This up walks sideways

Chapter 269 A man should be self-reliant, and the decal on the mirror is yellow.

Chapter 269 A man should be self-reliant, and the decal on the mirror is yellow.

The large troops behind began to whisper.

"Fortunately, I dyed my blue hair back after the PW performance." Ma Huanhou said fearfully.

He didn't have the face of Weird Ji, an old fritter, to say such a thing.

"Me too." Brother Bei Zi echoed.

"Understood, I have to dye my hair back tomorrow." Teacher Wen said seriously.

"Dye it back to green, right?" Weird Ji asked.

"Hmm... No! It's black." Teacher Wen was about to be fooled by Weird Ji.

It's outrageous, okay?

"Ok."

"Now let's go down and get ready for class." Teacher Wen led a large group of people into Class Three and Four.

The third and fourth classes of high school are art classes. At this time, their art exams have already been passed, and the college entrance exams still have to wait for a while.

Basically, as long as the art class passes the line, there is no problem with the culture class, so there is no problem in using it for shooting.

You can also use these UP masters to make your school famous.

Kill two birds with one stone.

"Ms. Wu, I brought some new classmates over here." Now there is a math class inside.

It can be seen that the students in the art class don't care much about this class.

Those who passed the line did not panic at all, and those who did not pass the line did not panic.

Let nature take its course.

The students inside cheered when they heard a new classmate coming!

"Wuhu! Weird Girl! The Godfather of Huaguo Reasoning!"

"Crazy for the Tao, crazy for the Tao! Bang Bang Bang Bang for the Tao!"

"Gou Daifeng seems to be our senior!!"

"Soup Daren Fraternity~~~"

"Brother Beizi Ma Huan! Ah Wei is dead!"

Jiang Bai is sure when he sees the scene in front of him.

These guys are definitely loyal users of Xiaopozhan!
"Come to introduce yourself?" Teacher Wu was a little curious when he saw how popular these people were.

"Hey, dear viewers, my name is Bo Ai!" Bo Ai directly spoke his iconic opening remarks.

"ohhhh!"

The whole class immediately boiled.

"Bo Ai is too eager to express himself, I am different, I want to be more serious." Weird Ji cleared her throat and said.

"My name is Weird Ji. People in the Jianghu call him the godfather of reasoning in Huaguo, but I dare not be. I prefer to call myself the father of my sister."

Weird Ji's pretense in this wave is stronger than that of Bo Ai.

Hua Guo reasoned that the title of godfather was quite high.

"Fart, look at me." Jiang Bai smiled.

"Hello everyone, I'm Daifeng, your seniors from the previous class!" Jiang Bai is much more restrained than the previous two.

Having said that, this time men and women are divided into classes, and the girls' group is in the second class of the third year next door.

Also an art class.

At this time, the voices of the second class of the third year next door are louder than this class. Who doesn't like beautiful women?
Even if the girls add up and multiply by two, they are not as tall as the boys...

"Jiang Bai... Oh no, take the wind, you can do it there." Teacher Wen pointed to a male student.

"Ah? Why is it a male classmate?" Everyone in Jiangbai was dumbfounded.

What about the beautiful female classmate you promised?

"Why isn't it a beautiful female UP host?" The male classmate next to her also complained.

"Hey you kid." Jiang Bai smiled.

This guy is pretty mean.

"Seeing off guests at night on the Xunyang River, maple leaves and grasses rustle in autumn, the master dismounts and the guests are on the boat, wanting to drink without orchestral..." At this time, the morning reading is a bit boring.

Jiang Bai's high school seniors would memorize these texts thoroughly, but at the moment they are a little forgotten.

"Now broadcast an announcement: Class [-] of Senior Three: Lu Gu, Ke Ji, Tuanzi, Puff, and Class [-] of Senior Three: Dai Feng, Wei Wei Ji, Bo Ai, Bei Zige Ma Huan Classmate, Master Dao, immediately go to the lecture hall to take the entrance exam."

This is the school radio.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha student Bei Zi." Ma Huan smiled silly.

"Don't you think classmate Daoist is funnier? Hahahahaha!" Boai looked at Daoist and laughed wildly.

At this moment, Brother Beizi and Master Dao looked at them with dark faces...

Looking for death?
"Who did we copy for the exam?" Weird Ji immediately planned to copy.

I haven't read a book for more than ten years, and it's a bit uncomfortable to go back to school suddenly.

"Who copied it? They are all freshmen, so it's wrong to copy anyone else's." Daoist said.

"maybe."

"Yes."

All eyes are on Jiang Bai...

"What do you... want to do?" Jiang Bai panicked.

"Brother Feng~"

"Gege with style~"

"Don't be like this, I'm a little panicked." Jiang Bai put his hands on his chest.

They suddenly remembered that this guy with the wind seemed to be the perfect score composition for last year's college entrance examination.

And he just graduated last year, and his knowledge points must be stronger than our group of guys who have graduated for more than ten years.

Several people walked to the lecture theater together, and there were four large characters written on the big blackboard in the lecture hall.

"Entrance Examination"

"Entrance exam...Although the director said it, I'm still a little flustered."

"Exam anxiety, right?"

"There's a big problem."

When several people were discussing, the teacher had already arrived...

"Hello students."

"Hello, teacher. (in unison)"

Good guy, looks like a primary school student.

"The entrance exam has officially started. The entrance exam is divided into two sessions. The first session must be completed independently and no plagiarism is allowed. The second session is a discussion topic." The teacher said to himself.

The expressions in the audience were different.

Like Jiang Bai is easy, like Weird Ji...

Straight away.

After half an hour.

The expression was different again.

Jiang Bai is still relaxed, and everyone else is already stupid.

"I think, none of the questions are right."

"I can't understand anything!"

"What the hell is that circuit diagram?"

"And hey, what's the next sentence that is dangerous?"

After handing in the papers, they began to discuss.

"Speaking of which, the English topic is quite simple." Ji Wei Ji turned her pen.

"Indeed, those who made a mistake in the English question should wash their hair upside down first." Ma Huan echoed.

"Then I'll wash my hair upside down first." Brother Bei Zi left the seat directly.

"Hahahahaha."

"The second session is a discussion topic. You can discuss but cannot use electronic products." The teacher put away the paper and continued to preach.

While speaking, I was already correcting the paper.

Brows furrowed.

"—————, the decal on the mirror is yellow. This question is wrong? It's so wrong!?" The teacher looked at Ma Huan's paper and his fist hardened.

What a god, a man should be self-reliant, and the decal on the mirror is yellow.

"This topic seems to be quite simple?" Ji Weiji looked at the paper in her hand and started the discussion.

"A question about philosophy." Jiang Bai nodded.

"Huh? Xiaopozhan's philosophy?" Puff chuckled.

What an old rotten girl.

"Fuck, that can't be broadcast."

"I think this question is a bit difficult." Brother Bei Zi frowned.

"About the development prospects and connotation of the profession of UP Master..."

"Aren't we professionals in this problem? The prospect is great, and the connotation conveys joy." Weird Ji felt very relaxed.

"It can't be so easy, even if it's so easy, you can't write it directly, you have to write it longer." Jiang Bai said.

"That's right, since that's the case, I'm begging you~"

"Please~"

"Ah??" Jiang Bai was stunned.

Finally, after Jiang Bai's writing, plus brainstorming.

Finally solved this problem.

"The results will be announced next!" The teacher's expression was quite serious.

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Transition~
(End of this chapter)

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