I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 61 Xiao?'s Super Power - Disappear
Chapter 61 Little super power - disappearing
"I really can't say it, it's too embarrassing!" Tank shook his head like a drum.
"Well, we won't laugh at you."
At this time, the Great Sage's curiosity surpassed everything else, and so did the others.Even the little ones stare at Mengmeng's eyes, which are full of desire for knowledge.
"Yes, yes, we promise not to laugh at you!" Bai Shuang chimed in from the side.
"Don't laugh!" Bai Jingyi also promised.
"I don't laugh either!" Xiao Xiao raised his hand to signal.
Sun Xiaomin nodded, with the same meaning.
"You really don't laugh?" Tank asked dubiously.
"Don't laugh...!!!!" The Great Sage and the others all shook their heads, promising solemnly.
"Okay!" Tank gritted his teeth, and at this point, he already had an expression of willing to be slaughtered.
"The super power I got is the iron crotch skill of strengthening essence and strengthening yang..."
As soon as the voice fell, the audience fell silent.
After the silence, there was an extreme explosion.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……!!!!"
Everyone's laughter shook the whole room.
Originally, Dasheng made up his mind to hold back his laughter.Can think of the wretchedness of the tank, but get this super power, can't help but magnify the smile dozens of times, can't control it at all!
Bai Shuang held back at first, but his face turned red from holding back, but he burst out laughing, clutching his chest and patting him in pain.
Bai Jingyi and Sun Xiaomin blushed a little when they heard this, but seeing them laughing like this couldn't help it, the branches trembled from their laughter.
Only Xiao Xiao couldn't understand, kept his promise cutely, just kept not smiling.
Children, do you have many question marks...
It took 10 minutes for the laugh to stop.
Tanks are suspicious of life, and feel that these golden-rank foreign crystals are full of deep malice towards him!
Really!
Compared with his own superpowers, for the first time, he felt like a lazy donkey rolling around, with boulders on his chest, he was quite tall...
"Come, come, come again, it's okay, be good, don't be discouraged!"
The Great Sage didn't want to say anything more, he was afraid that the tank would faint from anger if he was stimulated again, so he quickly coaxed him.
"Yes, it may be because of my enlightenment, my fault, forgive me." Bai Shuang also echoed.
When he said this, everyone thought it was true.
It seems that the success rate of the foreign crystals that have been enlightened by Bai Shuang is much better, but there will always be such inexplicable superpowers.I have never heard of it elsewhere. Of course, it is also possible that no one dares to say it. It is too embarrassing.
Imagine that the whole family tried their best to get a strange crystal for you to absorb, but the super power you absorbed was "strengthening essence, strengthening yang and iron crotch skills".If you say so, it is very likely that you will be beaten to death by everyone.
It's too disappointing!
What a crime must have been committed!
"Hmm." Tank took a foreign crystal and asked Bai Jingyi to see his luck again.
Good luck!
He quickly absorbed it, and this time he absorbed it successfully again.
"Haha, boss, I have absorbed a new superpower called 'Freedom Splitter'." He seemed very happy, it seems that this ability is very impressive.
"Is it a type of schizophrenia?" Dasheng didn't know why.
None of the others could understand it either. At least, this superpower was not as easy to understand as the "Strengthening Jing, Strengthening Yang and Iron Crotch Kung Fu".
"Look!"
As Tank said, he stretched out his hand to touch his eyes, as if he wanted to dig them out.
"what!"
Bai Jingyi and Xiao exclaimed, covering their eyes and not daring to look.
"It's just a super power of strong yang and iron crotch skills, brother, there is no need to be overthinking it!" The Great Sage also changed his face and shouted.
"Which eye do you see, I can't think about it..." Tank almost vomited blood, and roared furiously: "My super power has been replaced by this!"
"Oh!" The Great Sage let out a heavy breath: "That's good!"
"..."
Tank ignored the Great Sage, afraid of being pissed off, so he immediately dug out his own eyeballs.
