I was forced into a straight man by the system

Chapter 69 Is This Woman Really Sick?
[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Big cat, are you so ruthless to a beautiful girl?"

[Cooking Big Cat]: "Call me Lin Yu! Also, talk about something!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "It's such a cat, do you have Gu Huiwu's contact information? Can you push it to me!"

Lin Yu scratched his head, MMP after a pause.

This Gongshui Shisanye is really a bit nervous. Last time he made it very clear that he hates Gu Huiwu.

[Big Cat with Rice]: "No!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Aren't you all from the Faculty of Humanities! And you're all from the girls' department! Isn't he your superior? Even if you have a bad relationship, you don't have no contact information, right? Then you How to communicate work?"

Lin Yu frowned, Gu Huiwu didn't know what he was doing this shit, and he was ashamed and thrown to Donghua University of Finance and Economics.

The most important thing is that this bastard actually pretended to be the girls' department, and he must be using this name to hook up with girls outside.

[Big Cat]: "The head and deputy dean of the girls' department of our School of Humanities are all girls, and there is no such person in the girls' department at all! You have been fooled! If you have any losses, please contact our school teacher as soon as possible."

If there is really something, you, Gu Huiwu, go and take the blame yourself!
He didn't want to wipe Gu Huiwu's ass.

He felt a little compassion, and hoped that this girl wasn't deceived too badly by Gu Huiwu.

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Okay, this Gu Huiwu is full of lies! But don't get me wrong, losses are nothing."

[Big Cat with Rice]: "As long as there is no loss, then let's do it! I don't want to take care of his affairs!"

【Gongshui Shisanye】: "Wait, can you give me his contact information!"

【Cooking Big Cat】: "Why can't you ask him for it yourself?"

【Gongshui Shisanye】: "I don't have his contact information."

Lin Yu felt a pain in his head, and it was a bit difficult to communicate with this woman.

If it wasn't for the preparatory team of the cheerleading and hip-hop competition, he really didn't want to talk to this girl.

[Cooking Big Cat]: "I don't have either! You go to other people, why do you have to go to me!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Ask someone else to ask for it, what if someone tells Gu Huiwu? It happens that you hate him, so you definitely won't talk to him, right?"

[Dry Rice Big Cat]: "Are you suffering from Stockholm Syndrome?"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "You are the only one who is sick! Let me tell you the truth! I am his girlfriend! I want to test him with a trumpet!"

[Dry Rice Big Cat]: "You are really sick! Very sick!"

He simply closes the dialog.

This Gu Huiwu is real, he still pursues Cheng Zhiqi even though he has a girlfriend?

Then Dongcai's Gongshui Shisanye looks like a thirteen o'clock to him, and he really matches Gu Huiwu very well.

Miyamizu Shisanye's voice request jumped out again.

Lin Yu pressed it down several times in a row, but he was still tireless, as if he was on the bar with Lin Yu.

I really want to cry but have no tears, why did I have such a devil.

Pressed down more than ten times in a row, still so persistent.

There is no other way but to block it.

After a while, 【宫水三叶】was @ him in the preparatory group for the cheerleading and hip-hop competition.

"Maomao, are you there? I miss you a little bit!"

It also has the expression of a shy female cat.

Lin Yu's scalp tingled suddenly.

Wei Qing is also in this group.

If she saw it, I don't know how to feel.

This Shisanye is simply too crazy, definitely sick.

He quickly unblocked the blacklist, and then sent her a message: "Don't try it out, this Gu Huiwu is not a good guy, he is chasing a girl in our class. Yes, he cheated, are you satisfied? It's almost time Bar!"

He thought about it for a while, and he didn't forget to add one: "By the way, the girl he's chasing just accepted a set of expensive cosmetics from another boy. Tsk tsk, your circle is really messed up!"

He was mocking on purpose, so as not to keep this Shisanye from harassing him.

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Really? It seems that I entrusted someone to someone else! This heartless thing, why don't I find you as my boyfriend? After all, you are much better than him!"

Lin Yu staggered, feeling that if he continued to talk with this psycho, he would also be schizophrenic.

【Big Cat】: "No, no, no! I already have a girlfriend! Don't worry about it!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "I don't believe it! You can still find a girlfriend like this. Unless you post a photo of you and your girlfriend, I will swallow this dog food with tears in my eyes."

Lin Yu really didn't want to get entangled with this lunatic. If it wasn't his first time working for the girls' department, he really wanted to quit the group directly.

Seeing someone post a question mark in the group, he quickly replied in the group, "We are exchanging work, she was joking."

Then, with a sudden heartbreak, he sent the photo of Xue Wan peeling the garlic and handing it to Gongshui Shisanye.

This photo has been specially processed, and his profile has been mosaiced.

"Xue Wan, my girlfriend, the chief of the cheerleading club, the president of the hip-hop club, is she good enough?"

He tried to use Xue Wan to kill Shisanye's prestige.

If this Shisanye is really nervous and goes to ask Xue Wan for verification, he is not afraid.

Who is Xue Wan?Chivalrous girl!

[Gong Shui Thirteen Leaves]: "Okay! This girl is reluctant to believe it. I don't care about the nonsense, I only care about the name of the girl Gu Huiwu is chasing after? What does she look like?"

【Big Cat】: "No comment, you can ask yourself, what's none of my business!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "But, if you don't tell them, they can only ask Xue Wan or Xue Pen. I'm pregnant with your Lin Yu's child. What should I do?"

Lin Yu was going crazy, not only his scalp was numb, but his whole head was about to explode.

Injustice!
tragic!

How did he meet such a lunatic!

Of course he was not afraid that this lunatic would go to Xue Wan's place to talk nonsense, but he was afraid that this lunatic would gossip all over the world.

