Vice Captain of One Piece

Chapter 286 The Talking Skeleton
On the deck of the giant ship, Luffy and the others who all came here also saw the skeleton.It was a human skeleton with a height of more than 2-35 meters, dressed in a gentleman, the body not covered by clothes was full of bones, holding a cup of tea in his hand and hanging a purple cane with his left hand bent.

Luffy stood at the front, and Encore, who was put down, stood behind him, holding his clothes and poking his head out to look at the skeleton calmly; a little later was Sanji, and Nami and Nami who were hiding behind him. Chopper hiding behind Nami.

"Gui'an, yohohohoho~~~, it's impolite to meet but not say hello~~" Seeing a living person, the skeleton began to chatter there after taking off its top hat and saluting, as if it had been hundreds of years It was as if he hadn’t seen a living person, and he danced and said excitedly, “I was really shocked. I don’t know how many years have passed since I saw a living person. There are ghost ships here, and it’s really scary~~”

"..." The person standing there stared blankly at a skeleton covering his face and made a frightened movement, indicating that his worldview had begun to refresh again.

The skeleton who was still talking to himself made a 'please' gesture to the inside of the cabin, "Come, come, let's go inside and have a good chat."

Finally regained his senses, Lu Fei pointed at the skeleton, said excitedly and in disbelief: "Look, look, the skeleton with the afro is talking!!"

"Huh?", Skeleton turned his head to look at the guests, and immediately became excited, although his white teeth opened a little, and he said to the trembling Nami: "Oh, what a lady! What about the beautiful lady, beautiful~~~~~~”

"!!!!" Seeing its face facing her, Nami shook her hand in fear, and tried to utter a few words with a trembling voice, "No...where..."

"I am fascinated when I see a beautiful woman, although I am a skeleton without eyes~, yohohohoho~~~~", the skeleton smiled and put the teacup and cane on the old table aside, tidied up his afro head, and took out After wiping the shiny leather shoes with a handkerchief, he walked slowly towards Nami.

Nami watched the skeleton walk in front of her with a pale face trembling, and then said with a deadpan expression: "Okay, let me see the underwear?"

"Who will show you!!!" Fear turned into anger in an instant, Nami raised her leg and kicked fiercely at the exploding head.

"Ah! It's scary!!!", Chopper who was hiding behind her saw Nami kicking the ghost, and immediately ran behind Encore in fear and continued to hide.

"Oh, it's amazing!!", the bones swelled up unbelievably because of the kick, and fell down straight, and expressed his feelings, "The pain went into the bones, although I just a skeleton."

"It's so scary, so scary..." Chopper, who continued to tremble, looked at the skeletons that fell towards them not far away, and clutched Encore's skirt tightly in fear.

"Hahahaha!! So interesting!!!", Luffy, who was amused by the skeleton's interesting behavior, directly held his stomach and laughed.

Sanji, who had been staying there with a surprised expression, stared blankly at the big bump on the skull's head, and after a few seconds, he had a question, "Why, the skeleton still packs..."

"Huh?", because of the problem of sight and angle, the skeleton lying there only now saw the little Encore and Chopper hiding behind Luffy, and after staring at them for a few seconds, he opened his mouth strangely: "It's very vivid." What about the dolls and raccoon cats, are they the current trend?"

"You are the civet cat! You bastard!! I am...reindeer...", Chopper's originally imposing words gradually weakened, and his courage was lost because of being stared at by the two black holes of the skeleton, but he still tried to say out of its own kind, though the only one who can hear it is the encore standing in front of it.

Feeling that the hem of his skirt was about to be ripped off by Chopper's violently trembling hooves, Anke sighed helplessly, but didn't say anything.

After continuing to stare at Anke's skeleton for a few seconds, he suddenly said faintly: "What a delicate girl, underwear..."

"Shut up!!!", Nami rushed in front of him and kicked hard, violently blocking what he was going to say.But after her courage disappeared with her anger, she immediately hid behind Sanji's back, continuing to tremble.

"It hurts..." Skeleton groaned, and a large lump continued to swell on its head.

Sanji, who still finds it inconceivable, continued to stare at the freshly baked swollen bun, "Why do the bones bulge..."

"Haha, this little thing doesn't matter~~", Lu Fei smiled and waved his hands, then stared at the skeleton and asked an unimaginable question, "Are you shitting?"

"Huh?" Sanji, who was still in surprise, was awakened immediately, and frantically shouted at his captain who didn't follow common sense: "There are more meaningful questions than this?!!"

But the skeleton didn't answer immediately, stood up straight and went to the dilapidated table to get back his teacup and cane, and then walked back to them before slowly answering: "I shit."

"Does it take so much time to answer?? It doesn't matter what??" After shouting, Sanji took a deep breath and tried to digest the facts before him, then pointed to the incredible skeleton and asked a series of questions: "First of all, You are obviously a skeleton, why can you still speak while you are alive? What are you? Why did you appear here? What happened on this boat? What will happen in this sea area?? Answer me all!!”

"Wait a minute, I'll talk about this after a while." Luffy interrupted Sanji's series of words with a smile, bent down to let the girl behind him stand up, and then walked to the skeleton with his hands in his arms, and looked up again. A bolt from the blue, "Hey, I say! Be my partner!"

"If Luffy wants to, I have no objection." Anke, who stood there, shrugged indifferently, and did not object to the captain's proposal.

"Oh????", Sanji, Nami, and Chopper stared at their captain and deputy captain dumbfounded, not wanting to believe what they just said.

