At the beginning of the game, the school flower is fooled, and 99 yuan is used to create a golden fi

Chapter 31 The order from 2000 years ago!Unblock constipation without delay
original plan.

Today should go to Bishuiwan to pay the final payment!
But who knows...

A WeChat message!
Xu Jin had to put down what he was doing.

Buying a house is of course very important, but how can a home without a hostess be considered perfect?

and so……

He still went to the library.

Since the incident at the noodle shop last time, the relationship between him and Lin Wanqing has become stronger day by day!

In his previous life, he regretted missing her, but in this life, he doesn't want to make the same mistakes again!

So he deliberately pretended that his grades were not good, and asked the other party to tutor him.

After hearing this, the young lady readily agreed.

After all, Xu Jin was her lifesaver no matter what!
[Ding, remind the host that you have a new plane order! 】

[This order comes from the historical plane of 227 BC, issued by a young eunuch! 】

【The publisher is looking for a good medicine that can solve constipation...】

"227 BC?"

"An order from more than 2000 years ago?"

"Last Warring States Period?"

Xu Jin suddenly stood up from his seat, startling Lin Wanqing next to him.

"Xu Jin, what's wrong with you?"

"Um... Senior sister, why don't you end today, I feel that I have mastered it almost, and I can score at least 745 points in the test!"

"745 points?"

Lin Wanqing said angrily: "I was the number one student in the science department of the college entrance examination in Xinchao City last year, and I only scored 739 points in the exam. Can you make a draft before bragging?"

"Senior, don't you believe me? Then let's make a bet, if I get a score of 745 or more, you will be my girlfriend, how about it?"

"Hmph! What if you fail the exam?"

"Then let me feel wronged and be your boyfriend!"

"You think beautiful..."

library.

bathroom.

Xu Jin randomly found a pit and squatted down.

I still have a pack of fresh air tissues in my hand...

Before he left, he asked Lin Wanqing to borrow this!

Everything must be prepared with both hands.

There was no straw paper in those days, and it would be embarrassing if there was nothing to wipe the stomach.

He doesn't want to scrape PP with tiles...

Royal Palace.

big garden.

Xu Jin was wandering around.

Strange, what about people?
According to the system navigation display, the publisher should be nearby!
But why can't I find it?

suddenly!

A thin figure successfully caught Xu Jin's attention.

He has a pointing arrow on his head and is wearing eunuch clothes...

It must be him!

Xu Jin burst into tears instantly!

Going around, finding a baby is a pain!

Immediately.

He waved hello.

"Hi dear!"

"I am coming!"

"I'm here to give you a golden finger!"

"what?"

"Damn it, don't run away..."

Xu Jin was confused.

Why is this little eunuch so fat?

Why do you run away when you see yourself?

Could it be that I am too handsome?
shy?
It turns out...

He guessed wrong!

"Come on!"

"There are assassins!"

A sharp voice sounded.

Xu Jin panicked.

I wipe it!

It turns out that this guy is shaking people?
woo woo woo...

Don't give the opponent any chance to push.

Xu Jin sprinted for [-] meters and covered his mouth.

"Call your sister!"

"Laozi is here to solve your constipation..."

Unexpectedly, it was too late!

The opponent is a monkey stealing peaches...

That's sour!
God damn it!
Slap directly down.

The little eunuch stared at the stars, and quickly screamed: "Good man, good man, spare me!"

"Sober now?"

"Wake up, wake up!"

Seeing his sincerity in admitting his mistakes, Xu Jin stopped fanning him.

If there is another bad review, it will not be worth the loss!
"Okay, if you are really sober, then let's continue to talk about business!"

"Do you want the golden finger that solves constipation?"

"Yes, yes!" The little eunuch nodded in fright, how dare he refuse!

Hearing this, a smile finally appeared on Xu Jin's handsome face.

Then he took out the price list...

I never thought that after seeing this, the other party would suddenly collapse on the ground, with his eyes shining straight.

Gold!

Big gold!
Good guy!
It turns out that this fellow treats the price list as gold.

"exactly!"

"It's gold. Look at this price, can you accept it?"

"Paying 100 taels of gold can not only solve constipation, but also help you clear your intestines..."

At this moment, Xu Jin wanted to die.

He has a hunch...

If the conversation continues like this, he will definitely beat the little eunuch to death!
"Young man, this is too expensive, a villain can't afford it!"

"I'm... do you want to buy it or not? Place an order now, and I can give you another pack of Weilong spicy sticks for free!"

Under Xu Jin's coercion and lure, the little eunuch reluctantly took out twelve taels of gold.

[Ding, I have received the fee paid by Zhao Gao, and I am tailor-made golden fingers for him...]

Zhao Gao?

Zhao Gao who refers to a deer as a horse?
In that case, could this be the palace of the Qin Dynasty?

Xu Jin was dumbfounded.

When he reacted and wanted to ask clearly, this guy had already escaped without anyone noticing...

But said, after Zhao Gao fled.

Run all the way.

bang!
I accidentally bumped into someone at the corner of the corridor.

Look up.

Finished!

TM is actually my boss, the chief eunuch!

"Oh, who is it!"

"Xiao Gaozi, do you want to die?"

Eunuch Rong picked up his orchid fingers and poked Zhao Gao's nose hard.

"The villain knows his mistake, please forgive me, father-in-law!"

"Forgive me? Don't even think about it!"

Obviously, Eunuch Rong didn't want to let him go.

"Exactly! Go and pour out the chamber pot in His Majesty's bedroom..."

"Yes yes yes! The villain is going!"

To be honest, this was a beautiful job.

But ever since His Majesty became constipated, his temper was unbelievably irritable!
I heard that Xiao Dezi the day before yesterday accidentally disturbed His Majesty to go to the toilet because of his footsteps.

then……

The corpses are separated!

did not expect.

I never expected that I, Zhao Gaoying, would not be able to escape this catastrophe after all...

Enter Qin Palace.

No matter how careful he was, he still made the sound of footsteps!

My heart thumped violently.

Immediately after...

An incomparably majestic voice sounded.

"Bold!"

"Who made the noise?"

"Come here! Drag it out and chop it up!"

slap.

Zhao Gao's heart sank a lot.

What a coincidence!

This kind of thing really happened to him.

He was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy!
"Your Majesty, please forgive me!"

Seeing that the guards were about to enter the bedroom, a system notification suddenly sounded in his ears.

[Ding, the Super Kaiserlu Gold Finger has been loaded! 】

【This product can be used externally and taken internally. It is urgent to relieve constipation...】

[Is it made immediately? 】

what?
Not dreaming?

Is there really such a magical thing in the world?

do not care!
Anyway, it's dead anyway!
Fight!

Immediately, Zhao Gao shouted.

"Your Majesty, the villain has a way to defecate!"

"This time I came here to offer good medicine!"

"If it's useless, it's not too late for His Majesty to kill the villain..."

I have to say, this is very convincing.

A tall man wearing a black royal robe and a beaded crown came out with a tired face.

It was Qin Shihuang, Ying Zheng!

"Is what you just said untrue?"

"It's true... Great truth! This medicine is a gift from a master!" Zhao Gao's forehead was covered with cold sweat.

"Oh, then you can hand over the good medicine for the widow to take a look at..."

(End of this chapter)