Datang Almighty Dad
Chapter 269 The Unlucky House 2
Chapter 269 The Unlucky Room Two
"Shut up, don't interfere with our discussion!" Xiao Doudou and Li Yuanba shouted in unison.
It's over... It seems that I have to confess to being in Chang'an today. I would have known that I would not have come out with my father. It would be great if I stayed in Lingnan honestly!Feng Zhidai wanted to cry at this time but had no tears.
A new round of fighting started again, the onlookers, except for Fang Yiai and Yu Wencheng, were all in mourning, everyone came with missions, who is in the mood to watch the competition?
The old servant Wang walked up to Xu Jingzong and asked, "Xu Changshi is also here to watch the battle?"
Xu Jingzong saluted slightly: "I have seen the servant of the king, how can I be in the mood to watch the battle? The prince is unwell and it is inconvenient to go out. I came to invite the little princess home in the name of the concubine, but I did not expect to encounter such a situation. He is a peerless master, a certain Xu Jie scholar, who dares to move, dare not speak, I don't know what to do...By the way, isn't the king's servant accompanying the Supreme Emperor? Why do you have time to come to this garden of beasts today? ?”
Hi... sympathy!
Needless to say, with just one look, Xu Jingzong immediately understood that it was all a mission!It seems that Geng Guogong Feng An has a lot of face, for his son, he was able to invite the Supreme Emperor to come forward, which is unusual.
Seeing the worry on the servant's old Wang's face, Xu Jingzong comforted him and said, "Don't worry too much about the servant. Although the little princess likes to play around, she has a sense of proportion after all. You see, the son of the Feng family is being thrown back and forth by the elephants." Go, but the whole person is more like playing a game, there is no trace of injury, and when the battle is over, we should be able to exchange business."
The old servant Wang sighed, "A mission? How can it be so easy? I have ordered to bring Feng Shizi back home safe and sound. Now it seems that this scolding will not go away."
Xu Jingzong also smiled wryly: "The princess asked me to tell the little princess that if she dared to disobey and disobedient, she would eat fried meat on bamboo boards, but how could I really dare to reply to the princess truthfully? Hey..."
Well, with a long sigh, the two looked at each other silently, and a sense of sympathy for each other gradually permeated. It is not easy to work for the royal family.
"Don't fight, don't fight, what kind of ghost boxing technique is this? It seems to be created specifically for my natural divine power. This Wulang, when I see him later, I will definitely torture him." Li Yuanba complained extremely furiously.
When Xiao Doudou heard this, he immediately became unhappy. Rubbing his small fists, he asked threateningly with a playful smile: "Uncle Si, I didn't understand what you said just now. You seem to be bullying my father?"
"Ahem, Doudou, you heard it wrong. I mean, go back and ask your father carefully why you kept such a powerful boxing technique. It should have been handed over to me long ago." Li Yuanba changed his words quickly.
"Oh, that's it, hey, I thought you said you were going to get rid of my father, such a fun thing, you should take me with you, it's a pity..." Xiao DouDou whispered.
Pfft... Li Yuanba slipped his feet, thinking that the little guy wanted to protect his own father, but he didn't expect that the fifth brother's little padded jacket was leaking, and he was more interested in partnering to cheat his father?In the future, I must not be able to have a daughter, it is unreliable.
After thinking about it, he suddenly felt that someone was pulling his clothes. Li Yuanba came back to his senses, and then he heard it in his ear. It was the newlywed wife who asked himself, "Husband, didn't you say that this boxing technique is a family martial art? won't it?"
I... Li Yuanba held back for a long time, and argued with a blushing face: "It's her family's heirloom, not my old Li's ancestry. Maybe it was created by the fifth younger brother."
"Ah? Isn't it rumored that His Royal Highness King Qin doesn't know martial arts?" Concubine Zhao covered her mouth in surprise.
"Yes, he doesn't know martial arts, but who said that if he doesn't know martial arts, he can't create martial arts?"
... What the hell is this?Don't you blush even when you speak strong words?
Here Lao Wang took the initiative to go forward, approached Xiao Dou Dou and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Your Royal Highness, you can monopolize two peerless masters today, and you are already the number one master in my Tang Dynasty."
