The daily life of not being a god

Chapter 1 001. Fake alcohol harms people
"If you had a lot of money, would you continue to study?"

Xu Yan was lying on the sofa, and on the coffee table at hand was a glass of red wine from the New World region at 19.9 yuan from the special price section of the supermarket.

It was a Saturday, Xu Yan was used to being alone, and he didn't bother to tidy up the house. The phone in his hand was refreshed with posts on the screen.

"Well, this poster is not a primary school student, is it?" After thinking about it, Xu Yan thought this post was quite interesting, so he planned to click in to see the answer.

"If you have any questions, go to the editor, and immediately share the story you just made up with the world."

This meme is relatively old, but it is also a feature of this APP. The content on it is very rich, and the question-and-answer posts made many people feel novel at first.

Afterwards, it gradually changed.

For example, Xu Yan saw a post a few days ago. The content was very exciting. After browsing, he found that he had to pay to read the full text.

This is not the most important thing, at first he thought the answer was true, but later he found out that the answerer even wrote a serial on the topic.

"What's the most frustrating experience you've ever had?"

At that time, Xu Yan was most annoyed when he realized that he had read an open-ended short composition.

And there is a fee for this small composition.

"If you have a sum of money that you can't spend in your life, will you continue to study?"

"Sometimes I have been thinking, if I can have a large amount of money that is inexhaustible, then I can stop studying..."

Seeing this, Xu Yan clicked on the host's personal information, and found that the host's age was 14 years old written on the information card.

"Okay, it's normal for children in the second grade of middle school to not think comprehensively, at least they are not elementary school students." Xu Yan continued to read the answers downstairs, and sure enough, most people believed that they would continue to study.

"...What do you think about this?"

As the ending of this sentence, Xu Yan was stunned for a moment. He thought of many long-winded words in his mind, and even clicked on the reply button, the input method popped up, and he typed the first line.

Then it was completely deleted.

"Heh, don't you even bother to send a reply now?"

I think a lot in my mind, but when I want to say something, I always retreat silently, and finally become a quiet spectator.

Only likes can prove that he has been here.

"Forget it, let's continue to watch micro-videos."

After silently applauding the host's interesting topic, Xu Yan opened another short video app, isn't it good to see the dynamic pictures?
He is an ordinary person.

Today is an ordinary Saturday, and it is also Xu Yan's ordinary birthday.

With the cheap red wine on the coffee table, it is a small chocolate cake with non-animal cream.

His mother had already called him in the morning and told him that he remembered that there would be a blind date next week.

The daughter of a neighbor's relative, who happened to work in the same city as me.The coldness of the big city can't cut off the family affection of the grandchildren who are looking forward to in the distance, so I reluctantly agreed to this blind date party.

After all, after today, Xu Yan has reached the 30th mark, and has been steadily moving towards the fourth since then.

It can also be regarded as a hindrance to the country's active family planning.

A blind date is just a blind date. I like to drink coffee. When the time comes, find a cafe to sit for a day. For a person who doesn't play games and just likes to stay silently, it is really simple.

Oh, by the way, the car just happened to be sent for maintenance during the blind date, which can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone.

"What do you think of it?"

While scrolling through the video and thinking about it, this line of black and white characters suddenly appeared on the screen.

"Huh?" This video turned out to be an advertisement made by Huhu. Although it was abrupt, it couldn't help but make people think it was a coincidence.

Xu Yan thought for a while, and then returned to the topic that was liked just now, and then clicked in to open the message interface.

"I think I'm going to live a different life than I am now."

It was no different from those stereotyped answers, Xu Yan felt that this answer was quite perfunctory.

But this is his own true heartfelt voice, one sentence is simple, but the content is so rich that it cannot be expressed.

"Ding dong!"

The reminder sounded, and there was a new reply on the editor.

Xu Yan clicked on Reply, and found that he had just left a message and got a reply from the host.

"Remember your answer."

"?" Xu Yan felt that he had the expression of a black question mark, what was the host talking about?
Or does he think that I have the appearance of a great emperor, and that I can become the kind of person who drinks soy milk and drinks bowl after bowl from now on?
Xu Yan, whose mind was full of question marks, heard a mechanical voice.

"Congratulations to the user who has bound the No. 1 Shenhao system, I hope you can become No.[-] in the Shenhao world as soon as possible!"

"It's a little embarrassing."

Xu Yan looked at the data floating in the air in front of him in a daze, thinking that he might be the reason for drinking fake wine.

This dry red turned out to be sweet!

【User: Xu Yan】

[Experience value: 0/100]

【Entry: None】

[The current level is level 1, and you can get 10 yuan in cash every hour. 】

[You can get a little experience point for every dollar you spend]

【Other Notes: Some...】

Xu Yan felt that this rough writing system should not have been imagined in his mind, after all, his aesthetics were not that bad.

"Money comes from a source. Are you making something out of nothing?"

[There's already a TM system, so just leave it here and talk nonsense! 】

Xu Yan felt that he was frightened, and the system actually took away the slot that he could vomit.

"Then, the source of the large amount is unknown, too much money in the later stage caused economic turmoil, etc..."

[You are the only one who talks too much nonsense! 】

"..."

It seems that this is a bad tempered system.

"Let me say it again! Have you paid taxes on my money!"

【…】

The system doesn't seem to want to answer.

【gun】

All right, Xu Yan can pretend that he doesn't understand English.

"That's right, there are all the most unscientific things, just slice them if you want."

The system is billed by the hour, and I don't know what will happen if it is less than an hour or other card bug methods.

Xu Yan estimated that if he asked, the system would only have the English explanation in the previous line.

But it doesn't matter, when you read a book by yourself, you can fill in the author's brain if you can.

If you don't watch it, don't watch it, what to do, waste your time.

The same is true for the system, it exists for him, why is it not so proud...

This sweet dry red turned out to be a pre-mixed cocktail with such a high alcohol content!

"Is this the piece of wine from the urban legend!"

Xu Yan felt dizzy even more, and he seemed to see many things, but also seemed to see nothing.

Such as a little fox, such as flames, such as an airplane high in the sky, such as a fluttering white gauze.

Then he passed out on the sofa, and gradually began to snore.

　"Mengxin" new book, if you are lucky enough to read American Alchemist, you still think it is good, and I like the description of boxing more.

　　So let me recommend you to read this book.

　　


(End of this chapter)