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Chapter 9 "The Song of Su Yingxue" by Xu Shaoyan

Public figures can't swear?

Who told you the fallacy?
Laozi's music is hypocritical?

Are you a big man who wrote Mary Su novels and said that I am hypocritical?

It's disgusting to fucking open the door to disgusting - disgusting at home!

What's wrong with my ugly face?
Are you a second-class disabled if you are less than 1.6 meters tall!

Xu Shaoyan touched his face, he just looks very ordinary, how ugly?
I can't scold you during working hours, so I'll have nothing to do with you?

Really Nima's innocence!

And Li Guoliang, if Mr. Liang hadn't pulled Xu Shaoyan, he wouldn't have ignored Li Guoliang today.

And in the art troupe, if the 2 yuan for his song selected as the theme song hadn't been included in this month's bonus, Xu Shaoyan would definitely resign today!

After leaving the office, he rang the bell just in time for lunch break. Xu Shaoyan searched Su Yingxue’s information and listened to his songs. The photos of Su Yingxue on the Internet are all upper body, and the exact height is unknown, but there are many rumors that he is 1.6 meters tall, and the positive news is negative. There are a lot of news about Su Yingxue, who rescues stray cats and dogs, worships money and shows off his wealth, and his age is also questioned. Someone broke the news that he is 27 this year, but he said that he is [-] this year.

The books I wrote are all about the domineering president falling in love with me and Mary Sue who is dying to die, and each of them has a lot of poisonous points.

As soon as his song "Chief Overlord" started, the voice started to beat again and again. It was nothing, but Su Yingxue's soft voice full of femininity began to rap, and Xu Shaoyan almost stumbled and rolled down the steps.

……

Depend on!
Xu Shaoyan froze for a few seconds before choking out the words, and turned off the phone without turning off the music, because he was afraid that he would be deaf.

This Su Yingxue is really talented, to sing Mary Su by rap, is this him who gave him the courage?

Even if it's a funny route, it's too weird!

This kind of song ranks first on the charts, you are really no one!

Xu Shaoyan shook his head, he would be sorry to the people if he did not pull Su Yingxue down from the first place!
He rushed to the recording studio next door again, where Lu Daqiang was fixing his sound.

"Brother Lu, are you busy? Help me record another song, no need to modify the sound, I need it urgently now!"

Xu Shaoyan rushed all the way panting heavily, Lu Daqiang raised his eyebrows, was it urgent?

"Not busy, I don't have any urgent work in hand, what's the matter, you boy, you are panting like this."

"It's nothing, I'm ugly after being complained about by a second-class cripple..." Xu Shaoyan took a deep breath, trying to calm his breath as much as possible.

Lu Daqiang, who didn't know the truth, laughed. Aren't ordinary-looking people like them ugly in the music scene where handsome men and beautiful women gather?

He poured a glass of water for Xu Shaoyan and they entered the recording studio.

Breathing calmly, Xu Shaoyan didn't take the "Charming Voice Pill", and directly picked up a guitar, and Lu Daqiang outside raised his hand to signal to start.

Xu Shaoyan smiled and plucked the guitar.

I can't scold you, but I can still sing!
If you use rap to perform Mary Su, then I will send you a rap!

"Oh, tigers don't show their power

You take me for a HOLLEKITTY don't you

I, Xu Shaoyan, don’t talk, you take me as a SNOOPY

Song for Su Yingxue
Author Xu Shaoyan,

Singer Xu Shaoyan!

Staff member Xu Shaoyan! "

Lu Daqiang was stunned outside, "Song for Su Yingxue"?
He also listened to Su Yingxue's Mary Su rap, it was so bad, why did Xu Shaoyan want to write a song for Su Yingxue?
No way!
But as soon as Xu Shaoyan opened his voice, Lu Daqiang was overjoyed!
"Get ready, let's talk!
It's sunny and the rain has stopped
you think you can do it again

I can't bear to say you can't do it anymore

Take the microphone and say you're weak

Gossip behind my back and think I'm pretty arrogant
Stop kidding yourself you don't have the guts

maybe your own incompetence
make you so unconfident
It's just a faux pas that doesn't make any sense at all

The real strong is here
You don't have to act so mysterious

You have been calcium deficient since childhood!Growing up and lacking love!

Waist tied with hemp rope!Cover your head!
He also said that you are the undefeated East in the Chinese rap industry!

You look so creative!Live with courage!

Ugliness is not your intention, it is God's temper!

You live wasting air!Dead waste of land!
Absolute waste of RMB! "

This song...is a curse song!

Lu Daqiang was stunned, did Xu Shaoyan want to scold Su Yingxue?
Do not!meeting!Bar!
Xu Shaoyan has a stubborn temper, but he is not bad, he never offends anyone, why did Su Yingxue provoke Xu Shaoyan?

Lu Daqiang was recording here, while checking Xu Shaoyan and Su Yingxue on the Internet on his mobile phone. The scolding and fighting related directly broke into his field of vision. He probably looked through it. It was clear at a glance that Su Yingxue was purely jealous.

But Xu Shaoyan didn't reply for a long time, Su Yingxue was fanning the flames there because Xu Shaoyan is a coward, don't you!
Said that Chu Wenyi had misjudged the wrong person, and incited fans and passers-by to scold Xu Shaoyan!
In addition, Chu Wenyi also has many fans who can't stand it anymore, thinking that Xu Shaoyan is really cowardly, so they don't say a word. One side scolds Su Yingxue and the other side also scolds Xu Shaoyan. Poor Xu Shaoyan, a newcomer with no fan base, is simply horrible. He was scolded to pieces.

