This up walks sideways

Chapter 145 Cats can't be touched!
Jiang Bai has been tinkering with important things these days.

Take a short video for the fish cat.

Didn't Jiang Bai take a video of the demolition of Yumao's house before? Jiang Bai thought about it, but he couldn't post it on the tuba.

It's not long enough, but the video is interesting.

It's tasteless to eat, but it's a pity to discard it.

So Jiang Bai decided to release this video on his trumpet "Jiang Bai Bu Pigeon".

Speaking of which, this trumpet Jiang Bai has only posted two videos, and it was the one that was sent during the military training last semester.

One is No.1 long-distance running.

The playback volume is close to [-].

The other is a vlog of military training, with 20 views. Although the content of the video is okay, there is no fan base.

If this video is released on Jiang Bai's account "I can bring the wind when I walk", it will be played by millions.

This might be a cognitive bias.

So the account "Jiangbai Buge" only has [-] fans, which makes sense.

Jiang Bai demolished the video of Yumao's house "[Jiang Bai] I suspect that I have raised a husky"

After the release, the number of views of this video increased steadily within a few days.

No, just broke 50.

Jiang Bai thinks that this subject matter may be very interesting, if this video is fermented again, it is estimated that it will be played by millions.

The most important thing is not this, but...

It's been a long time. The system with no sense of existence finally released the task!
"Advanced Task"

Task requirements: Create a new account with [-] fans from scratch in a very short time (within one month).

Task Reward: Open the mainline mode of the system.

"Mainline mode?" Jiang Bai scratched his head, what the hell is this? ?
Originally, Jiang Bai didn't care much when he saw this, but later he saw the punishment below.

This should be the first time the system has task punishment, Jiang Bai is a little flustered.

Task penalty: 20% dementia.

"20.00% probability of dementia?" Jiang Bai was dumbfounded.

He doesn't dare to gamble at all!

"Damn it, this task must be completed! Let me think about it, maybe I can use the big one to drain the small one."

As a result, the system seemed to be able to predict Jiang Bai's words, and it was directly patched.

"Cheating by other means is prohibited."

"Drainage counts as cheating?" Jiang Bai complained.

Now it's imminent, because it's April [-]st, that is to say, the account with [-] fans before May [-]st.

It takes Jiang Bai to achieve the achievement of [-] fans through hard work.

"April [-]st... April Fool's Day?"

Jiang Bai didn't dare to gamble, if he was demented, his life would probably be ruined.

"The most important thing now is to find an idea to increase fans. My original idea to increase fans is good, and I can use other UP main popularity." Jiang Bai thought.

"But if you rub the heat, it will definitely expose my identity, and exposing my identity may also be considered cheating." Jiang Bai thought bitterly.

The fish cat on the side smiled at Jiang Bai's frowning look.

"Humans with fish lips, you really have troubles every day, unlike me who is carefree..."

What the fish cat doesn't know is that its good days are coming to an end this month...

Jiang Bai glanced at it from the corner of his eye, isn't this a fish cat?I haven't seen you for a few days... cough cough.

The corners of his mouth twitched.

Seems like a good idea!

"Hey hey, fish cat, my good fish cat~" Jiang Bai grabbed the fish cat and swooped!
The demolition video of Yumao's episode has nearly 60 views!Jiang Bai thinks it has great potential!
This task is estimated to be spent by fish cats. Jiang Bai did a great job selling cats!
Jiang Bai decided to shoot short videos for the time being, and there is also a huge market for short videos recently.

The younger age is serious, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds.

The fish cat trembled with its back to Jiang Bai, feeling something was wrong.

"The four-legged monster is going to cut me off again?" The fish cat turned around and ran away.

As a result, as soon as he turned around, he was grabbed by Jiang Bai with both hands and raised high.

"Fish cat ~ my good fish cat ~" Jiang Bai held the fish cat in circles.

"What's wrong with the four-legged monster?" The fish cat looked at the silly Jiang Bai coldly.

"duangduangduang~" Someone was knocking on the door.

You don't need to guess that Jiang Bai knows that Lu Gu is at the door, but you don't know why she knocked on the door.

Obviously there is a key.

Maybe it's the damn ritual sense of girls, gifts need ritual sense, kisses need ritual sense, marriage needs ritual sense...

Jiang Bai quickly put the fish cat down, it's okay to be nervous by himself when there is no one (the fish cat is not a human), but it's a bit embarrassing to be nervous in front of his girlfriend.

It turned out to be Lu Gu who opened the door, and "dragged the family" and brought her golden retriever "black cat" over.

As a result, when Lu Gu entered the door, what he looked at was not Jiang Bai but the fish cat in his arms.

"Wow, Yumao!" Pulled Yumao from Jiang Bai's arms and held it in his arms.

The sky is blue, and there are thousands of paper cranes outside the window.

I seem to be wearing a hat that looks green but not green by a puppet cat.

The fish cat rubbed against Lu Gu's arms, rubbing her breasts to show off her cuteness!

The fish cat originally thought that it had escaped Jiang Bai's claws, and it would be too scary to hold it high and circle around.

Unexpectedly, it fell into the hands of a bigger demon.

Throw him!

"Hey, why is your fish cat Eggy still here?" Lu Gu asked curiously.

Jiang Bai took the fish cat to castrate and naturally told its mistress Lu Gu.

"Didn't you take the fish and cat to the pet hospital for sterilization last time?"

"It's a long story."

"Then make a long story short."

"The fish cat ran away." Jiang Bai looked at the fish cat angrily.

"Sure enough, it's a long story short hahahahaha." Lu Gu suddenly laughed as he spoke.

Girls' smiles are so weird.

"Meow!" the fish cat was angry!

This is something you can joke about!

"Be quiet." Jiang Bai knocked on the fish cat's head.

The fish cat lowered its head aggrievedly, gnashing its teeth.

"Send someone under the fence, send someone under the fence, send someone under the fence..." I silently thought about sending someone under the fence.

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!" Yumao looked at Jiang Bai, his eyes full of fighting spirit.

"Fights Break the Sphere: The Return of the Fish and Cat"

The fish cat ran away, leaving the two young lovers talking in private.

Yumao just wanted to run out of the gate to find the little Hua Fenghuaxueyue who just met next door.

To ease the shame just now.

As soon as he ran to the gate, he was held down by a dog's paw, and the whole cat lay on the ground unable to move.

The fish cat looked up angrily. It was a golden retriever tied to the door.

The dog face of the black cat looked at the figure of the fish cat being pinned to the ground.

Ever since the black cat and the fish cat parted ways at the side of the cafe, the black cat became more and more angry.

When am I going to hide behind a kitten who patted my head! ?
It secretly swears that it must find its way back, but it doesn't.

Lu Gu didn't want to bring the black cat with him when he came to Jiang Bai's house, but he couldn't bear our black cat's stalking...

"Finally I can regain the face I lost at the beginning."

The black cat thought so, and then looked at the fish cat that was pressed to the ground by its paws.

Xie Mei smiled.

(End of this chapter)