"Really? Aren't I amazing? Hehe, Uncle Si, Uncle Tie, did you hear me? I am number one in the world!" Xiao Doudou was very happy.
Li Yuanba was still in embarrassment, too lazy to speak, Yu Wencheng waved his hands impatiently and said: "I heard it, I heard it, you are number one in the world, number one in the world! So what? You are still our apprentice!"
Little Doudou is not stupid, knowing that friendship is the first priority, he hurriedly comforted the two masters and said, "That's right, it's all taught well by Uncle Tie and Fourth Uncle, the better Doudou is, the more face the two uncles will have, right? Hehe Hee, let's go back to the tavern later, I'll treat the two uncles to drink."
drink wine?
Li Yuanba was stunned for a moment, then nodded in satisfaction, and praised with a smile: "Finally, I didn't love you in vain, Yiai, your master is not at home, and you come to cook with the spoon. You can't do without good wine but good food."
Yu Wencheng interrupted and said: "Wait, Doudou, you dare to steal your father's wine to drink?"
Xiao Doudou giggled and said: "Didn't Uncle Xu just say that Daddy was drunk, hehe, brother Fang stole it once yesterday, Daddy already knew about it, before he went to count the number, let's go again today , all of them were stolen by Brother Fang."
puff……
Fang Er immediately vomited blood, "Junior Sister, can you not do this? Master will beat me to death, one altar and two altars are fine, but if I lose too much, brother, I can't stand it!"
Yu Wencheng gave Fang Yi'ai a hard look, "Fang Er, you bastard, you are not as filial as your junior sister, you only remember your master, and forget that the two senior uncles taught you martial arts? Just two altars of wine and you are not as filial as you are." Feeling so distressed, that's all, this apprentice, don't mind..."
"I...Uncle, I didn't say I don't want to, then, just two altars, don't take too much, Master will find out if you have too much." Fang Er humbly admitted this future debt.
The servant Lao Wang has already stepped forward and explained the purpose of coming to the little princess. Xiao Doudou is very reasonable and ordered him to be released, but Feng Shizi was released and unable to walk. Lao Wang drove a carriage to escort Xiao Doudou and Feng Zhidai A carriage rushed to the mahjong parlor.
However, Fang Yiai was arrested by two unscrupulous uncles and taken to the tavern. While serving as the cook, she also had to take the blame for stealing the wine.
When he arrived at the entrance of the mahjong parlor, Xiao DouDou jumped out of the carriage as if fleeing, breathed a few times, and took a breath of fresh air, "Oh, my mother, this big dude is so good at vomiting, the inside of the carriage is full of sour smell. Smell, there is no room for people to sit!"
ah?The waiter Lao Wang hurriedly opened the curtain, exhaling...a sour smell, directly rushed Lao Wang down, resisting the burning eyes, Lao Wang quickly grabbed Feng Zhidai who was sluggish.
He waved his hand and greeted the boy in the mahjong hall, "Hurry up, hurry up, pull away the carriage, don't wash it, just burn it, burn it, burn it clean!"
After tidying up Feng Zhidai's clothes and seeing that he no longer vomited, Lao Wang helped him up to the third floor.
"Grandpa, I heard you were looking for me? Hehe, I just miss Grandpa too!" As soon as the door opened, Xiao Doudou threw herself into Old Li Yuan's arms and acted coquettishly.
Old Li Yuan said dotingly: "Okay, okay, just sit in Grandpa's arms and don't make trouble. Let's see how Grandpa won this card."
Here Feng Zhidai didn't recognize the other people present, so he could only walk up to his father Feng An, and said in a crying voice: "Father, the child is homesick, let's go back to Lingnan!"
Feng An concentrated on studying the cards in his hand, all his heart was on the mahjong table, as if he didn't hear his son's complaints, Feng Zhidai was heartbroken, the grievance burst out in his chest, and he wailed directly: "Daddy, the child was beaten... ..."
"Don't talk, wait until I finish playing this hand, I'll listen to it right away!" Feng An touched the cards in his hand and said perfunctory absent-mindedly.
Pfft... Feng Zhidai passed out immediately!Before falling to the ground, there was only one doubt left in my heart, it's over, this is definitely not my real father.
