Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 324 Famous Director Li Yuanying
Li Er patted his fourth brother Li Yuanba on the shoulder and explained: "In the fifth year of Jin Yongjia, the former Zhao Liu Cong captured Sima Chi, Emperor Huai of Jin, and the imperial seal returned to the former Zhao. 19 years later, the later Zhao Shi strangled the former Zhao and got the imperial seal. Even more ingenious, On the right side, engrave 'Heavenly Stone'."

After listening, Li Yuanba sneered and said: "Bah! What is the fate of the Shi family? In the end, the country is still subjugated? If there is really a destiny, this stone bump can really suppress the fate of the country, then since the Qin Dynasty, the country will be safe and peaceful for a long time. Yes, for hundreds of years now, changing dynasties seems to be more frequent than having children.

Second brother, in my opinion, this Laoshizi jade seal must be an ominous thing, so it's better to throw it away. "

Poof... Li Yuanying vomited blood again, dumbfounded.But Li Er was stunned by the words of the fourth brother, and the joy of getting the jade seal just now was gone, as if someone had poured a basin of cold water, and he was enlightened and instantly sober.

After a long time, Li Er hugged Li Yuanba and said sincerely: "Fourth brother does not need to be deceived by foreign things such as fame and fortune. The heart of a child is hard to find in the world. A word of warning is really enlightening! Thank you for your reminder, brother, I was almost killed." This thing lost its mind."

"Second brother, I also have the heart of a child. I got this thing and sent it to you non-stop, but you didn't even have a reward..." Li Yuanying joked next to him.

"Damn! Goro, don't be shy. Anyone in the world can say that you are innocent, but you can't. You are a greedy, lustful, lazy slob." Li Er scolded his head and face, and Li Yuanying pretended to be wronged, but he was actually seen through guilty conscience.

Seeing him like this, Li Er changed the subject and jokingly asked: "Hehe, it's not for my brother's instigation, but I don't know what to reward. In terms of money, you are richer than the treasury. In terms of official position, you are already the king of Qin in the Tang Dynasty." , All the soldiers and horses in the world are under your control, and the next step is the throne, how about we change? You come here, and I will go to your tavern to rest?"

Li Yuanying shook his head: "No, you want to trick me into working for you again? I don't even want to pay for you. The person who sits in this seat is either a drunken fool who has been scolded as a fool all his life, or he has worked hard. A lifetime of hard work.

How nice of me to be my Xiaoyao King of Qin?There is no shortage of status and wealth, and she walks around the world, and she can bully girls and bully girls at any time, tsk tsk, even though she is in the world, she is better than a god. "

Li Yuanba reminded in a low voice: "Fifth Brother, I'm wrong, I'm bullying men and women!"

Li Yuanying stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, no, I'm not good at being a bully."

ah?Man, Feng... Li Yuanba smacked it, poof...I really want to vomit blood, Goro is too shameless.

Li Er gave a big white eye, and was full of jealousy. Hearing what this guy said, why did he feel that the jade seal in his hand was hot and not so fragrant?

"Okay, since the fifth brother likes this, then I will know how to reward you as a brother. Later, I will use the Jade Seal of Chuanguo to seal my first imperial edict of the Tang Dynasty-the King Qin's beauty pageant order, and I will choose ten stunning beauties for you Come here to fill in the house. By the way, do you want something from a foreign country? Sometimes it’s good to have a change of taste, as a brother, you can send a message to the countries of the Western Regions..."

Stop it, stop it, stop it!I don't want the reward anymore, Yuxi, you can keep it and play slowly, I have to say goodbye beforehand...

Li Yuanying held down Li Er as if begging for mercy. He had no doubt that the other party could do what he said, because there are too many women in the world who want to marry into the Qin Palace. It can't be squeezed even if it is disassembled.

"Hey, second brother, fifth brother, stop making trouble. Then how do you fix this jade seal? When I came here, I saw that the guards outside were on guard." Li Yuanba stopped the two people who were fighting.

Li Er looked at Li Yuanying, meaning that you have a lot of ideas and you arrange it, so you must not just announce the end of the matter in a mediocre manner, right?

"Wu Lang, how about choosing an auspicious day..." Li Er tentatively asked.

"Hahahaha, it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. They say that I am a god, so I will be the god. I say today is an auspicious day, a day of auspiciousness!" Li Yuanying laughed unceremoniously.

