This up walks sideways

Chapter 73 The Ear Is Pregnant

"Newcomer?" Question marks began to appear on the barrage.

"Yes, am I not a newcomer?" Jiang Bai said cheekily.

"True newcomers are monster series."

"Look carefully at your 100 million followers."

"Shouldn't this live broadcast be warmed up first? Do you have any questions you want to ask me?" Jiang Bai suddenly thought about it, and it seems that it is not very good to go straight to the topic.

Decided to engage in a live version of Reading Reviews.

However, this will have some disadvantages. After all, it cannot be edited like a video, and the jokes may not be too dense.

Just after Jiang Bai finished speaking, "Do you want to ask me a question." The barrage began to swipe the screen.

"Have you decided to marry the married webmaster?" This is the speech of the already windy CP party.

"Why hasn't it been changed for a week? The donkeys in the production team don't dare to rest like this!" These are the idiots who urged the change.

"Does Master Feng have any plans for the future?"

"How did you come up with the autism challenge and the demolition of the sign?"

"Where's your million-fan women's clothing!"

Seeing the million-fan women's clothing, Jiang Bai remembered that he had almost 150 million fans, and the space suit model was ordered when it was a million.

It's not here yet!
Jiang Bai answered some questions first, then turned on the phone, checked the logistics of the express delivery, and made a complaint by the way.

It's been tm for so long, so long that Jiang Bai has forgotten about this.

These days, the UP main metamorphosis has been quite troublesome, so Jiang Bai didn't care whether the spacesuit arrived or not.

As a result, when I saw the message, it said that it had been signed for?

At this point, Jiang Bai thought of a possibility. Lu Gu might have signed for the courier for him.

Immediately, he used the computer to send a message to Lu Gu.

Jiang Bai: "You helped me take the "spacesuit"?"

Lu Gu: "Here, I put it in the living room for you. (Voice message)"

living room?Having said that, I didn't take a closer look at the living room when I came back, but the living room was very tidy at this time.

Lu Gu should have cleaned it for him. Jiang Bai looked around and saw a big box piled up in the corner of the living room.

Sure enough, it is a spacesuit model, and the packaging is so delicate.

While Jiang Bai was observing the model of the space suit, the barrage was already boiling.

Because the chat between Jiang Bai and Lu Gu was carried out in front of the camera, Jiang Bai used WeChat running on a computer.

In other words, there is a section of the chat history between Jiang Bai and Lu Gu that the audience can see at a glance.

I also blame Jiang Bai for the first live broadcast. I didn't know that the computer page during the live broadcast would be seen by the audience.

"This is the girlfriend of the wind? I remember that the wind was only in the second year of high school? Puppy love stone hammer!"

"This voice is a bit familiar."

"Stupid, don't know how to read notes, Lu Gu. Sister Gu!"

"Bi Feng has such a good relationship with Miss Gu?"

"You didn't watch the autistic challenge with the wind and the up master Guess Guess, there is sister Gu, so the relationship is naturally good."

At this time, Jiang Bai had returned to the computer desk, seeing many water friends guessing his and Lu Gu's identities, he was a little guilty.

But after thinking about it, he and Lu Gu really had no special relationship, so he straightened his back and explained their relationship.

But this kind of performance is too obvious!

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

"An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth!"

When Jiang Bai saw this kind of remarks, he didn't explain anymore. He understood the urination of this kind of water friend.

Anyway, maybe it’s okay to sit upright.

Jiang Bai had a PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds account before. Although he hasn't logged in for a long time, he can still remember the password.

It's nothing more than those few, Jiang Bai has already memorized it fluently, but this kind of password also has a drawback, that is, if one password is leaked, other passwords will fall.

Open the steam platform steam, click on the game PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and start a double row.

In order to have a better show effect, Jiang Bai didn't plan to start solo rowing, after all, he was still very clear about his own level.

For Jiang Bai, this game is a skydiving simulator.

With tens of thousands of people, watching a big man parachute is better than going to the dance area to watch a cute little girl dance.

In this game, you can chat with your teammates while in a double row. If you meet a sand sculpture teammate, the effect of the show will explode.

The two sand sculptures will have a strange chemical reaction when they touch each other.

When his hand was about to click the "Match" button, Jiang Bai suddenly thought of a coquettish operation.

So he posted his email address on the public screen, and said to the camera: "Is there any big brother who has a useful voice changer?"

The show operation that Jiang Bai thinks of is to play the shemale account.

Use a voice changer to change your voice and tease your little brother!
Just after Jiang Bai released the mailbox and said the request for a while, several voice changers were received in the mailbox.

Jiang Bai tried several models, and chose the one with the best voice-changing effect.

"Hello, hello? Can you hear me?" Jiang Bai raised his voice and tried the sound with Mai.

The reaction of the barrage surprised Jiang Bai a little.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what kind of fairy voice is this?"

"Damn it, please give me a voice changer like this."

"Even if this voice is a man, I would anal him to death!"

"Does it really sound good here?" Jiang Bai opened the live broadcast room and listened to it, and a crisp loli voice entered Jiang Bai's ears.

"The ears are pregnant"

"Did I bend over? Even the wind has a pretty face."

That's it!
At this time, there was a timed barrage in the live broadcast room, referred to as SC, a barrage that could be fixed in the live broadcast room for money.

"This voice changer was developed by the team and is for personal use. I hope it will not spread to the outside world."

Jiang Bai quickly promised that he would not spread it, and the barrage was naturally disappointed.

"Ah, it's not rumored?"

"Don't spread the word, let's go."

He clicked the "Match" button, snapped, and soon entered the game.

Jiang Bai's game ID is "jiangbai", which is his real name, and the ID of his teammate is "231171158"

A string of garbled characters, I don't know what it means.

"Hello? Little brother? Are you there?" Jiang Bai opened the microphone and spoke to his teammates.

Then Jiang Bai turned off the microphone and faced the live broadcast room.

"Mouth area! It's disgusting."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"You are so coquettish, why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"Miss sister? I'm here!" A clean male voice sounded.

"There are still female players in this game? I haven't met them in hundreds of hours of playing." The helpless voice of teammates rang in Jiang Bai's ears again.

"Wow, brother Meng, this buddy has a good voice!" Jiang Bai praised.

It's different from the good-sounding duo, and the other party's mic seems to be the same as his, a professional radio mic.

In the quality square, many players saw the female skin specially set up by Jiang Bai, and then surrounded Jiang Bai and punched.

There are also people who shout "lbwnb", all kinds of ghosts and ghosts.

"That... little brother, it's my first time playing this game, you can't scold me!" Jiang Bai used the voice changer to make a timid soft voice. "

This is the voice a girl should have!
Sure enough, men are true love, and the opposite sex is just a tool for reproduction.

The audience in the live broadcast room seemed to be completely overwhelmed, and all they had in their minds were questions about philosophy.

Suddenly Jiang Bai closed the microphone and complained to the live broadcast room.

"It's disgusting, mouth area, I can actually make such a disgusting sound."

"Damn it, don't talk!"

"Remember to turn on the voice changer when you speak in the future, and you will not be used to hearing the sound of the voice changer."

They are actually impressed with the voice of the voice changer!
(End of this chapter)