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Chapter 93 The Power of the Public Toilet

"Excuse me, is this the public toilet in Datie Village?" The priest of the fox clan blushed and read out words that he rarely used.

The word "public toilet" comes from Wangcheng. Priest Fox himself has never been to Wangcheng. When he was a child, he went to the town to learn how to read, and he heard something about Wangcheng from the old teacher, so he knew that public toilets are a convenient place for residents to come together.

According to the old teacher in Nitre Town, there are two rows of [-] cm high wooden long boxes in the public toilets in Wangcheng, which are close to the wall. There are nine holes in each row, and the holes are the places to defecate.

The wooden boards of the toilet can be opened, and the toilet bowl inside can be taken away, cleaned and put back to the original place, which is environmentally friendly and efficient.

There are a total of [-] toilet seats in a room, and there are no partitions between the toilet seats. When there are many people, you look at me and I look at you, which is quite open.

Royal toilets are a bit more high-end than public toilets. They have noble velvet round hollow cushions, and after the stuff is discharged, there are maids to deal with it.

When he recalled the public toilet knowledge, the little slave sitting in the public toilet nodded in response:

"Yes, this is a public toilet. Is this the first time you go to a public toilet? Recently, all the villagers use the toilet at home, and only slaves visit the public toilet."

The lion clan orc sitting at the door of the public toilet is a slave, and there is a slave's brand mark on his calf, which is covered by the leg of his trousers.

In Allen’s Great Iron Village, slaves can choose to wear clothes to cover the slave mark, so that everyone can try not to feel that they are still slaves, and barely increase their sense of fairness.

It's a pity that the mark on the slave's body is the mark left by the branding iron, and the muscle tissue has been necrotic. Even with the priest's special wound medicine, the dead skin cannot be repaired.

The fox priest didn't know that the other party was a slave, and his nervousness remained undiminished. He even said a little angrily, "This is where slaves come. I'm a fox village priest. You should take me to the toilet where free people should go."

The little slave had a bitter face, and said weakly: "My lord, there is no distinction between free people and slaves in public toilets now, and the three public toilets in the village all look the same."

"Since the opening of the sanitation project for each individual toilet in the private houses, all the freedmen have gone to the toilet at home."

The fox priest is not a fool, he understood what the lion man said.

It is impossible for villagers who are not from the same village to have a house. Fox people who do not have a house can only go to public toilets.

He wanted to go back and talk to Allen for a theory, and discuss for a long time on the question of who is more noble, a slave or a freeman.

But his ass was in a hurry, so he had to bite the bullet and rush into the toilet.

There were two corners ahead, and he subconsciously turned right.

"Sir, wait a minute, that's the women's toilet!" Someone shouted suddenly behind him.

The fox priest was startled, looked around and saw nine partition doors, luckily he didn't bump into the female orc.

He hurriedly exited the women's room, the fox's tail frowned, and he stared, "Which side is the men's room?"

"Left, left." Sweat broke out on the lion slave's forehead.

The fox priest rushed to the left, and saw five compartments with doors on the left, and seven or eight wall-mounted urinals made of white porcelain on the right wall.

What about the wooden box with small holes, why is it different from what the teacher described?
"These things are so strange, what should I do?" Priest Fox's head froze, a little confused.

"Sir, let me teach you, this thing is used like this, but seeing you are in such a hurry, it is more suitable for you to enter the cubicle, this is a toilet, you can sit on it..."

Fortunately, the lion man guarding the public toilet outside the door came in to teach him, otherwise the fox priest would have almost made a big move at the upright urinal.

……

After a few minutes.

Priest Fox walked out of the public toilet with a happy face, his whole face was radiant, and he walked with horoscope steps, arrogant.

"The flush toilet is really convenient. You don't need a wooden stick to wipe your butt, but use precious white paper. Tsk tsk tsk, what a waste..."

Priest Fox experienced the toilet environment of Datie Village for the first time, and finally understood why there was no smelly stool in Datie Village.

The toilet is so good, so clean, so convenient, when you press the switch, it makes a rattling sound and automatically flushes, it's amazing.

Praise the goddess of water and thank her for bringing the invention of the flush toilet to the village of Great Iron.

Then he thought of the soft and comfortable paper towels, which was so comfortable to wipe his butt, and he no longer worried about some inconspicuous thorns on the inferior wooden sticks.

After a while, the fox priest returned to the crowd, and shared his experience after defecating in the public toilet with the patrol captain, the ordinary village chief, and a group of fox villagers.

The villagers' fox ears twitched slightly, and the fox's tail twitched unconsciously.

They heard a lot of words from the priest Ji Li Gua La, all of which were beautiful words with repetitive adjectives, and there were not many dry things.

It can be summed up in a few words.

One word, cool.

Two words, comfortable!

Three words, still want to go!
The position of the priest is still the king of power in the backward villages, and the villagers can't stand up when they see the priest is so respected.

"Ahem, I'm suddenly in a hurry."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts."

"My baby seems to want to pee too, Lord Alan, can you accommodate me?"

The little fox who was held in his father's arms was immediately unhappy when he heard this, raised his fluffy fox tail, smacked his father's face, and puffed up: "Dad, I don't want to pee, it's you who want to pee. "

"Cough, cough, cough." The villagers coughed in the crowd.

Allen was a little speechless, but thinking that Fox Village is so backward, letting them experience the magic of flush toilets is also a good way to win them over.

"Okay, everyone, go and experience the public toilet." Allen waved his hand and led everyone to the toilet.

The accompanying cat orcs saw the fuss of the foxes, their mouths slightly raised, and their voices of stepping in order gradually became much lighter.

"Yes, Master Allen!"

After a while, the little lion slaves guarding the public toilet looked confused and watched a group of fox orcs and cat-eared orcs walk towards the public toilet under the leadership of Allen.

"Master Allen, did I do something wrong?"

The little slave stood up in panic, thinking that Master Allen was going to blame him for letting the fox villagers into the public toilet just now.

"No, you're doing great, keep teaching them how to use the toilet."

Allen's gentle voice instantly melted the fear in the little slave's heart. He put away his tail that was so tense and straight, and explained to the male orcs how to use the toilet.

The male foxes were like chickens pecking at the rice, and they listened very carefully. Some orcs who couldn't understand even strongly asked the little lion slaves to demonstrate it for them.

The fox female orcs are led by the deputy village chief, Windsor, and teach them to use the flush toilet. Every time they flush, they will attract the sound of wow from the fox girls.

Then there was the sound of flushing from the public toilet for 10 minutes, and at the same time there were waves of silly laughter and screams from the fox orcs.

"What an amazing invention!"

A certain little loli shook her fluffy fox tail, pointed at the spinning object in the toilet, and said in surprise, "Mom, it was flushed away!"

"Can I come here to go to the bathroom in the future?" Some people are already thinking about how to live in Datie Village with a stern face, and further thinking about how to become an official villager of Datie Village.

(End of this chapter)