my life experience system
Chapter 265
Chapter 265
A Yimu's words made everyone present laugh, and it was only when Zhang Yuxuan and Tangning found out that A Yimu didn't know Zhou Guyuan's age.
"What? He's only 17 years old?"
After hearing Zhang Yuxuan's words, Ayimu was in a bad mood and his face was full of shock.
"How could he be only 17 years old? Some people would believe that he was in his 20s, right?"
Zhang Yuxuan and Tangning burst out laughing at A Yimu's question, while Zhou Guyuan smiled wryly:
"Yes, I grew up a little anxious, and I'm sorry for misunderstood you."
A Yimu's pretty face blushed immediately, and she realized that Zhou Guyuan was about to be hurt by her outspokenness just now, so she quickly apologized.
"Okay, no need to explain, let's go eat."
Raising his hand to stop A Yimu, Zhou Guyuan looked very helpless, and then changed the subject.
Making offerings to the Wu Zang Temple is a top priority and cannot be sloppy, so his proposal was naturally unanimously approved by everyone.
The four of them found a restaurant at random, and a few people chatted at the table, but they were at ease.
"Oh, I've been on fire recently, and my mother is so beautiful~" Zhang Yuxuan took a small mirror to take a look at her prosperous beauty, then looked at Ayimu and said:
"Mu Mu, how do you usually take care of your skin? Look at how smooth your little face is. I'm so envious."
Before A Yimu could speak, Zhou Guyuan asked first: "Sister Xuan, you are angry, right? It must be acne? This means that you are still young~"
"Pfft~ I don't want pimples, I want a beautiful face!"
Zhou Guyuan smiled and ignored her, but looked at Ayimu and asked, "Ayimu, do you know where acne is the least worrying?"
The cute Ayimu tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said that it grew on his waist and legs.
But Zhang Yuxuan said that Mu Mu was right, brat, why are you asking this?
Tangning didn't say a word, she just played her role as the background board.
"Stupid, of course it grew on someone else~"
puff!
The two girls laughed wildly, and Tangning, who was drinking water, almost gulped.
"Brat, you can do it. I never thought that I would be so humorous today. I have made progress!"
Zhang Yuxuan gave Zhou Guyuan a thumbs up, but Ayimu was curious, so she whispered to Zhang Yuxuan and whispered.
The two women whispered while secretly laughing, and occasionally glanced at Zhou Guyuan's side.
However, this week, Guyuan just didn't boast, and not long after he finished boasting, he immediately began to become a straight man again.
His cell phone rang, and the caller was Liu Minyu, the class monitor.
When Liu Minyu approached him, he naturally asked him where the training center was and what time it was appropriate to come to see him train.
And he opened his mouth and agreed, after all, he had already agreed to the other party.
Zhang Yuxuan held her forehead speechlessly. Before that, she said that she was a child, but now that she saw it, she was so meow that she would flirt with the young lady herself.
If you want to be the king of the sea, you should also avoid Ayimu. Is it appropriate for you to call another girl over in front of Ayimu?
Ayimu is also a little angry at the moment, but on the surface he is still kind, nothing unusual.
After hanging up the phone, seeing Zhang Yuxuan's strange expression and winking at him, Zhou Guyuan was surprised and said:
"Sister Xuan, did you get sand in your eyes? Why are you squinting all the time? Brother Ning, help my sister blow it~"
Hearing his words, Zhang Yuxuan almost died of anger, and angrily stopped Tangning from moving. She gave Zhou Guyuan a threatening look:
"I'll clean you up when I get home!"
The latter shuddered suddenly, because his sister Xuan's methods were really against the sky, and because his mother Zhang Meiling said that when she was away, his sister Xuan would discipline him on her behalf, lest he become lawless.
Therefore, it's fine if he doesn't cause trouble, but as long as he does, Zhang Yuxuan will crush him to death in the name of an elder.
But at this moment, he was unwilling to admit defeat, rolled his eyes, and spread his hands:
"Sister Xuan, I didn't do anything wrong, you've wronged a good person~"
"Bah, don't you know what you did yourself?" Zhang Yuxuan said disdainfully, then turned her head to comfort Ayimu:
"Mu Mu, let's ignore this little villain, wait until I go back to deal with him, and let him know how good I am."
