Chapter 120
Seeing Yang Sisi running far away, I immediately panicked. I wanted to go ashore, but I couldn't because it was too cold on the shore, but I only wore a pair of tight-fitting boxers, and although the neighborhood was deserted, there were people from time to time Passing by, if I go ashore with such exposure, I will definitely be regarded as crazy...

I swam back to the reef where the clothes were placed before, half shrunk in the water, and then said to Taozi who was still there: "You just watched her run away like this?"

"if not?"

"She's naive, aren't you naive...can you go back and get me a set of clothes?"

"I'm not going, Bai Lu and the others are still waiting for me to buy salt for cooking..."

"do not!"

Taozi smiled gloatingly at me, then turned around and left, I was dumbfounded, and just stared at her back for a long time...

……

About 5 minutes later, Yang Sisi went and came back, but she didn't have my clothes in her hands. She squatted beside the rock and said to me with a smirk after she succeeded: "Can I ask how you feel now?"

"Come down, we will die together!"

"I won't go down, I'm watching Wang Ba."

"Who the hell is bastard?!"

"You, if you don't move, you're bastard... Otherwise, you can take two steps up...haha."

"I've never seen someone who loves to make trouble like you!"

"It's better if you haven't seen it, you can only be impressed if you haven't seen it... lest you forget me in the future."

"If you don't bring me back the clothes, then there will be no future... I have leg cramps, I'm going to die!"

Yang Sisi pretended to be very flustered, and said to me: "Ah! Are you having leg cramps?...Then hurry up."

I replied with an extremely pained expression: "I'm not kidding!"

As I said that, I jumped a few times in the water, then held my breath, and sank... I am very confident in myself. If I am in good condition, I can hold my breath underwater for two to three minutes, and such a long time , enough to scare Yang Sisi.

Sure enough, after I silently counted for 30 seconds, Yang Sisi lost her composure, and I heard her panicked voice: "Mi Gao... Mi Gao... don't play, I'll return the clothes to you, okay?" ... Come up quickly!"

30 seconds, still far from my limit, I hid under the water, without the slightest intention to move, I think a girl like Yang Sisi, at the right time, should teach her a lesson, otherwise, she will only Make the joke bigger and bigger!

I heard her weeping voice again: "Bastard, you must be playing with me, aren't you?... Come up quickly!"

If I wasn't afraid of ruining my skills, I would have laughed out loud underwater...

I decided to torture her a little longer, and then make her remember this profound lesson.

When I thought this way, I actually underestimated how much she cared about me. The next moment, I heard "plop" into the water and her vague voice.

I felt my scalp numb at first, and then reacted instantly, and hurriedly swam to the place where she dived, but she had already started to flop on the water, as if she couldn't swim at all.

I quickly approached her, she hugged my neck instinctively, and pushed me into the water, and she herself choked on a mouthful of water...

I didn't care much, turned over suddenly in the water, turned to her back, and while stepping on the water, clamped her waist with my arms, let her surface, and when she was able to breathe freely, I shouted again. Said in her ear: "Don't move around, keep steady, or we won't be able to get up!"

Yang Sisi seems to believe me very much, she really overcomes her inner fear in this extremely dangerous situation, she is not struggling, and I took advantage of the situation and dragged her to the water's edge...

I supported her and sent her to the shore first, while I was half submerged in the water, panting violently lying on the rocks, I don't know if it was me or Yang Sisi who made the joke too much!

After recovering a little bit of physical strength, I climbed up from the water, and was instantly sobered by the cold wind blowing again. Then I realized that there was something wrong with my image, and I just stood in front of Yang Sisi very exposed. ...

Yang Sisi, a heartless thing, burst out laughing with a "puchi".

"Is it fun?"

"It's not fun... If you didn't scare me, I wouldn't jump down."

"Do you like this kind of heart-pounding feeling very much?"

Only then did Yang Sisi realize that she had made a mistake, she avoided my fierce gaze, but she still replied stiffly: "It's a bit... this is the condiment of life, and only by adding it can people live a meaningful life. "

"You are awesome...do you want to fry you in a frying pan to make it taste like cumin? It will be more delicious."

"Can you stop being so funny?"

Yang Sisi laughed again while talking, I finally got angry, and said angrily: "You don't have to laugh with me... Just remember, don't say I'm pretending to be dead, even if I really drown in the water, you won't let me die." go down."

Yang Sisi looked at me and didn't speak...

At this time, Tie Nan and Director Ma ran over with cameras in hand. I figured that after hearing Taozi's description, these two grandsons wanted to take pictures of my ugly appearance for future entertainment, but I didn't expect that Yang Sisi was also wet sitting next to me...

After the two of them froze for a moment, they asked, "What's going on?"

