A Hong Kong drama that started with zombies

Chapter 8
"Hiss... This refined razor is amazing."

After Xiao Zhang used up an ordinary razor, he witnessed Uncle Feng, who loves money, demonstrate the refining method of Maoshan Taoism.

An ordinary razor, smeared with some black dog blood, made of cinnabar and yellow paper as a talisman, directly ignited on the razor and burned it for a while.

The hard hair on Xiao Zhang's body can be easily shaved off, just as easy as shaving when he was alive.

But the originally sharp ordinary scraper looked like a blunt knife when facing his hair.

It's a pity that although Xiao Zhang watched Uncle Feng's refining process, he couldn't learn it at all, and Uncle Feng didn't mean to teach him at all.

"Uncle Feng, I can't shave the back of my butt by myself, or..."

"roll."

"Oh."

Fortunately, one night has passed, and after dawn, Xiao Zhang's body's flexibility suddenly improved, and there was no part of his body that he could not scrape by himself.

Except for the hair, eyebrows, and brother's hair, Xiao Zhang shaved all the hair in other places.

The leg hair and the sexy chest hair were originally intended to stay, but the problem is that these hairs are too long and too hard, which makes them look abnormal, so I simply shaved them off.

It is strange that the pores should be very large if the hair is so thick, thick and hard.

But after shaving, Xiao Zhang found that his whole body seemed to have no pores, especially his face, which was originally covered with hair, was now as delicate as a baby's skin.

In this regard, Uncle Feng gave a professional explanation from the perspective of Maoshan Taoist priests.

"Zombies talk about science? About common sense? You have been in the sea for 70 years, have you lost your mind?"

It was indeed very professional, and directly dispelled Xiao Zhang's idea of ​​studying this point.

"Uncle Feng, when will I grow it again? I always feel that it's strange to have hair all over, and it's really troublesome to shave, and I have to bubble the whole body. By the way, Uncle Feng, your I’ve run out of shaving foam, when are you going to buy it again? By the way, buy me two sets of clothes, your clothes are too tight... Cough, I’m not saying you’re short, don’t think too much, eh? What are you doing with the talisman? Speak well."

The talisman reappeared, and it was also a talisman drawn in the air, but this time Uncle Feng didn't bite his middle finger and used blood as the talisman.

The special vision brought by Mao Zang allowed Xiao Zhang to see the white aura on Uncle Feng's fingertips, which was said to be the condensed aura.

Completion.

into the body.

This time there was no burning and no stinging.

"Okay, as long as your strength doesn't break through, your hair won't grow back."

"Breakthrough? Does it mean that I broke through to the realm of flying stiff?"

"Do you still know about flying zombies?"

"I heard your old man talking to your two apprentices in the coffin."

"Well... yes, as long as you don't break through to the Flying Zombie Realm, then your hair won't grow back, except for your hair, your eyebrows won't grow longer, and your beard won't grow either."

"Then what if I become a flying zombie?"

"I'll kill you."

Not angry, not angry.

The master you choose.

Although I haven't succeeded in apprenticeship, it's just that I didn't succeed at noon, because sooner or later I can learn Maoshan Taoism from Uncle Feng.

"Master."

"Uncle Feng."

"Uncle Feng, where are my two senior brothers? You can live for so many years, and they are younger than you..."

"Dead, died in the war."

After Uncle Feng finished speaking, he seemed to be trapped in memories again, his eyes were not focused, and his breathing became long.

This is also normal, older people like to recall the past.

"Mentality, Master Uncle Feng, you must maintain your mentality. The past is over. If you can't change it, it's better to think about it. Let's focus on the future. You are a teacher, you learn more from me."

"Don't adults remember villains?"

"Is this the point? Master, you are not focusing on the right point."

"Call it Uncle Feng, don't add Master."

"If you don't add it, don't add it. What are you doing drawing symbols? It's amazing to be able to draw symbols?"

Uncle Feng came back to his senses, and started to draw talismans again, the same talisman drawn in the air, also made of aura, but after the talisman was completed, he did not throw it on Xiao Zhang's body.

Instead, it was thrown on a large water tank in the yard.

This made Xiao Zhang very curious.

A large water tank with a height of one person can be hugged by three people. There are mysterious talismans painted with cinnabar around it, and the top is covered with a rain cloth, and a few talismans are also pasted.

"What's in here? They can't all be female ghosts, Uncle Feng, you just... want to take out good things and share them with everyone."

"I know a seed talisman, which can make people and zombies unable to speak anymore. Do you want to try it?"

"Study? If you teach me, I will definitely learn with my heart."

Xiao Zhang has already confirmed that the more human he is, the safer he is, at least in front of Uncle Feng.

Sure enough, Uncle Feng didn't give him a talisman, maybe because he didn't want to have his own family, and every day there was a hairy zombie who kept whining.

"It's true that there are ghosts here. You are Mao Zong, and you already have yin and yang eyes. If these ghosts come out after I die, you are responsible for killing them all."

"Why don't you kill them now?"

"Sin does not lead to death."

"Then why are you dead? Let me kill you."

"When I was alive, they were not guilty of death, but when I was dead, they escaped again, and they must have committed a heinous crime."

It sounds reasonable.

Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Then you don't have to worry. After you die, I will also commit a heinous crime. They are my slaves?"

"If I'm unlucky and really going to die, then if you don't kill them, you will die too." Uncle Feng laughed, looked at Xiao Zhang and asked, "Do you want to know what I will do? "

"I definitely don't want to. I still think that you will cultivate to become an immortal, and your lifespan will be equal to the sky."

Xiao Zhang quickly shook his head to express his opinion.

This flattery is meaningless, because Uncle Feng has already matured, what kind of person has he never seen?
He can distinguish even nonsense, let alone people?
"I went out to work, and there are some books I prepared for you at home. After you read them, you will be able to understand the changes in the past 70 years."

Uncle Feng didn't forget his job, and he seemed very relieved to keep Xiao Zhang at his home.

"If someone comes over, just say that you are my nephew from afar, and that's why you came here."

"What if someone wants to check my ID card? I don't have one."

"In Dongpingzhou, if I don't check you, who would dare to check you?"

After Uncle Feng responded domineeringly, he frowned and asked, "Why do you know the ID card?"

No way, no way, no one really thinks of me as an old man who has lived since the early years of the Republic of China, right?

I traveled from another world in 2021 to this world in the early years of the Republic of China. Let alone know the ID card, I have used 5G.

"I heard it. When I was walking last night, I heard someone say it."

"Walking? Hehe..."

Uncle Feng didn't bother with this, and gave Xiao Zhang a look of "I will stare at you", and then went out to work.

Xiao Zhang was free for a short time.

Otherwise, just run away?
But that locator...

Let me take a look, what Taoist secrets are in Uncle Feng's house.

Cracking the locator is still the second thing, mainly because Xiao Zhang wants to know how to change from hairy stiff to flying stiff.

As for Uncle Feng, he said that after he became a flying zombie, he would kill himself.

Ha ha... I can fly, and I am still afraid of you, a 126-year-old old man, chasing and killing me?

(End of this chapter)