Zhou Guyuan felt helpless immediately. He looked at Tangning, who shrugged his shoulders and gave him a helpless expression.
"Brother Ning, don't you know how to take care of your daughter-in-law? She always bullies me~"
Facing the accusation, Tangning was speechless. She shrugged her shoulders and said that she was helpless.
Tangning and Zhang Yuxuan lived opposite Zhou Guyuan, they were neighbors, and it was also for the convenience of taking care of the latter.
The three of them lived so close together, it was impossible for Zhou Guyuan not to know that Tangning was eaten to death by Zhang Yuxuan.
So, how could Tangning control his wife?
"Brother Ning, let me give you a tip. First of all, you should be more courageous. As the saying goes, as long as you are brave, Sadako will be on maternity leave."
puff!
Tangning couldn't hold back when she heard these words, "Xiao Yuan, where did you learn this? Why haven't I heard of this common saying?"
The unusual dialogue between the two of them aroused the curiosity of Zhang Yuxuan and Ayimu, the two women stopped talking and just stared at them.
However, Zhou Guyuan was so excited that he didn't notice these things.
"Brother Ning, just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean you haven't, why don't I just say it?
Brother Ning, let me tell you, if you are not brave enough, you will be bad at anything.Secondly, you have to be thick-skinned, just like when you chased my sister before."
Tangning waved her hand, "Excuse me, let me tell you, you're wrong, it's not that I chased her, but she chased me."
"Yo Xi, Brother Ning, you really are this." Zhou Guyuan gave a thumbs up, and then continued:
"Since this is the case, it will be easier to handle. Brother Ning, as the head of the family, you have to control the right to speak in the family. Also, you should say more love words to my sister, so that she will fall into the love network you woven inside~"
"I don't know how to talk about love, what I say is the truth!" Tangning weakly retorted, her face turning red with embarrassment.
Zhang Yuxuan was very satisfied when she heard this sentence, but when she looked at Zhou Guyuan, she was full of provocation.
For the young couples in [-], many people are still not so open, and they are more likely to be shy.
Zhou Guyuan looked like a ghost, "Brother Ning, you came back from the US emperor, and you actually told me that you can't talk about love?"
"No, no, no, is there anything surprising?"
"Well, you won't say it's okay, Brother Ning, I'll teach you."
"You teach me?" Tangning's expression was full of doubts, but Zhang Yuxuan and A Yimu's ears were pricked up. The two women also wanted to hear what kind of love words Zhou Guyuan could say.
"Yes, don't you believe me?" Zhou Guyuan raised his eyebrows, became serious, and opened his mouth to say:
"Brother Ning, listen up. Next time, tell Sister Xuan like this. Pay attention to your affectionate appearance. After you get her attention, you start to say: Xuanxuan, the doctor said that I am too damp and I need you." The 'intimate' detoxification!"
puff~
Because Zhou Guyuan put a little emphasis on the word "intimate", it is easy for everyone to get that meaning.
Tangning was shocked, but Zhang Yuxuan and Ayimu couldn't help laughing out loud. This love story was too slippery.
"Brat, you dare to teach Tangning badly. I don't think there is any need to go home. I will punish you now."
Zhou Guyuan stretched out his big hand and quickly stopped her, "Sister Xuan, can you be reasonable? Don't you like listening to Brother Ning's romantic words I taught you?"
"I like a ghost. If you want to talk about it, go find a girlfriend yourself. I don't mind telling her every day." Zhang Yuxuan blushed, and then said: "Besides, if you reason with women, you think your life will be long." Yeah?"
This time, Zhou Guyuan completely admitted, because he was the one who taught Zhang Yuxuan this sentence.
After some squabbling, the food was exhausted, and several people paid the bill and left.
Ayimu didn't plan to go back, she was with Ding Zhou Guyuan today.
Under normal circumstances, Zhou Guyuan would take a lunch break at this point, and he lives in a community near the training hall, which happens to be between the school and the training hall.
