This up walks sideways

Chapter 245 The appraisal is complete, you have kidney deficiency.

I'm Weird Girl: The real master has come out.

Brother Beizi: Is this something that humans can sing?

Bo Ai: Everyone is stupid.

Ma Huan: When it will be released, we will be the only ones who suffer.

Four-legged Chicken: Yes, what the hell, we can't be the only victims.

Jiang Bai saw his scalp numb, is this to help promote it?
I guess I will die under the overwhelming condemnation of fans.

Because this is too difficult!

The fans of these people basically cover the audience in the living area of ​​the broken station, and the audience in every living area can see this song.

Even if you don't like it, you can click in and take a look because of the recommendation of your favorite UP master.

And the first paragraph goes straight to the point...

I can carry the wind when I walk: Post it now!

Jiang Bai immediately sent the song "Balloon" to his account.

The audit basically passed in 5 minutes. I don’t know if Jiang Bai has a special audit or what is going on.

The more fans you have, the faster the review speed, there is something about breaking the site.

I remember reviewing for a whole day when I had just [-] fans... it was a bit outrageous.

"When you see this barrage, you are no longer the first."

"Am I number one?"

"First!"

"Hot!"

"Hot!"

"Is my shit hot? Hot?"

As soon as the video is released, the data starts to soar like the previous videos, but this soaring usually slows down when it reaches [-].

In the end, the playback volume will basically stagnate when it reaches 100 million, unless the video quality is particularly good, or there is a bonus for recommendation positions.

Jiang Bai's video is not of particularly high quality, it can only be said to be above average, but the video update speed is not bad.

Therefore, the number of playbacks has been stable at an average of about one million, and none of the recent ones has dropped to one million.

It can also be regarded as a big guy.

"This song was recorded by Gou Daifeng at noon, right?" A viewer left a message below the video.

Jiang Bai was a little confused, what did he mean, and gave a reply.

"why?"

Result: "Because I will die sooner or later."

Hahahaha...what a cold joke.

"The first sentence almost sent me away."

"How can a dog with wind sing? Isn't it from the living area?"

"Upstairs, don't you know that Gou Daifeng took the Shangyin test? New fans?"

"I don't recommend singing with low lung capacity."

"Lung capacity? A classmate of mine had a vital capacity of [-] in the last physical examination. When I asked him later, he said that he used the saxophone method hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Yes, the one who plays the saxophone and exhales circularly, it is invincible in measuring lung capacity."

"Laughing."

"It is suggested to change the name to "Breaking Breath""

The comment section is talking about the difficulty of singing this song and how I feel after listening to it.

It wasn't until a shit-stirring post posted a paragraph in the comment area that it was rated as the number one hot comment by trouble-loving viewers.

I'm Weird Ji: I heard that people who feel uncomfortable after listening to this song have kidney deficiency.

(Reply) Odo Ai's wife: Isn't it easy after listening to this song?

(Reply) Shushan is under a lot of pressure: "Balloon", heh, I sang it all in one breath.

(Reply) Huangshan Zhenjun: How come the one upstairs is so similar to a junior like me.

(Reply) Three Reckless Mad Sabers: Not so similar, but exactly the same, you are right, layman Shushan.

(Reply) Su Clan's Sixteen: Shuhang?Are you false or not, I don't know?Don't make trouble.

Suddenly it went wrong, who are you? Hey, how can a video blow up so many three-dimensional acquaintances.

Although the melody of the song "Balloon" catches the ear, and the lyrics... "catchy", but at best it is a level of millions of plays.

But there are two other factors, one is publicity and the other I forgot.

The bigwigs in the group really fulfilled what they said - they can't let me suffer alone.

So there is a dynamic bar seen by loyal viewers in a certain living area.

Brother Beizi: "Balloon", so good!

Ma Huan: "Balloon", the eternal god!

I'm Weird Ji: I heard that the kidneys are fine after listening to "Balloon" in one breath.

I can bring the wind when I walk: [Bring the wind] "Balloon", what are you waiting for?
No 2 not called Lu Xiaogu: Please finish listening to "Balloon" in one sitting!There are surprises.

The last time something like this happened was in "Reckless!When Transforming Brothers.

Looking at the UP master, it turned out to be the same person as the UP master of the variety show last time.

This UP owner is very rich!

Bitumen thought that the tap water was a propaganda bought by Jiang Bai.

I have to say it really does.

The promotion of these UP masters together led to "Reckless!"Transformed Brothers" still stays at the top of the hot search list on the site, while "Balloon" is reckless to the third.

"Reckless!"Transformed Brothers" is considered to be out of the circle. It is the number one most searched website, and other websites are also on the hot search list.

However, because it is a stand-alone broadcast, the popularity is not too high.

But at least it's out of the circle, and now someone is already discussing cooperation with the Transformation Brothers team... It is estimated that the entire network will be opened in a while.

after one day.

"Balloon" is actually the tenth most searched blog on the blog!This is beyond the imagination of Pozhan and even Jiang Bai.

Reckless Bian only made it to the top five most searched blogs with such overwhelming publicity a week ago, and now "Balloon" has reached the tenth most searched blog by virtue of tap water?
Although it is said that a blog is a large-scale Internet trash can, it is undeniable that the traffic of a blog is larger than that of a broken website.

Basically, everyone in Huaguo has a blog account, and the website is worse than the blog in this respect.

Jiang Bai heard the people in the editorial department say that "Balloon" was the tenth most searched blog, and he was directly confused.

"what's going on?"

He quickly clicked on his blog to see why his "Balloon" became popular. The author didn't even know his work was popular.

something.

Click in and you will see the ninth hot search "Balloon Challenge".

"It has become the ninth?" Jiang Bai looked at "Reckless! Transformation Brothers is on the air" which has now fallen to the sixth hot search.

It won't be spent by **, right?No way no way.

I blast myself?
Jiang Bai clicked on "Balloon Challenge" and saw that many users were trying to sing his own song "Balloon".

Some of these users are big bloggers, although the bloggers are not as valuable as the UP owners who break the website.

But he is still a blogger with many fans, which brought a lot of enthusiasm to "Balloon".

Their fans also talked about it, and launched a challenge to "Balloon" one by one.

It is welcome to see someone die on the spot.

Some people were fascinated and sang it twice without taking a breath.

Jiang Bai couldn't help forwarding a wave to him. This wave is:
The original singer is sure.

This was sung by a runner-up in a youth song competition.

At the beginning, he waved his hand at the camera. This big guy is quite famous on the Internet.

Then, without saying a word, he sang a cappella twice.

The comments below this video are also very interesting:

"After the appraisal, it's definitely not kidney deficiency."

"No kidney deficiency? It's boring to walk away."

"Why? What do you mean?" Candide said.

"Experts have shown that those who can't finish singing the balloon are the ones with weak kidneys."

Weird Ji called her an expert.

It's getting more and more outrageous, from being uncomfortable after listening to it to being unable to finish singing...

Sand sculpture netizens, there are really you.

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Street diary:

I don't know why, but my eyes hurt when I write recently.

I can't read novels or browse Xiaopozhan.

Must be a problem with the writer's assistant, it must be.

(End of this chapter)