how did i wake up

Chapter 67 Three bombs in a row!
The off-road vehicle was running at a high speed.

After Jiang Zhao asked Xia Xiaoxiao if she had a boyfriend but the latter didn't respond, the two never communicated again. Xia Xiaoxiao rested her chin on her hand and watched the rapidly falling scenery outside the window without saying a word.

Jiang Zhao was still thinking about some good idea to make Xia Xiaoxiao happy, and then Xiao Zuo spoke.

"Mission announcement: make Xia Xiaoxiao cry."

Jiang Zhao: "???"

"Xiao Zuo, are you serious?"

"If you can't finish it, you will be punished with a laughing bomb."

I rely on!

Jiang Zhao couldn't help but curse.

He was still trying to make Xia Xiaoxiao happy and improve his relationship. Who knew that such an unreliable system would issue such a silly mission!
Just die!
Jiang Zhao cleared his throat and looked at Xia Xiaoxiao in the rearview mirror. She was still looking out the window, not knowing what she was thinking.

"You," Jiang Zhao paused, and said, "When was the last time you cried?"

Xia Xiaoxiao turned her head and met Jiang Zhao through the rearview mirror, "Forgot."

It's obvious that people don't want to talk about it.

And Jiang Zhao himself knew that it was indeed a bit abrupt to ask.

"Why don't you cry and let me see?"

Jiang Zhao almost said this, but he held back.

Looking at the navigation, it was still two hours' drive before arriving at Xihai. Since there was no danger, Jiang Zhao slowed down the speed of the car.

Xia Xiaoxiao felt quite keen, "Why are you driving so slowly?"

Jiang Zhaodao: "If you go too fast, you will be tired. Slow down a little, so as not to delay your work."

Xia Xiaoxiao nodded.

At this time, Jiang Zhao had already driven to the suspended overpass, the sky was blue, the wind was howling, and there was a constant flow of vehicles around.

Just as Jiang Zhao, who was driving the car, was about to say something to Xia Xiaoxiao, his whole body tensed up suddenly, and he subconsciously slammed on the brakes. The moment the car stopped, a snow-white sword light came across the sky, knocking the front of the off-road vehicle to the ground. Split in two!
What the hell!

Jiang Zhao's aura surged up in an instant, and he stomped on the soles of his feet. Surrounded by flame aura, he smashed the car seat, turned around and hugged Xia Xiaoxiao, and rushed out of the car.

The moment Jiang Zhao rushed out of the off-road vehicle, the snow-white sword light immediately changed direction, chopping the off-road vehicle into pieces in one breath.

Jiang Zhao stood still in a little embarrassment, looking at the awakened man wearing a black cloak in front of him, the sword light swirled in the air and returned to the man in black.

"A member of the Eighteen Arhats?" Jiang Zhao stepped forward, protecting Xia Xiaoxiao behind him, and said coldly.

"Yo, I know a lot." The man in black summoned a small sword, hesitating on the palm of his hand.

Xia Xiaoxiao whispered behind Jiang Zhao: "It's a swordsman, he walks the way of the sword."

Jiang Zhao shivered, remembering that Tong Xiaoyan had told him about sword cultivation and Qi cultivation before, and now that there are fewer and fewer sword cultivations, today he actually met an awakened sword cultivation.

Judging from the strength of the man in black's shot just now, it must have surpassed the second level of aura, and should be at the third level or even higher. Although he had defeated Li Gui before, Jiang Zhao was still not very sure.

"If you give me that little girl, you can leave her whole body." The indifferent tone of the man in black seemed to take Jiang Zhao very seriously.

"The whole body?" Jiang Zhao snorted coldly, "What you said is really all shit."

The man in black's face changed, "Toast, don't eat fine wine!"

The small sword in the palm suddenly turned into a flash of light, stabbing straight at Jiang Zhao!

The spiritual energy in the dantian accelerated, and Jiang Zhao rushed towards the man in black, and the spiritual energy was sent all over the body along the meridians in an instant.

"Tianyuanquan, the first floor!"

"collapse!"

Jiang Zhao yelled angrily, and an invisible wave spread out. The incomparable sword light suddenly froze, and the man in black felt a chill in his lower body, and hurriedly looked down. up!

The man in black hurriedly pulled up his pants, feeling speechless for a while.

Is there such a fight here? !
Jiang Zhao, who was still rushing towards the man in black on the way, laughed, the things Xiao Zuo gave are really useful!
It's just so easy to use!
"Crash again!"

As soon as he put on his pants, the man in black was surprised to find that his underwear fell off too!
I rely on!

How to fight this battle?
Who the hell tell me how to fight this battle!
The man in black didn't care about Jiang Zhao, and hurriedly pulled up his underwear again. After such a delay, Jiang Zhao had already rushed to the man in black, his right foot was full of aura, facing the black clothes like a burning flame. People swept away.

Although the man in black didn't panic, he was a strong man of the third level of spiritual energy. He was still holding his pants with his hands, and his upper body was still leaning back, avoiding Jiang Zhao's kick.

At the same time, the little sword that was still in mid-air also reacted, turned around and stabbed back at Jiang Zhao!

Jiang Zhao sneered, and immediately took out the Qiankun bag, and the aura was poured in continuously, and the Qiankun bag returned to its normal size almost instantly.

Jiang Zhao threw it back, and there was a crisp sound of "clang", blocking the coming of the sword light, and he shouted angrily from the bottom of his heart:

"Fart bomb fired!"

The man in black was still holding up his trousers, when suddenly he felt a strong discomfort in his stomach, and a puff of qi was desperately drilled into pi yan. He is very uncomfortable now, and he can only be relieved if he releases the qi!
Then, the man in black couldn't help but fart!

He was stunned, and the little sword in mid-air was also stunned. The man in black yelled in his heart, what's going on, what the hell is going on?Why do I want to fart so much?
Why do I want to fart so much!
"Boom boom boom!"

The farts sounded one after another following the thoughts of the man in black.

Seeing the bewildered expression on the man in black's face, Jiang Zhao couldn't help but smile, and with a move, the Qiankun bag immediately caught the man in black, and it just fixed on the hip!

Jiang Zhao himself had two fart bombs left, and he used them all without hesitation!

Originally, with the cultivation base of the man in black, it only takes a little time to get rid of the cosmic bag of these two and half fools, but the farts came one after another. He tried desperately to control it, but he couldn't control it!
At the same time, he was horrified to find that he became a little dazed.

Damn, why does this fart smell so bad!

The man in black didn't move, but Jiang Zhao seized the opportunity and stepped forward to beat him up!
Soon, the man in black, who was already a little uncomfortable, was beaten by Jiang Zhao and slowly softened until he finally lay flat.

Jiang Zhao looked back at Xia Xiaoxiao.

Xia Xiaoxiao's face was cold and expressionless.

Jiang Zhao was silent in his heart, raised his right fist, wrapped it up like a flame with thick aura, and then hit the man in black who was lying down horizontally, with a final blow!

"Oh!"

The powerful force directly smashed the road surface down, and the flame aura dissipated and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Even with the Qiankun bag covered, Jiang Zhao could feel that the other party was lifeless.

"receive!"

Jiang Zhao made a decent trick, and the Qiankun bag flew back immediately, getting smaller and smaller, and fell into Jiang Zhao's hands.

At this time, Jiang Zhao was surprised to find that although the man in black was dead, he was still farting persistently!
I rely on, fierce!
Jiang Zhao's three farts in a row, even the powerhouse of the third level of spiritual energy can't stand it!
(End of this chapter)