I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 77 Mysterious Poison Seventh Aunt?

In the end, the Great Sage forced the tank to choose "Swallowing Hair Ball Beast".

What can the tank say?I can only agree to "begging for everything".

"Brother-in-law, I don't want this thing, it will make people laugh to death if you bring it into the academy, sissy! I want a domineering one, that suits my style." Looking at that little figure, Bai Shuang thought of Barbie dolls.

Damn, it will definitely make people laugh.

"No, no, today you have to ask for what you want, and you have to ask for what you don't want, otherwise, you won't be able to get a girlfriend in the future, so don't blame me?" Dasheng said angrily.

"Sister, look, my brother-in-law bullied me~"

Bai Shuang cried, asking his sister for help.

Bai Jingyi immediately looked at the Great Sage with incomprehensible eyes, as if she was asking what he meant, it seems that there is no need to be so serious, right?

"Come on, let me tell you the details!"

The Great Sage pulled her aside and whispered a few words.

Therefore, Bai Jingyi kept nodding, the more she listened, the more reasonable she became.

Immediately afterwards, Bai Jingyi also forcibly ordered Bai Shuang to choose this "beautiful little butterfly fairy".

"If you choose it, it will make you stronger. There's nothing wrong with it! Besides, if you are so lazy, it can also help you clean and tidy up your room. With such a pet, you can have fun secretly! If you dare to say no again, believe it or not, your parents will kill you!"

Bai Jingyi was not so gentle with her younger brother, she put her waist down and scolded angrily.

"If you don't want it, let's change it..." Tank looked at Bai Shuang, drooling with envy, and whispered.

The Great Sage glared...

He quickly changed his words, and went on with righteous words: "Let's change it...it's impossible! Don't forget, this is given to you by your brother-in-law. If you don't appreciate it, just pick and choose, do it." Individuals!"

Bai Shuang just thought of this, and that's right, it's a bit inhuman for him to refuse the gift from his brother-in-law, the worst thing is that he doesn't take it with him in the future.After thinking and thinking, he bowed his head in shame.

is not that right?

All along, my brother-in-law will take care of me if I have a good point, and if I choose any more, it seems that I am too inhuman.

"I'm sorry, brother-in-law."

"It's okay, you will be grateful to me in the future." Dasheng said, showing "a gratifying smile like an aunt in the neighborhood committee".

Bai Jingyi's husband and wife also showed such a smile, but occasionally looked at the Great Sage, admiring him very much. My man really has a big picture, and my younger brother can think so far.

If you get a husband like this, what more can a woman ask for!

Since the Great Sage might be leaving in a few days, Bai Jingyi stayed and accompanied him as much as possible.

"Bai Shuang, tell your uncle and aunt after you get back, your sister will sleep at a classmate's house at night." Seeing that Bai Shuang was about to leave, the Great Sage hurriedly explained.

"..."

The corner of Bai Shuang's mouth twitched slightly, you liar?

"Don't say? Okay, then you return that little butterfly fairy to me, don't you want to be domineering? I will replace you with a strong, muscular male little butterfly fairy to satisfy your domineering." The great sage threatened .

Thinking of Xiao Diexian, who is actually strong, with chest muscles, and mainly pink wings, Bai Shuang feels sick when he thinks about it, he gets excited, and quickly nods like a chicken pecking at rice.

Don't make trouble!

Is that still Little Butterfly?It should be a little GAY fairy.

On the side, when Tank heard this, he also trembled and broke out in a cold sweat.

Then, think about your own Sky Swallowing Ball Beast, it's really delicious.

In this way, Bai Shuang left with Tank first.

The Great Sage and Bai Jingyi lived a life without shame or shame.

"My lord, when will you be back?"

"Waiting for me here is still the same sentence. One day, I will definitely wear the golden armor and holy clothes, step on colorful auspicious clouds, and come back to find you on an occasion that attracts everyone's attention." Slightly raised, manly, full of domineering.

"Well, then I still say the same thing, I will always wait for you here, if you don't come or I don't leave, no one can catch me, even death." Bai Jingyi said softly and emotionally.

"Jingyi~"

"Great Sage~"

The two were so emotional that they almost "killed someone". Fortunately, they reined in temporarily.

Feeling a little embarrassed, Bai Jingyi suggested to go to see the novel together.

The Great Sage thought for a while and nodded in agreement.

……

"Son, I'm here to see you~"

As soon as she entered the door, Bai Jingyi saw Xiao'er obediently sitting on the table, reading a book quietly.

