This up walks sideways

Chapter 125 Death on the spot! (Please subscribe~reward~)
Lu Gu, who shrank aside, looked at Jiang Bai with a smile, his eyes kept rolling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Jiang Bai picked up the wine glass that the old man handed over.

Huo, Jiang Xiaobai, my name is quite related, it's just that this energy is a little bit...

"Hiss!" Jiang Bai looked at Jiang Xiaobai in the wine glass and gasped.

Because when he was young, Jiang Bai didn't learn how to smoke, drink, burn his head with the gangsters outside, but the old man and Comrade Shanhe once had a...

Men's mixed doubles.

And the mother who loves him the most is coldly directing them to wave their big sticks.

Jiang Bai's butt seems to be split into two!It seems that it was originally two petals...

After experiencing such a serious lesson, Jiang Bai never dared to drink again.

And now they braked to make him drink?Or Jiang Xiaobai with great stamina? !There is a problem!

It's a pity that in my previous life, I have already practiced a skill in this society - not drunk after a thousand cups.

Watch me bring you both down!When it comes to drinking, I've never been afraid of anyone!
Jiang Bai thought complacently.

In fact, the old man and Comrade Shanhe have also considered letting Jiang Bai drink. First of all, Jiang Bai is an adult and has reached the age where he can drink.

Secondly, they think that Jiang Bai has reached the time when he needs banquets to maintain social relations.

The old man raised the wine glass with Comrade Shanhe.

"Come and shout polipoli toast with me []~(￣▽￣)~*!" Jiang Bai raised the wine glass, one level lower than the two, and shouted after clinking glasses.

The audience is embarrassed...

Especially Lu Gu's eyes widened, and then he couldn't hold back his smile, and sprayed it out.

"puff!"

The few remaining adults stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

Jiang Bai's operation is a bit confusing, how much do you love to break the station.

"Ahahaha, drink, drink!" the old man smoothed things over.

"Yes, drink!" Comrade Shanhe also laughed.

Lu Gu still can't change his embarrassing actions for others. He really deserves to be the founder of the Autism Challenge.

In the video, it makes people shut down, and outside the video, it also makes people shut up.

strong.

Jiang Bai never imagined that before his rebirth, he was not drunk for a thousand cups, but now he is drunk after just a drop of wine...

He also didn't take into account that the capacity for alcohol had to be practiced. Can this untouched body compare with a body that has experienced severe beatings in society?

So that led to the current situation——

Jiang Bai sat on a chair with a flushed face and sat quietly. The flush spread from his neck to his face.

In his previous life, he was a little bit good, he didn't know how to get drunk, even when he was drunk, he didn't get drunk, but was drunk quietly.

Because his brain knew he was drunk, but his body didn't listen.

probably...

Brain: You're drunk.

Body: I ​​don't have one.

"Administrator" brain: You don't have one?Then you don't move!

Use the last consciousness to control the body not to move around. Jiang Bai doesn't like people who are crazy about drinking, so naturally he won't let himself be such a person.

"No way?" The old man stared at Jiang Bai sitting on the chair, unable to believe it.

"Boy, look at his posture just now to get us drunk, this is only one drink." Comrade Shanhe was also a little confused.

Is this vegetable chicken?

Jiang. Get me drunk with a cup. Bai, come on!

"I thought he could really pour me down, and I was mentally prepared." Comrade Shanhe looked at Jiang Bai who was slumped on the chair with a strange expression.

After they complained for a while, they ignored Jiang Bai, and they couldn't die anyway.

Lu Gu silently dragged Jiang Bai back into the room, all of this was expected by the elders.

The three finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The old man looked at Comrade Shanhe with a half-smile, and asked, "What's the relationship between Xiao Gu and Boy Jiang?"

"I don't know, but it depends on the situation..." Comrade Shanhe's expression became funny, and he held his hands together.

It's left hand holding right hand.

"The rabbit still doesn't eat the grass by the side of the nest, he's only in high school..." the mother-in-law said worriedly.

"What is high school? I was in junior high school with your mother..." Before the old man finished speaking, he heard Comrade Shanhe cough a few times.

"Cough cough!"

It's not suitable for children, if you say it, there may be unknown river crab beasts doing [-].

After all, the end point starts from the Internet, and it cannot be described below the neck.

"I'm not sure yet. Let's see what's going on before making a decision." The old man made a final decision.

"If yes?" asked the lord mother.

"It would be best if it is, and you don't have to bother us to get involved." The old man smiled.

"Are you still planning to meddle?" Master Mu was shocked.

"This is not our decision, it is the idea of ​​the woman's family." Comrade Shanhe also laughed.

"If not?"

"Then let him not be too!"

"Boy Jiang brought a girl back for the first time, and I didn't even believe him when he said it wasn't." Comrade Shanhe said with a smile.

Indeed, this is the first time Jiang Bai brought a girl back.

This is for parents to see. Jiang Bai, who has always been "stable"...at least in some things "stable", brought a girl home.

This is quietly testing them and sending out a signal.

This is my cub!
Jiang Bai slept until night, and the birthday party was about to begin.

It was said that it was a birthday party, but in fact there were only six people including Lu Gu.

The grandma who went out to buy vegetables in the morning also came back, and they did something on the dining table that made Jiang Bai collapse.

Lu Gu is playing Jiang Bai's video on her mobile phone!

I'm rough, so embarrassing.

Just imagine, the whole family gathers to watch your sand sculpture video, what can you think?
Jiang Bai was shivering, but he couldn't resist. On one side was "Kiss Little Girlfriend", on the other side were Comrade Shanhe, his mother, and two old people.

He actually didn't know which video they were watching, he could only vaguely hear his own voice.

He also heard them vaguely mentioning words such as "Jiang Bai", "Bai Boy" and "Colorful Hair".

As soon as Jiang Bai heard the colorful hair, he knew that they were watching "The Metamorphosis of UP Master", which is an original column co-produced by Jiang Bai and six other UP masters.

At that time, Jiang Bai and Xiao Tan, Fo Le's hair was black, Da Xia's was brown, Li Yuanji and Folding were green, and Ah Ma Rui's hair was yellow.

It's really colorful, and some people even honored them as the Kill Matt Tiantuan at the end.

The planning of "UP Master Metamorphosis" is very sloppy, the equipment is also very sloppy, and the gathering of personnel is also very sloppy. Anyway, it is a mess to go up.

But the result was unexpected, and the period can reach millions of broadcasts.

This less-than-well-produced video seems to hit some of the audience's attention.

When it comes to "UP Master Metamorphosis", we have to mention the pit that Jiang Bai buried in the last scene of Sahua.

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"Is there another season?"

"What if?"

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Immediately after Metamorphosis Millions ended, they started working on the gameplay and location of the second season.

"It is estimated that it is almost finished now, just waiting to start shooting." Jiang Bai thought.

But this is not the main problem now. The main problem now is that they are watching Metamorphosis!
Metamorphosis is Jiang Bai's most revealing series - full sand sculpture.

Jiang Bai walked forward, and it turned out to be "UP Master Metamorphosis"...he looked at his sand sculpture in the video.

Comrade Shanhe pointed at himself and laughed wildly, and Jiang Bai's face was instantly covered with black lines.

I choose death, and die on the spot!
(End of this chapter)