I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 34
This man was about the same age as the Great Sage, white and fat, with a face like glutinous rice balls.Especially the figure, if you want to tie it up, the great sage will immediately think of a kind of food, that is zongzi, or zongzi with too much pork belly.

His nose is ugly, a standard upturned nose, and his eyes are as small as mung beans.

As for why the hot eyes?

Because, he was not wearing any clothes, and he was shaking the bugs while running.Suddenly, it really looked like a huge piece of fat pork belly rolled towards him.

"Hey, brother, what about attracting monsters?" Dasheng greeted, and then looked at the distance behind him: "With all due respect, your method of attracting monsters seems quite fresh and refined?"

"It's not attracting monsters... It's someone from behind who wants to kill me, save me!" When he saw the Great Sage, surprise flashed in his eyes, and he hurriedly "rolled" towards the Great Sage.

"Is there no one behind you? Besides attracting monsters, it is necessary for you to wear it, no, do you take it off like this?" The Great Sage was puzzled, and then, looking at his naked appearance, he instantly thought of something and was surprised. Eyes wide open.

"I'm Cao! You, you didn't meet a strong 'sharp' murderer, did you?"

"Hey, what are you thinking... No, he didn't insult me, but I was running, and he kept stealing my clothes, trying to take this opportunity to humiliate me and kill me again." The fat man said angrily, his eyes were red I don't know whether it is anger or grievance, or being angry by the great saint, and I am a little slurred.

"You said, someone stole the clothes you were wearing? Hey, I warn you, I have gone to elementary school, you don't want to lie to me!" Dasheng didn't believe it and protested angrily.

"Really, he just stretched out a hand, and suddenly appeared somewhere beside you..."

Having said that, the Great Sage suddenly felt his clothes being pulled up, and his long-sleeved T-shirt was taken off his head unexpectedly.

He looked up in horror.

A black hole with a diameter of about ten centimeters appeared in the air, and a hand stretched out from it. When he looked at the hand again, it had already grabbed the great sage's clothes and retracted, and the black hole disappeared.

Heck!
The Great Sage was dumbfounded.

"Don't worry, it's not a ghost, it's a superpower. He's not the one who guards the battle castle. He said he's from another school. Don't let me touch him head-on, otherwise, I'll kill him." It’s all going to explode.”

"Have you seen him?"

"Well, at first, we met and had conflicts while hunting monsters. At that time, I thought this guy was weak because he retreated. But I didn't expect that he would use this trick to steal me in the dark. Clothes, me, me..." He was so angry that his lips trembled.

"No, you know it's him with just one hand?"

"Yeah, he has a small scar on the right side of his thumb."

What else could the Great Sage say, he could only admire his eyesight.

"Okay~ Even if he steals your clothes, he doesn't necessarily want to humiliate you and kill you, maybe it's a bad idea, just making fun of you..." The Great Sage analyzed seriously.

"You! Look behind me!"

He turned around, only to see a bloodstain on his buttocks, which was still bleeding, dripping with blood.

"Isn't there a clear stipulation in the space crack that human beings are not allowed to fight each other inside?"

"You came in for the first time, right? You already know how to say 'clear text', secretly, of course you can do whatever you want, as long as you don't leave any evidence." The fat man said bitterly.

"Oh~ what do we do now?"

"If I still had mental power, I wouldn't be afraid of him, but my mental power is exhausted now."

"What superpower do you have?" The Great Sage asked with great interest.

"Keep him from finding me."

"I know, you don't want him to find you, but what I'm asking now is, what kind of superpower are you?"

"My super power is that no one can find me!" Fatty reiterated aggrievedly.

"..."

"Stealth? Or what?"

"It's just that I'm standing here, it's okay not to be invisible, and you will find that you can't notice me." The fat man said truthfully.

Ok!

The Great Sage already thought that his aunt's "broken chest stone" was weird enough, but he didn't expect this fat man to go to the next level.

This is a bit similar to "no sense of existence", people can't find you directly.

If that's the case, he is really not afraid of heaven and earth, but unfortunately, he is limited by his mental strength, otherwise, the world is so big, he can go anywhere.

