I put an eye in heaven and hell
Chapter 373 Extravagant Chang'e
Chapter 373 Extravagant Chang'e
What does this mean?
Lin Hao was slightly taken aback.
Before he could ask any more questions, the other party had already hung up the phone.
"what!"
At this moment, a scream suddenly sounded downstairs.
Lin Hao reacted immediately, stuffed the phone into his pocket, and ran downstairs.
When I ran to the stairs, I saw Chang'e curled up on the sofa in a white pajamas, her face was full of panic, and her frightened eyes scanned the ground.
"What's the matter?" Lin Hao ran down, stood in front of Chang'e, and asked quickly.
Just at this time, a cockroach the size of a thumb crawled past Lin Hao's feet.
"Bugs! Bugs!"
Chang'e's face was crying instantly, pointing at the cockroach that quickly crawled past, and said in panic.
Three black lines immediately hung on Lin Hao's forehead.
By the way, aren't you Chang'e?
I'm going to live in the sun for a month, have you forgotten that you are the fairy Chang'e in the heaven?Where's your aloofness?What about your indifference?
A fairy, also afraid of cockroaches?
Is fear of cockroaches a woman's patent?
Besides, people who lived in ancient times were also afraid of cockroaches?
Don't make fun of me, okay?
Lin Hao tipped his toes, crushed the cockroach into a meat paste, and said speechlessly, "What's so scary about this thing, cockroach, don't you know it?"
Seeing the corpse of the cockroach, the fear on Chang'e's face gradually disappeared, and she soon returned to normal.
She mused.
She didn't know what was going on with the look just now. Seeing this kind of thing, she seemed to be afraid from the bottom of her heart. She was sure that she would never be afraid of this thing before. After coming to the mortal world for more than a month, she seemed to be assimilated Same.
"I forgot what kind of bug this is." Chang'e finally regained that indifferent look, not to mention, the mode change is really fast enough.
She was still a little girl just now, but now she immediately became a cold goddess.
Chang'e didn't lie about the sentence just now.
She really forgot what kind of bug it was.
When she came to the mortal world, her memories of thousands of years became less and less, and her memories of being in heaven and even before her ascension to immortality gradually disappeared, and she became more and more confused. She couldn't remember how she used to live in the mortal world. I don't remember who I loved, and even the memory before I went down to earth began to blur.
Only by practicing can one resist this erosion and restore one's memory.
But
The spiritual energy in the mortal world is really painful. I knew that the spiritual energy was thin, but I didn't expect it to be so thin.
After finishing the cultivation of the Immortal Art of Concealing the Breath, one cannot step into the realm of cultivation for a long time. If this continues, even if one dies of cultivation, it is impossible to re-cultivate to become an immortal, and it is even hopeless to complete the foundation establishment.
"Ok."
No matter how sincere Chang'e's expression was, Brother Hao still chose not to believe this person who came down to earth and had a purpose for him.
"How do you feel after living for a month?" Lin Hao asked.
"Very good." Chang'e only answered three words.
"beep beep"
Just then, Chang'e's cell phone rang.
Well, that's right, it was the smartphone that Lin Hao gave Chang'e as a birthday present.
but
How could anyone call her?
Lin Hao was puzzled.
Chang'e answered.
"Hello, SF Express."
Lin Hao only heard these words from the microphone.
"Well, just put it at the door." Chang'e said.
Immediately, Chang'e hung up the phone, walked to the door, picked up the express package left at the door, closed the door, and started to unpack the package while walking back.
"what is this?"
Lin Hao was puzzled.
"Clothes." Chang'e said.
"how much is it?"
"More than 2 yuan." Chang'e still lowered her head and opened the package, as if more than 2 yuan was not money.
Look at the sign above.
Chanel.
Good guy
Sweat quickly broke out on Lin Hao's forehead.
It's only been a while before I'll be able to buy this kind of luxury clothes. My brother won't cultivate a prodigal woman, right? A random piece of clothing costs more than 2 yuan.
Also, don't you have a fairy skirt?What kind of mortal clothes are you wearing? Isn't this a waste of money?
Lin Hao could only say these words silently in his mind.
If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have taught her to shop online.
This is no wonder Chang'e, who has never been in the society, just came down to earth, and after being "supported" by Lin Hao, she has lived a life without worrying about food and clothing, and needs money and money. I don't know how much money comes to ordinary people It is not easy, and there is no concept of numbers.