Then Li Yuanba pointed to the sky, picked up the inkstone from the emperor's imperial case and handed it to Li Yuanba, "There must be some disturbance. Fourth brother, look at the top of the second brother's table and punch a hole in the roof. Then we can open the door and announce to the world, saying that God blesses the Tang Dynasty, lowered the Jade Seal, an artifact of the township, and smashed it through the Tai Chi Hall, and landed on the emperor's desk, tsk tsk...Second brother, how is this momentum? No less than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang back then Do you have books in the belly of a fish?"

Li Er clapped his hands and praised, "Okay, very good, I like you, Goro, I really have you. Fourth, it's up to you, let's make more noise."

Li Yuanba asked puzzledly: "Second brother, didn't you agree just now, this stone bump is ominous, why..."

"Hahahaha, knowing it is ominous, wouldn't it be better if we use it reasonably and turn it into auspiciousness? The prosperity of the Tang Dynasty for thousands of years does not depend on this stone, but on the hard work of our generations. But now, we need to let the people of the world know that the heavens are on the side of my Tang Dynasty Li family, so that the people of the world will heartily support them. Fourth brother, you will understand slowly, hurry up and work now." Li Second, explain it roughly.

Li Yuanba hesitated as he looked at the inkstone in his hand, "It's too small to handle. If I had said earlier, I'd go and bring the golden hammer."

Pfft... golden hammer?
Li Yuanying couldn't help laughing and said: "Fourth brother, just to make a hole, I'm not teaching you to demolish the house. How can the Tai Chi Hall stand up to your golden hammer?"

"Hey, isn't it just a hole? What kind of inkstone do you use? It's black and has ink on it. Let people see the flaws later. Second brother and fifth brother, stand far away, I can fly on the beam with my bare hands. "Li Yuanba dropped the inkstone, and climbed onto the roof of the Tai Chi Hall with a few vertical leaps.

Farther, farther...

Li Yuanying couldn't help covering her eyes, thinking how could it be like Monkey King breaking the Five Elements Mountain?
There was a bang and a loud bang, and a big hole appeared on the roof of the Tai Chi Hall. After a few breaths, many pieces of wood and tiles fell and landed on the emperor's imperial case, making a mess. If the imperial case was not strong, it might be It has long been smashed.

Greeting the fourth brother to come down, Li Yuanying took the jade seal from Li's second hand, walked over and threw the jade seal on the ruins of the table case, clapped his hands, and finished the work...

Li Er kept smiling throughout the whole process, suppressing his nervousness and excitement, and watched the two younger brothers work quietly. When Li Yuanying walked to the bottom of the hole, the light fell on him, adding the Tyndall effect all around him for a moment. , reflected him like a fairy walking in the mortal world, and Li Er was stunned.

Li Yuanba murmured in a strange way: "Fifth brother really seems to be a fairy descending to earth!"

Li Er came back to his senses, looked at the fifth younger brother, looked at the fourth younger brother, his eyes were slightly moist and said: "How lucky I am, the two younger brothers, one literary and one military, are fully assisting..."

"Hehe, why don't you, second brother, be destined by destiny?" Li Yuanying said half jokingly and half approvingly.

Such a big movement attracted nervous onlookers from all the guards around the Tai Chi Hall, and then saw Lao Gao, the servant, rushing over with a group of guards.Hearing the movement, Li Yuanying strode over, opened the door of the palace and stepped out, shouting to the guards: "God bless the Tang Dynasty, lower down the magical artifact of the kingdom - Chuanguo Yuxi, on the emperor's desk! Datang Wannian!"

What? ? ?Everyone was stunned, and then the servant Gao Gao was the first to react, and took the lead in shouting, Great Tang Wannian!
Not long after, all civil and military officials came to check in a panic because of the movement in Tai Chi Hall. It just so happened that everyone should witness the miracle together.

After finishing everything, Li Yuanying was very satisfied with the big drama he directed today, and waved to summon the waiter Gao, "Let's go, take me back to the tavern, I'm exhausted."

The servant Lao Gao personally drove the escort, and personally helped Li Yuanying back to the study at the entrance of the tavern. When he was about to leave, Lao Gao couldn't help but turned around and kowtowed respectfully to Li Yuanying.

"Old Gao, what are you doing? Do you need me?" Li Yuanying asked in confusion.

(End of this chapter)