This up walks sideways

Chapter 360 Don't believe in challenges.

Seven people forced Nanni to hold him down, put on the life jacket, and then grabbed his hands and feet to hang him in the air.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Jiang Bai looked at Nanni and smiled.

Nanni nodded frantically, and only then did everyone know.

What is nodding like pounding garlic?

Then they put Nanni down, and it was just a joke.

Impossible to actually throw him down.

This is the sea, in case something goes wrong.

It's over, and he is suspected of intentional homicide.

Next is the ending, and this episode comes to an end. It is said that this is their first variety show ending in the form of a variety show.

So the director still needs to go through it again, probably making a "breaking circle" movement towards the camera, and then shouting slogans.

"Break the circle, shape-shifting brother!"

To be honest, the director and the screenwriter beeped softly: "I am quite satisfied with this episode."

Next, the two teams need to vote for the final MVP and the black sheep. This is a small tidbit.

At this time Jiang Bai interjected: "I think the MVP is me, it's not too much."

Li Yuanji couldn't bear it anymore: "It's too much!"

"Let's not talk about MVP, I think there can be three people for this black apple." Da Xia rubbed his chin and looked at the three rescued people.

Ah Ma Rui retorted: "We can't help it, who told the director to arrange it like this!"

The rescue team hit it off immediately: "Who said there can only be one black sheep, here we vote!"

There are four people in the rescue team, and they only have three...

Four to three, my boy.

The director decided to take back what he just said.

He suddenly feels less satisfied now, who told you to change the rules randomly? Hey! !

"Since we can't compete for MVP, let's vote for you in front of the screen!" Jiang Bai pointed to a host seat.

It seems that the fat houses in front of the screen have really interacted with their souls.

The director thought this proposal seemed good, so he quickly contacted Xiaopozhan to see if he could hold a new event or something.

Let's break the circle. The Transformation Brothers are not recorded at one time, but recorded once a week. Unlike going to school, you can't stop it. You can continue recording at any time.

So they didn't bring too much luggage, and the villa was only rented for one day...

At that time, it will not only be in Hainan, it may be flying all over the country.

The program group is rich, and the sponsor's father is mighty!

The editor may have joked that the "black sheep" edited it, but in fact it was edited by a professional staff.

Come back home!

Jiang Bai suddenly remembered that he met a four-legged chicken when he was in PW, and said that he was a guest at his film and television base in the past.

Looks like I can arrange something this week.

Just do what you say, and find a four-legged chicken on WeChat.

"Four-legged Chicken"

I can carry the wind when I walk: Is Brother Ji there?

Four-legged chicken:? ? ? ?chicken bro?

I can take the wind when I walk: Don’t care about these details, last time PW said to be your guest, I have time now, is it convenient?
Four-Legged Chicken: No problem, we at Century Avenue happen to have a video to record, so it’s no problem to bring you one.

I can carry the wind when I walk: when will I pass?
Four-legged chicken: You can do it anytime, I have plenty of rooms.

When Jiang Bai saw this sentence, he made a decisive decision not to go home, and went to the film and television base of the four-legged chicken to contribute.

I can take the wind when I walk: OK, I will go there now.

Now the plane is flying to Shanghai, and the plane is a very good place to watch videos.

No one bothers you, which is great.

Jiangbai Diankai Xiaopozhan's hot list No. 24: "UP Explosive Liver [-] Hours, Milk Tea Lun's New Song Prelude Continuation"

150 million views in less than a day!And it's a UP master without Little Lightning certification.

Milk Tea Lun really deserves to be the king of heaven... Those international superstars who are only visible to fans go to learn what is a high-quality idol.

The current popularity is a bit difficult to grasp at a glance. In some videos, Jiang Bai has the expression of an old man on the subway.

Can this thing be popular? ? ?

Time passed in a blink of an eye, and soon Jiang Bai arrived at Sijiaji's house.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

"Indeed hahahaha."

After being polite for a while, I plan to get straight to the point, anyway, it's quite early now.

"Let me call Xiaolin and the others first, they don't live far away." The four-legged chicken said to Jiang Bai.

Jiang Bai nodded.

After a while, Master Dao and Xiao Lin arrived.

"Yo, bring the wind." Dao Ye greeted Jiang Bai.

The two have a good relationship, and even recorded a video together when they were in school.