When the package was opened, it was a white floral dress with exquisite workmanship, and the fabric was delicate, light and conservative.
Cough, more than 2 clothes, can it be bad?
"so beautiful."
Chang'e also had to sigh with emotion.
"I said, what are you doing buying this kind of clothes at home?" Lin Hao said.
"But, I want to go out and have a look."
Chang'e raised her head, with anticipation in her eyes, "Lin Hao, can you take me out?"
"No, I'm going to school." Lin Hao directly refused.
"School?"
It was not the first time Chang'e heard the word "school", and she was extremely curious.
What kind of place is it, she has only seen it in pictures on the Internet, and she heard that such a place is a paradise for children.
"Take me there, I want to visit the school, okay?" Chang'e said expectantly.
"What's so good about that kind of place?"
Lin Hao waved his hand, "You'd better not go, you don't know anything, if you get into trouble, I'm too lazy to wipe your ass|ass."
"Wipe your ass?"
With a disgusted expression, Chang'e silently said "Dengtuzi" in her heart.
"It means that you got into trouble and I help you solve it."
Lin Hao knew she had misunderstood, so he had to explain.
Really, it's hard to communicate.
"That's it."
Chang'e nodded, "Don't worry, I won't let you wipe my ass|butt, let alone cause trouble, why don't you take me there?"
Lin Hao was helpless.
Check the time.
It's noon, lunch time.
Brother Hao smiled and patted his stomach pretendingly.
"I am hungry."
"I went to cook."
Chang'e's eyes lit up, and she immediately got into the kitchen.
Lin Hao sat on the sofa enjoying himself and exhaled slowly.
After staying in the underworld for so many days, I don't even have time to go to restaurants to eat spirit beasts every day. Every day except medicine is medicine, and it's almost fading out.
Chang'e's cooking skills are at the level of a national chef, and they are all ancient dishes that have never been eaten.
Lin Hao was not too polite as the dishes were served on the table one after another. He ate them all.
After a full meal, he took out a white mask from the storage ring and threw it to Chang'e.
"Put this on when you go out. Don't take it off if you don't want to cause trouble. Also, follow my instructions." Lin Hao warned.
"kindness."
Chang'e nodded, then turned around and ran to the room, "I'm going to change clothes."
the second
(End of this chapter)
What does this mean?
Lin Hao was slightly taken aback.
Before he could ask any more questions, the other party had already hung up the phone.
"what!"
At this moment, a scream suddenly sounded downstairs.
Lin Hao reacted immediately, stuffed the phone into his pocket, and ran downstairs.
When I ran to the stairs, I saw Chang'e curled up on the sofa in a white pajamas, her face was full of panic, and her frightened eyes scanned the ground.
"What's the matter?" Lin Hao ran down, stood in front of Chang'e, and asked quickly.
Just at this time, a cockroach the size of a thumb crawled past Lin Hao's feet.
"Bugs! Bugs!"
Chang'e's face was crying instantly, pointing at the cockroach that quickly crawled past, and said in panic.
Three black lines immediately hung on Lin Hao's forehead.
By the way, aren't you Chang'e?
I'm going to live in the sun for a month, have you forgotten that you are the fairy Chang'e in the heaven?Where's your aloofness?What about your indifference?
A fairy, also afraid of cockroaches?
Is fear of cockroaches a woman's patent?
Besides, people who lived in ancient times were also afraid of cockroaches?
Don't make fun of me, okay?
Lin Hao tipped his toes, crushed the cockroach into a meat paste, and said speechlessly, "What's so scary about this thing, cockroach, don't you know it?"
Seeing the corpse of the cockroach, the fear on Chang'e's face gradually disappeared, and she soon returned to normal.
She mused.
She didn't know what was going on with the look just now. Seeing this kind of thing, she seemed to be afraid from the bottom of her heart. She was sure that she would never be afraid of this thing before. After coming to the mortal world for more than a month, she seemed to be assimilated Same.
"I forgot what kind of bug this is." Chang'e finally regained that indifferent look, not to mention, the mode change is really fast enough.
She was still a little girl just now, but now she immediately became a cold goddess.
Chang'e didn't lie about the sentence just now.
She really forgot what kind of bug it was.
When she came to the mortal world, her memories of thousands of years became less and less, and her memories of being in heaven and even before her ascension to immortality gradually disappeared, and she became more and more confused. She couldn't remember how she used to live in the mortal world. I don't remember who I loved, and even the memory before I went down to earth began to blur.
