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Chapter 32 Squatting in a latrine to eat spicy noodles, the first person in ancient times!

Chapter 32 Squatting in a latrine to eat spicy noodles, No.1 through the ages!
It must be done!
Come out!
Super Kaiserlo!

Zhao Gao turned his head and stretched out his right hand.

He really didn't dare to look at it!

I'm afraid...

There is air in the hand!

"what?"

"Is this what you call good medicine?"

"It looks pretty good?"

Ying Zheng took the Super Kaiserol and looked through it carefully.

then……

Pointing to the little eunuch Zhao Gao, he said, "Let's make a start first, and try to show it to the widow!"

In this way, Zhao Gao had no choice but to become a guinea pig.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he swallowed the Super Kaiselu in one gulp.

At first he was reluctant to do this, but then his eyes began to glow, and his small mouth opened into an O shape.

Delicious!

So good!

The world is delicious!
I want!

I also want to...

He was just about to drink his second bottle.

suddenly!

My stomach suddenly turned upside down.

Can't hold back!
Can't hold it anymore!

He hurried to the direction of the hut.

Chi~la!
this sound...

It made Ying Zheng who came over listen mesmerized!
"Come here! Hurry up and hand over this god-given medicine, and I will enjoy it!"

Soon, another person was added to the hut.

"Comfortable!"

"It's so comforting for the widow!"

"By the way, I still don't know the name of your little eunuch?"

Zhao Gao, who was squatting next to him, heard Ying Zheng ask him his name?

Suddenly, he knelt down in fear.

PP can't even care about rubbing it!

"The villain Zhao Gao is under the command of Eunuch Rong!"

"Oh, Eunuch Rong?"

Ying Zheng groaned, and then continued: "The widow will make you a Lang Zhongling, and from now on, you don't have to listen to that old guy's orders!"

"Thank... Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Hearing this, Zhao Gao's eyes watered.

I don't know if it's excitement or the smell...

Half a column of incense passed.

Yingzheng finally went to the toilet.

touch...

What the hell!

Jane didn't bring a toilet!

PP can't wipe it!

"Come on!"

"Come on people!"

"Bring me the widow's toilet slip!"

"Damn it, where did they all go?"

"A group of eunuchs!"

"I want to kill your heads and kill your nine clans!"

Waves of angry roars continued to come from the hut.

Zhao Gao heard it.

Isn't this a chance?

Immediately, he was about to present his own toilet slip.

But the embarrassing thing is...

He was too anxious just now, and he didn't bring it!

When he was at his wit's end, he suddenly remembered that he had received several gifts when he bought Super Kayserol Gold Fingers.

Stretching out his hand to take it out, half a pack of Qingfeng paper towels was suddenly scattered on the ground.

This scene happened to be seen by Ying Zheng!
"Zhao Gao, what is this?"

"Your Majesty, this is... a tissue!"

"Tissue? It's so special. Could it be a gift from that master?"

Speaking of this, Zhao Gao had no choice but to nod and say yes!

After repeated observation and research, Ying Zheng suddenly picked up a piece of paper from the ground and wiped it behind his waist...

woo~
"This thing is so soft and light, and it is more than ten thousand times more comfortable than the purple bamboo toilet slips of the widow!"

Ying Zheng was shocked while wiping his butt.

Even before leaving, I didn't forget to stuff the remaining Qingfeng tissues into my bag.

This made Zhao Gao very speechless.

But okay...

He still has his back!
I saw him take out another thing from his pocket.

Tear it!
A strange smell of food floated into the hut, directly suppressing the smell of excrement.

"It smells so good!"

"Zhao Gao, what are you eating in the hut?"

"The widows haven't eaten yet, so why don't you present it quickly!"

Zhao Gao was very confused.

I originally thought that the shape of this strip was a toilet slip, but I didn't expect...

TM is actually used to eat!
no way!
He had no choice but to stuff Weilong spicy sticks to the other party.

Where has Ying Zheng seen these things before?
After taking Weilong's big gluten, he bit into the packaging bag.

Immediately, I was astonished!
"fragrant!"

"It's so delicious!"

"The widow has never eaten such delicious food!"

So ever.

The majestic king of a country is just in the hut, eating spicy noodles.

While eating, he muttered:

"Come on!"

"good to eat!"

"too delicious!"

This made Zhao Gao next to him cry greedily.

About 5 minutes have passed.

The door of the hut was finally opened.

Only then did they find an old eunuch lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

I don't know if it was sudden death, or suffocation by feces...

"Zhao Gao, can the expert you mentioned be found for me?"

While talking, Ying Zheng licked Weilong's packaging bag.

until……

So clean it could be used as a mirror!

"Your Majesty, you also know?"

"Expert? Everyone likes to be unrestrained..."

Zhao Gaogang thought about his words.

Who knows!

Suddenly there was a sound not far away.

"Your Majesty, are you looking for me?"

Xu Jin walked towards them, waving hello to them repeatedly.

"Ok?"

"Who are you?"

Winning politics is an obvious sign.

This person was dressed so strangely, he had never seen it before!
"this?"

"How to say it?"

"Anyway, I'm what you call an expert!"

Say it.

Xu Jin took out two packs of Weilong spicy sticks from his pocket to prove his identity.

"Superior!"

"You are an expert!"

"The widow is very happy to see you."

I don't know if the other party is happy to see him, or happy to see Latiao!
With a pounce, he snatched the spicy strips from his hand.

He started to eat again and again.

"By the way, I still don't know the name of the expert?"

"My name is Xu Jin, CEO of Goldfinger Manufacturing Co., Ltd.! In response to your strong demand, I specially traveled through time and space to help you solve your constipation problem..."

Ying Zheng was dumbfounded.

"I don't know what to say, but your tissues are soft and your food is delicious!"

"By the way, why did you call me the emperor just now?"

"This title sounds very domineering!"

Obviously, Latiao also failed to shut the other party's mouth, and kept talking non-stop beside the hut.

"Hahaha……"

"After I unify the six kingdoms, I will use this!"

"It's really wonderful to be called the emperor and the emperor!"

Hearing this, Xu Jin remembered.

In 227 BC, the Qin State had not yet unified the six kingdoms, and there was no such thing as "emperor" synonymous with it!

Is it because of me?

Ying Zheng decided to use "emperor" as the title of the monarch?

Depend on!
Awesome!
This wave of coercion...

Simply divine!
"Xu Qing, those things of yours have made me very happy, and I decided to give you an official title!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

A reward from the First Emperor!

It is absolutely unusual to think about it!

To be developed!

At this moment, a smile bloomed on Xu Jin's face.

"Let's go, Xu Qing!"

"I will follow the widow to the morning court in a while, and today there are envoys from the Kingdom of Yan to present gifts."

"Just let them barbarians see these rare things in this dynasty!"

Yingzheng Longyan was very happy, and he couldn't help but take Xu Jin's little hand and walked towards the court.

On the road.

"Your Majesty! Dare I ask, what gift did the envoy of Yan present this time?"

"He Li? What does Xu Qing think of the map of the Dukang area of ​​the Yan Kingdom and the head of the traitor Fan Yuqi?"

Ying Zheng said with great pride.

Ask what do I think?

what can i do

You're fucking assassinated soon!
Now I'm still showing off with labor and management...

(End of this chapter)

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