I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 52 I Just Want to Do a Square Dance
Chapter 52 I Just Want to Do a Square Dance
Nima!
what happened? !
The Great Sage was so angry that he wanted to stop, and asked Xiao Jinjin to kill a few people first, even if he killed one more person, it would be profitable.
But what he never expected was that this jump was like eating a show, and he couldn't stop at all.
"Boss, so after death, you can dance?"
Suddenly, a voice sounded, it was a tank.
He seemed to be in a coma, but was "shaked" awake by himself, then slowly opened his eyes in a daze, and asked a question.
Immediately, he was shocked.
Because, he couldn't help but also yelled "Ouba-fuck him" in a high-pitched and sharp voice.
Almost, he didn't faint from being frightened again, and his waist twisted wildly.
"Stop, stop, stop for me!" the Great Sage said urgently in his mind.
No response at all.
Jumping and dancing, the song is coming to an end. In Dasheng's opinion, after dancing this song, it should be able to stop.
However, just as the song was about to end, an uncontrollable desire arose in Dasheng's mind, wanting to dance another song.
In an instant, the Great Sage couldn't help thinking about which song to dance.
Correct!
Actually, why did the Great Sage procrastinate?It was because he used the card, and there was a prompt on the card. It took him a long time to choose a song before he had to delay.
Now, his brain is thinking automatically.
"Seagrass Dance!"
In his field of vision, there was the constantly swaying "Between Flower Thorn", so he chose this song naturally.
"Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, swaying in the wind..."
The music is ringing.
In an instant, everyone in the audience swayed from side to side, like a noodle in the wind, extremely enchanting.
........................
After hearing Wangcai's "roar", the old principal Luo ordered all the teams in the city to run towards the target point immediately.
What about him?
Then, like an arrow from a string, it shoots in the direction of the house where the Great Sage and the others live.
"Hurry up, hurry up, no! You have to hurry up..."
He remembered the last time, after such a strange and terrifying beast roar, the people from Kaitian Sect approached the Great Sage.
"It should still be them, damn it!"
Cursing inwardly, the old headmaster sped up several times. During the process, even if there was a big explosion elsewhere, he just directed other teams to take a look, and he still rushed in that direction.
When he arrived not far from the Dasheng's house and saw people dancing in front of him, he slammed on the brakes in surprise, almost entangled his legs and fell into the mud.
"..."
After watching for a few seconds, the old headmaster Luo's face was full of confusion, and his mind went blank.
Even if he was killed, he couldn't imagine what the Great Sage and the others were doing.
What about being attacked?
What about Kaitianjiao?
How to dance in the square!
Especially looking at his grandson's obese body twisted like twists and turns, he couldn't help saying with disgust, "Tsk tsk, it's really unsightly~"
The old principal felt that things were beyond his understanding, and he even wondered if he was too old to keep up with the times, otherwise, how could he not understand the scene in front of him.
Weird!
Very weird!
He approached slowly.
Then, he was so frightened that his heart almost burst because he couldn't control his mouth and sang along: "Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed
Dancing in the waves. "
While singing, the look in his eyes was full of panic, I was so panic...
The old headmaster wanted to break free, but it was too late. His thin and old body instantly softened like a withered tree trunk, and swayed from side to side like noodles. The posture was so enchanting, sexy and windy.
So much so that the team members and several teachers who came behind looked at him with such strange expressions.
"A sin!"
The old principal screamed in his heart, but he was still singing, his body was still swaying in the "wind horse flea", and he couldn't stop at all.
This situation is very similar to a girl who was "forced to be a cang", uh, old girl... hot eyes!
"Tian Yu, go up and have a look!"
A teacher poked his companion and urged him to go up and try.
"Why don't you go up?"
"Your figure is suitable for dancing, but I'm not suitable for being so fat."
"Forget it!" Seeing that none of them pushed up, a female teacher said angrily, "I'll go!"
Then, just a few steps after she walked out, she also wriggled, which was quite pleasing to the eye.
