Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 266
In the elephant group area of ​​the Hundred Beasts Garden, a bearded man is enthusiastically distributing food, and he greets while distributing: "Come and come, don't grab everything, you will have strength after eating and drinking, but you have to make it clear, Old Cheng, I'm not buying people's hearts, no, I'm buying Xiangxin, I just came to visit you brothers, in the words of the little princess, it's called... yes, to cultivate feelings!
In the entire Chang'an city, apart from the little princess, Lao Cheng is definitely the one who has the most affection for everyone like the old brothers, not one of them, and that black-faced guy can't compare to me. "

Carrying Feng Zhidai on his shoulders, he followed Fang Er behind Xiao Doudou. From a distance, he saw all the elephants gathered together, and there seemed to be someone spreading food in the middle. When he got closer, hey, isn't this General Cheng?What is he doing?
Xiao Doudou understood everything at a glance, and warmly came forward to say hello, "Uncle Big Beard, you're here to develop relationships with the elephants again! How's it going? Is there anyone willing to be your mount?"

"Ah! The little princess is here, just wait a moment, the feeding will be over soon."

Old Cheng tidied up the mess on his body, and then he walked out of the herd, and said with a simple and honest face: "You can't call it a mount, but a combat partner. Didn't you say it? If we fight again in the future, if I You must be very powerful if you can lead a group of elephants and cavalry to charge forward, so there is no rush for such a big matter, and the relationship needs to be cultivated..."

Feng Zhidai, who was carried by Fang Er, couldn't help complaining after hearing this: "Senior, have you been deceived? This elephant eats grass and is docile, it is impossible to use it as a mount to fight. Besides, all It’s because animals don’t understand human nature, do you still expect them to understand human speech and develop feelings?”

Fang Er slapped him, "Shut up, you ignorant fellow!"

Cheng Yaojin was not happy when he heard it, but when he saw that the other party was being carried with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he couldn't help laughing, "Who is this kid? Where did he come from!"

"Hey, he's just a big dude who dares to take my money, so I brought him here to play." Xiao Doudou hurriedly covered it up.

But Fang Er blurted out, "He is the son of Lingnan who just came to Chang'an."

"Pfft... Feng An's son? How did he become like this? Could it be, the little princess, you beat him up?" Old Cheng was a little surprised.

Xiao Doudou snorted softly, "That's what he should beat! Besides, I've beaten the prince brother, let alone his father is just a prince..."

"Ahem...that's right, I'm afraid there is no one in the world who you, a girl, dare not beat up. Okay, I haven't seen anything about the matter between your children. It's time to go!" Cheng Yaojin raised his legs to go, but stopped after a few steps, thinking of something, "By the way, little princess, I can't understand what these elephant brothers are talking, every time I come to feed them, They are all screaming non-stop. Can you ask them for Uncle, when will this relationship be cultivated?"

Xiao Doudou giggled, nodded in response, and began to communicate with the elephant.

Feng Zhidai has already broken the jar, thinking that he fell into the hands of these two guys today, he will not be able to escape if he swings, he will die anyway, if begging for mercy is useless, then he will not beg for mercy, he must not lose his backbone.

"Hmph, what are you pretending to do? Act like you can understand elephants..."

Fang Er mocked: "Boy, open your eyes and take a good look, there are many things in this world that you don't know!"

Sure enough, Xiao Doudou listened to the confidant of the elephants, frowning and laughing one after another, having a great chat, but anxious to the old Cheng next to him.

After a long time, the two sides finally communicated, Xiao Doudou didn't hold back, and told Cheng Yaojin directly: "Uncle Big Beard, they said they won't go with you."

Pfft... what?Why?Obviously when I feed them delicious food, they are very active and enthusiastic!Old Cheng was dumbfounded, he had finished speaking, and his two months of hard work were wasted.

"Hey, it's your fault, did you choose Erhua to be your mount?" Xiao Doudou pointed to one of the elephants and asked.

Lao Cheng glanced at it, nodded and said, "I think this elephant is huge and docile, and walks most steadily. It should be a good seed for the leader."

"No big bearded uncle, this is the wife of the head of the elephant herd, who is responsible for giving birth to the baby elephants. You can't choose the female elephant for the mount. If you want to lead an elephant cavalry army, you'd better choose the head of the elephant herd, that's the one The leader." Xiao Doudou pointed to one of the ugly ones and said.

ah?Is that the leader?Can't see it!Cheng Yaojin wants to cry but has no tears. In the past two months, he has given gifts to the wrong person?No, I sent the wrong elephant!

"What should I do? By the way, little princess, right, aren't you known as the king of all beasts? Tell the bearded uncle a favor, and tell the leader that you will be my combat partner, and I will take him with you in the future." You must take good care of those who are popular and drink hot food!" After finishing speaking, he still whispered a few words, obviously this old Cheng is a good person, and he knows how to promise benefits to the little guy, so he can ask for help.

Xiao Doudou nodded, and went back to the elephant herd to communicate.

It's not long this time, and I'll be back soon, "Uncle Big Beard, they asked you, if they leave with you, will you not come to deliver food in the future?"

Fang Er was surprised: "This group of elephants are so smart, and they know how to guard against a one-shot deal!"

Cheng Yaojin patted Fang Er on the back of the head and said with a smile: "That's right, these elephant brothers are smart, just like you kid, they look honest and stupid, but in fact they are full of heart, and they look extremely bluffing on the outside."

After speaking, he walked towards the leader of the elephant herd, and shouted with a serious expression: "Brother Xiang, don't worry, as long as we become combat partners, that is a brotherly relationship. How can we not come in the future? It will only be worse than before. Alright, take better care of your little one. Tell it, little princess, that we will fight side by side in the future, and I, Old Cheng, can ask him for help."

Pfft... Fang Er couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.I thought that this Uncle Cheng could be said to be the number one unreliable military general in the Tang Dynasty, who has ever seen a group of elephants worshiping him?Don't make people laugh if it spreads!
A joke is a joke, but a few years later on the battlefield, the final result made everyone envy the Great Tang incarnate devil, saying that he was lucky enough to subdue a group of loyal elephant cavalry. I worked hard with my heart.

Xiao Doudou truthfully helped to translate, and also helped to say a lot of good things. Finally, with her help, the leader of the elephant herd stepped out, put down the trunk, and signaled Lao Cheng to climb up along the way.The meaning is obvious, admitting to be his mount, and going out to fight with him in the future.

Old Cheng was as happy as a child, he greeted Xiaodoudou, and then directly urged the new mount, "Go, go, brother, let's go for a walk in Chang'an City first, let everyone know, from now on You are all my elders!"

This snarky look seems to be too much to be beaten, but the preference falls on him. There are so many generals in the court who know that elephants can be used as cavalry to fight. Why do they dare to stand up and subdue them?Therefore, envy and jealousy are useless.

Seeing just such a whining chat, and finally let the general ride an elephant away, Feng Zhidai was completely stunned, and asked Xiaodoudou tremblingly: "You, are you a human or a ghost? It can't be a monster... Hurry up, let me go, I want to go home, I want to go back to Lingnan... Help!"

"Hmph, now I know I'm scared and want to leave? It's too late! If you don't swing for an hour, you won't be able to go anywhere!"

(End of this chapter)