Reborn in another world as a game
Chapter 43 How should I blow this?
Chapter 43 How should I blow this?
"Scare me."
Shumanting breathed a sigh of relief.
"Miss Shumanting, please open the box."
Tian Moyun stepped aside and stretched out his hand to invite.
Shumanting nodded, groped for a long time on the aluminum alloy box, and then opened it. The six sides of the aluminum alloy box spread out directly, and collapsed on the ground, revealing the secret in the middle.
"wheelchair?"
Both Shumanting and the host were taken aback, very surprised.
It stands to reason that the creative products of the contestants must be checked, and only topical and innovative products can be on stage, which can also create a better program atmosphere. After all, boring programs are not liked by the audience .
But Tian Moyun was different.
Because of his popularity and influence (financial resources), as well as his status as the biggest funder of the program group, it is difficult for even the director to ask, let alone check/review. Therefore, neither Shumanting nor the host can know what is in the box. secret.
Now that the box was opened, it turned out to be a wheelchair.
"Mr. Tian, is there anything ingenious about this wheelchair?"
The host asked.
"of course."
Tian Moyun introduced with a smile: "Don't look at this as an ugly wheelchair, but in fact, it incorporates our company's in-depth research on mechanics, and it is also the most innovative and magical product... As we all know, all wheelchairs on the market use It is hand-cranked, it takes time and effort after a long time, and it is very inconvenient to move, so I was thinking, why can't I add a pedal?"
"So, I designed this new wheelchair, a pedal wheelchair that can be pedaled!"
After speaking, Tian Moyun sat on the wheelchair, with both feet on the pedals, and the wheelchair slowly turned.
"it is good!"
The host shouted exaggeratedly: "It's a great invention, everyone applauds!"
"Clap clap-"
The audience laughed and applauded, but then, realizing something was wrong, the applause gradually became quieter...
They looked at each other and looked at each other.
clap clap-
Only Shumanting was still clapping happily.
After a while, I was suddenly stunned, and my mind went blank: "Foot...pedal...wheelchair?"
"Oh my god what am I doing? I'm so fucking clapping!"
"God damn a pedal wheelchair, if you can use your feet, why do you still sit in a wheelchair?"
"Hearing his foreword, I thought it was a great invention, but now..."
"It feels like a dream."
"Pedal wheelchair? What's the difference between that and a Braille shifter?"
"Seeing so many outlandish ideas, this alone makes my stomach hurt from laughing."
"It's purely overeating, so I shouldn't have hoped for the designer of "Cat Leo"."
The audience talked a lot, and the scene was very happy for a time.
on the stage.
The host and Shumanting looked at each other with complicated eyes.
Host (eyes): "Now what do you say?"
Shumanting (eyes): "What can I do? I'm embarrassed too."
Host (eyes): "Who told you to applaud? Just now I saw you clapping more happily than anyone else, and now it won't end?"
Shumanting (eyes): "If you didn't ask us to applaud in an exaggerated tone, Miss Ben would applaud?"
……
The two souls looked at each other for a long time, and they almost fell in love at first sight.
It wasn't until the director's urging sound came from the headset that the host finally came to his senses, and stammered, "It's really... a good creative invention. Let the guests comment next."
Guest: "..."
Several guests who are usually very talkative, now also look disheveled, looking at the host with killing intent in their eyes.
As long as this "creative invention" is worth half a dime, they can brag to the sky without changing their faces, and give face to the sponsor's father.
But—
This pedal wheelchair...is not easy to brag about, right...is it?
"Cough cough..."
One of the guests said slowly: "As Mr. Tian said just now, this creative invention... its biggest highlight is: your company's in-depth research and understanding of mechanics, and the greatest significance of its existence is Breaking through traditional thinking, possessing incredible creativity... In my opinion, the invention of the pedal wheelchair has a high appreciation value, that’s it, my answer is over, thank you.”
Can this really blow?
When everyone looked at this guest, they were astonished.