"This should be a kind of superpower. I don't know who used it. As long as it enters the range, it will automatically dance unbearably." A teacher speculated.
"Can't stand it? Why do I feel like you are driving... Obviously, you can't control it!" another teacher strongly corrected.
"Can't stand it?"
Several teachers couldn't help laughing at the thought of these three words, and then they quickly restrained themselves when they saw the principal glaring at them.
They have roughly guessed how this situation happened, but there is no way to solve it!
Finally, they thought of a way to attack those men in black from a distance.
A teacher threw a small stone casually, and the stone seemed to be pulled by an invisible force, and it directly penetrated the head of a man in black.
There was also a teacher who stretched out his hands, put his two thumbs and two index fingers together to form a "triangle", and uttered a soft "bang" sound, and a man in black immediately fell down.
……
As soon as they made a move, it was like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their abilities.
And these men in black saw their companions being killed, but they couldn't control themselves, and their eyes showed resentment and aggrieved expressions.
But what can they do?One by one is waiting to die.
Only one man in black was left, probably a woman, and all the others were killed.
Even this woman was turned into a puppet by a team leader using invisible silk threads to ensure that she would cause inevitable losses after she regained her freedom.
Finally, after the second dance, they stopped.
"Whoo~"
The Great Sage let out a heavy breath, his whole body went limp, angry and anxious.
Fortunately!
Fortunately, I couldn't attack them, but reinforcements arrived, otherwise, it would be really difficult.
"let me go!"
Now, there is only one man in black left, she shouted angrily.
"Ahem, who are you?"
The old headmaster looked embarrassed, coughed dryly and came out from behind a group of teachers, asking.
"Who am I? You don't have the right to know! Hahaha, you can just ask Hades if you want to know!" She raised her head and laughed, and was about to bite her tongue to kill herself. At the critical moment, the team leader pulled his right hand, and she was controlled , close your mouth by yourself.
Immediately, she could only move her eyes, and she couldn't even speak.
"Take her back and keep her under strict supervision. Keep at least two teachers and a captain of the team watching. I'll go back and interrogate her in person." Old Principal Luo ordered.
What he said was meaningful, and three people were kept on guard to prevent any traitor from silencing him.
In this way, he looked at the Great Sage and asked with concern, "Are you all right?"
"I'm fine~" Dasheng looked at his aunt, Wangcai and the tank, and said anxiously: "But they have something to do, so hurry up and get someone to save them."
"Don't worry, the medical support team is here, they will be fine." The old principal pointed to the south, where some team members were coming.
Only in this way can the Great Sage truly relax.
"What happened to the dance just now?"
"I said, we suddenly wanted to dance in the square, believe it or not?" Dasheng said nonsense, he would not tell the old principal that he danced on his own initiative, now there are so many people, how embarrassing.
"Speak human!" The old headmaster gave Dasheng a white look.
"I don't know what's going on." The Great Sage spread his hands with a wry smile.
In this way, the old headmaster stared deeply at the Great Sage for a while before giving up.
"Who are they?"
"The ones sent by the Aixinjueluo family should be dead soldiers or something."
"Oh~ then I understand." The principal said.
"Then what are you going to do? Sue them, or?"
"I said, I'll ask them to do a square dance, believe it or not?"
"..." The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "That's good~ Your age is just right!"
The old principal was so angry that he slapped him.
…………
With the help of the medical support team, Wangcai, Tank, and Sun Xiaomin finally recovered a lot. According to the doctor, they will need to take care of themselves and replenish their bodies before they can fully recover.
So, they prescribed some elixir to let Haosheng rest.
The Great Sage sent them away with great gratitude, and finally, the whole room was considered quiet.
"Go and rest!"
The Great Sage watched them sitting on the sofa and spoke.
"No, Great Sage, give your aunt a new strange crystal, I don't want to go on like this!" Sun Xiaomin suddenly stood up and said loudly, eyes full of anger and grievance.