"Okay~~", Facing his invitation, a certain bone nodded very calmly in agreement, and then drank tea.

Seeing the bones in the leisurely drinking tea, the three of them immediately let out an earth-shattering scream: "Don't!!!!!!"

On the lawn deck of the Thousand Suns, Sauron and the others are waiting for the return of the people on the giant ship, and Usopp is fully armed and ready to be there: a large banner of exorcism is carried on the back, a large bunch of garlic is hung around the neck, and a Holding a giant cross.But when they saw Luffy and the others leading the skeleton back to the Thousand Suns, all their expressions became twitching.

"Look, look, talking bones~~" Luffy, who was still in agitation, smiled especially brightly, carefully put the person in his arms down and laughed loudly with his hands on his hips, "Hahahaha, super fun~~~”

"Yohohohoho, hello everyone~ This time my boat and I have caused trouble for everyone~~~~", Skeleton held a teacup in his left hand and a top hat in his right hand, saluted a gentleman, and laughed cheerfully Turning his head, he introduced himself amidst the crackling of bones: "I am Brooke, who is dead and only has bones~~please give me more advice~~~"

"What are you kidding! What is this!!" Sauron, Franky, and Usopp yelled, unable to accept the white skeleton at all.

"Oh, it's so fierce~~~~", Brook was a little bit shocked, but his tone was still smiling.

"Hahaha, isn't it interesting??" Luffy, whose concept is completely different from ordinary people, laughed.

"Oh my, there is also a beautiful young lady here~~~" Finding the bones of the beauty, the gentleman straightened his collar, then took off his hat and saluted, and said, "Can I see your underwear? ?”

"Shut up! You **** skeleton!!" Nami yelled, she really didn't understand that this bone would ask that question when it saw a woman.

And Robin just looked at the skeleton close at hand in silence and disbelief, and didn't get angry because of the impolite question.

Usopp, who was fully armed, trembled for a while, holding a cross in his right hand and a prayer bead in his left, hopping on one foot while approaching Brook while chanting, "The evil spirits are scattered, the evil spirits are scattered..."

Chopper, who shivered and hid behind Encore, looked enviously at the equipment on Usopp, looked up at Brook's thin back, then hid behind the little child, and prayed secretly with.

Seeing Usopp approaching him with those things, Brook seemed to be really scared, and kept backing away.

"Oh! It works!!" Seeing Brook's appearance, he thought that those magic tools really worked, and Chopper looked at Usopp who was like a magic stick with admiration, "Usopp, it's amazing~~ ~"

"Of course! This is a full set of equipment for the evil spirit to retreat!!", Usopp proudly showed off his equipment.

"Evil spirits???", the bones they regarded as evil spirits froze for a moment, then looked around in a flustered expression, with a look of fear, "Where is it?"

"It's you!!", Usopp and Chopper yelled at the ignorant bone.

"Ugh????"

"Hahahaha!!", Luffy laughed because of their funny interaction.

"Damn it, how could the skeleton talk, walk, and have an explosive head?!", Usopp was still trembling with cold sweat on his face, trying to stay away from the skeleton as much as possible.

The reindeer hiding behind Anke was still trembling, and even the hem of the skirt was holding deep marks, "It's scary...so scary..."

Zoro took a deep breath, then pointed at the skeleton, and asked Luffy who was still laughing, "Hey, Luffy. What is this?"

"Is he funny? I already made him our partner~~"

"What do you mean already!! Who would agree!!!"

"Encore agrees~~~"

Hearing that the topic would be pushed on him, the innocent child blinked his blood-red left eye at the frantic swordsman, and said with a smile: "It's so interesting, I want to use it to test the ability of the eyes. It doesn't work~~~"

"You don't have to let Luffy do it?" Zoro twitched the corner of his mouth, and then pointed his gun at Nami and Sanji, who went with him at that time, "Why did you two follow Luffy? ? Isn’t it just to stop Luffy’s crazy behavior??”

"I don't have any face..." The two people who were incapable of refuting this shook their heads helplessly.

"Okay, okay, don't be so excited~~", Brook walked to the front of the crowd calmly, then raised his hands in front of them and said in a master's tone and gesture: "Please have dinner in the boat~~~"

"Why is it up to you to decide!!!!", Zoro, Sanji and Nami fangs roared, staring at a bone that was too pretentious.

"Hahaha, it's really interesting~~~", Captain Straw Hat was very happy to watch the excitement, and he didn't know how much trouble he caused his partners.

PS (Brooke. The person with the ability of Huangquan fruit, the resurrection person, can be resurrected once after death, because the fruit has completed its mission, he cannot swim. The characteristic is the skeleton, wearing a gentleman's suit and having an explosive head, likes music, knows a lot He is a kind of musical instrument. He has a lecherous and funny personality. When he sees a woman, the first thing he says is "Can you let me admire your panties?", and his unique laugh is "Yohohohoho". Because he is a skeleton and very light, he can Walking on the sea, he has high jumping power. He once served as the head of the guard, so he is good at fencing. His crutch is a double-edged sword. He is a very powerful fencer. The names of the moves are mostly music types and fencing terms. .Although the body is in a bone state, he can eat, drink tea, spray nosebleeds and even go to the toilet. The crack on his forehead is an old injury from his lifetime. His favorite food is milk. He believes that drinking milk can heal fractures and restore physical strength. He is the youngest of his friends The tallest and tallest person. I dreamed of traveling around the world for a week and went to the "Great Channel Twin Gorges" to reunite with the island whale Rab.)
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