"Sister Jingyi!"

Xiao's eyes lit up, she cheered, and rushed over to hug Bai Jingyi.

"Little boy, did you just forget brother like this? Brother is so sad." Dasheng said with a bit of taste.

"Brother, how can you care about such things, don't make trouble~"

"...Stinky girl." The Great Sage patted her head and cursed with a smile.

"Great Sage, come here." Xuanyao Seventh Aunt heard the commotion outside and came out and said.

"Okay, senior~"

The Great Sage nodded, followed her into a pharmacy, and then closed the door.

This pharmacy is like a laboratory, with various instruments and materials, countless, and even the Great Sage saw a cauldron for alchemy.

"Don't be curious. Apart from being a Chinese medicine practitioner, I am also teaching myself alchemy. What I want to learn in that ancient book is alchemy."

The Great Sage nodded.

"I asked you to come in, just to gossip and chat casually."

"Well, Seventh Gu, tell me."

"This little child is so obedient, so obedient that it makes me feel bad. Sometimes I wonder, did she have some psychological shadows when she was a child?"

"Why do you say that? Isn't being good a good thing?" The Great Sage frowned.

"It's just a feeling, right? I think that if you are too obedient, it may form a kind of inertia in people's thinking. Then, under the inertia, you dare not do anything, which will bring about a kind of depression. I'm just worried about this, she It's good, but is there a little depression in it?"

"Depression? When we were young, we had a hard time, because our grandparents had passed away long ago, and our parents were not around. It was our aunt who took care of our brother and sister. At that time, my sister and I were suffering from some physical illnesses. It was a heart problem. It took a lot of money. Money, helpless, my aunt is not earning enough money to spend on us, so she owes debts everywhere. If there is any shadow or problem, then most of the debt collectors are very fierce. Has she ever been frightened? "

While recalling, the Great Sage began to blame himself when talking about these things.It seems that I still don't care enough about my sister, and being a big brother is very remiss.

"Well, it's possible. I will pay attention to this aspect, and don't let being too obedient become a kind of depression! By the way, you also have a heart problem. Do you need me to help you?"

"No, it's ready, thank you Qigu for your concern." Dasheng hurriedly said, he was afraid that his heart would be discovered by the other party and scare her to death.

"Congenital heart disease, can it be cured?"

Qigu was a little skeptical, but after thinking about it, she changed the topic: "Forget it, you can just make an agreement. I have something to ask you today."

"You say?"

"I want to take Xiao as a disciple. In the past two days, she will read my medicine book when she has nothing to do. When I teased her later, I said that I wanted to test her, but she answered all the questions correctly. It's just that, she There is an innate sensitivity to these medicinal materials, and she is very talented in memorizing the names of medicines, distinguishing the fragrance of medicines, and tasting the taste of medicines. I asked her, and she said that she also likes to be a doctor, because she can save lives and help others."

"Really?" The Great Sage was startled, and afraid that the other party might misunderstand, he quickly explained: "No, I didn't doubt you, I didn't expect her to have this talent."

"Hehe, you can ask her again."

Speaking of this, Xuanyao Qigu secretly had a small thought, that is the "sky-penetrating mirror".

As long as he accepts the great sage's younger sister, he won't be ashamed to ask for it. Even if he asks for it, it will be a long time later. She can even say that she will use the sky mirror to help her understand the ancient book in depth.

Of course, it is true that Xiaoyou is talented, and she wants to take him as a disciple, but she did not lie to the Great Sage.

The Great Sage came out and asked the little one.

"Yes, brother, I wanted to be a doctor since I was a child, because I always watched TV, many people were injured, I like to help people, I am very happy to be able to help people." After thinking for a long time, Xiao Xiao smiled and answered Said: "In the future, if my brother is injured, he can also find me!"

Dasheng suspects that the last sentence is true in the novel.

Because, that night, when he and his aunt were kneeling here, Xiao Anan cried for a long time, as if he had made a decision.

"Brother, don't you also have a heart problem?"

"I've said it before, it's okay, if it's because of this, you don't need to worry, you went to study medicine." The Great Sage still persuaded, afraid that the little girl would not understand because of her young age.

"No, I really like being a doctor. Traditional Chinese medicine is amazing. Mysterious medicine Qigu's medical skills are different from those people. In addition, I also want to learn alchemy. I heard that if I eat an elixir, I can become a fairy." Children say something here and there.

However, it seems that Xiao is really interested.