After bringing A Yimu home, Zhang Yuxuan and Tang Ning also stayed at Zhou Guyuan's house, out of fear that A Yimu would be shy.
It was Zhang Yuxuan who insisted on taking her home, Zhou Guyuan wisely did not refuse, Ayimu half pushed and half agreed.
After arriving home, the two cats jumped up and meowed non-stop.
Both the puppet and the English short are more clingy to their owners, but the Maine Coon is a bit colder. Every time Zhou Guyuan comes home, he can only take the initiative to hug it.
Both cats have grown up, and Yingshou is the fattest, weighing more than ten catties at least, and he is only two years old.
"Wow, your two cats are so cute and chubby, so comfortable to hold."
As soon as he entered the door, Ayimu was attracted by the two cats, hugged the English short lovingly, and started petting the cat.
Yingtuan is not afraid of life, and Zhou Guyuan trained him to be very obedient. Every time his mother came back, she would hug Yingtuan first and then the puppet.
The puppet is the most sticky, and likes to go around under the owner's feet and use its soft hair to help the owner massage.
After sitting at home, Zhang Yuxuan suddenly remembered Zhou Guyuan's words of advice to Tangning during the meal, and asked.
"Boy, what did you say to Tangning during the meal just now, 'As long as you are brave, Sadako will be on maternity leave', so you are very courageous?"
"Hey, Sister Xuan, I'm not very courageous, Brother Ning is the most courageous." Zhou Guyuan slyly dug a hole for Tangning, but the latter gave him a glare.
"Come on, since you are so brave, sister Xuan will tell you a ghost story."
Zhang Yuxuan hooked her fingers at Zhou Guyuan, but Tangning stood up in fear and was about to go back to his room.
Seeing Tangning's leaving back, Zhou Guyuan laughed loudly:
"Hahaha, Sister Xuan, I just said it, Brother Ning is the most courageous, do you believe it now?"
Zhang Yuxuan glared at him viciously, then looked in the direction where Tangning disappeared, and cursed in a low voice:
"coward!"
(End of this chapter)
A Yimu's words made everyone present laugh, and it was only when Zhang Yuxuan and Tangning found out that A Yimu didn't know Zhou Guyuan's age.
"What? He's only 17 years old?"
After hearing Zhang Yuxuan's words, Ayimu was in a bad mood and his face was full of shock.
"How could he be only 17 years old? Some people would believe that he was in his 20s, right?"
Zhang Yuxuan and Tangning burst out laughing at A Yimu's question, while Zhou Guyuan smiled wryly:
"Yes, I grew up a little anxious, and I'm sorry for misunderstood you."
A Yimu's pretty face blushed immediately, and she realized that Zhou Guyuan was about to be hurt by her outspokenness just now, so she quickly apologized.
"Okay, no need to explain, let's go eat."
Raising his hand to stop A Yimu, Zhou Guyuan looked very helpless, and then changed the subject.
Making offerings to the Wu Zang Temple is a top priority and cannot be sloppy, so his proposal was naturally unanimously approved by everyone.
The four of them found a restaurant at random, and a few people chatted at the table, but they were at ease.
"Oh, I've been on fire recently, and my mother is so beautiful~" Zhang Yuxuan took a small mirror to take a look at her prosperous beauty, then looked at Ayimu and said:
"Mu Mu, how do you usually take care of your skin? Look at how smooth your little face is. I'm so envious."
Before A Yimu could speak, Zhou Guyuan asked first: "Sister Xuan, you are angry, right? It must be acne? This means that you are still young~"
"Pfft~ I don't want pimples, I want a beautiful face!"
Zhou Guyuan smiled and ignored her, but looked at Ayimu and asked, "Ayimu, do you know where acne is the least worrying?"
The cute Ayimu tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said that it grew on his waist and legs.
But Zhang Yuxuan said that Mu Mu was right, brat, why are you asking this?
Tangning didn't say a word, she just played her role as the background board.
"Stupid, of course it grew on someone else~"
puff!
The two girls laughed wildly, and Tangning, who was drinking water, almost gulped.
