This up walks sideways

Chapter 316 I want to escape from this planet.

"That's right, the ignorant old man came out of the arena again, and I can count on a wave of enthusiasm from the ancient gods." Jiang Bai said with a smile.

Walking and walking, we arrived at the express cabinet, and there were quite a lot of people beside the express cabinet.

Seeing them holding up the cameras, they all cast strange glances.

"Let me get a courier first."

Jiang Bai was a little confused: "Isn't it a walk? What are you doing with the courier?"

"I took the courier first."

Jiang Bai was even more confused: "How do you take a walk with the courier?"

"Don't you want to take the courier?" Lu Gu's mouth showed a subtle arc.

Jiang Bai secretly thought it was bad!

It seems to have followed this woman's way!
He looked at Lu Gu and smiled, and then he couldn't help it anymore.

"What's the matter?"

Lu Gu laughed louder and louder, and the corners of Jiang Bai's mouth became bigger and bigger.

She pointed to the splash screen ad for the delivery locker.

"400 million fans UP owner: I can walk with the wind"

Attached to Jiang Bai's daily big face.

"Welcome home!"

Jiang Bai looked in the direction of her finger, then the smile gradually stiffened, and then disappeared.

Lu Gu smiled even more happily seeing the change in Jiang Bai's expression.

Her happy laugh attracted the attention of many passers-by, and then the passers-by saw Jiang Bai on the advertising space.

Then follow Jiang Bai standing in front of the express cabinet.

Passerby: These two seem to be the same person? !

"Hello, are you a star?" A passer-by asked Jiang Bai, pointing to the advertising space.

"Sorry, I'm not." Jiang Bai pulled Lu Gu and slipped away.

The passers-by were left stunned.

"Go, go, go." Jiang Bai was autistic.

What a shame.

Jiang Bai ran with the wind, and Lu Gu was dragged to run, laughing while running.

Lu Gu's laughter could still be heard in the wind.

"There's a big problem, I haven't been so socially dead for a long time." Jiang Bai covered his face.

"I booked... the advertising space in the courier cabinet downstairs in our house for three days, and this is already the second day." Lu Gu couldn't breathe with a smile.

"Crazy!?" Jiang Bairen was dumbfounded.

The originator of the autism challenge was actually made autistic by the first victim of the autism challenge, can you believe it? !
"In other words, you have been on that ad for 24 hours, hahahahaha!"

"Really?" Jiang Bai's eyes widened.

Jiang Bai wants to escape from this planet.

"of course."

"My God! It's so embarrassing!"

If there are fans of the two of them here, there will probably be a classic barrage in this paragraph——

"I would like to call it a unique skill!"

"You are now in our community, as long as anyone who has come to pick up the courier will know you."

"Have you noticed that there are two of me now?"

"why?"

"Because I'm cracked."

"No way, no way."

on the way home.

"How did you feel when you saw that photo just now?" Lu Gu asked with a smile.

"I feel like you're doing magic."

Originally, that advertising space was rotated with others, and the last one has not been rented out yet.

So it's a whiteboard.

When Lu Gu pointed there, the whiteboard suddenly turned into a photo of Jiang Bai...

Coach, I want to learn this.

"Can't you change to something better!?" Jiang Bai is a little ashamed to think about the photo of that advertising space now!

big grass!

Jiang Bai decided not to buy anything online for these three days, otherwise he would die.

"I deliberately chose good-looking ones, okay hahahaha." Lu Gu said that he didn't believe it.

"I said that when I first entered the community, the security guard saw that something was wrong with me." Jiang Bai's face was black.

Many unreasonable things that happened before have an explanation.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Then this video is over here?" Lu Gu looked at Jiang Bai with a smile.

"Destroy, I'm tired."

"If you like this video, don't forget to click three times~"

"Don't repeat, the less people see this video, the better."

What Jiang Bai didn't expect was that this sentence actually inspired the rebellious psychology of some fans.

I didn't want to like it, but you suddenly told me not to like it, making me listen to you.

I'll do it, I'll do it!
Just like a book friend, during the first update, it was short every day, and during the second update, this chapter said that there was no one.

That's the truth.

"Don't click a single like! It's best not to watch the video." Jiang Bai helped end this video with a black face.

"Oh, don't be angry~" Lu Gu came to comfort Jiang Bai after the video ended.

In fact, Jiang Bai was not angry at all, except for a little social death.

Others are fine.

But, a crying baby has milk.

So Jiang Bai ignored Lu Gu on the road.

back home.

"I am angry."

"Do you still want to hug and hold high?" Lu Gu asked with a smile.

"If you want me to say it, I can sacrifice my hue." Jiang Bai held his head up, expressing that he was unyielding.

"It's fine to hug and hold high, but I can give you a massage." Lu Gu said and put his hands on Jiang Bai's shoulders.

"This is great!"

With strong bones and strong bones, a massage can go against your will!

After enjoying a massage, Jiang Bai felt that he should not be too greedy.

Not being able to enjoy herself made her tired.

So Jiang Bai made a bold decision.

"I'll press for you!"

……

Lu Gu has already knocked down Jiang Bai's turbulent salty pig's hands countless times.

"You are a blind massager!" Lu Gu couldn't help laughing.

Why is it getting lower and lower from the shoulder? !

"Yes, yes, I am blind, oh, where is this?"

Lu Gu's face turned red visibly.

Someone is dishonest again!
Early the next morning.

Jiang Bai got up and went to the ignorant handicraft workshop.

Oddity was waiting at the door early in the morning.

"Isn't it windy! What a busy person!" Odd News began to get ambiguous.

Because of ignorance, the plan started a few days ago, but Jiang Bai was still recording "Going to School" a few days ago, so he didn't have time.

"Ignorant boss, it's not impossible." Jiang Bai really couldn't resist the yin and yang of the veteran UP master.

Had to retreat.

"Because I haven't said that I want to quit the Internet so far, so this video will be my final work." Wu Wen said more seriously.

"Are you really going to quit the Internet?"

"After working for so long, I have won a lot from the Top [-], and I have also been in the Hall of Fame. It is time to pay attention to my real life." Odd News shrugged.

"Actually, I came here to fight, you can do whatever you want, you don't have to worry about me."

"Well, I found out through the gossip that a golden mask was unearthed in Pit No. [-] last month, and the specific time was broadcast on CCTV this month."

"This is big news, but this golden mask is half a piece! So the theme of our video is to restore it!" Odd Wen said.

"With such a serious subject, is it appropriate to call me a funny UP master..." Jiang Bai hesitated a little.

"What's inappropriate, I also had a lot of black material back then." Odd News said it didn't matter.

Since there is nothing wrong with the righteous master, Jiang Bai will naturally not say anything.

Anyway, he was just here to help, and by the way, he could pick up a wave of popularity, and he could also pick up a high-broadcast manuscript.

Why not do it? ~

(End of this chapter)