Only by practicing can one resist this erosion and restore one's memory.
But
The spiritual energy in the mortal world is really painful. I knew that the spiritual energy was thin, but I didn't expect it to be so thin.
After finishing the cultivation of the Immortal Art of Concealing the Breath, one cannot step into the realm of cultivation for a long time. If this continues, even if one dies of cultivation, it is impossible to re-cultivate to become an immortal, and it is even hopeless to complete the foundation establishment.
"Ok."
No matter how sincere Chang'e's expression was, Brother Hao still chose not to believe this person who came down to earth and had a purpose for him.
"How do you feel after living for a month?" Lin Hao asked.
"Very good." Chang'e only answered three words.
"beep beep"
Just then, Chang'e's cell phone rang.
Well, that's right, it was the smartphone that Lin Hao gave Chang'e as a birthday present.
but
How could anyone call her?
Lin Hao was puzzled.
Chang'e answered.
"Hello, SF Express."
Lin Hao only heard these words from the microphone.
"Well, just put it at the door." Chang'e said.
Immediately, Chang'e hung up the phone, walked to the door, picked up the express package left at the door, closed the door, and started to unpack the package while walking back.
"what is this?"
Lin Hao was puzzled.
"Clothes." Chang'e said.
"how much is it?"
"More than 2 yuan." Chang'e still lowered her head and opened the package, as if more than 2 yuan was not money.
Look at the sign above.
Chanel.
Good guy
Sweat quickly broke out on Lin Hao's forehead.
It's only been a while before I'll be able to buy this kind of luxury clothes. My brother won't cultivate a prodigal woman, right? A random piece of clothing costs more than 2 yuan.
Also, don't you have a fairy skirt?What kind of mortal clothes are you wearing? Isn't this a waste of money?
Lin Hao could only say these words silently in his mind.
If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have taught her to shop online.
This is no wonder Chang'e, who has never been in the society, just came down to earth, and after being "supported" by Lin Hao, she has lived a life without worrying about food and clothing, and needs money and money. I don't know how much money comes to ordinary people It is not easy, and there is no concept of numbers.
When the package was opened, it was a white floral dress with exquisite workmanship, and the fabric was delicate, light and conservative.
Cough, more than 2 clothes, can it be bad?
"so beautiful."
Chang'e also had to sigh with emotion.
"I said, what are you doing buying this kind of clothes at home?" Lin Hao said.
"But, I want to go out and have a look."
Chang'e raised her head, with anticipation in her eyes, "Lin Hao, can you take me out?"
"No, I'm going to school." Lin Hao directly refused.
"School?"
It was not the first time Chang'e heard the word "school", and she was extremely curious.
What kind of place is it, she has only seen it in pictures on the Internet, and she heard that such a place is a paradise for children.
"Take me there, I want to visit the school, okay?" Chang'e said expectantly.
"What's so good about that kind of place?"
Lin Hao waved his hand, "You'd better not go, you don't know anything, if you get into trouble, I'm too lazy to wipe your ass|ass."
"Wipe your ass?"
With a disgusted expression, Chang'e silently said "Dengtuzi" in her heart.
"It means that you got into trouble and I help you solve it."
Lin Hao knew she had misunderstood, so he had to explain.
Really, it's hard to communicate.
"That's it."
Chang'e nodded, "Don't worry, I won't let you wipe my ass|butt, let alone cause trouble, why don't you take me there?"
Lin Hao was helpless.
Check the time.
It's noon, lunch time.
Brother Hao smiled and patted his stomach pretendingly.
"I am hungry."
"I went to cook."
Chang'e's eyes lit up, and she immediately got into the kitchen.
Lin Hao sat on the sofa enjoying himself and exhaled slowly.
After staying in the underworld for so many days, I don't even have time to go to restaurants to eat spirit beasts every day. Every day except medicine is medicine, and it's almost fading out.
Chang'e's cooking skills are at the level of a national chef, and they are all ancient dishes that have never been eaten.
Lin Hao was not too polite as the dishes were served on the table one after another. He ate them all.
After a full meal, he took out a white mask from the storage ring and threw it to Chang'e.
"Put this on when you go out. Don't take it off if you don't want to cause trouble. Also, follow my instructions." Lin Hao warned.
"kindness."
Chang'e nodded, then turned around and ran to the room, "I'm going to change clothes."
the second
(End of this chapter)
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