I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 4 "Giving Fat" Ends Longevity?

During this period, Bai Jingyi was in a daze, her face was shocked, and her mind was full of question marks.

Even the devil "hehe" that the Great Sage thinks is the same, his mouth is wide enough to stuff an ostrich egg.

"Hahahahaha..."

In the end, Hehe burst out laughing suddenly, belly laughing, laughing and fell to the ground, laughing loudly with a hammer.

After laughing for a full minute, it finally made a gesture of praise: "You're a trickster, but I like it! Jinyu Ambergris is yours!"

In the next second, a bottle of antique medicine appeared in the hands of the Great Sage.

to be honest!The Great Sage is also a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Who knows, he completed the task by mistake?That's not right, it's not like completing the task in the true sense at all, it seems to be a coincidence of its appetite and preferences...?
Anyway, this system gave the Great Sage the impression that it is too unscrupulous, right?

"What are you doing?" Bai Jingyi broke away from the Great Sage's hand in shame.

"I just heard that the fairy sent me a voice transmission from thousands of miles away. The fairy said that you have a beautiful smile. If you smile, you will be rewarded with a bottle of fairy medicine that can cure you. No, I will use this method to make you laugh or not. It's gone." The Great Sage spoke nonsense solemnly.

"What about the medicine?" Bai Jingyi rolled her eyes at the Great Sage, she really didn't expect her to be so charming at such a young age.

The Great Sage was a little dumbfounded, and took out the medicine in his hand.

"Ah, really?" Bai Jingyi froze for a moment.

"How could I be willing to lie to you~" the Great Sage smiled, and poured out a liquid golden liquid with the medicine: "If you believe me, just try it?"

"it is good!"

Dasheng thought she would hesitate, but she really took off the bandage.

It feels really good to be trusted!

During the period, her mother came in, and when she saw this, she exploded and called the doctor in a panic.

But Bai Jingyi still believed in the Great Sage, and insisted on applying the medicine against the doctor's advice.

"Did you bring the medicine?" The doctor frowned and looked at the Great Sage displeasedly, with a superior attitude, and reprimanded: "How can you do such an irresponsible thing? Originally, I guessed that the scratch The cause is extraordinary. Judging by your appearance, you must be a street gangster, otherwise, how could this little girl's face be scratched? You should go to the detention center for a good education like a social scum, and you shouldn't come out to harm people..."

"Who is the little bastard? Harmful? Heh, how do you know that this medicine is not effective?" The Great Sage sneered.

What he hates the most is this kind of person who draws conclusions based on his own subjective speculation. He is a gangster. Is there such a handsome gangster?It's just too deceiving!

"Originally, I thought you saved my girl, and I thanked you, but you are too shameless, right? You go, you go!" Affected, Bai Jingyi's mother was also furious and furious. With trembling fingers, let the Great Sage go.

"Mom, you..." Bai Jingyi was in a hurry, wanting to explain something.

The Great Sage stopped her from explaining with his hands, and then, he did something that no one could have imagined. He actually picked up the fruit knife on the side and stroked his hand lightly, and then applied the "Jinyu Ambergris" ointment.

The wound was very shallow, only about one centimeter, and the bleeding stopped as soon as he applied it. Then, miraculously, he discovered that the wound was healing rapidly at a speed that could be detected by the naked eye.

During this period, the doctor and Bai Jingyi's mother were both stunned and stunned, and they could hear needles dropping in the ward.

In about 5 minutes, the great sage's wound had healed until only the red mark remained.

"Hehe..." The Great Sage looked at the doctor with a sneer.

The doctor was shocked at first, then embarrassed, his face changed several times, and then he thought of something, became excited, and his eyes turned red.

"What kind of medicine is yours? Can you show me? If possible, you'd better give me some. If you can develop a new medicine, everyone can make money together?!" His face changed really quickly. Now his tone has softened, and his eyes are greedy.

"Oh, I'm just a street gangster, how can I make money with you?"

"Haha, it's because I don't know Taishan with my eyes, and I see people as inferior with my dog's eyes. I'm sorry." Seeing that the Great Sage was upset, he immediately changed his tone and apologized, and even nodded and bowed.

This is not a highly respected doctor, he is simply a villain who sees the money and makes the rudder according to the wind!
"I'm sorry, I don't deserve it!"

"I do, I do, how many do I do!" The doctor nodded and bowed to pick up the rant.

The Great Sage was slightly startled, but he didn't expect him to say such a thing, and he couldn't help but laugh.

Bai Jingyi couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Only her mother was still a little bit unresponsive, obviously not as fast as the doctor's ability to change screens.

"Show me the medicine?"

"Yes, yes~" The doctor nodded excitedly.

"Then you also cut a knife? Apologize?"

"Okay, as long as you show me your medicine!"

"it is good!"

He gritted his teeth, picked up the fruit knife and stabbed his arm. It was really cruel, a full ten centimeters, and the blood flowed profusely.

After finishing, he looked at the Great Sage expectantly.

What about the Great Sage?
He took out the medicine jar of Jinyu Ambergris, poured out a little, put it on his finger, and held it in front of the doctor.