Strange to say, his action of digging out his eyeballs was so natural, as if it didn't hurt at all.As a result, a weird idea came into the heart of the Great Sage, this guy is quite professional...
"Look, there is no blood at all, don't be afraid!"
After the tank dug out the eyeball, he put it on the table, and then, something even weirder happened, the eyeball rolled up on its own, rolled to the ground, and rolled out of the door.
"I saw a beautiful girl passing by outside the door. She looks very scholarly, with short hair and big eyes. She looks obedient..."
He covered his other intact eye, as if using the detached eyeball to see something outside the door, he was talking about it bit by bit.
"what!"
Then, he screamed.
Immediately afterwards, a girl screamed from outside.
"What's wrong?" the Great Sage asked nervously.
"No, I scared the girl, she stepped on my eyeball!" Tank hissed in pain and gasped.
"Oh, who told you to be okay and scare people, you should."
The Great Sage laughed, and the others also agreed.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, a girl's angry voice came from outside: "Whose miniature camera is made like this, and it rolls over to peek under my mother's skirt! It's so dead!!!"
"..."
There was an inexplicable silence in the room.
"Hahaha, I just didn't control the force and rolled too far. I misunderstood, she misunderstood..." Tank was a little embarrassed and forced to explain.
However, what they got back was the disdainful eyes of several people, as if they were saying "make up, continue to make up J8".
This superpower of the tank was well received by the public after it was demonstrated, and it was still highly praised with [-] likes.Because, removing the internal organs, he can split all parts of his body to form a separate living body.
That is to say, he can throw his hand out, and the hand will automatically use the fingers to walk, bounce, jump, jump, and jump.He can even walk with two fingers, and "hold a knife" with the other three fingers for assassination.
"Where's the head?"
Dasheng asked curiously.
Tank took off his head all at once, it was amazing, there was not even a trace of blood at the joint between the neck and the head.
"Excellent, my brother!"
As the Great Sage said, he held his head in his hands and walked towards the toilet.
Tank had a bad premonition, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hey, hey, boss, what are you doing? Don't, don't!"
…………
Using seven gold-rank foreign crystals, the harvest is great.
Then, Dasheng tried to ask Xiao, if she wants to try it too?
Now, what he uses is the Bronze Rank Alien Crystal that he bought when the Great Sage was poor. Although the ability is not bad, he can't do wrong to anyone, but he can't do wrong to his sister.
"Yes, I want, I want..." Xiao hurried over, and then, his eyes were red: "I miss my mother~"
Dasheng was a little unexpected.
He thought that Xiao might refuse, but he didn't expect that she would, and he even said "she misses her mother".
What do you mean?
Small means that she wants to become stronger and save her mother!
Thinking of this, the Great Sage took a deep breath, held back the sadness that gushed out, and nodded heavily.
In order to prevent the impact of the gold-rank foreign crystal from being too powerful, the Great Sage asked his sister to lie on the sofa before handing her a golden-rank foreign crystal.
This strange crystal was obviously bigger than her hand, but she held it with such a serious and pious expression.
"Auntie, brother must succeed in protecting me!"
Holding the strange crystal, she imitated the appearance of the great sage praying to the gods and Buddhas in the sky.However, she may not be sure, or forget the names of those gods and Buddhas, and then read the two most important people in her life.
Seeing this, the great sage's eyes turned slightly red.
She has closed her eyes and started to absorb.
For the first time, it was obvious that she had also succeeded, with a look of struggling and pain constantly appearing on her little face, and her little hands and feet were trembling.
The Great Sage felt a little distressed, and wanted to bear it for her, but there was nothing he could do.
Finally, she opened her eyes, and the whole person disappeared.
Little is gone...
Just like the world evaporates, it disappears in an instant.
Seeing this, the Great Sage's expression was slightly dull, and then his scalp became terrified.
Sun Xiaomin was also panicked and regretted, covering her mouth in disbelief.
