I'm really a life player

Chapter 20 It hurts, you have to hold back

Su Yang, who looked a bit sad, shook his head on the bed, not wanting to get up, and said sullenly, "So, what happened in the end?"

"If you're referring to the criminal, he's now lying in a DHA treatment center.

When the injury is a little better, he will be imprisoned by the Department of Abnormal Criminal Law to a prison that specifically confines such practitioners and criminals, and he will not be able to get out for eight or ninety years. "

Jiang Yimo dragged her chin with her hands, staring at Su Yang's face in a daze.

"Why are you looking at me with such eyes..." Su Yang was a little embarrassed by the look, turned his head to one side, and his ears were slightly warm.

A gust of wind flapped the curtains, opening up the scenery outside the window. The white butterflies on the branches were blown into the ward with the wind, and the sun was shining on the quilt, as if it had been a lifetime away.

"It's beautiful." Su Yang said in a low voice.

"That's right..." Jiang Yimo looked at Su Yang who was bathed in the sun, and said softly, "At that time, why did the senior think of running over here?"

Su Yang turned around, leaned back, and said lazily, "Who knows? Maybe it's just a sudden desire to save him."

"No reason?"

"Need a reason?"

"Don't you need it?"

"..." The scene fell into silence.

Su Yang buried his head in the quilt, and his muffled voice came out through the quilt: "Maybe I envy you for having such courage to go all out?"

He felt that the quilt was extremely hot, but he refused to stick his head out.

Jiang Yimo stared blankly at the quilt rolled into spring rolls, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, and the aggressiveness in her eyes became a little more aggressive.

Hiding under the quilt, he suddenly felt a little heavier on his body, and then he heard Jiang Yimo's voice with a little smile:
"I thought the same way when you rolled and crawled over to grab my hand."

"Hey, I'm your senior anyway..." Angrily, he poked his head out of the quilt, and then saw Jiang Yimo who was pressing on him and looking at him with a smile, then turned his head subconsciously, mouth I couldn't speak half a word.

"But senior, do you know the consequences of signing the "Cangjie Deed"? "

Jiang Yimo's body moved forward slightly, and the tip of her nose almost touched Su Yang's: "After signing this thing, you will not only share the pressure of the soul pollution with me, but you will also have to live in a state of stress for the rest of your life." It’s in dire straits.”

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Seeing Su Yang's bewildered face, she said with a smile: "Artifact soul pollution is a continuous injury, just like the tide, usually calm and calm, but there will be big waves from time to time.

The next wave of Artifact Soul pollution is a bit dangerous for you now. It is reasonable to say that you should wait for about three months to go through the relevant procedures with the Department of Spiritual Education before changing your major.

But now, for your safety, senior, you may have to enter Jixia Academy early. If you guessed correctly, your test report is now in the hands of the head of the Chongming Branch of the General Administration of Demon Control.

Tomorrow morning at the latest, Skynet will send relevant notices to your mobile phone... All in all, I welcome you to become one of us again. "

Jiang Yimo smiled cunningly, Su Yang was silent for a moment, stretched out his finger and pointed Jiang Yimo's arm:
"Is it useful to hold Buddha's feet temporarily?"

"Temporarily hugging Buddha's feet is useless. Isn't this what you often tell us, senior?" Jiang Yimo paused, and then couldn't help laughing: "But temporarily hugging Xuemei's feet may be of some use."

Su Yang shook his head and sighed: "So, what should I do next?"

"It depends on what you think, senior." Jiang Yimo blinked and looked at him with a smile.

The young girl at this time does not have the image of the deserted white moonlight in front of people before, she is just an ordinary girl... Ahem, at most she is a bit good-looking (whispering).

Maybe it was because Jiang Yimo's smile infected him, Su Yang's expression softened, and he returned to his usual lazy look:

"Tell me, what do you want me to do next, it won't be a rotten pill written in the novel, go down the pores and spray feces... If that's the case, can I choose to say no?"

Jiang Yimo said angrily: "You didn't write like this in your own novels, do you still expect such a situation to happen in reality?"

Su Yang almost jumped up from the bed: "When did you go to read my novel?"

"Yeah, I want to watch it all of a sudden..." Jiang Yimo smiled easily, "After all, I'm also a girl, and I want to know what kind of person my sharer is."

"Why do you think you can see an author's character from a novel?"

"An author who is a dog-licker in reality is often able to describe the protagonist of the dog-licking image thoroughly.

The plot of a novel written by a person with three wrong views will also have some wrong three views.

Of course, Skynet also gave me a very interesting statistic... He said that the male protagonists in most male authors' works are usually five centimeters taller than the author, and this law just applies to seniors. "

"Ahem~" Su Yang coughed heavily, and said to Jiang Yimo very seriously, "Then what, Xiuxian is so amazing, it must be easy to grow five centimeters taller!"

"Under the aura cleansing, the human body will indeed undergo secondary development, but the premise is that there is a solid foundation. You can't expect a person who eats delicious food and drinks less than 1.6 meters to grow to two meters tall after the aura cleansing Bar!
That's not called secondary development, that's called mutation. "

"As for my foundation, I still have a little bit of confidence." Su Yang patted his chest, "Tell me what to do, I can't wait... cough cough, become a member of the glorious practice world."

Jiang Yimo smiled, and said in a low voice: "I have two methods here. The first one is that I condense a ray of innate yin fire, attract a ray of sun essence at sunrise, leverage your primordial yang energy, senior, capture A ray of thought enters the dantian, forcing open the door of cultivation."

"Are there any side effects of this method?"

"Forcibly starting the path of cultivation will not affect the potential, but it will hurt a little bit."

"A little bit?"

"Well, a little bit." Jiang Yimo looked at Su Yang, "There is always a price to pay for not practicing step by step. According to some married female monks, the pain is about the same as giving birth. Brother is so good, he must Bear it!"

Su Yang smiled, I am a full-fledged hunk, how could the cricket's pain of giving birth stop me, a flash of determination flashed in his eyes, and he said righteously:

"That's right, you don't even look at who I am... I will definitely choose the second one!"

(End of this chapter)