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Chapter 84 The Song of the Alpaca

The music of "The Smurfs" was very brisk, and Lu Daqiang nodded along with the rhythm, expecting it to be slow, but when Xu Shaoyan opened his voice, Lu Daqiang lost his balance, and knelt directly on the ground with a bang.

I saw Xu Shaoyan in the recording studio gritted his teeth and sang loudly:

"In the wild and beautiful Male Gobi

There is a group of grass and mud horses,

They are lively and smart,
They are naughty and sensitive,
They live freely in the grass and mud horse Gobi~~~~~~~~”

Lu Daqiang only felt his liver tremble!
Dude, you can't play like this. If you want to scold someone, you should have told me earlier.

This whole is a "my ear miscarriage" ah!

Ma Le Gobi?Isn't this Ma Le Gobi?

Grass mud horse?
I say!Who provoked your living ancestor again?
This song is even more poisonous than the original "Song for Su Yingxue"!
"Song for Su Yingxue" swears, but there are no dirty words, you are all dirty words that need harmony!

Lu Daqiang mourned deeply for the person who will be gifted this song, whoever you provoke can't come to provoke Xu Shaoyan, you don't hesitate!

Lu Daqiang got up from the ground with all his hands and feet, his knee had already been injured, and Xu Shaoyan was still cursing inside:
"They were tenacious in overcoming difficult circumstances.

Oh~~~~~~ Fucking grass and mud horse!

Oh~~~~~~ Crazy grass and mud horse!

They defeated the river crab in order not to be eaten by lying on the grass,
The river crab has disappeared from now on, and the grass and mud horse Gobi~~~~~~~~”

Xu Shaoyan sang very vigorously, and outside Lu Daqiang looked hopeless.

He really wants to find a crack in the ground to get in. For the past month, he has been extremely proud and proud to show off to others that Xu Shaoyan, the most trusted in the music industry, often comes here to record songs. Looking at it now, Xu Shaoyan is just a rascal. For Xu Shaoyan, it's not art at all, it's just his daily life!

Sing well when it is normal, and drive hard when it is abnormal.

Lu Daqiang rubbed his knees and thought about it calmly. Maybe this is the reason why Xu Shaoyan has such high musical attainments.

Because Xu Shaoyan does not regard music as superior and inviolable, so Xu Shaoyan can easily make the music he wants, and clearly use songs to touch your heart.

After singing a song, Xu Shaoyan swaggered out of the recording studio, Lu Daqiang was speechless.

"You boy, I thought you wrote some good song again. After a long time, you came to scold people again. You, next time you scold people, don't come here. My ears need to be washed!" Lu Daqiang quickly picked out his ears, Xu Shaoyan left with a smile.

When I got home, it was already [-] o'clock in the evening, and the senior sister was cooking in the kitchen. Xu Shaoyan said that the senior sister had a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, which meant that he was alive and kicking, but the dishes he cooked at night were all his favorite. Xu Shaoyan saw the cola chicken wings on the table, Reached out and grabbed one.

"Go and wash your hands, what's wrong with it!" The senior sister pouted, and put the shiitake mushrooms and cabbage on the table. Xu Shaoyan squinted his eyes: "I'm hungry, the senior sister just loves me!"

"I feel sorry for you wool, don't be slippery, wash your hands quickly, I have an appointment with someone to start black at 45:[-]!"

Hurry up to eat, and Xu Shaoyan's job of washing the dishes after the meal is naturally his job.

After everything was done, Xu Shaoyan sat down in front of the computer, cursing songs, of course Xu Shaoyan couldn't post them on the music charts, otherwise he would definitely be caught!
He was already on the cusp of the storm, and his account might be banned.

Simply put, Xu Shaoyan directly posted on Weibo. This time, Xu Shaoyan didn't @anyone, anyway, he knew who he was scolding!

The name of the song, Xu Shaoyan, came up with a less plausible one - "Song of the Alpaca"!
This world is also called alpaca grass mud horse, the wisdom of human beings!

On the Internet, countless netizens are discussing the Weibo post forwarded by CCTV.

As soon as Xu Shaoyan posted on Weibo, many people flocked to him immediately.

But looking at the title of the song, these passers-by who didn't know the situation were all confused.

""Song of the Alpaca"? What, grass mud horses and songs?"

"What is this? "Song of the Alpaca"? Did Xu Shaoyan sing a nursery rhyme?"

"Did Xu Shaoyan have a convulsion, was caught and stimulated once? Why did he write a song for the alpaca?"

"It's pitiful, such a good person, a very capable singer, so crazy!"

A group of people looked at the title of the song and thought that Xu Shaoyan was stimulated and crazy after entering a game, so he came up with such a song. Although the title of "Song of the Alpaca" is not attractive, there are still many Out of curiosity, I clicked to listen to it.

The rhythm was cheerful, and the body and mind were instantly happy, but when they heard Xu Shaoyan's voice, countless people fell to their knees in front of the computer desks, and countless people who were holding their phones fell to the ground with a slap!
"What the hell is this!"

"Hold the grass, do you want to be so powerful!"

"Horse Le Gobi? Grass Mud Horse?"

"Sure enough, I can't think that Xu Shaoyan is an ordinary person. God, how can there be such a person in the world, hahahahaha!"

""Song of the Alpaca"? Hahahaha! I understand, this is clearly "Song of the Grass Mud Horse"!"

""Song of the Grass Mud Horse"! 666666, Xu Shaoyan actually sang and cursed people!"

"I said! Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter, Xu Shaoyan is really fierce, yes, somehow he was tricked, how could Xu Shaoyan not fight back!"

"Hi Da Pu Ben! Who knows who to scold!"

"I think a new excitement is worth watching!"

"Hot? I think Xu Shaoyan is an upright person. Those scumbags cheat people, and they cheat us even if they make money from the common people of our republic. How many media like Xu Shaoyan speak with real swords and guns? Give it back to Xu Shaoyan Grab it, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to swallow this breath, Xu Shaoyan come on, we support you!"

"That's right, Xu Shaoyan, don't be afraid! We support you!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, don't be afraid! We will always stand by your side!"

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan scolded you well! That's how you should scold! These bastards!"

Xu Shaoyan felt warm with the bursts of solidarity, but some things still needed to be confused.

"Xu Shaoyan: Ladies and gentlemen, have you misunderstood? This song of mine is about alpacas, but the word "alpaca" doesn't make sense, so I changed it to "grass and mud horse." Don't overthink it."

And the masses are very supportive.

"Hahaha, teacher Xu Shaoyan, don't worry, we all understand, we all understand, yes, you are singing the praises of the alpaca on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea!"

"That's right! You're always singing about alpacas, we understand!"

"I have seen ten thousand alpacas galloping. Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you are so bad. I really admire you. I know why it is called "Song of Alpacas" and your lyrics are grass mud horses. You Too bad! Yeah, yeah, we're just singing alpacas!"

(End of this chapter)