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Chapter 52 Those who laugh until they cry are real fans (Happy Chinese New Year)

The foreigner with yin and yang eccentricity: "You said Serbia and Montenegro are nonsense, one team becomes two teams"

Fang Miao is very familiar with this scene, a scene from the Hollywood classic "The Godfather".

I was just being spoofed by the author, especially the weird voice, which logically doesn't match, but Nima, matching Mao with the movements of the characters in "The Godfather", there is a kind of mysterious harmony.

"What do you mean by this? The top 32 has changed to the top 33. How can this be divided into groups?"

Fang Miao was completely messed up, which in itself was a nonsense thing, but why did he still have a feeling that he wanted to know the follow-up plot.

It's so weird.

"You guys must be kicked out and change teams!"

"Then who will replace it?"

Then I saw the character in "The Godfather", and said seriously: "Why don't you transfer the Serbian and Montenegro women's football team to play? The cuties in Eastern Europe are pretty good-looking."

What is talking nonsense with your eyes open, what is serious nonsense, this is what it is.

Fang Miao became more and more interested, this author is very talented.

"Don't talk about it, their stacks,

"Pfft!" Fang Miao burst out laughing. The point is not only that the dialogue is too nonsense, but also that there is another mystery of harmony.

It's okay if this is a shot, the point is, this is a good screenshot, it doesn't seem to be inconsistent at all.

"How about we find a country with the most fans in the world?"

"You mean the Brazil team?"

"Crack! You fucking nonsense, that's the Hua Guo team, they have hundreds of millions of fans."

Seeing this, Fang Miao once again had the urge to cry. This spoof video seems to be a spoof, but why does Mao himself want to cry?
Everyone knows that Huaguo has hundreds of millions of fans and is the country with the most fans in the world, but the national football team doesn't matter.

In this way, after this godly harmony and nonsense reason, the Hua Guo team unexpectedly entered the World Cup.

Fang Miao sighed. The author of this video is really talented. He is definitely a real fan. The sad thing is that even in the spoof video, the reason for the Hua Guo team to enter the World Cup is so nonsense, vaguely saying, Hua Guo If there is no accident, the team will basically not be able to enter the World Cup, how sad.

Next, Fang Miao was very familiar with the scene that appeared. It was the scene of fans reveling in 2002, the only time Hua Guo entered the World Cup.

The burden of picking players falls on the head of the Football Association Chairman Fang Shize, who regularly visits every bar, every casino, and every bathing center frequented by players.
Some players need him to visit in person, and even ask him to go to the police station to pick them up in person.

Fang Miao couldn't help but burst out laughing in the intercepted hijacking scenes and dialogues.

"We really don't have any players here, they were released two days ago."

"If you don't hand over the player, I'll take him to the World Cup."

"He can't play football."

"A real player can't even kick"

In this paragraph, Fang Miao, who is a fan, is very emotional. The frequent visitors of bars, casinos, bathing centers, and police stations are just ironic. Those players in Huaguo are often exposed, drinking, gambling, match-fixing, and doing big health care, etc. wait?

The phrase "a real player can't even kick" is the real finishing touch.

And this most powerful Hua Guo team in history, people in the Jianghu called the sleepwalking team.

In the first match between the Hua Guo team and the Dutch team, it was scored 0:14, and even 3 substitutes scored.

In the next game, Hua Guo team played against Argentina. Hua Guo team formed an unprecedented 10.0.0 formation, and it was still 0:0 in stoppage time.

The foul took the ball, he inserted it, he went in, he shot, the ball was saved by the goalkeeper.

The next moment, Fang Miao was stunned.

Wait until there is an earthquake, the ball goes in!
Because the Hua Guo team defeated the Argentine team, the favorite to win the championship, a large number of casinos around the world closed down, and many people lost everything and lost their clothes.In the match against Côte d'Ivoire, an enthusiastic female fan entered the stadium naked and helped the Hua Guo team score a goal. As a result, the Hua Guo team entered the round of [-] and faced the Portuguese team.

The victory against the Portuguese team was due to the footwork error of Huaguo player Li Tong. The kick that was supposed to pass the ball was missed and hit the goal by mistake.After that, it was a war with the German team. The Huaguo team bought the referee Mussolini in advance and eliminated the German team 1:0.In the semi-finals, Huaguo's opponent was the Adeba team. The Huaguo team worked together and defeated Adeba in eight years.In the final, the Hua Guo team faced the Brazil team. The star Li Yi protected the ball for 89 minutes, but fell into the penalty area due to lack of physical strength. He got a penalty kick for the Hua Guo team and finally won the World Cup 1-0.

The video of "Team Hua Guo Wins the World Cup" lasted nearly 20 minutes, and Fang Miao realized that he had watched it without landing for a second.

The point is, he laughed a lot while watching it, but after watching it, recalling the content of the video, he felt the urge to cry.

As a football fan, I am indignant and saddened by Hua Guo football's misfortune. Even fantasizing that the Hua Guo team will win the World Cup requires all kinds of wonderful means.

All kinds of accidents, all kinds of coincidences, all kinds of god-like situations.

Rather than saying that this is a video that spoofs the Hua Guo team's victory in the World Cup, it is better to say that it is a fan's dissatisfaction with the current situation of Hua Guo football, as well as the disappointment and despair of the national football team.

I am already very old, and I hinted at the beginning that as a fan, I may not be able to see the Hua Guo team win the World Cup when I am old.

Fang Miao watched it again. Although it was a patchwork spoof video, he had to admit that the author of this work is really talented, and he is definitely a real fan.

Looking at the person who posted the video, Fang Miao was delighted, the fake fan Lin Xiao.

Fang Miao did not hesitate. From the perspective of fans, this video is definitely a classic among spoof videos. From the perspective of work, this video was released on the eve of the World Cup finals, which undoubtedly has the potential to become a hit.

He is not the only video editor on Youdou.com. Each of these editors has a quota in their hands, and there is only one quota in a quarter. They can recommend a video on the original video page, and of course they only have 6 hours of recommendation time.

Unless they encounter a video with great potential and the potential to become a big hit, they would rather not use this privilege under normal circumstances.

Because it's about their performance.

However, this time Fang Miao directly submitted the video without much hesitation.

Recommendation: Those who laugh until they cry are true fans!
Lin Xiao has been paying attention to it since it was uploaded. This time, unlike the last "Knife Killing Pig", Lin Xiao has very strong expectations this time.

This video was released in 2006 in Lin Xiaomeng's world. At that time, it received more than 1200 million hits. It is definitely a classic among spoof videos.

(End of this chapter)