I have countless blind dates

Chapter 38

"you are?"

Looking at the woman holding his thigh and looking at him pitifully, Liu Fan was completely bewildered.

"Honey, I'm Dabao."

Yang Dabao tightly hugged Liu Fan's thigh, grabbed his butt from time to time, curled his mouth, looked at Liu Fan with great aggrievedness and said, "Honey, I've been looking for you for a long time, why did you leave me alone!"

"Girl, did you recognize the wrong person?"

As Yang Dabao's voice fell, Liu Fan could clearly feel several strange eyes falling on him. Liu Fan hurriedly wanted to retract his legs, but Yang Dabao was like an octopus, hugging him tightly. No matter how Liu Fan shakes Liu Fan's thigh, it will not fall off.

"Miss, why do you say our boss is your husband?"

He Ya frowned, "Do you have any evidence to prove that our boss is your husband?"

"Evidence, let me think about it."

Yang Dabao scratched his head, slapped Liu Fan's leg and said, "I remembered, I have the marriage certificate of my husband and me."

"Wait for me, I'll look for it."

Yang Dabao touched the inside of her gray takeaway clothes with his hand, took out two red books and handed them to He Yadao, "Look, I'm an honest person, I can't lie to you."

"OK, thanks."

Taking a deep breath, He Ya took the marriage certificate from Yang Dabao's hand and opened it. The moment the marriage certificate was opened, the expressions of He Ya and Jing Jing changed instantly.

"tui scumbag."

Throwing the marriage certificate into Liu Fan's arms, He Ya said in a low voice, "Quiet, let's go."

"Boss, you are too much."

An Jinghong glanced at Liu Fan, and then followed He Ya out of the library, leaving Liu Fan staring at the marriage certificate in a daze, only to see that the marriage certificate of herself and Yang Dabao was indeed printed with the marriage information of herself and Yang Dabao. There are photos of people.

"Ding, the blind date failed, congratulations to the host for obtaining the spiritual fruit, fantasy card."

"Spiritual Fruit: A magical fruit that can increase spiritual power after consumption."

"Fantasy card: After using it, you can permanently obtain a certain ability of the fantasy character. Note: Fantasy characters include but are not limited to movies, novels, anime..."

"Young man, you shouldn't!"

Zhong Tu and Xia Yi approached Liu Fan at some point, they glanced at the marriage certificate in Liu Fan's hand, Zhong Tu shook his head and said, "As a human being, you should be more specific when dealing with relationships. Messing with flowers and grass outside."

"Yes, young man, you have indeed overdone it."

Xia Yi couldn't bear to look at Yang Dabao, and sighed, "Look at your wife, she's so embarrassed by life at such a young age, how can you act like this behind her back."

"Yes, yes."

As if agreeing with what Xia Yi said, Yang Dabao kept nodding his head and said, "Old man, you are right, I am so pitiful."

"Cough cough!"

"Little girl, you don't have to call me old man."

The corner of Xia Yi's mouth twitched, and he said slowly, "Just call me Grandpa Xia."

"Okay, old man."

Xia Yi: "..."

"Young man, don't be in a daze."

Zhong Tu patted Liu Fan on the shoulder suddenly, and said, "Young man, everyone makes mistakes, but as long as you can turn back when you are lost, you can still be saved."

"As long as you promise Grandpa Zhong to get along well with your wife in the future, then Grandpa Zhong still welcomes you to join our Cultural Association, and follow Grandpa Zhong to develop the field of literature and art in China."

"Sorry, old sir, I'm not interested in joining the Cultural Association."

When he came back to his senses, Liu Fan picked up Yang Dabao, walked out of the library and said, "I still have something to do, so I'll take my leave first."

"Wait, lad."

Seeing that Liu Fan refused so decisively, Zhong Tu panicked and wanted to catch up with Liu Fan, but found that Liu Fan had already gone far.

"What a pity, what a pity."

Zhong Tu said sadly, "Such a talented person, why doesn't he want to join us and accompany us to revitalize the literature and art field of Huaguo?"

"Grandpa Zhong, stop sighing."

Shangguan Zhili comforted, "Although this gentleman has outstanding talent, if he is not good at morality, he will only be morally uncoordinated after joining the Cultural Association. After finally gaining fame, he will harm more girls."

……

"Honey, take it easy."

Outside the library, Liu Fan carried Yang Dabao like a chicken. Seeing the strange eyes of passers-by, Liu Fan led Yang Dabao into an alley.

"Tell me, who are you!"

Putting Yang Dabao down, Liu Fan looked at Yang Dabao and said, "Are you a delivery worker under the banner of Run Kuai?"

"Uh-huh."

Yang Dabao patted his clothes, nodded and said, "My name is Yang Dabao, and I'm from Singapore."

"Your new sister."

Listening to Yang Dabao's native Chongqing dialect, Liu Fan said with black lines on his face, "Don't play dumb, tell me, who are you? Why did you call me husband? Also, where did you get this marriage certificate?" ?”

"You said this."

Yang Dabao pointed to the marriage certificate in Liu Fan's hand and said, "I found a fake certificate to do this, and it cost me hundreds of dollars. Can you reimburse me for it?"

"I……"

"What do you think?"

Liu Fan tried his best to control his emotions, and said in a deep voice, "You haven't answered my question yet."

"You are a stranger, aren't you?"

Yang Dabao's aura suddenly became fierce, and he looked at Liu Fan and said, "You have a power far beyond that of ordinary people, but I don't feel the existence of source power in your body."

"I do not know what you're talking about."

Liu Fan's pupils contracted slightly, and he frowned, "What kind of alien? What source of power? Have you read too many novels!"

"Oh! Do you not admit it?"

"It doesn't matter."

Tie up his messy hair, Yang Dabao showed a delicate face and said, "You will know if you are a stranger or not."

After Yang Dabao finished speaking, he saw a metallic object appear out of thin air in his hand. When he saw what it was, Liu Fan was instantly dumbfounded.

"Fuck, guns!"

"You guessed it right."

The body suddenly disappeared, and Yang Dabao appeared behind Liu Fan in an instant, and kicked Liu Fan to the corner of the alley. won't die?"

"boom!"

The space shook slightly, and a ray of light flashed at the muzzle, and a blue force was condensed in the muzzle, as if it was about to bombard Liu Fan at any time.

"Crazy woman, let me tell you, this is a society ruled by law. If you hold contraband such as guns, you will go to jail."

……

In the food delivery company, Chen Zhu and Taiye stood side by side in front of a French window, looking at the Mortal Building opposite the company, Chen Zhu said, "Taiye, do you think Dabao can complete this task?"

"Hard to say."

Taiye took out a cigarette and lit it, and said with a smile, "Dabao's brain circuit is different from ours."

"Why do I have a bad feeling."

Chen Zhu frowned and said, "If the other party is not a foreigner, and Bao'er reveals the power of a foreigner, then it will be troublesome."

"Don't worry, that kid must be a stranger."

Taiye exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "Ordinary people, even those who have been exercising all the year round, are unlikely to be surrounded by nearly ten adult men armed with weapons, and still be able to fight ten against one. The only thing I am worried about now is that Dabao Will you misunderstand what we mean?"

(End of this chapter)