"However, the new alien crystal may also replace your original superpowers?" Dasheng said, then worried about her wild thinking, and added: "Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"I have a silver-grade foreign crystal here, you can try it first!" The Great Sage thought for a while, and all the foreign crystals on his body were used up. Now, there is only one silver-rank foreign crystal left, which was enlightened by Bai Shuang Isomorphic.
"it is good!"
"Give you!"
The Great Sage took out the strange crystal and handed it to his aunt.
Sun Xiaomin calmly held it in his hand and let it melt slowly.
After a few minutes, her eyes lit up.
"Got it? What superpower?" The Great Sage was delighted.
"My previous ability is still there, not only that, but I also got a copy ability." She said excitedly, like a child showing off candy to everyone.
"copy?"
"That's right, copy someone else's super power to use, not only that, this super power can be changed once a month."
"Amazing!" The Great Sage stared wide-eyed.
It seems that the silver-grade heterogeneous crystal that Bai Shuang has enlightened is extraordinary.
He has now conjured up a picture in his mind, that picture is Bai Shuang sitting on a pile of strange crystal mountains, his hands trembling with exhaustion, crying and constantly pointing different crystals at the same time.
On the side, the great sage himself was holding a whip, wearing a landlord's costume, and laughing out like a pig.
Although the picture is a bit scribbled, but it is really fragrant!
"I'm going to find out now, in the entire city, no, even in the team, who has the strongest ability." Sun Xiaomin became excited and wanted to look for it immediately.
"Who are you asking?"
"I don't know, are you a pedestrian on the side of the road?"
"They will only tell you some hearsay, wait, I'll ask someone in the industry for you." Dasheng said, and called Wang Er.
This guy is the captain of the team and has a lot of knowledge, so he must know.
"Hey, second brother!"
As the Great Sage spoke, Sun Xiaomin came over and quickly turned on the speakerphone.
"Hahaha, Great Sage, what do you want from me?"
"Let me ask you, do you know who is the strongest in this guardian castle?" the Great Sage asked.
"Why do you ask this?"
"If something happens, just tell me."
"The strongest! Let me think about it, the hero who faced the Lich King directly last time, he is the strongest!"
"..." The corner of the Great Sage's mouth twitched a few times: "Don't make trouble, I'm talking about superpowers, who has the most powerful superpowers?"
"Attack power, the one with the highest attack power!" Sun Xiaomin shouted loudly from the side.
"It doesn't mean that a high attack power means a powerful ability? I think the most important thing is to be invincible. As long as you are invincible, then you are the most powerful."
"Alright!" the Great Sage hurriedly said.
What he is most worried about is the safety of his relatives, and the attack power is the second place.
"Immortality and immortality! In our battle castle, there is such a team leader. Even if he is burned to ashes, he can still gather ashes and transform into a human again. We are all envious of him."
"Okay, that's it!" The Great Sage hurriedly asked the captain's identity and where he lived.
"No, I don't want this, I want attack power!"
Sun Xiaomin kept protesting.
The Great Sage hung up the phone after asking, and asked his aunt, "Why not?"
"I want the one with strong attack power, I want to kill!" Sun Xiaomin was furious, pinching the ear of the Great Sage.
"Auntie, I understand, you want to help me. But in my heart, the safety of you and the little one is the most important thing." Dasheng said affectionately.
"Can……"
"Not old and not dead, think about it, not old?" The Great Sage raised his voice and said the word deliberately.
Only then did Sun Xiaomin realize something.
"But……"
"Since you don't want it, forget it, you can find it yourself."
"Wait a minute, then, let's listen to you! In fact, I don't care about being old or staying young forever. The most important thing is me and Xiao An'an!" She said with a serious face, no longer entangled.
"Uh...Of course, after a month, if you are not satisfied, you can change it." Dasheng suggested in a low voice.
"No more, just this, who made me a single-minded person." Sun Xiaomin said confidently.
"...Auntie!"
I don't know if anyone has read it, can someone come to the book review section and shout out? ... just keep quiet...
It's a new week, give me all the tickets, it's icing on the cake for the great gods, and it's a timely help for the big tigers, please~
(End of this chapter)
Nima!
what happened? !