"Well, my aunt is not here, but I can also make a decision. Since you want to worship Qigu as your teacher, I agree."

After the Great Sage finished speaking, he went to find Xuanyao Qigu again.

"Senior, in fact, our family still has a family feud, and I'm worried that the little one will be in danger."

"I've listened to novels, don't worry, I'm not a vegetarian either, as many people come, I will kill them as much. Do you know why I am called Xuanyao Qigu?"

"Ok?"

"We have seven sisters, and I am the youngest. When we were children, my father taught us all kinds of medical skills. The main subjects are different. For example, my eldest sister learned acupuncture, and my second sister learned traditional Chinese medicine. The third sister learned massage... When you come to me, do you know what I learned?"

There are so many kinds?
The Great Sage was curious: "What?"

"Poison! The last time I went out, I poisoned two gold-ranked beasts. Otherwise, how dare you think I would go to the wild alone to find the elixir?"

The Great Sage suddenly realized.

Is it that great?

Unexpectedly, Xuanyao Qigu was also a master at using poison.

It can poison the beasts to death, really strong.

"Is the poison so powerful? Is the poison also a treatment?"

"Heh, have you ever heard of fighting poison with poison? It has been handed down from ancient times. In this way, let me explain to you that some people's illnesses are almost caused by toxins except for their old age. For example, people have to eat a hundred grains, especially in modern times. Food, if you eat it with the wrong mix, it will produce toxins."

"Even if there is no problem with the combination, all the food you eat, can the body's internal strength excrete all the "all kinds of food residues that cannot be absorbed" from the body? Then, these residues will still form dirty things and toxins."

"Toxins are not fatal at the beginning, just a small problem, but they accumulate more and more, causing various diseases, such as 'tumors'. How do you think tumors come from, that is, a certain part of your body accumulates a lot The dirty things, the toxins cannot be excreted, and if they stay in one place, tumors will form in that place.”

"Not all diseases are tumors, right?" The Great Sage asked a little puzzled, "Such as colds, fevers, and so on, they may all be toxins, but aren't some other diseases? Such as congenital heart disease?"

Speaking of this, I thought of Tank again: "It's like a kidney deficiency..."

"Oh, yes, your head turns very fast, congenital heart disease, caused by development. However, if you don't eat food, don't accumulate food in your body, and don't affect your heart, there must be no problem Yes. The so-called disease enters from the mouth is like this.”

"As for kidney deficiency, on the one hand, it's not temperance, and on the other hand, there's something wrong with what you eat. The accumulation of toxins accelerates aging. Of course, it's more of an imbalance between yin and yang. Does your friend have this problem?" Speaking of this, she Laughed.

The Great Sage blushed and shyly said, "No, I'll just ask casually."

"Hehe, young people seldom suffer from kidney deficiency, usually it's just Yin and Yang imbalance. Especially now that young people in cities like to eat some cold food, stay up late and so on, they will be too yin, that is, Yang deficiency It's..."

"Whether it is Yang deficiency or not, as long as you try it a few times and touch the position of the kidney on the back, you will know that it is usually ice-cold. If you have Yang deficiency, there is no Yang energy, fire energy, and the kidney has no fire energy. Where is the fire?" If you are restless, you will naturally suffer from kidney deficiency. Tell your friends not to make up for it indiscriminately, young people generally don’t suffer from deficiency, just cure the deficiency of yang.”

"I thought soaking goji berries would do the trick!"

"That's a quack doctor, and it's just that level of thinking. If you have yang deficiency, you will lose more and more! Because wolfberry is cold, it will make the kidneys less and less angry. Don't 'follow others'."

Next, she chatted with the Great Sage for a while.

Until the evening, my aunt went directly to here.

The sun is not as good as hitting the sun. They discussed tomorrow and held a teacher apprenticeship ceremony for Xiao.

……

Off-topic PS: The above TCM theories are what Dahu heard from a very powerful TCM doctor. They belong to Zhang Zhongjing’s "Treatise on Febrile Diseases" school. They are very powerful. This TCM doctor has many incurable diseases that cannot be cured by hospitals in big cities All of them can be cured, and even some patients with early stage cancers, he dares to take care of them, which shows his great medical skills.

I am writing this to let some young friends know if they are really suffering from kidney deficiency. Feel the position of the kidney on the back. It is generally cold, not deficiency but yang deficiency.

And goji berry should not be soaked indiscriminately. It depends on whether your constitution is yang deficiency or yin deficiency. If you drink yang deficiency, it will hurt even more.

(End of this chapter)