But I don't know what will happen if Xu Shaoyan's song is passed on, using rap to curse people?

This is the first time seeing Lu Daqiang, and this should be another improvisation!

The cursing lyrics are very fresh, he has never seen such cursing.

Not only is it fresh, the word is also damaged, it's a slippery one!
Xu Shaoyan is still singing in it. He has no pressure to sing rap from a major. "Ten Yuan Renminbi" is the original name of this song. On the Earth Network, this song has a high influence, and the rhythm is lively. It's refreshing, Xu Shaoyan changed it for him, and will give it to Su Yingxue later.

Don't let me scold you, okay, then I will praise you!
So you have no opinion!
"Without you

How can set off the beauty of the world
without you
How can I set off Xu Shaoyan's beauty

You are backed by mountains!Rely on the river!

Watch the cock die!Watch the dog flip!
Do you want to raise a sail of hiphop?
You also made your name snowflake?

Hurry up and pull me aside, okay?
You have PHS in hand!Nothing to stand in the wind and rain!
What left hand for right hand!You can't get through with your right hand!
It's okay to drink a little wine!Then take the dog walk!

With a sad hairstyle!Walk the country roads!
Draw zero with your left foot!Draw seven with the right foot!
Left foot turned right foot kick!
And said that he was just twenty-seven this year? "

Halfway through the song, Xu Shaoyan changed the melody and ended the song. This song is very long, and the second half is about a woman, so he doesn't plan to sing it for the time being. He also stopped the device when the song was over.

"Xiao Xu, are you going back to spread the word or are you spreading it here? You and Su Yingxue did it, and your leader didn't mention you?"

Lu Daqiang was laughing there, Su Yingxue was a literati, and Su Yingxue definitely had an inherent advantage in online scolding battles, which were purely written to bring rhythm to boost morale. Xu Shaoyan sighed.

"How can you blame me, it's thunder and rain, otherwise I won't be able to sing, so I'll pass it on here, and I'll probably turn into a thunderstorm when I go back to pass it on."

The two poked in front of the computer, and the online battle was in full swing.

But the so-called what kind of people have what kind of fans, Chu Wenyi is a rational type, and most of his fans are not good at fighting. Although they are still insisting, they are already at a disadvantage, not to mention that Su Yingxue over there adds some firewood from time to time. Some oil.

In the scolding battle, the loudest cry was "Xu Shaoyan get out of the music industry!"

"call!"

Xu Shaoyan exhaled, and passed on the "Song to Su Yingxue".

Amidst the scolding, a new song express dedicated to the same singer made the entire battlefield pause.

Everyone looked at this notice, and unconsciously and tacitly shifted the battlefield to the comment area of ​​"Song for Su Yingxue".

Just look at the turbulent waves of cursing in the comment area just opened.

"Hehe, yo, Xu Shaoyan, you still have the face to come back! I thought you were dead!"

""Song to Su Yingxue"? Oh, Xu Shaoyan, you know you are scared now, do you know how powerful our Young Master Yingxue is? It's a pity that it's too late, Xu Shaoyan gets out of the Chinese music scene!"

"Get out!"

"Xu Shaoyan get out of the Chinese music scene, what a coward, Mr. Chu Wenyi has been scolded so much for you, yet you go to kneel and lick Su Yingxue? Get out! You spineless thing!"

One after another, comments began to be massacred in the comments section of this new song. Su Yingxue's fans scolded again, Chu Wenyi's fans scolded again, and Passerby Hei scolded even more, but Xu Shaoyan was not in a hurry.

The more you scold, the more fiercely you scold, all of this will come back to Su Yingxue.

Sure enough, after ten seconds.

"Pfft! Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, I'm going! Xu Shaoyan's song is not kneeling and licking Su Yingxue, Su Yingxue's cubs, listen carefully!"

"You've been short of calcium since you were a child! You've been short of love since you grew up! You've got hemp rope around your waist! You've got a pot cover on your head! Divine sentence, divine sentence! Teacher Xu Shaoyan hit back, good scolding! Who said Teacher Xu Shaoyan is a coward!"

"Hold the grass! Xu Shaoyan fought back, it's too slippery, this rap is too slippery! @苏颖雪, hypocritical old man, come and have a look!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, this is the singer, rap? "Chief Overlord" is rap, right? Su Yingxue, come over and have a look, this is rap!"

"Back on the mountain! On the river! Watch the dick die! Watch the dog turn over! Oh my god, I laughed so hard, Xu Shaoyan, what do you think, is this what you just created? Fuck! He! Ah! Brothers, come and listen to the song!" Behind @ a group of people.

"You really deserve to be a singer! You can also use your singing voice to fight back, this is a singer! Teacher Xu Shaoyan has done a good job! I have become a fan!"

"Turn fans on the same road! Just now I thought Teacher Xu Shaoyan was cowardly, but I didn't expect Teacher Xu Shaoyan to record songs, Ou la la la la la! Give Xu Shaoyan a thumbs up!"

"Good scolding! Brothers, forward it!"

The crowd who were suppressed by Su Yingxue and her fans just now were all excited after hearing this song. Cursing people with music is unique in this world, especially Xu Shaoyan’s song is full of insults, rhymes, and rap tunes. It makes swearing more entertaining, and it can kill a lot of people just by listening to it.

Xu Shaoyan's lyrics are very straightforward, not convoluted, and even more unabashed. Su Yingxue's fans over there heard it and immediately jumped out and howled!

"What kind of thing is this, what kind of quality, Xu Shaoyan, you have to be ashamed!"

(End of this chapter)