The Great Sage was so angry that he wanted to stop, and asked Xiao Jinjin to kill a few people first, even if he killed one more person, it would be profitable.
But what he never expected was that this jump was like eating a show, and he couldn't stop at all.
"Boss, so after death, you can dance?"
Suddenly, a voice sounded, it was a tank.
He seemed to be in a coma, but was "shaked" awake by himself, then slowly opened his eyes in a daze, and asked a question.
Immediately, he was shocked.
Because, he couldn't help but also yelled "Ouba-fuck him" in a high-pitched and sharp voice.
Almost, he didn't faint from being frightened again, and his waist twisted wildly.
"Stop, stop, stop for me!" the Great Sage said urgently in his mind.
No response at all.
Jumping and dancing, the song is coming to an end. In Dasheng's opinion, after dancing this song, it should be able to stop.
However, just as the song was about to end, an uncontrollable desire arose in Dasheng's mind, wanting to dance another song.
In an instant, the Great Sage couldn't help thinking about which song to dance.
Correct!
Actually, why did the Great Sage procrastinate?It was because he used the card, and there was a prompt on the card. It took him a long time to choose a song before he had to delay.
Now, his brain is thinking automatically.
"Seagrass Dance!"
In his field of vision, there was the constantly swaying "Between Flower Thorn", so he chose this song naturally.
"Like a seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, swaying in the wind..."
The music is ringing.
In an instant, everyone in the audience swayed from side to side, like a noodle in the wind, extremely enchanting.
........................
After hearing Wangcai's "roar", the old principal Luo ordered all the teams in the city to run towards the target point immediately.
What about him?
Then, like an arrow from a string, it shoots in the direction of the house where the Great Sage and the others live.
"Hurry up, hurry up, no! You have to hurry up..."
He remembered the last time, after such a strange and terrifying beast roar, the people from Kaitian Sect approached the Great Sage.
"It should still be them, damn it!"
Cursing inwardly, the old headmaster sped up several times. During the process, even if there was a big explosion elsewhere, he just directed other teams to take a look, and he still rushed in that direction.
When he arrived not far from the Dasheng's house and saw people dancing in front of him, he slammed on the brakes in surprise, almost entangled his legs and fell into the mud.
"..."
After watching for a few seconds, the old headmaster Luo's face was full of confusion, and his mind went blank.
Even if he was killed, he couldn't imagine what the Great Sage and the others were doing.
What about being attacked?
What about Kaitianjiao?
How to dance in the square!
Especially looking at his grandson's obese body twisted like twists and turns, he couldn't help saying with disgust, "Tsk tsk, it's really unsightly~"
The old principal felt that things were beyond his understanding, and he even wondered if he was too old to keep up with the times, otherwise, how could he not understand the scene in front of him.
Weird!
Very weird!
He approached slowly.
Then, he was so frightened that his heart almost burst because he couldn't control his mouth and sang along: "Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed
Dancing in the waves. "
While singing, the look in his eyes was full of panic, I was so panic...
The old headmaster wanted to break free, but it was too late. His thin and old body instantly softened like a withered tree trunk, and swayed from side to side like noodles. The posture was so enchanting, sexy and windy.
So much so that the team members and several teachers who came behind looked at him with such strange expressions.
"A sin!"
The old principal screamed in his heart, but he was still singing, his body was still swaying in the "wind horse flea", and he couldn't stop at all.
This situation is very similar to a girl who was "forced to be a cang", uh, old girl... hot eyes!
"Tian Yu, go up and have a look!"
A teacher poked his companion and urged him to go up and try.
"Why don't you go up?"
"Your figure is suitable for dancing, but I'm not suitable for being so fat."
"Forget it!" Seeing that none of them pushed up, a female teacher said angrily, "I'll go!"
Then, just a few steps after she walked out, she also wriggled, which was quite pleasing to the eye.
"This should be a kind of superpower. I don't know who used it. As long as it enters the range, it will automatically dance unbearably." A teacher speculated.