(End of this chapter)
"Shut up, don't interfere with our discussion!" Xiao Doudou and Li Yuanba shouted in unison.
It's over... It seems that I have to confess to being in Chang'an today. I would have known that I would not have come out with my father. It would be great if I stayed in Lingnan honestly!Feng Zhidai wanted to cry at this time but had no tears.
A new round of fighting started again, the onlookers, except for Fang Yiai and Yu Wencheng, were all in mourning, everyone came with missions, who is in the mood to watch the competition?
The old servant Wang walked up to Xu Jingzong and asked, "Xu Changshi is also here to watch the battle?"
Xu Jingzong saluted slightly: "I have seen the servant of the king, how can I be in the mood to watch the battle? The prince is unwell and it is inconvenient to go out. I came to invite the little princess home in the name of the concubine, but I did not expect to encounter such a situation. He is a peerless master, a certain Xu Jie scholar, who dares to move, dare not speak, I don't know what to do...By the way, isn't the king's servant accompanying the Supreme Emperor? Why do you have time to come to this garden of beasts today? ?”
Hi... sympathy!
Needless to say, with just one look, Xu Jingzong immediately understood that it was all a mission!It seems that Geng Guogong Feng An has a lot of face, for his son, he was able to invite the Supreme Emperor to come forward, which is unusual.
Seeing the worry on the servant's old Wang's face, Xu Jingzong comforted him and said, "Don't worry too much about the servant. Although the little princess likes to play around, she has a sense of proportion after all. You see, the son of the Feng family is being thrown back and forth by the elephants." Go, but the whole person is more like playing a game, there is no trace of injury, and when the battle is over, we should be able to exchange business."
The old servant Wang sighed, "A mission? How can it be so easy? I have ordered to bring Feng Shizi back home safe and sound. Now it seems that this scolding will not go away."
Xu Jingzong also smiled wryly: "The princess asked me to tell the little princess that if she dared to disobey and disobedient, she would eat fried meat on bamboo boards, but how could I really dare to reply to the princess truthfully? Hey..."
Well, with a long sigh, the two looked at each other silently, and a sense of sympathy for each other gradually permeated. It is not easy to work for the royal family.
"Don't fight, don't fight, what kind of ghost boxing technique is this? It seems to be created specifically for my natural divine power. This Wulang, when I see him later, I will definitely torture him." Li Yuanba complained extremely furiously.
When Xiao Doudou heard this, he immediately became unhappy. Rubbing his small fists, he asked threateningly with a playful smile: "Uncle Si, I didn't understand what you said just now. You seem to be bullying my father?"
"Ahem, Doudou, you heard it wrong. I mean, go back and ask your father carefully why you kept such a powerful boxing technique. It should have been handed over to me long ago." Li Yuanba changed his words quickly.
"Oh, that's it, hey, I thought you said you were going to get rid of my father, such a fun thing, you should take me with you, it's a pity..." Xiao DouDou whispered.
Pfft... Li Yuanba slipped his feet, thinking that the little guy wanted to protect his own father, but he didn't expect that the fifth brother's little padded jacket was leaking, and he was more interested in partnering to cheat his father?In the future, I must not be able to have a daughter, it is unreliable.
After thinking about it, he suddenly felt that someone was pulling his clothes. Li Yuanba came back to his senses, and then he heard it in his ear. It was the newlywed wife who asked himself, "Husband, didn't you say that this boxing technique is a family martial art? won't it?"
I... Li Yuanba held back for a long time, and argued with a blushing face: "It's her family's heirloom, not my old Li's ancestry. Maybe it was created by the fifth younger brother."
"Ah? Isn't it rumored that His Royal Highness King Qin doesn't know martial arts?" Concubine Zhao covered her mouth in surprise.
"Yes, he doesn't know martial arts, but who said that if he doesn't know martial arts, he can't create martial arts?"
... What the hell is this?Don't you blush even when you speak strong words?
Here Lao Wang took the initiative to go forward, approached Xiao Dou Dou and said with a smile: "Congratulations, Your Royal Highness, you can monopolize two peerless masters today, and you are already the number one master in my Tang Dynasty."
