This up walks sideways

Chapter 226 Aren't You Wu Yanzu?
At night, the toilet.

Jiang Bai is washing at the sink
"Why, don't you play with me?"

"I won't play with you anymore, I want to be quiet." Jiang Bai was tortured by "torture tools" all morning.

It has become very Buddhist now...

"Don't play with me anymore? But I still want to play with you."

Jiang Bai smiled and said nothing, and there are props to trick me?You can't fix me when I'm on guard.

"If you can trick me, you can take the title of King of Tricksters." Jiang Bai magnified.

"Really?"

"real."

"Then you should be quiet for a while." Lu Gu smiled and pinched the stinky butt, and threw it beside Jiang Bai.

Then he quickly ran out of the door, closed the door, and locked it.

"I seem to have smelled that smell hahahaha help!" Lu Gu laughed wildly at the camera outside the door.

inside the door.

"What is this?" Jiang Bai kicked the stinky fart away very carefully.

Lu Gu was silent outside the door for tens of seconds, he hadn't heard the sound of the stinky fart exploding and Jiang Bai's screams, so he was puzzled.

"Why hasn't it exploded yet?" Lu Gu muttered.

Coincidentally, Jiang Bai just heard this whisper.

"No, is this dangerous?" Jiang Bai panicked a little, fried?
Could it be firecrackers?Or a bomb?In short, it is not a good thing.

"It's not dangerous, stay away from it, I'm afraid it will blow you up." Lu Gu shouted into the door.

In case it smells of rotten farts...

This boyfriend doesn’t matter (Wild Mouth Dragon King laughs)

"Are you sure, sure there is no danger..." Jiang Bai said as he approached the stinky fart, and half of the stinky fart exploded.

Jiang Bai ascended to heaven on the spot, but not because of the smell, but because of scaring.

"Fuck, what is it?" Jiang Bai was still a little confused.

There is simply no awareness that chemical and biological weapons are proliferating.

"Did you get blown up?" Lu Gu asked cautiously.

"It stinks!" Jiang Bai answered irrelevantly.

The whole person feels wrong, why is it so smelly?

In two days he smelled blue cheese, ate Oreo mustard, and just now smelled something really bad...

Sin! (Charlotte)

The whole person lay on the sink and washed his face frantically, as if this could wash away the smell.

"Fuck, hahahaha, Jiang Bai, I dare not open the door, what should I do!"

Even though he said so, Lu Gu still opened the door.

Because this thing is really stinky, Lu Gu is afraid that Jiang Bai will not be able to stand it, she really understands it.

After the door opened.

There is still a little stain on Jiang Bai's feet, which should be stuck to the juice splashed by the stinky fart.

"You're crazy, you sprayed me all over." Jiang Baiyou complained.

"Aren't you driving?"

"???"

"What the hell is it?" Jiang Bai still doesn't know what it is that can be so stinky.

"Stinky fart, um, it's a very stinky thing." Lu Gu explained while pinching his nose.

Jiang Bai is too close.

I admit that I gambled.

"It's not very stinky, it's very stinky, I feel like my bath was wasted." Jiang Bai smelled his body.

I even despise myself, let alone Lu Gu.

"To be precise... it may not be washed off in the shower."

"what?"

……

"The toilet smells bad." Jiang Bai came out of the toilet with a dark face.

He just wanted to take a shower.

"What should we do now?"

"I don't know." Jiang Bai turned and left.

The hunk leaves.

Finally, with the strong support of the exhaust fan, all the smell in the toilet was finally sucked out.

When Jiang Bai took a bath, he rubbed and rubbed, and finally washed off these unpleasant smells.

"I'll give you an evaluation of your operation today: good work, but a bit rotten, but it's also pretty good. Unfortunately, it's rotten to me, but it's just too good, and it doesn't reflect the feeling of rottenness, so it's relatively good. , It’s a bit rotten, but overall it’s good, the good and bad is just a little bit rotten.” Jiang Bai said.

"Are you putting this on this or that? What the hell." Lu Gu replied with a dark face.

It was late at night, and Jiang Bai's dream of going to bed early was ruined.

"Good night."

"Happy April Fool's Day~"

"What's the date, April Fool's Day?" Jiang Bai asked with a dark face, and the mood that had just calmed down made waves again...

"As long as you're with me, every day is April Fool's Day." Lu Gu started.

"Everyday is Valentine's Day for others."

"what do you mean?"

Anyway, if you can't sleep, let the storm be more violent.

"The Ring at Midnight" is released in late-night cinema.

"You watch the midnight bell in the middle of the night on Valentine's Day?" Jiang Bai asked with dark circles under his eyes.

Dark circles and black face, boy, black toothpaste.

"Valentine's Day, lover, movie, sofa, happy water in the fat house! Is there something wrong?" Lu Gu spread his hands innocently.

"I bite and drink the fat house happy water." Jiang Bai opened his mouth.

Lu Gu ignored it and went to the living room to pick up the fake beer mug.

"Drink beer." Lu Gu said with a smile.

"Hehe." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes.

This is a fake beer glass, which looks like there is wine but actually has nothing.

"Then if I splash you with this, are you still afraid?" Consultant Lu asked.

"Not afraid." Jiang Bai shook his head casually, knowing the truth of this thing, who would be afraid of this ghost thing.

Lu Gu threw a backhand, good guy, the beer glass that was originally hollow was filled with water by Lu Gu just going to the toilet.

"???"

……

I played with Lu Gu very late last night, but because I have to go to school to pick up the guitar.

Jiang Bai still got up early. Although he didn't live in the dormitory, some things that were inconvenient to take home were still placed in the original dormitory.

You can't live without paying the fee.

Shangyin's morning has a youthful atmosphere, exuding the vitality of young people.

The flowers, plants and trees on the street seem to be contaminated with these breaths, and they are extraordinarily delicate and self-pitying.

Except... those dog thieves in the dormitory upstairs who disturb people's dreams by hanging their voices early in the morning.

At the time of the school celebration, Jiang Bai’s dormitory heard them hang their voices at five o’clock and almost rushed out to kill them.

Disturbing people's dreams will lead to a terrible death.

Especially for the students who stayed up all night, someone would hang their throats as soon as they went to bed at five o'clock.

Babbling, babbling, ah, oh, oh, no pattern, it's just noise!

If you want to sleep in this situation unless you buy a noise-canceling earplug...

Although the time is still there, there are already some students running in the morning on the way to Shangyin.

Jiang Bai went straight to the dormitory, ready to leave after taking the guitar.

I won't go to class, and I'm not a good person.

In the end, I was recognized by a fan on the road. This is the disadvantage of high popularity. Someone will always stop you on the road.

"Hello, can we take a photo together?" A beautiful girl wearing glasses stopped Jiang Bai.

"Of course." Jiang Bai nodded.

I can't help but feel that my popularity is so high now, and even the crushes from the school come to take pictures with me.

"Can I still have an autograph?" The cutie was a little shy.

"No problem." Jiang Bai took the notebook and wrote his name on the blank paper - I can walk with the wind.

"I can carry the wind when I walk? Aren't you Wu Yanzu?"

"what?"

(End of this chapter)