapter)

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