"Really? Aren't I amazing? Hehe, Uncle Si, Uncle Tie, did you hear me? I am number one in the world!" Xiao Doudou was very happy.
Li Yuanba was still in embarrassment, too lazy to speak, Yu Wencheng waved his hands impatiently and said: "I heard it, I heard it, you are number one in the world, number one in the world! So what? You are still our apprentice!"
Little Doudou is not stupid, knowing that friendship is the first priority, he hurriedly comforted the two masters and said, "That's right, it's all taught well by Uncle Tie and Fourth Uncle, the better Doudou is, the more face the two uncles will have, right? Hehe Hee, let's go back to the tavern later, I'll treat the two uncles to drink."
drink wine?
Li Yuanba was stunned for a moment, then nodded in satisfaction, and praised with a smile: "Finally, I didn't love you in vain, Yiai, your master is not at home, and you come to cook with the spoon. You can't do without good wine but good food."
Yu Wencheng interrupted and said: "Wait, Doudou, you dare to steal your father's wine to drink?"
Xiao Doudou giggled and said: "Didn't Uncle Xu just say that Daddy was drunk, hehe, brother Fang stole it once yesterday, Daddy already knew about it, before he went to count the number, let's go again today , all of them were stolen by Brother Fang."
puff……
Fang Er immediately vomited blood, "Junior Sister, can you not do this? Master will beat me to death, one altar and two altars are fine, but if I lose too much, brother, I can't stand it!"
Yu Wencheng gave Fang Yi'ai a hard look, "Fang Er, you bastard, you are not as filial as your junior sister, you only remember your master, and forget that the two senior uncles taught you martial arts? Just two altars of wine and you are not as filial as you are." Feeling so distressed, that's all, this apprentice, don't mind..."
"I...Uncle, I didn't say I don't want to, then, just two altars, don't take too much, Master will find out if you have too much." Fang Er humbly admitted this future debt.
The servant Lao Wang has already stepped forward and explained the purpose of coming to the little princess. Xiao Doudou is very reasonable and ordered him to be released, but Feng Shizi was released and unable to walk. Lao Wang drove a carriage to escort Xiao Doudou and Feng Zhidai A carriage rushed to the mahjong parlor.
However, Fang Yiai was arrested by two unscrupulous uncles and taken to the tavern. While serving as the cook, she also had to take the blame for stealing the wine.
When he arrived at the entrance of the mahjong parlor, Xiao DouDou jumped out of the carriage as if fleeing, breathed a few times, and took a breath of fresh air, "Oh, my mother, this big dude is so good at vomiting, the inside of the carriage is full of sour smell. Smell, there is no room for people to sit!"
ah?The waiter Lao Wang hurriedly opened the curtain, exhaling...a sour smell, directly rushed Lao Wang down, resisting the burning eyes, Lao Wang quickly grabbed Feng Zhidai who was sluggish.
He waved his hand and greeted the boy in the mahjong hall, "Hurry up, hurry up, pull away the carriage, don't wash it, just burn it, burn it, burn it clean!"
After tidying up Feng Zhidai's clothes and seeing that he no longer vomited, Lao Wang helped him up to the third floor.
"Grandpa, I heard you were looking for me? Hehe, I just miss Grandpa too!" As soon as the door opened, Xiao Doudou threw herself into Old Li Yuan's arms and acted coquettishly.
Old Li Yuan said dotingly: "Okay, okay, just sit in Grandpa's arms and don't make trouble. Let's see how Grandpa won this card."
Here Feng Zhidai didn't recognize the other people present, so he could only walk up to his father Feng An, and said in a crying voice: "Father, the child is homesick, let's go back to Lingnan!"
Feng An concentrated on studying the cards in his hand, all his heart was on the mahjong table, as if he didn't hear his son's complaints, Feng Zhidai was heartbroken, the grievance burst out in his chest, and he wailed directly: "Daddy, the child was beaten... ..."
"Don't talk, wait until I finish playing this hand, I'll listen to it right away!" Feng An touched the cards in his hand and said perfunctory absent-mindedly.
Pfft... Feng Zhidai passed out immediately!Before falling to the ground, there was only one doubt left in my heart, it's over, this is definitely not my real father.
(End of this chapter)
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