"Can't stand it? Why do I feel like you are driving... Obviously, you can't control it!" another teacher strongly corrected.
"Can't stand it?"
Several teachers couldn't help laughing at the thought of these three words, and then they quickly restrained themselves when they saw the principal glaring at them.
They have roughly guessed how this situation happened, but there is no way to solve it!
Finally, they thought of a way to attack those men in black from a distance.
A teacher threw a small stone casually, and the stone seemed to be pulled by an invisible force, and it directly penetrated the head of a man in black.
There was also a teacher who stretched out his hands, put his two thumbs and two index fingers together to form a "triangle", and uttered a soft "bang" sound, and a man in black immediately fell down.
……
As soon as they made a move, it was like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their abilities.
And these men in black saw their companions being killed, but they couldn't control themselves, and their eyes showed resentment and aggrieved expressions.
But what can they do?One by one is waiting to die.
Only one man in black was left, probably a woman, and all the others were killed.
Even this woman was turned into a puppet by a team leader using invisible silk threads to ensure that she would cause inevitable losses after she regained her freedom.
Finally, after the second dance, they stopped.
"Whoo~"
The Great Sage let out a heavy breath, his whole body went limp, angry and anxious.
Fortunately!
Fortunately, I couldn't attack them, but reinforcements arrived, otherwise, it would be really difficult.
"let me go!"
Now, there is only one man in black left, she shouted angrily.
"Ahem, who are you?"
The old headmaster looked embarrassed, coughed dryly and came out from behind a group of teachers, asking.
"Who am I? You don't have the right to know! Hahaha, you can just ask Hades if you want to know!" She raised her head and laughed, and was about to bite her tongue to kill herself. At the critical moment, the team leader pulled his right hand, and she was controlled , close your mouth by yourself.
Immediately, she could only move her eyes, and she couldn't even speak.
"Take her back and keep her under strict supervision. Keep at least two teachers and a captain of the team watching. I'll go back and interrogate her in person." Old Principal Luo ordered.
What he said was meaningful, and three people were kept on guard to prevent any traitor from silencing him.
In this way, he looked at the Great Sage and asked with concern, "Are you all right?"
"I'm fine~" Dasheng looked at his aunt, Wangcai and the tank, and said anxiously: "But they have something to do, so hurry up and get someone to save them."
"Don't worry, the medical support team is here, they will be fine." The old principal pointed to the south, where some team members were coming.
Only in this way can the Great Sage truly relax.
"What happened to the dance just now?"
"I said, we suddenly wanted to dance in the square, believe it or not?" Dasheng said nonsense, he would not tell the old principal that he danced on his own initiative, now there are so many people, how embarrassing.
"Speak human!" The old headmaster gave Dasheng a white look.
"I don't know what's going on." The Great Sage spread his hands with a wry smile.
In this way, the old headmaster stared deeply at the Great Sage for a while before giving up.
"Who are they?"
"The ones sent by the Aixinjueluo family should be dead soldiers or something."
"Oh~ then I understand." The principal said.
"Then what are you going to do? Sue them, or?"
"I said, I'll ask them to do a square dance, believe it or not?"
"..." The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "That's good~ Your age is just right!"
The old principal was so angry that he slapped him.
…………
With the help of the medical support team, Wangcai, Tank, and Sun Xiaomin finally recovered a lot. According to the doctor, they will need to take care of themselves and replenish their bodies before they can fully recover.
So, they prescribed some elixir to let Haosheng rest.
The Great Sage sent them away with great gratitude, and finally, the whole room was considered quiet.
"Go and rest!"
The Great Sage watched them sitting on the sofa and spoke.
"No, Great Sage, give your aunt a new strange crystal, I don't want to go on like this!" Sun Xiaomin suddenly stood up and said loudly, eyes full of anger and grievance.
"However, the new alien crystal may also replace your original superpowers?" Dasheng said, then worried about her wild thinking, and added: "Are you sure?"
"Sure!"
