This up walks sideways

Chapter 300 is about to be born.

"When you were making trouble, I seriously calculated it." The performance teacher said solemnly.

If Jiang Bai hadn't been watching the performance teacher's mouth almost reaching the ear, he would really believe it.

"Brother Beizi is not the name Wei Wei Ji said, there is only one name difference between you, it's a loss!"

Weird Ji shrugged, he had already thought about how to perform a talent show.

What he can perform in front of them is singing?

Pull the wind and come to another episode of "The Husband and Wife Return the Home".

"Ahem, then I'll perform an opera for everyone." Weird Ji said that she was going to put on a show!

The pretentious routine of opera is tried and tested.

But this time the teacher didn't buy it.

"Hey, I was just talking about performances, but you can't choose this one yourself." The performance teacher interrupted Wei Weiji's pretentious routine seriously.

"Then what do you want to do?" Weird Ji was so careless, she never imagined that the next thing would be his nightmare.

"How about letting your companion help you choose the show to perform?" The teacher waved his hand and pointed to Jiang Bai and the others.

Jiang Bai's head turned rapidly and found this routine...

Isn't it the most suitable routine for the autistic challenge? !
I am familiar with this.

"Teacher, let me help him choose the program!" Jiang Bai's expression was very serious, as if he really thought of a good program.

Weird Ji looked at Jiang Bai curiously and stood up.

"Okay, you can stand up and say it."

Jiang Bai stood up with a smirk, Weird Ji suddenly felt that something was wrong? !

"How about showing the Bible to your classmates?"

"who?"

"Kobin's."

Weird Ji's mouth twitched slightly, Kobayashi Bible?

"Crazy, hahahaha, fuck, I have the burden of being an idol!" Ji Weiji was furious.

Except for Kobayashi, a guy who is not autistic at all, such things as the Kobayashi Bible can be read out of the mouth.

Who else can read it?
"No, you have to follow the order if you lose." Although the teacher couldn't understand what they were saying, she saw Wei Jiji's resistance.

The performance teacher immediately understood that this must be fun.

"Ah, this." Weird Ji hesitated for a long time.

This thing is really broken.

Weird Ji vaguely remembers that when she started as a UP master, she was set up as a cold and mysterious male god.

After recording a few videos of the living area, Wei Jiji still didn't have a count in her heart.

I thought my character design was still the cold and mysterious male god character design I talked about before.

Little do they know that his character set has long since collapsed into a small twist made of sand sculptures and sticks in the first living area video...

"Whether you succeed or not, you must go." Jiang Bai was amused to see Weird Ji's tangled look.

Jiang Bai was still thinking about the last time Weird Ji tricked him.

This time PW is here again, and I don't know if I will be tricked again.

So come back first just in case, if it is really punished, it will not be a loss, okay?

"Okay." Weird Ji gritted her teeth.

The effect of the show is definitely explosive, but it's a pity that I am a cold and mysterious male god.

If Jiang Bai could hear Weird Ji's secret thoughts, he would definitely complain: "What a god, a cold male god! Just your yellow hair?!"

Weird Ji was a best-selling writer of mystery novels before she became the master of UP.

In addition, Kobayashi Bible is very popular in the broken station.

So Weird Ji compiled the next lines in a short while.

"classmates!

I have liked you for a long time, from the first time I saw you.

I have always liked you, and since then, I have been following you!

Every class I will watch your faces.

Be with you when you are happy 2333
I cheer for you when you are unhappy
I'm crazy to repeat your words

I will strike those who scold you

You and I have been through so much ups and downs in this world

i think we should have a happy ending
Although I know that now I have many shortcomings

but i believe

as long as the two of us are together

There will be infinite possibilities in the future

So

classmates

come on!Awesome! "

Weird Girl's speech was very... positive energy.

Anyway, at that moment, Weird Ji caused a sensation in the audience.

"Thank you!" Weird Ji was very proud.

Compiled in five seconds, it's hard to say how good it is.

At least there are no loopholes.

"Okay, our warm-up is over, and the class will officially start." The acting teacher straightened his appearance.

I just laughed for a long time on the podium, and my jaw will not be dislocated.

"The theme of our acting class today is production."

"Production?" Jiang Bai didn't expect to be so explosive for the first time.

"That's right, it's the birth, but today we don't show the birth of the animal kingdom, because we don't know very well, what we're doing today is the birth of humans."

"ohhhhhh!"

The whole class became lively, especially the boys.

Everyone was smiling and didn't know what they were thinking.

"If this is your baby." The performance teacher took out two three-dimensional figures of small TVs from behind the podium.

The UP owners were all laughing madly on the spot. What better way to insert a site-breaking advertisement than a small TV? !

Just implant it, hahahaha grass.

Jiang Bai guessed that it might not be a solo broadcast, if it is a solo broadcast, there is no need to advertise at all.

"Come on you two." The teacher pointed to Jiang Bai and Da Xia.

"Why me again?" Jiang Bai was speechless.

It's not that I want the camera, but the camera can't leave me!

Jiang Bai said so, but actually walked out with the prawns.

Old arrogant.

"You look pleasing to the eye."

"Oh, thank you then."

"Now imagine, if the two of you are going to have a baby..." The performance teacher was interrupted by Da Xia before he could finish speaking.

"The two of us can't have a baby!" Da Xia complained with a dark face.

If this is broadcast, there will definitely be a large number of CP fans.

All kinds of cp names can come out, so there is no need to doubt the talent of the fans.

Absurdly overflowing.

The acting teacher didn't say anything, and handed them two little TV villains.

Jiang Bai looked at the small TV in his hand and pondered.

half an hour...

"Oh, I get it, just call it later!" Jiang Bai's eyes lit up, as if he had thought of some reliable operation.

Hmm, reliable operation.

Seeing Jiang Bai's bright eyes, Da Xia knew that it was not a reliable operation.

Maybe it's still some deceitful show operation.

So he silently stuffed the small TV into his clothes, ready to become a pregnant woman.

The teacher instructed from the side: "You can start acting from the pain in front."

Prawn nodded.

Jiang Bai started dubbing on the side: "Now you are shopping."

Da Xia hugged his stomach and looked around: "Wow, they look so good, those clothes are so beautiful!"

"Pain!" The teacher gave orders.

"Ah!!!!" Shrimp shouted with all his strength.

Deafening!
You can refer to that groundhog...

Master Dao laughed until his stomach hurt, this groundhog is so alive.

"I'm going to give birth! Doctor!!"

(End of this chapter)