Just like what Chen Yichun had warned him just now, if the words of the mouth make money, if the accumulation is destroyed, the bones will be destroyed.

Don't easily become the eye of the storm of public opinion, there is no benefit.

Forget it, anyway, he hates Gu Huiwu and Cheng Zhiqi, so he doesn't need to help them keep any secrets.

What's more, it might be a good thing for Cheng Zhiqi to have Gu Huiwu's suspected girlfriend intervene.

At least, Cheng Zhiqi can recognize Gu Huiwu clearly.

[Cooking Big Cat]: "Listen well, the girl Gu Huiwu is chasing is Cheng Zhiqi. She has a wrongdoer and a debtor. I hope you can take care of Gu Huiwu. Paper can't cover fire. If you want people to know, you have to do it yourself for!"

[Gongshui Shisanye]: "Okay! I got it! Can you tell me? Is that Cheng Zhiqi good-looking? What kind of personality?"

Lin Yu has gradually become numb, after all, the opponent's brain circuit is really a bit ET.

He felt more and more that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. This Gu Huiwu has cerebral palsy, and the girlfriend he is looking for is also talented.

【Dry Rice Big Cat】: "The appearance is like a fairy, and the personality is gentle."

While perfunctory, he thought about whether he should gossip with Li Muran about Thirteen Ye.

Think about it or forget it, it's better not to get involved.

After finishing the competition, the group disbanded, and the blocking was over.

It suddenly occurred to him that he didn't add Li Muran's WeChat that time.

It would be great if it was added, with Li Muran's sassy personality, he would definitely be able to cure Shisanye's [-]th-level schizophrenia.

Back in the dormitory, his buzzing head was about to explode again.

Chao Daiqiang is also there, and several people are holding a criticism meeting to criticize Zhang Lang.

Unexpectedly, for this sake, Zhang Lang has not given up on Luo Huihui. I really don't know if there is water in his head.

Lin Yu wanted to say a few words at first, but thinking of Gongshui Shisanye, he was already numb.

Perhaps the biggest difference between people is the difference in brain circuits.

Maybe what they saw Luo Huihui was full of flaws, but in Zhang Lang's eyes, she was full of strengths.

After getting along during this period of time, Zhang Lang is good at everything, except for his frizzy personality, everything else is quite interesting.

It's just a bit dog-licking.

He still remembers those words at the beginning of school. After graduation, girls are generally realistic. Before college girls are not so realistic, he quickly licked one and licked each other until the other party was determined.

But the key point is that I haven't licked anyone's heart, but I have already been hearted.

"Actually, I also know that this is not good, but I have already licked it, my reputation has spread, and I have paid a certain cost. Why don't I bite the bullet and lick it!"

Zhang Lang speaks plausibly.

Listening to what he said, he understands all the principles, one set of rules, but he completely pulls his hips when it comes to decision-making.

"Isn't Tang Bei in Wei Qing's dormitory very nice?"

"Senior sisters are more realistic than freshmen. What's more, senior sisters stepped into society a year earlier than us. It's not like you don't know how impetuous the current society is. You can ensure that senior sisters have been in society for a year or two, and they are still so Do not forget the original intention, pure as yesterday?"

I have to say that Zhang Lang really has two tricks when it comes to sophistry.

"Not all seniors are like this. If you look at senior sisters Wei Qing and Jiang Mu, they are definitely not like that."

Gu Haicheng, being a very smart person, has a very good vision.

"Then I know how much I am. Sister Wei Qing and the others are all goddesses. Can I lick them? Also, even if Luo Huihui can't lick them, I have to continue to show my attitude so that everyone thinks I'm a bitch." A dedicated person. If I lick it casually and stop licking it, then I will really be defeated repeatedly in the future!"

Zhang Lang had plausible arguments, anyway, he was the only one with reason.

Some truths sound reasonable, but if you look at them carefully, they are a bit untenable.

"Luo Huihui doesn't deserve this from you."

"I also know, but, there is no other good target for now, I'd better look for a lick!"

"Then do you still buy radish?"

"It depends on the situation! Procrastinate as long as you can." Zhang Lang's eyes flickered.

"Can't you delay it? They must have the cheek to ask you to buy it? Are you really buying it?" Gu Haicheng stared at Zhang Lang with the other eye while playing games on his mobile phone.

"Oh, your female anchor is about to start broadcasting, so take care of yourself!"

Zhang Lang retorted, and continued to send Luo Huihui a WeChat message with his head bowed.

It's like writing a little poem.

Before, Luo Huihui asked him to write a Tibetan acrostic poem with her name in it, which made him very happy, which caused criticism.

Gu Haicheng snorted and didn't speak, the two had quarreled before, but now they only quarrel and won't really get angry.

Huang Xia looked at the two of them, then shook his head silently at Lin Yu and Chao Daiqiang.

These two are not good guys. One licks Luo Huihui, and the other seems cold and polite to the women around him. In fact, he licks the female anchors on the Internet every night.

Gu Haicheng is a big boss who has confused reality with the Internet.

Whoosh!
Zhang Lang ran out wearing his shoes.

"Why are you?"

"I went to the playground to find inspiration, and I had to write a good poem."

"What the hell, we won't learn ancient Chinese until next semester!"

Chao Daiqiang yawned and said he was going back to the dormitory.

He stayed until now because he was afraid that Gu Haicheng and Zhang Lang would quarrel.

Huang Xia leaned on the back of the chair, put his head in his hands, and didn't know what he was thinking.

When Lin Yu went in and washed up, he suddenly said leisurely: "After graduation, no one will completely hand over the bottom line to you."

(End of this chapter)