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"I really can't say it, it's too embarrassing!" Tank shook his head like a drum.
"Well, we won't laugh at you."
At this time, the Great Sage's curiosity surpassed everything else, and so did the others.Even the little ones stare at Mengmeng's eyes, which are full of desire for knowledge.
"Yes, yes, we promise not to laugh at you!" Bai Shuang chimed in from the side.
"Don't laugh!" Bai Jingyi also promised.
"I don't laugh either!" Xiao Xiao raised his hand to signal.
Sun Xiaomin nodded, with the same meaning.
"You really don't laugh?" Tank asked dubiously.
"Don't laugh...!!!!" The Great Sage and the others all shook their heads, promising solemnly.
"Okay!" Tank gritted his teeth, and at this point, he already had an expression of willing to be slaughtered.
"The super power I got is the iron crotch skill of strengthening essence and strengthening yang..."
As soon as the voice fell, the audience fell silent.
After the silence, there was an extreme explosion.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……!!!!"
Everyone's laughter shook the whole room.
Originally, Dasheng made up his mind to hold back his laughter.Can think of the wretchedness of the tank, but get this super power, can't help but magnify the smile dozens of times, can't control it at all!
Bai Shuang held back at first, but his face turned red from holding back, but he burst out laughing, clutching his chest and patting him in pain.
Bai Jingyi and Sun Xiaomin blushed a little when they heard this, but seeing them laughing like this couldn't help it, the branches trembled from their laughter.
Only Xiao Xiao couldn't understand, kept his promise cutely, just kept not smiling.
Children, do you have many question marks...
It took 10 minutes for the laugh to stop.
Tanks are suspicious of life, and feel that these golden-rank foreign crystals are full of deep malice towards him!
Really!
Compared with his own superpowers, for the first time, he felt like a lazy donkey rolling around, with boulders on his chest, he was quite tall...
"Come, come, come again, it's okay, be good, don't be discouraged!"
The Great Sage didn't want to say anything more, he was afraid that the tank would faint from anger if he was stimulated again, so he quickly coaxed him.
"Yes, it may be because of my enlightenment, my fault, forgive me." Bai Shuang also echoed.
When he said this, everyone thought it was true.
It seems that the success rate of the foreign crystals that have been enlightened by Bai Shuang is much better, but there will always be such inexplicable superpowers.I have never heard of it elsewhere. Of course, it is also possible that no one dares to say it. It is too embarrassing.
Imagine that the whole family tried their best to get a strange crystal for you to absorb, but the super power you absorbed was "strengthening essence, strengthening yang and iron crotch skills".If you say so, it is very likely that you will be beaten to death by everyone.
It's too disappointing!
What a crime must have been committed!
"Hmm." Tank took a foreign crystal and asked Bai Jingyi to see his luck again.
Good luck!
He quickly absorbed it, and this time he absorbed it successfully again.
"Haha, boss, I have absorbed a new superpower called 'Freedom Splitter'." He seemed very happy, it seems that this ability is very impressive.
"Is it a type of schizophrenia?" Dasheng didn't know why.
None of the others could understand it either. At least, this superpower was not as easy to understand as the "Strengthening Jing, Strengthening Yang and Iron Crotch Kung Fu".
"Look!"
As Tank said, he stretched out his hand to touch his eyes, as if he wanted to dig them out.
"what!"
Bai Jingyi and Xiao exclaimed, covering their eyes and not daring to look.
"It's just a super power of strong yang and iron crotch skills, brother, there is no need to be overthinking it!" The Great Sage also changed his face and shouted.
"Which eye do you see, I can't think about it..." Tank almost vomited blood, and roared furiously: "My super power has been replaced by this!"
"Oh!" The Great Sage let out a heavy breath: "That's good!"
"..."
Tank ignored the Great Sage, afraid of being pissed off, so he immediately dug out his own eyeballs.
Strange to say, his action of digging out his eyeballs was so natural, as if it didn't hurt at all.As a result, a weird idea came into the heart of the Great Sage, this guy is quite professional...