"Clap clap-"
The audience couldn't help applauding, with admiration in their eyes.
As expected of a celebrity guest known for his "high EQ", it is hard to accept that such a meaningless mentally handicapped invention can be labeled as "appreciative value", it is really amazing.
The audience expressed that they had learned it.
……
Soon, a farce ended.
"I brought a total of three creative inventions this time, and the second one is the real scientific research achievement of our company, which is different from the joke just now."
Tian Moyun waved his hand and said seriously: "Another point to be made is that the previous invention of the pedal wheelchair was just a joke and did not mean disrespect to the disabled. Our company is also developing a brand new wheelchair to save time. It is labor-saving, safe and convenient, and it will be sold at a cost price. It can be regarded as a little contribution to society. The new wheelchair is still in the research and development stage and will be launched before winter. I hope it can bring some warmth to disabled friends."
The audience applauded and responded with kind smiles.
Everyone has a good impression of Tian Moyun. He is young and ambitious, but he is not superior. As a new entrepreneur, he has a sense of responsibility to society, which is rare.
"We are looking forward to Mr. Tian's new products."
The host smiled and said, "Next, please come out with the second box."
Soon, the program staff brought up the second box.
"A small box."
The host showed surprise, took the aluminum alloy box that was only the size of a gift box, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Tian, this time it should be a more serious invention, right?"
The audience laughed.
The previous pedal wheelchair really surprised them. They have seen all kinds of weird inventions, but this is the first time they have seen such an insult to IQ. Now even the host is afraid, worried about Tian Moyun's second model. Creative inventions will be as "strange" as pedal wheelchairs.
"This invention is serious."
Tian Moyun smiled and explained: "As we all know, the emergence of electricity has brought lights, technology, and better medical technology to our world. Electricity has changed our lives."
"But at the same time, the excessive consumption of electricity and the accompanying radiation pollution have deeply troubled us and endangered our health. Under such circumstances, some experts have proposed a new energy fantasy, That’s—light energy.”
(End of this chapter)
"Scare me."
Shumanting breathed a sigh of relief.
"Miss Shumanting, please open the box."
Tian Moyun stepped aside and stretched out his hand to invite.
Shumanting nodded, groped for a long time on the aluminum alloy box, and then opened it. The six sides of the aluminum alloy box spread out directly, and collapsed on the ground, revealing the secret in the middle.
"wheelchair?"
Both Shumanting and the host were taken aback, very surprised.
It stands to reason that the creative products of the contestants must be checked, and only topical and innovative products can be on stage, which can also create a better program atmosphere. After all, boring programs are not liked by the audience .
But Tian Moyun was different.
Because of his popularity and influence (financial resources), as well as his status as the biggest funder of the program group, it is difficult for even the director to ask, let alone check/review. Therefore, neither Shumanting nor the host can know what is in the box. secret.
Now that the box was opened, it turned out to be a wheelchair.
"Mr. Tian, is there anything ingenious about this wheelchair?"
The host asked.
"of course."
Tian Moyun introduced with a smile: "Don't look at this as an ugly wheelchair, but in fact, it incorporates our company's in-depth research on mechanics, and it is also the most innovative and magical product... As we all know, all wheelchairs on the market use It is hand-cranked, it takes time and effort after a long time, and it is very inconvenient to move, so I was thinking, why can't I add a pedal?"
"So, I designed this new wheelchair, a pedal wheelchair that can be pedaled!"
After speaking, Tian Moyun sat on the wheelchair, with both feet on the pedals, and the wheelchair slowly turned.
"it is good!"
The host shouted exaggeratedly: "It's a great invention, everyone applauds!"
"Clap clap-"
The audience laughed and applauded, but then, realizing something was wrong, the applause gradually became quieter...
They looked at each other and looked at each other.
clap clap-
Only Shumanting was still clapping happily.
After a while, I was suddenly stunned, and my mind went blank: "Foot...pedal...wheelchair?"
