This up walks sideways

Chapter 35 Long live the Hydra!
"Then let's do it all over again."

"ZAwarudo!"

"Really do it all over again."

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"Bringing the wind? Look up for a long time!"

"Do you want to start here?"

"Two goals."

"Broadcast the accident."

"Unlimited monthly reading."

"hat trick."

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha talent!"

"I'm going to check out what's in your UP main favorites right now!"

"Look whatever you want, no problem!"

"Replay the old trick!"

Jiang Bai swiped Xiaolin's favorites "Computer learning, C++ programming, your favorites are full of learning materials!"

"Ham, on weekdays I like to enrich myself at Pozhan." Kobayashi pretended to be modest.

"Academic fraud!"

"The world line changes."

【Youth mode! 】

"Secret it, keep it secret!" Xiao Lin leaned down and whispered in Jiang Bai's ear.

"Confidential"

"Everyone in the country knows about it."

...

"High energy ahead!"

"The world line ends."

"Brother Xiaolin! I will never tell anyone! Your favorites are all black silk! All are legs! This is! Between us! Small! Secret! Secret!" Jiang Bai pointed at Xiaolin's fans with a loudspeaker the crowd shouted.

"Dangerous!"

"Xiao Lin: Don't run away, the gate species!"

"You are gone!"

At this moment, Xiao Lin picked up the "Thor's Hammer" and chased after Jiang Bai.

A piece of BGM ignited the whole video!
"Bibo Burning."

"Rannm! The grass is growing!"

Then the video ended, and Jiang Bai himself still had more to say.

The one-click editing of this [editing software] is too technical!I deleted a lot of my own nonsense and insignificant actions, and laughed all the way.

If he cut it himself, he would definitely not be able to cut it so smoothly.

After a few hours, Jiang Bai turned over the comment area.

Kobayashi who loves meat: Shuzhong, don't run away.My majestic 300 million fans UP master actually planted here with you!
The replies below are even more funny, all in one color.

"In? Borrow one to talk."

Jiang Bai followed back with a backhand.

"Kobayashi has a color batch."

...

At the same time, two figures who came to find Jiang Bai at Shanghai Airport have already got off the plane.

"Hey, dear viewers, hello! I'm Boston Lobster!"

"I'm Nanni AK."

"You all know that the two of us don't look autistic in front of the camera, but in reality we are very autistic, so we, Toli Yuanji, specially asked a UP host to take us out of autism." Da Xia said to the camera.

"It is said that this UP has led the two out of autism!" The two sang together.

On the other side, Jiang Bai has already received a call from Li Yuanji, knowing that they will go to the agreed place immediately, and take out two LED billboards that were customized online a few days ago.

One is "Boston Lobster"

The other one is "Nanni AK"

And the place they agreed on was the downtown square in Shanghai, where there was a lot of traffic on weekdays, people coming and going, and the flow of people was huge!

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"Hey, we have arrived at the appointed place, but the UP master has not arrived yet! We strongly condemn this behavior!" Nanni began to engage in program effects.

Suddenly, a person sprang out from the grass beside him, holding two LED billboards and rushing over!
Shrimp was taken aback, and this person shouted while rushing

"Prawn I love you! Nanni Superstar! Please sign me" or something like that.

Boston Lobster and Nanni AK ran out of the square immediately after hearing this.

The bustling crowd in the square was staring at the two of them, and their faces turned red instantly.

"Damn it! This is a slap in the face! It's too ruthless!" Nanni complained.

"That's right, I never expected it!" Da Xia still had a flush on his face that hadn't faded.

Then Jiang Bai caught up, and their demeanor had returned to normal, but Nanni still complained.

"Too cruel!"

"This will allow you to get out of autism!" Jiang Bai smiled with narrowed eyes.

"Dangdangdangdang! This is the UP leader who brought us out of autism this time!" Nanni quickly recovered and introduced.

"The originator of [Autism Challenge]! The crab that breaks the station and walks sideways! How can we get out of autism this time?" Da Xia asked.

"You go to my house first." Jiang Bai led them back home.

Jiang Bai prepared the equipment long before they came, and now they can start directly!

"I have a bucket here, we write challenges to each other, and then draw lots." Jiang Bai handed the paper to Da Xia and Nanni.

Jiang Bai thought about what to write before they came, and he wrote it like a dragon and a snake
"Send a video list to married."

Whoever gets it is unlucky!The effect of the program is absolutely explosive!
Nanni wrote

"Shout out the window that I want to get the Baida!" Nanni missed the Baida many times.

What the prawn wrote is

"Shouting Long Live Hydra to passers-by in the elevator!"

In the end, all of them were put into the lottery bucket and started to be drawn uniformly. Jiang Bai had an ominous premonition as soon as he got the lottery
"Fuck, I'm tm!" Jiang Bai never thought that harming others would end up harming himself!
"Who wrote this Hydra?" Nanni asked.

"I, so you wrote the top [-]?" Prawn said.

"Who will start with? Take the wind, he smoked first."

"My number is gone." Jiang Bai was dejected.

"You wrote it by yourself. What did you write? You look downcast after you draw it." The two were curious, looking at Jiang Bai's note with their heads probed.

"There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who is spared by heaven! I wrote a video confession that I am married." Jiang Bai did not hide it, and leaked the note.

"Hahahahahahahahaha, you are really talented!" The two of them took the note and laughed wildly after reading it.

After a while, the laughter stopped.

"Ahem, let's guess the punch!" said the prawn.

"Rock paper scissors!"

"Damn!" Prawn was incapable and furious.

Then he tremblingly walked to the window, picked up the big speaker that Jiang Bai bought at the exhibition, and shouted
"I want to get a hundred dollars!"

The sound can be described as deafening and overwhelming, but at this time everyone in the community has gone to work, and they don't care what disturbs the people or not.

But the prawns don't know!He will shut himself down until he squats down and covers his face in one go!
At the same time as Da Xia closed his path, Nanni followed Jiang Bai to the elevator and waited for the next victim.

"Ding dong." The elevator door opened, and a middle-aged man walked in.

"Long live Hydra!" Nanni said to the uncle in a low voice.

Uncle: Which snake has nine heads?
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Jiang Bai laughed wildly after the uncle got off the elevator, but the challenge hasn't stopped yet.

Da Xia wrote from the first floor to the fifth floor where Jiang Bai lives. The uncle got off the elevator on the second floor, that is to say, there may be people getting on the elevator later.

"Ding dong." Sure enough, this time it was a young man who came in, who seemed to live on the fifth floor like Jiang Bai.

"Long live Hydra." Nanni's voice trembled slightly.
"Oh." The young brother looked puzzled, and then replied with a word.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha haha ​​haha ​​haha ​​to death. The whole paragraph collapses!"

At this moment, Nanni was so self-imposed that she was lying on the wall of the elevator, not wanting to move.

Simply

"Social death"!
Finally back home, Jiang Bai decided to skip his challenge and end this video directly.

"Okay, audience friends, what about this video!" Jiang Bai's mouth was covered.

Da Xia and Nanni will not let him succeed, and cover Jiang Bai's mouth first.

all staring at him

"Don't forget to confess your love to the married!"

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