Xiaolin and Jiang Bai also chatted happily. Jiang Bai vaguely remembered that Jiang Bai took a video of checking the UP main favorites during the last PW.

Kobayashi's wave is exposing his XP.

"Our game, let me explain the rules to you first." The four-legged chicken explained the rules clearly in a few words.

"OK."

"Understood, no problem."

"Then start the video?"

"Ah."

"Hello friends, welcome to our video! We are..."

"Technician No. [-]!" The three shouted in unison.

The origin of the name of the combination of vegetarian Xiaolin, Daoye and Four-legged Chicken.

It was named after many talented fans, and finally decided to call it Century Avenue.

But sometimes another name like Technician No. [-] is used.

"Today we invited a super heavyweight guest!" Kobayashi introduced to the camera.

And the four-legged chicken was tearing down the stage: "This heavyweight guest is rushing to our show."

Master Dao: "This heavyweight guest is—Bring the wind! Fengshen!!"

"I don't know if you have seen his autistic challenge?"

"I watch it all the time!" "I watched it when I was young!"

Jiang Bai is embarrassed, he has only been a UP master in the living area for two years.

The gods have grown up since they were young.

Jiang Bai clasped his fists: "No, no, senior, you are the seniors! I watch your videos regularly, and I have watched your videos since I was born."

"No way, no way!"

"The referee of our game today is Teacher Yang Xue?" Jiang Bai looked at the front.

Teacher Yang Xue is coming in.

"Yo, you guessed it right." Master Dao replied with a smile.

"Then what are the rules of our game?" Jiang Bai knows their traditions and corporate culture.

"Wait!" The four-legged chicken glanced at Jiang Bai and said that you are very good.

Jiang Bai looked at the four-legged chicken indifferently, and was dumbfounded.

"Don't you need to shoot big upgrades?" Jiang Bai asked.

The four-legged chicken rolled his eyes at Jiang Bai: "It will be fine if the synthesis is not done later."

Jiang Bai slapped his head, and then he reacted.

"The rules of the game: Each round will set a cold question, and the answerer will draw a card."

"Only one person will draw the correct answer, and the others will be blank cards. They need to make up a real answer as much as possible to deceive the trust of the referee."

"After the referee listens to everyone's answers, he will choose the one who doesn't believe him the most and eliminate him!"

Jiang Bai understood the rules of the game, which is fairly simple and easy to understand.

Unlike the first circle-breaking task during the recording period of Transforming Brothers, the difficulty is too high.

All the staff didn't understand the rules and were a little confused.

But this is actually not very important, because it is just a pre-promo film.

Teacher Yang Xue finished distributing the card, picked up the mobile phone and read the question: "Where is the part of the human body that moves the most every day?"

For the time being, I won’t reveal who has the correct answer, we can guess along with it.

Jiang Bai glanced at the card in his hand, without changing his expression: "The part that people move the most in a day is the tongue, because we have to talk every day, and when you talk, your mouth will move with your tongue."

"When you breathe, your tongue also starts to move because of the breathing movement, and even when you sleep your tongue will move! So the part that moves the most is the tongue!"

Jiang Bai's series of speeches seems to have no flaws, good guy.

Because after the answer, other people can't speak, otherwise Jiang Bai has reason to suspect that these bad embryos must be complaining.

The four-legged chicken spoke: "What I am writing here is that the eye muscles of the eyeball, there are many muscles around the eyes, there are twenty or thirty groups of muscles, and every time you blink, the twenty or thirty groups of muscles will move at the same time."

"One day, the eye muscles move up to 10,000+ times, so our eye muscles are the most active."

The four-legged chicken didn't show any expression after finishing speaking, showing no flaws at all.

Let Jiang Bai be disappointed, he originally wanted to analyze it based on their facial expressions.

Because when the referee speaks next, they can interfere with the judgment.

This group of old UP masters are like old fritters, they can play games, and they also have program effects.

Daoist is almost ten million, and he is the most stupid one in this group, can you believe it...

The next one is Xiaolin: "What I wrote on it is this nasal polyp. We need to breathe every day, so he exercises up to [-] times a day!"

When Xiao Lin finished speaking, Jiang Bai smiled: "Xiao Lin, you are obviously weaker than a four-legged chicken. You only have [-] times for [-] times."

Master Dao was also happy: "I suspect he made it up on the spot, okay, the correct answer is me."