"I have a silver-grade foreign crystal here, you can try it first!" The Great Sage thought for a while, and all the foreign crystals on his body were used up. Now, there is only one silver-rank foreign crystal left, which was enlightened by Bai Shuang Isomorphic.
"it is good!"
"Give you!"
The Great Sage took out the strange crystal and handed it to his aunt.
Sun Xiaomin calmly held it in his hand and let it melt slowly.
After a few minutes, her eyes lit up.
"Got it? What superpower?" The Great Sage was delighted.
"My previous ability is still there, not only that, but I also got a copy ability." She said excitedly, like a child showing off candy to everyone.
"copy?"
"That's right, copy someone else's super power to use, not only that, this super power can be changed once a month."
"Amazing!" The Great Sage stared wide-eyed.
It seems that the silver-grade heterogeneous crystal that Bai Shuang has enlightened is extraordinary.
He has now conjured up a picture in his mind, that picture is Bai Shuang sitting on a pile of strange crystal mountains, his hands trembling with exhaustion, crying and constantly pointing different crystals at the same time.
On the side, the great sage himself was holding a whip, wearing a landlord's costume, and laughing out like a pig.
Although the picture is a bit scribbled, but it is really fragrant!
"I'm going to find out now, in the entire city, no, even in the team, who has the strongest ability." Sun Xiaomin became excited and wanted to look for it immediately.
"Who are you asking?"
"I don't know, are you a pedestrian on the side of the road?"
"They will only tell you some hearsay, wait, I'll ask someone in the industry for you." Dasheng said, and called Wang Er.
This guy is the captain of the team and has a lot of knowledge, so he must know.
"Hey, second brother!"
As the Great Sage spoke, Sun Xiaomin came over and quickly turned on the speakerphone.
"Hahaha, Great Sage, what do you want from me?"
"Let me ask you, do you know who is the strongest in this guardian castle?" the Great Sage asked.
"Why do you ask this?"
"If something happens, just tell me."
"The strongest! Let me think about it, the hero who faced the Lich King directly last time, he is the strongest!"
"..." The corner of the Great Sage's mouth twitched a few times: "Don't make trouble, I'm talking about superpowers, who has the most powerful superpowers?"
"Attack power, the one with the highest attack power!" Sun Xiaomin shouted loudly from the side.
"It doesn't mean that a high attack power means a powerful ability? I think the most important thing is to be invincible. As long as you are invincible, then you are the most powerful."
"Alright!" the Great Sage hurriedly said.
What he is most worried about is the safety of his relatives, and the attack power is the second place.
"Immortality and immortality! In our battle castle, there is such a team leader. Even if he is burned to ashes, he can still gather ashes and transform into a human again. We are all envious of him."
"Okay, that's it!" The Great Sage hurriedly asked the captain's identity and where he lived.
"No, I don't want this, I want attack power!"
Sun Xiaomin kept protesting.
The Great Sage hung up the phone after asking, and asked his aunt, "Why not?"
"I want the one with strong attack power, I want to kill!" Sun Xiaomin was furious, pinching the ear of the Great Sage.
"Auntie, I understand, you want to help me. But in my heart, the safety of you and the little one is the most important thing." Dasheng said affectionately.
"Can……"
"Not old and not dead, think about it, not old?" The Great Sage raised his voice and said the word deliberately.
Only then did Sun Xiaomin realize something.
"But……"
"Since you don't want it, forget it, you can find it yourself."
"Wait a minute, then, let's listen to you! In fact, I don't care about being old or staying young forever. The most important thing is me and Xiao An'an!" She said with a serious face, no longer entangled.
"Uh...Of course, after a month, if you are not satisfied, you can change it." Dasheng suggested in a low voice.
"No more, just this, who made me a single-minded person." Sun Xiaomin said confidently.
"...Auntie!"
I don't know if anyone has read it, can someone come to the book review section and shout out? ... just keep quiet...
It's a new week, give me all the tickets, it's icing on the cake for the great gods, and it's a timely help for the big tigers, please~
(End of this chapter)
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