"Brat, you can do it. I never thought that I would be so humorous today. I have made progress!"
Zhang Yuxuan gave Zhou Guyuan a thumbs up, but Ayimu was curious, so she whispered to Zhang Yuxuan and whispered.
The two women whispered while secretly laughing, and occasionally glanced at Zhou Guyuan's side.
However, this week, Guyuan just didn't boast, and not long after he finished boasting, he immediately began to become a straight man again.
His cell phone rang, and the caller was Liu Minyu, the class monitor.
When Liu Minyu approached him, he naturally asked him where the training center was and what time it was appropriate to come to see him train.
And he opened his mouth and agreed, after all, he had already agreed to the other party.
Zhang Yuxuan held her forehead speechlessly. Before that, she said that she was a child, but now that she saw it, she was so meow that she would flirt with the young lady herself.
If you want to be the king of the sea, you should also avoid Ayimu. Is it appropriate for you to call another girl over in front of Ayimu?
Ayimu is also a little angry at the moment, but on the surface he is still kind, nothing unusual.
After hanging up the phone, seeing Zhang Yuxuan's strange expression and winking at him, Zhou Guyuan was surprised and said:
"Sister Xuan, did you get sand in your eyes? Why are you squinting all the time? Brother Ning, help my sister blow it~"
Hearing his words, Zhang Yuxuan almost died of anger, and angrily stopped Tangning from moving. She gave Zhou Guyuan a threatening look:
"I'll clean you up when I get home!"
The latter shuddered suddenly, because his sister Xuan's methods were really against the sky, and because his mother Zhang Meiling said that when she was away, his sister Xuan would discipline him on her behalf, lest he become lawless.
Therefore, it's fine if he doesn't cause trouble, but as long as he does, Zhang Yuxuan will crush him to death in the name of an elder.
But at this moment, he was unwilling to admit defeat, rolled his eyes, and spread his hands:
"Sister Xuan, I didn't do anything wrong, you've wronged a good person~"
"Bah, don't you know what you did yourself?" Zhang Yuxuan said disdainfully, then turned her head to comfort Ayimu:
"Mu Mu, let's ignore this little villain, wait until I go back to deal with him, and let him know how good I am."
Zhou Guyuan felt helpless immediately. He looked at Tangning, who shrugged his shoulders and gave him a helpless expression.
"Brother Ning, don't you know how to take care of your daughter-in-law? She always bullies me~"
Facing the accusation, Tangning was speechless. She shrugged her shoulders and said that she was helpless.
Tangning and Zhang Yuxuan lived opposite Zhou Guyuan, they were neighbors, and it was also for the convenience of taking care of the latter.
The three of them lived so close together, it was impossible for Zhou Guyuan not to know that Tangning was eaten to death by Zhang Yuxuan.
So, how could Tangning control his wife?
"Brother Ning, let me give you a tip. First of all, you should be more courageous. As the saying goes, as long as you are brave, Sadako will be on maternity leave."
puff!
Tangning couldn't hold back when she heard these words, "Xiao Yuan, where did you learn this? Why haven't I heard of this common saying?"
The unusual dialogue between the two of them aroused the curiosity of Zhang Yuxuan and Ayimu, the two women stopped talking and just stared at them.
However, Zhou Guyuan was so excited that he didn't notice these things.
"Brother Ning, just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean you haven't, why don't I just say it?
Brother Ning, let me tell you, if you are not brave enough, you will be bad at anything.Secondly, you have to be thick-skinned, just like when you chased my sister before."
Tangning waved her hand, "Excuse me, let me tell you, you're wrong, it's not that I chased her, but she chased me."
"Yo Xi, Brother Ning, you really are this." Zhou Guyuan gave a thumbs up, and then continued:
"Since this is the case, it will be easier to handle. Brother Ning, as the head of the family, you have to control the right to speak in the family. Also, you should say more love words to my sister, so that she will fall into the love network you woven inside~"
"I don't know how to talk about love, what I say is the truth!" Tangning weakly retorted, her face turning red with embarrassment.