"Hey~ Don't you want to take a look? Have you seen it? Then I'm leaving!"

With lightning speed, the Great Sage licked off the golden jade dragon saliva from his fingers, turned around and left.

doctor:"……"

Maybe it was anger, the visceral beating intensified, and the blood on his arm flowed faster!
The Great Sage is not afraid of the doctor getting the medicine from Bai Jingyi, because the medicine is absorbed so fast that it is impossible to get another specimen.

…………

After having the system, on the way home, Dasheng kept thinking about how to use it to make money.

Of course you have to make money, otherwise how can you get to the top of the world?

Take medicine to sell?

If it is sold separately, it may be able to sell for a good price. As for using it for research?Heh, he doesn't believe in those capitals, they can only eat people, and now that he has no money or power, he will be wiped out.

When I got home, it was already eight or nine in the evening.

Dasheng originally thought that his aunt didn't see him when he came home from get off work, so he would definitely be scolded again when he entered the door.

Unexpectedly, just after entering the door, he looked at everything in disbelief.

is this home

His home was obviously decorated in a very ordinary and poor way, but now, when he stepped through the door with his right foot, he walked into a colorful and radiant world, as if he was in a round bubble blown out by soapy water.

Aunt, younger sister, and two men and a woman are standing in it, looking at him, and some of them are wearing police uniforms.

"Who are you?! What are you going to do?"

Shocked, the Great Sage glanced around, looking at the three strangers vigilantly.

"Sun Dasheng, 15 years and eight months old, a southerner, his parents disappeared and only one younger sister. Now, he is studying at Limburg Middle School and is raised by his aunt alone." Reading the file, muttering words.

With her thoughts, the whole world, no, the bubble they are in is constantly swaying along with it.

It's a superpower!

Cultivator?
Suddenly, the Great Sage remembered the middle-aged man he had killed earlier.

Originally, he thought that when Xiao Jinjin killed a middle-aged man, he could pretend that he was killed by a sniper rifle, and he should not suspect that he was a student, but who would have thought that this group of people would come to him so quickly.

"We are the people who guard the battle castle. The 9527 team of cultivators originally came here after receiving the golden light vision in the Xishuang Forest." Seemingly understanding what the Great Sage was thinking, one of the middle-aged men with a Chinese face said Taking out the certificate with the police badge, he said slowly, "Unexpectedly, there was an unusual murder case! Student Sun Dasheng, do you know this person?"

He took out the photo, and sure enough, it was the person the Great Sage killed today.

"I know!"

"According to the police's initial observation, he was killed by a sniper rifle, but we saw that something was wrong. It was not caused by a gun at all. Finally, let's think about the vision that appeared in Xishuang Forest today. You were the first witness ...Student Sun Dasheng, can you explain to us what you saw in Xishuang Jungle, and how did he die?" The middle-aged man with a square face said with a smile.

"In the Xishuang jungle, the gods caressed my head and gave me long life." The great sage said with a smile: "As for that person who wants to hurt me, he will naturally be dealt with by my master fairy~"

"Hehehe, brother, you are not bald yet, why should you be awarded hair? It is obviously a hair knot to grant longevity..." Xiao laughed.

The people around also smiled, only the Great Sage's aunt looked worried and anxious.

Only then did the Great Sage realize that he had mispronounced, and his eyes were embarrassed: "Uh, I saw that the atmosphere was so tense, so I deliberately eased the atmosphere, hahaha!"

"You mean, you really met a fairy? Don't be fooled at such a young age. If you tell lies, we have the right to arrest you. If you confess, we will be lenient." The middle-aged man frowned.

"Strictly resist, go home to celebrate the New Year!" The Great Sage secretly followed this sentence and nodded readily.

"We are not the lords of the Lin family castle. Don't worry, if you have any chance, we will not snatch you. Moreover, here we want you to tell the truth. It's very simple. Look at the lady next to me, This dreamlike bubble is her ability, and no one can lie here."

In an instant, the Great Sage's heart rose to his throat.

"The young master is here, afraid of a hammer!" A hanging sentence suddenly came out of his mind.

The Great Sage's heart was as steady as an old dog's, and he nodded with a smile: "It's okay, what I'm telling is the truth, don't be afraid."

The middle-aged man with a square face stared deeply at the Great Sage, as if he was thinking about something, and then motioned to the woman. The woman flicked her fingers, and a halo of light rippled towards the Great Sage.

The Great Sage's expression became confused, as if sleepwalking.

"What did you do in the Xishuang jungle?" the middle-aged man with a square face asked again.

The Great Sage's aunt wanted to cry out in desperation, but the woman next to her snapped her fingers, and the Great Sage's aunt fainted and lay in her arms.

"I was playing monster-killing bugs in the jungle, and suddenly it rained heavily. The rain was so heavy. Then, I urinated. Hey, I can urinate far away. One pee is ten feet away..."

puff!

Listening to the other young man, he couldn't help laughing out loud like a pig.

Xiao Yuan looked at his aunt worriedly, and giggled when he heard this.

The middle-aged man noticed something was wrong, and glanced at the woman next to him. The woman was slightly annoyed, and snapped her fingers: "What happened after the golden light appeared?"

(End of this chapter)