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Chapter 96 Hall of Fame Advanced Black
In the show, Xu Shaoyan was wearing a hood, and his whole body was full of righteousness.

"My dear friends!
Don't you think this is all weird?Think about it, can it smell as bad as Hong Kong feet?

It doesn't make sense at all.

After my calm and objective reasoning.

There is only one truth—this is football diplomacy~~”

Xu Shaoyan said in an extremely devilish and cheap way, and the audience was speechless.

Football diplomacy?Xu Shaoyan, talk about it, talk about it!
The national football team is already more stinky than the Hong Kong football team!
But Xu Shaoyan is still going crazy.

"Looking at the international political and economic environment

In recent decades, our country's economy has developed rapidly

Comprehensive national strength has grown rapidly, and its international status has risen significantly
But in the international arena, there has been a kind of murmur,
what?

The Republic Threat Theory: The strength of the Republic makes neighboring countries more or less fearful

At this time a great fire brigade appeared - the national football team! "

……

"Hold the grass, do you really want to wash the floor?"

"Fire brigade? Teacher Xu Shaoyan, I don't love you anymore, you're too much of an idiot, never did the national football team set you on fire! Still put out the fire!"

But Xu Shaoyan continued, and everyone laughed.

"The year before last, a small number of Republic tourists behaved uncivilized in Thailand.

Aroused the dissatisfaction of the local media, the national football team immediately lost 1 to 5, calming down the anger of the Thai people in one fell swoop! "

"This year, our compatriots in Hong Kong, because they bought some milk powder and spent some iPhones, it's so stupid! What a thing!
It is awkward with the mainland, and the national football team cares about the overall situation, and would rather shoot all the shots on the door frame.

Resolutely can't win, use two 0 to 0! ! !

Maintained rapport.Accidentally made a mistake and entered one, fortunately it was misjudged! "

Xu Shaoyan patted his heart, his tone full of joy.

"Forehead……"

The audience was speechless, what the hell, is this okay?
Xu Shaoyan, this is really washing the ground!Forcibly, the national football team has changed from mourning its misfortune and angering it into a great hero for the sake of the country, but it is really funny!

"There is also Iraq. Others are still at war in their country, and they are in dire straits. Being able to watch two games is their only remaining joy.

Are you willing to win?Out of humanistic considerations, I have to lose! "

Qatar, the host country of the next World Cup, this is an exchange match, it would be embarrassing to lose, is the national football team so shameless?
lose! "

"South Korea, their fragile self-esteem needs careful care, lose!"

"Iran, Serbia and Montenegro, and Uzbekistan all have good relations with us, lose!"

"Haiti, Costa Rica, Honduras, these countries are miserable, they were never mentioned in geography class! Lose!!!""

"The little brothers in Southeast Asia are always bullied by us, lose!"

"The local tyrants in West Asia want to count on them to sell us oil, lose!"

"The little brothers in Africa hold us up in the United Nations every day, lose!"

"Look at the national football team, well-intentioned!!!"

Xu Shaoyan waved his hands trembling as if he was holding something, as if he wanted to hold the national football team to the sky.

But this series of losses and losses is completely an inventory of how incompetent the national football team is.

There are quite a few people from the Football Association who are watching the violent incident. After all, during the lunch break, it is rare to have such interesting news, but Xu Shaoyan...

God damn it said it was washing the floor, this damn it is a high-level black!

But Xu Shaoyan is still not over.

With a sudden tone of anger, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the side.

"Looking back at the gymnastics, table tennis, and diving teams of our Republic, they don't know how to understand the general situation and take into account the overall situation.

Get the gold medal every day!Go around and abuse people internationally!create the impression that the Republic is too powerful,

In the end, we still have to rely on the national football team to come and apologize one by one~~~~"

"puff!!!"

Quite a few people spit out their old blood. Indeed, the contrast is too great. One is abused by other countries into scum, and the other is abused by other countries into scum.

And it's such a cute contrast!

But Xu Shaoyan still didn't let the national football team go, and continued!
"The current situation of our peaceful development is hard-won, and a large part of the credit comes from the national football team!

It's them!Bite the bullet!Painstakingly!Bearing the infamy alone, fulfilling the mission! ! ! !

With continuous losing, we have created a good external environment for our country!
Especially since the 21st century, a few countries have been advocating the so-called "republic threat theory" to suppress us,
It's the national football team, who stand up bravely every time and beat them in the face with every loss!

It's the national football team!
It's the national football team!
It's the national football team!
As long as there are them, the threat theory of the Republic will always be a false proposition,
Let us remember the names of these heroes, so that we never enter the empty door again and again, fulfilling our mission!
All international players should be deeply remembered in our hearts! "

Xu Shaoyan can't be said to forcibly wash the floor.

The audience was overjoyed to watch, this is a hall-level high-level haha!
A large piece of lose lose lose, what can this explain?
Doesn't this result illustrate a truth?

Everyone else can win, but the national football team is losing, this is fucking trash to the extreme, okay!
Wash the floor?

That's right, that's right, it's washing the floor, and the washing is so awesome!

On the side of the national football team, Director Yang sees it as smoke from the seven orifices. Is this fucking washing the ground?

But before his volcano erupted, calls from CCTV Sports Channel and other local sports channels hit him one after another.

"Hey, Lao Sun, what's the matter?" Lao Sun is the head of CCTV Sports Channel, and Lao Sun has a lawsuit on his face.

"Old Yang, what are you doing? I'm going to broadcast the national football match this afternoon. Didn't you handle the fight between Lang Zhen and the others? Radio and Television just sent me a file. The violence in the national football incident has a bad influence. The red lights are all on, why didn't you tell me earlier that my show is going to open the skylight!"

"What?" Director Yang was shocked, "The live broadcast was canceled?"

Lao Sun nodded: "Yes, Optoelectronics personally ordered it. The document is on my desk now. Let alone today, my future programs will be disrupted, alas!"

Lao Sun hung up the phone in a fit of anger. Everyone was annoyed by the stinky feet of the national football team, and he would scold them after broadcasting. If he hadn’t seen his friendship with Lao Yang for many years, Lao Sun would not be willing to arrange a schedule for the national football team. Who knows This was arranged, and the pigeons were released!
The same is true for other sports channels. Radio and TV directly uploaded documents, and the influence of the national football team was bad.

Director Yang is dumbfounded, this...it's impossible, it's not the first time that the national football team has fought, and what's wrong with the radio and television, so hurry up and call the radio and television. Yes, but as soon as the call was made, Secretary Wang told Director Yang.

"Lao Yang, if you are doing it for the national football team, then don't tell me!"

(End of this chapter)