Yang Sisi looked at me first, and then replied full of grievances: "This dead man frightened me. I shouted for a long time on the shore, but he couldn't come out of the water... When I panicked, I jumped down too!"

"Can you swim? Just jump!"

"I can dog plan...but when I get nervous, I forget how to plan."

Tie Nan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, then looked at me and said, "Look at you two... You two will live and die together at every turn, or you can get married!"

Yang Sisi buried her head deeply and didn't look at anyone, while the others looked at Tie Nan with embarrassing expressions. This buddy has always had a bad habit of speaking out loud.I suddenly took two steps in front of him, he backed away in fright, I grabbed his cuff, and then took off the jacket from him, put it on Yang Sisi, and then Director Ma took off a coat and put it on himself.

……

In the yard of the inn, Yang Sisi and I were sitting by the fire with blankets on, while the others were busy preparing for today's dinner by the barbecue pit... In my memory, we haven't had such a campfire dinner for a long time .

It is not an exaggeration to say that it was a dinner party, because they bought a whole sheep and took several cases of beer from the bar, which made Dali appear to be a place full of wine and meat, but I think it is a pleasure in bitterness.

I really hope that after more than a month, everyone can still have such a good attitude.

Every time Yang Sisi sneezes, I take a deep breath of the cigarette. After repeating this several times, she slaps me on the back. Make me feel better.

I didn't care about her, I moved to the side, and she moved too, and when I showed an impatient expression, she moved back.

At this time, a few people finally divided up a whole roasted lamb, and then put it on a plate and brought it over. At the same time, the beer was also distributed to everyone's hands. Everyone didn't gossip, so they just ate and drank. .

I don’t know why, but after a while, several people talked about my injuries, and very interested in telling several versions of why I was injured, but no one believed that it was because of a fall, especially After seeing so many injuries on my back too.

Tetsuo put down the beer bottle, lit a cigarette, took a sip, and said to everyone: "First of all, I'm not a showman, but I really have such a picture in my brain, which records the scene of Mi Gao being beaten. cause and effect."

Yang Sisi asked him, "What picture?"

Tie Nan raised his head and closed his eyes, and after slowly spitting out the smoke from his mouth, he started the storytelling mode: "One night, Mi Gao, who was in a different place, was lying on a double bed in an express hotel, feeling very lonely. Lighting up a cigarette, he thought of his girlfriend A and his girlfriend B from high school, he missed those ecstasy nights accompanied by them... His heart began to rippling..." After a short pause, he used another He said in a particularly heavy tone: "At this time..."

Yang Sisi was taken aback by him, and scolded: "You're cheating on the corpse!"

"What do you know... this is called scene rendering."

After brewing his emotions for a while, he went on to say: "At this time... a small card was stuffed in from under the door like a helping hand... I saw Mi Gao jumping off the bed with a squid. He carefully picked up this small card with a lot of weight... Feeling ashamed and burning with desire at the same time. Finally, the animal's instinct overcame everything, and he called the phone number on this small card... Later..."

Everyone put their eyes on Tie Nan. After he had done enough, he slapped his thigh and laughed loudly: "Then I met a goddamn fairy and danced!... Haha..."

I kicked over his beer bottle and said, "Don't you fucking think you're talking anticlimactic?"

Director Ma took the words and said with a smile: "I think Tie Nan's story is good, the logic of the whole story is very clear, and the internal conflicts of struggle and the cause and effect are well expressed... If this is a composition, I will give... ...ninety points!"

Everyone seemed to enjoy the feeling that I was being teased, and even applauded these two sinister animals.

Especially Yang Sisi, she echoed, "I believe Mi Gao can do such a thing."

Tao Zi and Bai Lu laughed and nodded.

I really felt the joy of eating dumplings during the Chinese New Year in them, so I couldn't sit still any longer. I put out the cigarette in my hand and said to everyone: "You people, don't let the hearts of heroes be cold. It’s not as nasty as you think.”

"You don't say anything, and you still want us to look at you with noble eyes?... You are dreaming!"

"I said, it's not enough."

As I spoke, I lit another cigarette for myself, and then told everyone the truth about how I was beaten.

After listening to it, Tie Nan was the first to say with emotion: "It's so fucking amazing!...Does Ye Zhi know that you were beaten because of Pengci?"

I shook my head.

Tie Nan turned to Yang Sisi and said: "Don't you have Ye Zhi's contact information? Call me, we can't let Mi Gao suffer such a big loss for nothing, even if we don't want her to accept favors, we still have to ask her for some medical expenses , Nutritional expenses or something."

Yang Sisi protected her own phone and replied, "I won't give it."

"Would you like to see our hero suffer so much and still not pay back?"

"I am willing."

(End of this chapter)

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