"Well, I'll guard you, you quickly recover your mental strength, and you can leave when you recover, I will continue..." After thinking about it, the Great Sage said that he didn't want to meddle in other people's business, and it was enough to just save people .

"Why are you guarding me, other people's hands..." The fat man looked at the Great Sage with distrust.

Before he could finish speaking, a hand appeared behind the Great Sage, and when the hand came out of the black hole, a cloud of blood burst out, as if it had been hit by a sniper rifle.

In an instant, the hand was so painful that it quickly retracted.

Yes!

As early as just now, the Great Sage was on guard and told Xiao Jinjin to pay attention to things that appeared at any time.

"Huh? And a ring?"

Xiao Jinjin was really as ruthless as ever, and actually cut off one of his fingers, and there was a ring on it.

The Great Sage picked it up and was amused, this is actually a space ring, although it is a bit small, it only has one cubic meter inside.

Earned, earned, really fragrant!

Seeing the great sage's happy face, the fat man didn't know what the ring was. After being surprised by the means of the great sage, he was envious.

"Brother, what kind of super power did you just have, so powerful? You don't even need to turn around, just...?"

"This superpower is called 'The Divine Art of the Great Emperor's Heavenly Dragon Body Protection'. Anyone who dares to hurt me will be punished by the heavens!" The great sage put his hands behind his waist, raised his head, and said arrogantly, he would not tell anyone about Xiao Jinjin When going out, be careful in everything and keep some hole cards in your hand. This was taught to him by a team member yesterday.

The fat man thought about it seriously, and although he didn't quite understand it, he still thought it was amazing.

"Hehe, I'm afraid he won't dare to come again now, it's safe." The fat man said happily: "Also, brother, can you lend me this ring?"

"Don't borrow!"

"Just take a look, I also noticed that man has such a ring just now."

"Then you noticed, what's none of my business? You can't see a beautiful girl on the road, so you should borrow it from me, right?"

The fat man made sense after thinking about it, so he nodded greedily, not daring to say anything else.

"Hurry up, I'll protect you, hurry up and leave when you recover, I'm still in a hurry to save the world~" the Great Sage said impatiently.

"it is good!"

He felt that he was finally saved, so he quickly sat down cross-legged, but as soon as he sat down, he was screamed and jumped up by the high temperature on the ground.

"Brother, do you have something to lend me?"

"Your one, uh, is so short, it's impossible to just sit on the ground and get burned?"

"Hey! Where are you looking! My butt is hurt and I can't sit!" The fat man was taken aback for a moment, and finally understood what he meant, and roared angrily.

"Oh, do you need a pair of pants?"

"Ah, you have? Then I want, you are such a good person!"

"That is, thanks to your patronage, one hundred honor points."

The fat man thought it was free, but who knew it was so, his face flushed with anger: "You... but I don't have anything on me right now?"

In the end, the two discussed for a while, and the fat man gave the Great Sage a thousand honor point IOUs, and the Great Sage lent him a set of "tights".

Very tight very tight!
After all, the clothes of the Great Sage are too small for the fat man.

That hand didn't appear again, and after an hour, the fat man recovered most of his mental strength before standing up.

"Okay, then I'm leaving. I'll ask you for this IOU when I go back to school."

The Great Sage waved the IOU in his hand, speaking chicly.

"Hey, wait, brother, wait."

"What's the matter, again?" The Great Sage was a little impatient.

"Brother, don't you have the magical art of protecting the body of the Great Emperor Tianlong? How about we form a team? Go to a place where there are many monsters, no, there are many strange beasts, and then I will find the way to attract monsters, and then you go in and use this magical art to kill the group." , Isn’t the alien crystal rushing over?” He described the scene with excitement and anticipation on his face.

He actually believed the nonsense of the Great Sage.

"No, you're by my side, if I put a pen on... no, once I do my best, I'll easily hurt you!" The Great Sage said solemnly, his face full of expressions for your kindness.

　Please collect it, do you guys have a recommendation ticket? Just give one if you have one. Don’t dare to ask for more, unless...you insist on giving it, then I can’t afford to offend you, so I can only bow to the big guys...

　　


(End of this chapter)