Zhang Yuxuan was very satisfied when she heard this sentence, but when she looked at Zhou Guyuan, she was full of provocation.
For the young couples in [-], many people are still not so open, and they are more likely to be shy.
Zhou Guyuan looked like a ghost, "Brother Ning, you came back from the US emperor, and you actually told me that you can't talk about love?"
"No, no, no, is there anything surprising?"
"Well, you won't say it's okay, Brother Ning, I'll teach you."
"You teach me?" Tangning's expression was full of doubts, but Zhang Yuxuan and A Yimu's ears were pricked up. The two women also wanted to hear what kind of love words Zhou Guyuan could say.
"Yes, don't you believe me?" Zhou Guyuan raised his eyebrows, became serious, and opened his mouth to say:
"Brother Ning, listen up. Next time, tell Sister Xuan like this. Pay attention to your affectionate appearance. After you get her attention, you start to say: Xuanxuan, the doctor said that I am too damp and I need you." The 'intimate' detoxification!"
puff~
Because Zhou Guyuan put a little emphasis on the word "intimate", it is easy for everyone to get that meaning.
Tangning was shocked, but Zhang Yuxuan and Ayimu couldn't help laughing out loud. This love story was too slippery.
"Brat, you dare to teach Tangning badly. I don't think there is any need to go home. I will punish you now."
Zhou Guyuan stretched out his big hand and quickly stopped her, "Sister Xuan, can you be reasonable? Don't you like listening to Brother Ning's romantic words I taught you?"
"I like a ghost. If you want to talk about it, go find a girlfriend yourself. I don't mind telling her every day." Zhang Yuxuan blushed, and then said: "Besides, if you reason with women, you think your life will be long." Yeah?"
This time, Zhou Guyuan completely admitted, because he was the one who taught Zhang Yuxuan this sentence.
After some squabbling, the food was exhausted, and several people paid the bill and left.
Ayimu didn't plan to go back, she was with Ding Zhou Guyuan today.
Under normal circumstances, Zhou Guyuan would take a lunch break at this point, and he lives in a community near the training hall, which happens to be between the school and the training hall.
After bringing A Yimu home, Zhang Yuxuan and Tang Ning also stayed at Zhou Guyuan's house, out of fear that A Yimu would be shy.
It was Zhang Yuxuan who insisted on taking her home, Zhou Guyuan wisely did not refuse, Ayimu half pushed and half agreed.
After arriving home, the two cats jumped up and meowed non-stop.
Both the puppet and the English short are more clingy to their owners, but the Maine Coon is a bit colder. Every time Zhou Guyuan comes home, he can only take the initiative to hug it.
Both cats have grown up, and Yingshou is the fattest, weighing more than ten catties at least, and he is only two years old.
"Wow, your two cats are so cute and chubby, so comfortable to hold."
As soon as he entered the door, Ayimu was attracted by the two cats, hugged the English short lovingly, and started petting the cat.
Yingtuan is not afraid of life, and Zhou Guyuan trained him to be very obedient. Every time his mother came back, she would hug Yingtuan first and then the puppet.
The puppet is the most sticky, and likes to go around under the owner's feet and use its soft hair to help the owner massage.
After sitting at home, Zhang Yuxuan suddenly remembered Zhou Guyuan's words of advice to Tangning during the meal, and asked.
"Boy, what did you say to Tangning during the meal just now, 'As long as you are brave, Sadako will be on maternity leave', so you are very courageous?"
"Hey, Sister Xuan, I'm not very courageous, Brother Ning is the most courageous." Zhou Guyuan slyly dug a hole for Tangning, but the latter gave him a glare.
"Come on, since you are so brave, sister Xuan will tell you a ghost story."
Zhang Yuxuan hooked her fingers at Zhou Guyuan, but Tangning stood up in fear and was about to go back to his room.
Seeing Tangning's leaving back, Zhou Guyuan laughed loudly:
"Hahaha, Sister Xuan, I just said it, Brother Ning is the most courageous, do you believe it now?"
Zhang Yuxuan glared at him viciously, then looked in the direction where Tangning disappeared, and cursed in a low voice:
"coward!"
(End of this chapter)
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