"The mouth is the most frequently exercised every day. We have to eat and talk every day. The more we talk, the more frequently we exercise."

"What you said makes sense." The four-legged chicken nodded.

Daoist was in a hurry: "It doesn't make sense, I have the correct answer."

"Your one is similar to Daifeng, his one is more reliable than yours." Xiao Lin said with a smile.

Daoist was silent for a moment: "I'm just reading according to what I said above, I don't know exactly what it is."

"Come on, let's see what the referee says."

At this time, Teacher Yang Xue's little head was running crazily.

"Breathing, I think people are breathing all the time, so the nose is used a lot, the mouth, I think it's okay not to speak." Teacher Yang Xue's analysis was as fierce as a tiger.

Master Dao: Don't cue, your mentality has collapsed.

"And when you're not talking, your tongue doesn't actually move, right? What you see now is which one is more eyeballs or nose."

"It means to kick the two of us first?" Jiang Bai looked at Teacher Yang Xue indignantly.

I'm a guest!

"I think it's better to kick Daoist first. Daoist has more loopholes." Teacher Yang Xue nodded.

Master Dao: "Yang Xue, you were not like this at first!! Where is Chen Yang Dexue as promised?"

Teacher Yang Xue smiled and shook her head: "One size is one size, and I will compensate you when I go home."

Jiang Bai's face was dark: "I feel like I've been shown."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"The second one kicked with the wind, and the third kicked on all fours. I think what Xiao Lin said is quite reasonable."

The four-legged chicken sighed: "The correct answer is the eyes!!"

The tone of hating iron but not steel.

"What's going on? How could it be the eyes?" Teacher Yang Xue was confused.

"People's eye muscles move up to 22 times a day. There are [-] groups of muscles in total, and [-] groups of them are used when blinking..." The four-legged chicken read out the inscription on his card in one breath.

"Next round!" Teacher Yang Xue became more courageous as she fought.

"Second question, a strange custom in a certain place."

It was still Jiang Bai who started to speak first: "There is a country called Zawarudo. It is very convenient to get a divorce in this country. Slaughter a cow and eat together...the point is here!"

"Slapping each other ten times is considered a successful divorce."

After Jiang Bai finished speaking, he was calm and relaxed, and he didn't feel that there was a problem with what he said.

"You have a big problem with the wind, you are too outrageous."

"Off the scale..."

"I want to vote for you."

Jiang Bai scratched his head and didn't speak, the next one was a four-legged chicken.

Four-legged chicken: "In the United Arab Emirates, there is a very small pocket town called..."

"Wakanda." Jiang Bai answered.

"Hahahaha grass!"

"Grass, a plant."

"Wakanda is in Africa!!"

The four-legged chicken took a look at the card in his hand, he acted like a good guy.

"In that place, there's a strange custom that you can't profuse on... the toilet."

Jiang Bai Beebu lived, hahahahaha, God couldn't be respectful on the toilet.

The family roared with laughter.

Is such an outrageous thing a word that carbon-based organisms can say?

The four-legged chicken smothered a smile: "That's what he wrote, using a latrine but not a toilet."

Kobayashi is next.

Xiao Lin said: "It is said that in Judaism, they pay special attention to knowledge and knowledge. When the children are sensible, their adults will drop a drop of honey on the books."

"Then let the children lick the book, which means: knowledge is supreme."

"It's well-made." Master Dao sneered disdainfully.

"In Africa, there is a country called Agra. The rite of passage is to eat a local poisonous spider. You will be considered an adult after eating it."

Jiang Bai smiled and complained: "Are there any adults in their country?"

Xiao Lin directly launched revenge: "Could they all die after eating?"

"I can see through the core of this game, the more fake it is, the more I think you are making it up." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

Teacher Yang Xue nodded in agreement, feeling deeply.

"So, mine is not outrageous." said the four-legged chicken.

Jiang Bai complained with a black face: "Four-legged chicken, can you say the name of the country you just said again."

The four-legged chicken was on sale quickly, and it took a long time to answer: "United Arab Emirates!"

"Oh~ you remembered it." Jiang Bai didn't buy it.

Teacher Yang Xue dragged her head: "I think the first one to be eliminated should be..."

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Brothers, I start school tomorrow woo woo woo.

It should degenerate into a more beast from September onwards.

(End of this chapter)