"Oh my god what am I doing? I'm so fucking clapping!"
"God damn a pedal wheelchair, if you can use your feet, why do you still sit in a wheelchair?"
"Hearing his foreword, I thought it was a great invention, but now..."
"It feels like a dream."
"Pedal wheelchair? What's the difference between that and a Braille shifter?"
"Seeing so many outlandish ideas, this alone makes my stomach hurt from laughing."
"It's purely overeating, so I shouldn't have hoped for the designer of "Cat Leo"."
The audience talked a lot, and the scene was very happy for a time.
on the stage.
The host and Shumanting looked at each other with complicated eyes.
Host (eyes): "Now what do you say?"
Shumanting (eyes): "What can I do? I'm embarrassed too."
Host (eyes): "Who told you to applaud? Just now I saw you clapping more happily than anyone else, and now it won't end?"
Shumanting (eyes): "If you didn't ask us to applaud in an exaggerated tone, Miss Ben would applaud?"
……
The two souls looked at each other for a long time, and they almost fell in love at first sight.
It wasn't until the director's urging sound came from the headset that the host finally came to his senses, and stammered, "It's really... a good creative invention. Let the guests comment next."
Guest: "..."
Several guests who are usually very talkative, now also look disheveled, looking at the host with killing intent in their eyes.
As long as this "creative invention" is worth half a dime, they can brag to the sky without changing their faces, and give face to the sponsor's father.
But—
This pedal wheelchair...is not easy to brag about, right...is it?
"Cough cough..."
One of the guests said slowly: "As Mr. Tian said just now, this creative invention... its biggest highlight is: your company's in-depth research and understanding of mechanics, and the greatest significance of its existence is Breaking through traditional thinking, possessing incredible creativity... In my opinion, the invention of the pedal wheelchair has a high appreciation value, that’s it, my answer is over, thank you.”
Can this really blow?
When everyone looked at this guest, they were astonished.
"Clap clap-"
The audience couldn't help applauding, with admiration in their eyes.
As expected of a celebrity guest known for his "high EQ", it is hard to accept that such a meaningless mentally handicapped invention can be labeled as "appreciative value", it is really amazing.
The audience expressed that they had learned it.
……
Soon, a farce ended.
"I brought a total of three creative inventions this time, and the second one is the real scientific research achievement of our company, which is different from the joke just now."
Tian Moyun waved his hand and said seriously: "Another point to be made is that the previous invention of the pedal wheelchair was just a joke and did not mean disrespect to the disabled. Our company is also developing a brand new wheelchair to save time. It is labor-saving, safe and convenient, and it will be sold at a cost price. It can be regarded as a little contribution to society. The new wheelchair is still in the research and development stage and will be launched before winter. I hope it can bring some warmth to disabled friends."
The audience applauded and responded with kind smiles.
Everyone has a good impression of Tian Moyun. He is young and ambitious, but he is not superior. As a new entrepreneur, he has a sense of responsibility to society, which is rare.
"We are looking forward to Mr. Tian's new products."
The host smiled and said, "Next, please come out with the second box."
Soon, the program staff brought up the second box.
"A small box."
The host showed surprise, took the aluminum alloy box that was only the size of a gift box, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Tian, this time it should be a more serious invention, right?"
The audience laughed.
The previous pedal wheelchair really surprised them. They have seen all kinds of weird inventions, but this is the first time they have seen such an insult to IQ. Now even the host is afraid, worried about Tian Moyun's second model. Creative inventions will be as "strange" as pedal wheelchairs.
"This invention is serious."
Tian Moyun smiled and explained: "As we all know, the emergence of electricity has brought lights, technology, and better medical technology to our world. Electricity has changed our lives."
"But at the same time, the excessive consumption of electricity and the accompanying radiation pollution have deeply troubled us and endangered our health. Under such circumstances, some experts have proposed a new energy fantasy, That’s—light energy.”
(End of this chapter)
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