"Look, there is no blood at all, don't be afraid!"
After the tank dug out the eyeball, he put it on the table, and then, something even weirder happened, the eyeball rolled up on its own, rolled to the ground, and rolled out of the door.
"I saw a beautiful girl passing by outside the door. She looks very scholarly, with short hair and big eyes. She looks obedient..."
He covered his other intact eye, as if using the detached eyeball to see something outside the door, he was talking about it bit by bit.
"what!"
Then, he screamed.
Immediately afterwards, a girl screamed from outside.
"What's wrong?" the Great Sage asked nervously.
"No, I scared the girl, she stepped on my eyeball!" Tank hissed in pain and gasped.
"Oh, who told you to be okay and scare people, you should."
The Great Sage laughed, and the others also agreed.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, a girl's angry voice came from outside: "Whose miniature camera is made like this, and it rolls over to peek under my mother's skirt! It's so dead!!!"
"..."
There was an inexplicable silence in the room.
"Hahaha, I just didn't control the force and rolled too far. I misunderstood, she misunderstood..." Tank was a little embarrassed and forced to explain.
However, what they got back was the disdainful eyes of several people, as if they were saying "make up, continue to make up J8".
This superpower of the tank was well received by the public after it was demonstrated, and it was still highly praised with [-] likes.Because, removing the internal organs, he can split all parts of his body to form a separate living body.
That is to say, he can throw his hand out, and the hand will automatically use the fingers to walk, bounce, jump, jump, and jump.He can even walk with two fingers, and "hold a knife" with the other three fingers for assassination.
"Where's the head?"
Dasheng asked curiously.
Tank took off his head all at once, it was amazing, there was not even a trace of blood at the joint between the neck and the head.
"Excellent, my brother!"
As the Great Sage said, he held his head in his hands and walked towards the toilet.
Tank had a bad premonition, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Hey, hey, boss, what are you doing? Don't, don't!"
…………
Using seven gold-rank foreign crystals, the harvest is great.
Then, Dasheng tried to ask Xiao, if she wants to try it too?
Now, what he uses is the Bronze Rank Alien Crystal that he bought when the Great Sage was poor. Although the ability is not bad, he can't do wrong to anyone, but he can't do wrong to his sister.
"Yes, I want, I want..." Xiao hurried over, and then, his eyes were red: "I miss my mother~"
Dasheng was a little unexpected.
He thought that Xiao might refuse, but he didn't expect that she would, and he even said "she misses her mother".
What do you mean?
Small means that she wants to become stronger and save her mother!
Thinking of this, the Great Sage took a deep breath, held back the sadness that gushed out, and nodded heavily.
In order to prevent the impact of the gold-rank foreign crystal from being too powerful, the Great Sage asked his sister to lie on the sofa before handing her a golden-rank foreign crystal.
This strange crystal was obviously bigger than her hand, but she held it with such a serious and pious expression.
"Auntie, brother must succeed in protecting me!"
Holding the strange crystal, she imitated the appearance of the great sage praying to the gods and Buddhas in the sky.However, she may not be sure, or forget the names of those gods and Buddhas, and then read the two most important people in her life.
Seeing this, the great sage's eyes turned slightly red.
She has closed her eyes and started to absorb.
For the first time, it was obvious that she had also succeeded, with a look of struggling and pain constantly appearing on her little face, and her little hands and feet were trembling.
The Great Sage felt a little distressed, and wanted to bear it for her, but there was nothing he could do.
Finally, she opened her eyes, and the whole person disappeared.
Little is gone...
Just like the world evaporates, it disappears in an instant.
Seeing this, the Great Sage's expression was slightly dull, and then his scalp became terrified.
Sun Xiaomin was also panicked and regretted, covering her mouth in disbelief.
Bookmark a little, you can make a lot of money, vote for a recommendation, and the goddess will follow you! !Hey~
(End of this chapter)
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